On the Correct Posture of La Bang

The soul is like a smoke, entangled with flowers and scenery, he waited too long, drifting in the world for hundreds of years, because of obsession, he refused to go back for a long time, let alone drink a bowl of Mengpo soup, leaving his past life behind. Forget about the old things.

But time has worn away the traces of the people he recorded.

Shen Yue, the soul of the dead, may have had happy memories, but every time he thinks about it, it is always more painful than when he was alone afterwards.

From the happiest moment, he suddenly lost the person he loved the most. A person seemed to be walking in a maze, and he couldn't get out of it no matter what. Reminiscing thousands of times is like chewing gum thousands of times, and the rest is tasteless.

Over time, when there are too many wandering souls, they forget who they are.

Hua Fanjing is facing such a wandering soul who has forgotten who he is.

The casserole was bubbling and steaming, and the smell of chicken filled the entire hall. There was a pale-eyed one in the air, and a lying one on the ground. Both Hua Fanjing's hands came in handy, and his eyes were aimed at the sky. That one asked a very ridiculous question, "Are you hungry, I'll make chicken soup for you."

The one in the air nodded, never thinking about how he would eat it, should he burn the freshly stewed soup?

Hua Fanjing was thinking of hugging Lin Bai to the bed, and asked Tai Shangjun to come over and show him what kind of illness he had.

You ask why not give him the immortal energy, or give him some life force?

Immortals are not omnipotent, and it is not that a casual breath of immortality can make mortals live forever or get rid of all diseases.Therefore, mortals worship gods, perhaps thinking of the gods' pity and giving them longevity, but all things have their own way, and gods can't disobey them.

Therefore, the worship that has been passed down for thousands of years is nothing but a hope and a good wish.

At this time, a guest who hadn't come to the door for a long time came uninvited.

It's Danzhu.

He was still dressed in the flamboyant red dress, extremely luxurious, and he knew what he was going to do by watching Hua Fanjing's actions, so he raised his hand to stop him, "I'll come."

Hua Fanjing then stopped his movements and asked Danzhu, "Do you know why he is sometimes stupid and sometimes normal, sometimes comatose and sometimes sober?"

Danzhu replied with a mysterious and unpredictable sentence, "God's will."

Hua Fanjing: "..."

"Speak human." He frowned beautifully.

Danzhu looked at him, and then at that stupid soul, thinking that if this person wakes up, he will definitely not let him go easily. After some time, anyway, Hua Fanjing forgot all about his past, but when he thought of his friend's cheating relationship and the cheating ending, he couldn't bear to let him separate, so he still told some truths.

"He shouldn't have lived, and he shouldn't have come here, but because of you, and that idiot, he changed his life, and a person who shouldn't have appeared here appeared here, even with a wandering soul , occupying one body at the same time. When awake, it is one person, and when it is stupid, it is another person. If it weren’t for the stupid one, there would be no sober one.”

Hua Fanjing seemed to understand something.

There are often things that do not belong to this time and space appear in this time and space. This kind of thing is called time travel. Danzhu's former emperor once conducted a survey and found that there are various ways of time travel. The so-called soul wear, the so-called body Wearing clothes, some changed their fate, some were too conceited and even lost their lives.Some of the people who were occupied were mortal and some were dying, but when these people came, they made the original body come back to life.

These things seem to be small things, but they are nothing more than a person. As long as there is no such idea that someone wants to pierce the sky in the mundane world, everyone is happy to settle down and turn a blind eye. The most fearful thing is Immortals and mortals mingled together.

Fortunately, God doesn't like to play with people that much, and he still knows how to measure. Immortals are still immortals, and mortals are still mortals. There is no bloody thing like a fairy having a child and running with a ball.

Because the gods perform their own duties, their hobbies in their spare time are at most a day trip to the mortal world, and they come back to take a bath in the fairy spring. This day or a year has passed. When it comes to excitement, except for a little gossip, the gods and Mortals are no different.

Oh, that is to say, I live a little longer, but life is always like this, with eyes closed and opened, a mortal's day passes, and a fairy's life passes, that's all.

I haven't heard of anyone who has a variable... Uh, Hua Fanjing saw Danzhu looking at him with funny eyes.

The silent wandering soul hid behind Hua Fanjing, looking at the chicken casserole on the small table, as if he hadn't eaten for a long time.

Hey, when it comes to eating, how does he eat in this state?

Do you want to pinch a clay figurine to let the soul rest?

Dan Zhu hugged Lin Bai, "His mission has been successfully completed, it's time to send him where he came from."

Hua Fanjing remembered that he had just seen this little beggar's initial appearance, and his heart tightened, feeling that something was wrong, "Go back to be a beggar?"

In that case, it's better to let him stay here, at least I don't have to worry about food and clothing here.

"Of course not." Dan Zhu said, "Because of the karma, he received some merit from the heavens, and the rest of his life will be rich and prosperous, and the four generations will live under the same roof. Although coming to this world is an accident in life, there will be no worries in life from now on. .”

When he said this, Hua Fanjing felt relieved. It was not easy to get together and leave, but it was really easy to get together and leave. This is the body of the wandering soul that he pulled out forcefully.

It sounds like he looks like a scumbag, but many things can't help him.

Wandering Soul was behind his back, gnawed on his fingers to eat, sucked twice, the fingers disappeared, and he no longer felt like putting his fingers in his mouth, and he looked so greedy that he couldn't eat in the end. It hurts.

"How do you put his soul down?" Hua Fanjing wanted to put him on the Linglian, year after year, he could always transform into a human form, and eat whatever he wanted.

I just don't know if the plants can eat meat after they have transformed into a refined form. If they can't eat meat, it would be too disappointing for such a greedy person.

"Go to the Lingtai to look for it, his body should have appeared." Dan Zhu counted and pointed out a clear path for Hua Fanjing.

Then he hugged the comatose boy, pinched him fiercely in the middle of the crowd, and when he woke up, he stretched out his hand and wiped it in front of his eyes. The kid should have forgotten everything, and he had a new memory, and then went to It's time to go.

Hua Fanjing is a person who does what he says and does it. Danzhu asked him to go to the Lingtai to look for it. The so-called Lingtai is his pond for growing lotus. Why doesn't he know what happened in his pond?

Hua Fanjing lifted his legs and left, Youhun tried to pull his sleeve, but his hand went through the sleeve directly.

Youhun stared blankly at his hands, as if he was thinking about how he could be so powerful. He tried to speak again, but after trying twice, his throat seemed to be rusted and he couldn't speak, and his eyes The people in the room didn't seem to hear his voice, even if it was ho ho.

So Wandering Soul floated in front of Hua Fanjing, trying to stop him, but Hua Fanjing didn't pay attention for a while, and passed through his body directly.

Wandering Soul clutched his chest.

It was only at this time that Hua Fanjing realized what he had just done, and he was also taken aback, looking at Youhun, "What's wrong?"

Youhun was delighted that he had finally noticed him, but his original intention was not to make the other party pay attention to him, but he stretched out his finger and pointed to the casserole where the chicken was stewed.

"What do you mean? Did you agree to let me turn off the ignition?" Hua Fanjing guessed what the dumb wandering soul meant.

Wandering Soul nodded.

The instinct of foodie is really engraved in my bones, even my husband forgot to remember that chicken can't be stewed, it's too hard.

"Aren't you in a hurry to find your body?" Hua Fanjing couldn't believe it. Isn't life more important than food for ordinary people?

I went to grandma's house by mistake.

That's ordinary people.

Can a foodie be like this?

Every second of life must be fought at the forefront of eating, to be the pioneer, the brave, the first person to eat crabs, the struggle between sweet and salty is nothing, and the one who enjoys the blessings of everyone is the real warrior!

That's right, there is no lower limit for foodies!

Youhun's heart is not what Hua Fanjing thinks, he is thinking that it is best to turn off the chicken at this time, use the residual heat of the casserole to simmer the final taste on the chicken, and then find the body later and get in , and then come back to enjoy a big meal, and the time is just right, not wasting a second.

If you don't turn off the fire at this time, the chicken will be stewed when you come back later, and the taste will not be as good as when it is the most delicious. Although this chicken is the best chicken, the taste will not be bad, but it can be the best. Why eat inferior things?

The world of foodies is like this!

He looked at Hua Fanjing eagerly.

It’s hard to say no to Hua Fanjing, he’s not that professional, you see, he’s not the one who kills or stews chicken, he’d better wait to eat, anyway, his wife is omnipotent, so he’ll just be a softie ...

It seems that some strange idea has been mixed in.

Hua Fanjing thought over what he said just now, and found that an unknown person had sneaked in. When did he have a wife?

That sentence is like instinct.

There are too many instincts popping up recently, Hua Fanjing himself is a little numb, and he classifies it as hallucinations or delusions, and he imagines it quite completely. The cause, development and result of the matter are perfect. Too much brain filling, too lonely and cold.

With a wave of his hand, a big lotus leaf appeared in front of his eyes, covering the fire, Wandering Soul's eyes lit up, even if it was just a wisp of smoke, it seemed like smoke with vitality.

Hua Fanjing was afraid that he would be blown away by the wind when he went out, so he made a boundary to trap the wandering soul, and tied him together, "Let's go, find your body."

Heaven is really a puzzle, he didn't even know that there were unknown creatures coming into his house, and he only knew about it when Danzhu told him.

When seeing the crystal coffin, Hua Fanjing thought so.

Wandering Soul trembled when he saw the crystal coffin.

"What's wrong? Don't be afraid, I'm by my side." Hua Fanjing thought he was afraid.

Wandering Soul began to be demented again, looking at the crystal coffin, his eyes showed a feeling of "being closer to the hometown and being more timid, not daring to ask people who come."

Very contradictory.

Hua Fanjing stepped on the lotus leaf and walked over, Wandering Soul pinched his arm, completely unaware that his fingers had passed through, tangled into a twist.

Hua Fanjing saw the person in the crystal coffin.

He saw that the soul was young, and thought that the crystal coffin should also be a young man. When he approached, he found that the other party's hair was all white, his face was very young, the corners of his eyes were wrinkled, his eyelashes were long, his eyebrows were white, and his lips were white. It was pale, and the clothes were white.

The whiteness of the clothes is not white in itself, but the whiteness of long-term washing. Even the corners of the robes are a little torn, and there are no shoes.

The feet were fine, and the ankles were fine.

Hua Fanjing commented.

"Is this you?" Hua Fanjing asked Youhun with his head turned sideways.

Wandering Soul stared at the person lying down, a little out of his mind, and when he heard Hua Fanjing's question, he was stunned for a long time before he realized it, nodded first, and then shook his head.

What does this mean, partly him and partly not him?

Hua Fanjing was a little confused. When he touched the edge of the crystal coffin, it was like a bubble. It was still good when it was blown out, but it burst in the sun.

The crystal coffin disappeared, and the body was about to fall directly into the water.

Hua Fanjing hastily stretched out his hands to hug the corpse. He obviously didn't expect his hands to be so lethal. The crystal coffin disappeared when he touched it.

Princess Hua Fanjing hugged the corpse, and the wandering soul disappeared with a whoosh.

What about people?

Hua Fanjing said "Hi".

The corpse slowly opened its eyes. The moment it saw him, it was unbelievable. Hua Fanjing also looked at him in a daze.

"Hi?" he tried to say hello.

The corpse pushed him away.

But maybe it was because of the wrong location, when he pushed like this, Hua Fanjing didn't hug him well, and dropped him into the water, and he didn't stand up properly, fell into the water, passed through layers of lotus leaves, and became a drowned chicken.

The corpse struggled to get out of the water, with a lotus leaf on its head, and tore it away, crying in its voice, "Dead pea, you go out to check the weather, and you didn't come back when you saw death!"

For Hua Fanjing, this accusation was a bit groundless, but when he heard that familiar voice and the word "pea", something couldn't stop the car, and it hit his heart hard, making his heart feel shattered. Trembling to fall to the dust.

To meet his lover.

To meet his lover.

"Shen, Shen Yue..."

He finally remembered who the other party was.

A rumbling tide of memories flooded Hua Fanjing.

He fell from the sky and landed in Shen Yue's mouth;

They took the iron pot, but fell into the mouth of human traffickers halfway;

They fought wits and bravery with the scumbags, and killed for the first time;

Those beasts that come and don't know where to go;

The self who disappeared after the bridal chamber, like a scumbag self...

Hua Fanjing was about to kneel down for her own life.

Shen Yue was furious, he didn't know whether he was struggling or struggling, with his head full of white hair, he rushed over and picked up Hua Fanjing's collar, and then stripped him naked!

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