On the Correct Posture of La Bang

Everyone in Prince Jing's residence knew that the second son, Lin Bai, was a fool.

I have been stupid since I was a child, and it hurts me to be so stupid.

So everyone called him Xiaobai.

When Xiaobai was born, he had imprints on his hands, and he learned to speak very late, and he didn't like to chat with people after he learned it, as if his ability to speak had degenerated.

The little kid started to like basking in the sun at the age of three, and the servants at home were all amazed.

You say a three-year-old child, lying on a chair like an old man, doing nothing every afternoon, just squinting and basking in the sun, what's the matter? !

He doesn't read books, and he seems to disagree with his master in three views, no, it's like they don't agree with each other, and he left several masters in anger.

It is also said that Lin Bai is not a fool, because there is a goatee-bearded master in the middle, he is a master hired by the prince with a high salary, and he specializes in treating all kinds of dissatisfaction.

The goatee had just entered the courtyard door that day, and he saw Xiaobai lying on a chair at the door of the study at a glance, with a dull face and dull eyes, Xiaobai smiled and trembled with his goatee, saying that this son was born with a blessed appearance, he was a lucky man People of Xianyuan.

This made people want to call a doctor or wash his eyes, but everyone unanimously did not mention this.

Goatee continued, "Children are difficult to raise."

This is a problem for Xiaobai.

Everyone is furious, can't they bully a fool? !

Unexpectedly, the little white eyelid, who was regarded as a fool, raised his eyelids, and said to the goatee, "My lord is better than you."

The goatee didn't move either.

This... What does Saigao mean?

The goatee bowed his head and smiled grandly at Xiaobai, trying to ask him what Saigao is.

He knew what Dao Sai meant, and he knew what Gao meant, but why did he not understand the meaning when these two words were combined together?

Xiaobai ignored him, continued to bask in the sun leisurely, and breathed a sigh of relief.

Who is going to explain to you what Sai Gao means?

a bunch of idiots.

Zi said that rotten wood cannot be carved, and summer insects cannot speak ice. Lin Bai felt that he could not explain Sai Gao to these ancients, let alone male gods.

As a modern person, traveling to ancient times, traveling everywhere, and the era when digital kings are as numerous as dogs, it has long been popular on the Internet.

...It's a pity that it is impossible to submit an experience report for those who really time travel. Lin Bai remembered that he was very unlucky at the time, and encountered an earthquake that was rare in a century, and his life was directly drawn with a terminator.

"gameover"

Before he was about to die, he saw the mocking eight letters, as if seeing the most mysterious eighth letter among the 26 English letters.

It's okay to cross over to a little idiot, the key is that he still can't control his behavior. This little idiot may have some problems with the nerve center, and he often has behaviors such as drooling and unable to hold back his urine.

For the traverser Shen Yue, it was a shame like shit.

Shen Yue remembered that she was personable, tall, rich and handsome before crossing, shaking and shaking, how could she look embarrassed today? !

You can't afford to be hurt by dressing up as an ancient person with a generation gap. A tall, rich and handsome person who enjoys all kinds of benefits brought by modernization does not want to time travel at all!

The goatee seems to think this doll is very fun, and he wants to be a gentleman when he comes up. Shen Yue, who is now Lin Bai, has always hated studying, and he hates the teacher even more. The word "Baicheng" is written on it.

Lin Bai continued to be paralyzed and demented, raised his head and said to the goatee, "If sir can cross this Baicheng in one step, I will be his student."

The goatee was shaking and shaking, unable to speak for a long time, pointing at Lin Bai with fingers, "You...you, you!"

Children are really hard to raise!

This city of less than two feet cannot be crossed, but it is a pity that this Baicheng is not a fabricated name, but the city where Prince Jing's mansion is located.

How big is Baicheng?If one rides a horse and runs around the outer city, even if he runs for a day and a night, he can't go around the city once. If the goatee crosses the so-called city built by this kid, it will inevitably hurt Prince Jing's face. How can Baicheng be one foot wide?

That's a traitor.

But if he doesn't cross, he will really be stripped of face by this kid.

Goatee was choked for the first time and couldn't eat.

"You kid, what a fool." The goatee commented.

"It's the adults who teach you well." After finishing this sentence, Xiaobai saw that the husband had a tendency to faint, and hurriedly stretched out his fat arms like lotus root, and shouted to the sky: "Look, little bird!"

And then ran away.

Mr. Goatee can only blow his beard and stare, very much like Wei Yixiao, the blue-winged bat king in the once hit Yitian Tulongji.

Goatee is already in the year of Ershun this year, and has some friendship with Princess Jing, so he was invited to be Lin Nian, brother Lin Bai's husband. By the way, let's take a look at this little idiot in Prince Jing's mansion. One army.

Before Lin Bai ran far, he realized that he was getting more and more out of control. Come on, the original idiot in his body deprived him of the initiative again, and he probably won't be able to feel anything later.

Every time I wake up, I find myself wet the bed in Jinxiu silk quilt. It's really...very drunk.

Lin Bai rolled his eyes and fell unconscious.

After waking up, he looked like he was really demented. He didn't understand anything, and he didn't know anything. The original soul of this body didn't leave, but took the initiative with Shen Yue for a certain period of time, and the two took turns Fortunately, the people in Prince Jing's Mansion didn't notice it either. They only felt that children's behavior was full of innocence sometimes, and they didn't think deeply about it.

However, the original owner of this body was originally a fool. Lin Bai became a fool when he crossed over. Sometimes he was shrewd and sometimes demented. Fortunately, when he was shrewd, he was alone, so he didn't reveal much. It is only less than two hours, and at other times, it will enter a mysterious and mysterious realm, isolated from the outside world, similar to a soul sleeping, and the world is vast.

Shen Yue had no previous experience to refer to, and after realizing that this situation had no effect on his body, he just let it go.

What else can I do.

In this way, Lin Bai spent his carefree childhood, and finally grew up, becoming a 12-year-old boy.

When I was 12 years old, a big event happened.

Prince Jing's mansion produced a princess, and this princess was none other than Lin Bai's elder brother, Lin Nian.

Why Lin Nian became the Crown Princess is actually hard to explain in one word. In short, this is a rather sad story. Lin Nian is not a broken sleeve, but because of some political reasons, he has to marry the Crown Prince.

That scumbag of the prince, doesn't he already have 3000 beauties in the harem?

Lin Nian is heartbroken, even if he breaks his sleeves, he won't be broken with the so-called emperor's scum like the prince who is exposed to rain and dew!

Lin Nian was 14 years old this year, and at the age of 14, in ancient times, one could get married and have children.

Lin Bai also felt that it was a waste.

Lin Bai and Lin Nian are brothers with the same mother.

Lin Bai's mother was also ill in the year Lin Bai had an accident, and her poor health was summoned by the god of death. She stayed in bed for a month, but in the end, she finally disappeared without mercy. Prince Jing is a flirtatious person. , Concubine Jing's suffering in these years has never been revealed to outsiders. She has accumulated more and more negative emotions, and no matter how good her body is, she can't stand such abuse.

Then Princess Jing went.

Less than a year after the concubine left, Prince Jing had a new concubine, who was as attractive as a flower and jade, and she was very good at acting like a baby.

If that was the case, Lin Bai would turn a blind eye.But the new concubine treated Lin Bai and Lin Nian as her own sons in front of other people, and secretly treated them as human beings.

Prince Jing was away, and the new Concubine Jing was in charge of the palace. Lin Bai brothers lived in dire straits. During that time, Lin Bai learned to climb the wall, secretly went outside to buy food, and saved himself by the way. Wood's brother Lin Nian.

The author has something to say: This is the life that Shen Yue erased the memory of the life he spent with Hua Fanjing in the middle, and thought he had traveled through the life.

Hmm... the plot is so unreasonable...