On the Correct Posture of La Bang

Xiao Xiaoshan threw a ball of fire with his backhand.

It's just... provocative in front of the gods, the rhythm of dying every minute!

Xiao Xiaoshan planted fluorescent bugs on those four people long ago. When people are alive, the fluorescent bugs will glow, but when people are dead, the fluorescent bugs will not glow.He came this time because he wanted to kill another person directly, so he remembered to check the situation of those four people.

Unexpectedly, he died!

Xiao Xiaoshan was startled.

So he was going to go out in person again, to act first, to kill people, and by the way, to kill new threats in their infancy.

Then I saw that it was sent by one person, but now there are four people standing together!

For a pair of four, Xiao Xiaoshan was very cautious. He didn't feel the powerful monk's aura emanating from the other party, so he only regarded them as ants like Shen Yue.

...Hmph, it just looks better.

Xiao Xiaoshan touched his face, a little jealous of the white robed person next to Shen Yue, and the flamboyant red robed person, they were so prosperous that they would never stop until their eyes were brightened!

And the one in black, why... why are all the good-looking ones on his side!

Xiao Xiaoshan almost gritted his teeth!

If he hadn't met those four people in the tunnel where the spirit stone was dug, if he hadn't heard about those four people, Shen Yue would never have wanted Xiao Xiaoshan's life.

But he hates people who spoil others, just as he hates people who spoil food.The former gave him the urge to destroy humanity, and the latter gave him the urge to let others eat bran and wild vegetables forever.

Treasures of heaven and earth are meant to be cherished. He hates people who are jealous of others and full of calculations.

The law can't sanction them, because the strong in this world are respected, not the legal society he is in, so, if he does as the Romans do, he must seek justice for those who were abused/torted to death.

Good wine, beauties, gourmet food, the three beauties of life are indispensable. Now that Shen Yue has a beauty, he can brew fine wine and cook food. It can be said that the three beauties of life are complete, and there is such a trace of compassion for the world.

The bad guys are still wasting food while they are alive.

He held his iron pot seriously, and released the little bird from his space.

Vajra Flower looked on, and the cherry tree hung on Vajra Flower, trembling.

...It's really very, very hopeless.

At this time, it was obvious that Vajra Flower would sternly refuse to take back the cherry tree, so Shen Yue didn't ask the cherry tree to go back. After all, as a tree, sometimes it is necessary to open your eyes.

What's more, this cherry tree was sealed in the hundreds of feet deep underground Lingshi mine before, and it has never seen the world. Shen Yue also intends to let the creatures in his space have a little more spiritual knowledge, a little more wisdom, In this way, he will be alone in the future, maybe he can play Go or checkers with the flowers and plants, one against five, Shen Yue is very easy.

Having said that, why is Xiao Xiaoshan so angry.

"You guys actually killed someone!" Xiao Xiaoshan said with an angry look, "Today I will do justice for the heavens!"

Shen Yue: "..."

Hua Fanjing, Dan Zhu and Han Que: "..."

The villain should file a complaint first. This is it.

Wake up brother, you have such a bad conscience, does your family know?

After Shen Yue ate fried cherries, he seemed to have opened up the two veins of Ren and Du, and threw a frying pan over, "Hey!"

bingo!

The pot just landed on the top of Xiao Xiaoshan, and then fell straight down, doing a free fall movement. Xiao Xiaoshan stretched out his hand like a bone claw, and smashed the bottom of the pot!

Violence!Shen Yue was very angry, the imprint lit up in the palm of his right hand at this moment, the iron pot seemed to sense it, although the bottom of the pot was broken, it was still on the battlefield, and the brave and invincible accelerated descent trapped Xiao Xiaoshan !

...It is the kind of sleepiness that has broken the bottom of the pot and takes on the shape of binding people.

Xiao Xiaoshan's hands were trapped around his waist, and his whole face was covered with a layer of ashes from the bottom of the pot. It was darker than his face wrapped in black charcoal, and he looked humiliated.

Flowers, plants, and grasses know best how people behave, because of their innate intuition, Vajra Flower probably smelled how dirty Xiao Xiaoshan was, and how many people's blood was deposited in his heart, so he jumped up angrily and whipped Xiao Xiaoshan with a flower stem. Hill slap!

Well done!

The little bird was also angry. It devoured four people today. The taste of those four people was not good, but because of the important responsibility, it is impossible for it to eat good people, but it feels bad to eat people, especially the meat of evil people. Eat, hard as a rock, the meat is bitter, and there is an air of indulgence/desire/excess in the body, which makes the little bird hate those four people very much, and the mastermind behind them will naturally be punished by the little bird.

Xiao Xiaoshan's hair was rushed up and pecked twice by the little bird, and it was torn apart like transplanting turf.

... This guy turned out to be bald, with ring scars on the top of his head.

It is unforgivable!

Dan Zhu and the others watched with great interest a group of flowers, plants, and little birds punishing rape and eradicating evil, but they didn't get started. After all, Shen Yue could handle such a small matter, but they didn't expect this person to have such a clear distinction between good and evil. It's because the only thing in my heart is to eat.

Or that the God of Cookery made a bet with Hua Fanjing in order to eat the nectar of Hua Fanjing's body, and went to Kunlun's Death Terrace to retrieve the divine beast Xuan'e who had run away from home.

As a result, the God of Cookery was accidentally blown by the wind and fell into the slit of time and space. The luck was a bit bad. Those few days were the critical moment for the reversal of the slit of time and space. Not to mention the God of Cookery, even if it was the immortal king, It is also very dangerous.

Although the God of Cookery is also a god, he has no ability to protect himself. He is usually good at craftsmanship, and everyone is courteous. As a result, at the critical moment, he did not keep his immortal body, but left a wisp of divine consciousness floating around, entering reincarnation. And the real soul went to another world.

After such a turn, the God of Cookery has fallen. Because of guilt, Mr. Hua reopened the season and kept the original body, which was handed over to Dan Zhu's father for safekeeping.

It takes 10 years for Mr. Hua to open it once. The body that was opened for the first time took 11 years. The second time is his current appearance. know.

Even the God of Cookery, the person involved, forgot.

Danzhu saw that the two of them were just the beginning of happiness, so he didn't say that there would be another catastrophe after that, and only after surviving that catastrophe could he be with heaven and earth for a long time.

The heavenly secret must not be leaked, if it is leaked, it will only make their future lives and future disasters more difficult and will only increase their troubles.

And cherish the present, that's fine.

Shen Yue damaged a pot, he vomited blood, and he didn't have any weapons in his hand, so he was going to look for a unique pot in the world, so that he could afford those ingredients.

Xiao Xiaoshan didn't expect that after three days of farewell, he would look at him with admiration, a little weak chicken that he looked down on at all, but today he could subdue him with such an ordinary pot!

Also humiliate him, he finally found a wig!

The ancients paid attention to the parents who received body hair, and they seldom shave at will. This guy doesn't know who's hair was taken off, and he doesn't dislike it... I feel angry when I think about it!

Shen Yue was furious.

"How do you deal with this person?" Hua Fanjing stepped forward and interlocked his fingers, and Shen Yue immediately stopped being annoyed, feeling a layer of honey added to her heart.

Xiao Xiaoshan's legs trembled when he heard the word "dispose", and he was terrified. He asked why the people around him didn't save him when they saw it. Could it be that his popularity is so low?

Or did the four people in front of them use some method so that they couldn't see the scene in front of them at all?

I guessed right, it was the latter.

This kind of trick, let Immortal Emperor Dan Zhu do it.

Otherwise, it would be a waste of labor.

Dan Zhu looked gentle, yuppie and lecherous, but he acted resolutely and resolutely. He reached out and put his index finger between Xiao Xiaoshan's eyebrows. After a while, he read all his memories, and found that this person was indeed a heinous person, even if he himself His hands were not stained with blood, but he was an evil person. How many beautiful flowers and beauties have been ruined by others, it is really a heinous crime.

"Be a flower fertilizer." Dan Zhu said lightly.

Hua Fanjing was disgusted for a while, but Vajra Flower understood this sentence, stepped forward and opened her mouth, and swallowed Xiao Xiaoshan in one gulp.

Shen Yue: "..."

He covered his eyes, flower cannibalism or something, this cliff is not very beautiful.

The cherry tree seemed to be frightened by the boldness of the diamond flower. It thought it was just a gold miner who likes to dig spiritual stones, but it turned out to be a piranha.

Didn't they say it's called the Vajra Flower?Aren't all those named King Kong upright?

The cherry tree really wanted to hide and cry, the space couldn't go back without Shen Yue's consent, it was very uncomfortable to be exposed in the air.

The Vajra Flower digested it very well, Xiao Xiaoshan didn't even leave any bones left, and now he aimed the flower mouth at the cherry tree again.

Are you going to be eaten when it's over... just the fruit was eaten, and now even the branches are eaten... I'm out of luck... usually I have to burn incense and pray to Buddha to make myself lucky... Cherry tree Desperate thought.

...Diamond flower with her own daughter-in-law in her mouth, happily begged Shen Yue for a spirit stone, planning to see if she could conceive through hybridization in the future and give birth to something like a diamond cherry.

They have taken root in Shen Yue's space, and Shen Yue has a certain ability to communicate with these magical trees. At this moment, he feels the heart of the Vajra Flower, very embarrassing and energetic, thinking that the flowers and plants can still Make friends like this...

The author has something to say: Thank you for your support~

This is the story of who is more neurotic than neurotic... Hey, will you say that I am running around with my arms thrown?

Certainly not ╮(╯_╰)╭