On the Correct Posture of La Bang

... It is naturally impossible to take a book and read it to Han Que word by word, and then tell Han Que what it means like an enlightenment teacher.

If this is the case, Danzhu would be a god in vain.

Or the head of the gods.

His movements have always been simple... brutal.

It has the opposite direction and a different standpoint from his face.

He raised his hand, separated his five fingers, grabbed the back of Han Que's head, and pressed his forehead against Han Que's forehead.

His eyes met, and the stars in those swollen eyes also shone into his eyes.

"Look at me... look at me..." Danzhu recited like a mantra.

Perhaps Han Que's eyes were so pure that he wasn't confused by him. Dan Zhu was slightly distracted, this was his first failure.

…Of course there is no president-style "you're fine, I remember you" kind of conversation.

Dan Zhu only intensified his confusion, this time Han Que's pupils never left him again.

He added his spiritual consciousness to the other party, and gave all the teachings he had received, all the enlightenment, what he had known and felt for more than 20 years, to the other party.

A vast force almost crushed Hanque's consciousness, he wanted to break free from Danzhu.

It hurts so much... The whole body seems to be split apart, and the head seems to be hit hard by something, one after another, the rhythm is intensive, and he is not given a moment to rest.

So even though Dan Zhu had already grabbed the back of Han Que's head, he still almost failed to suppress Han Que's struggle, and even in the process of the two nearly fighting, Han Que's lips crushed Dan Zhu's lips.

Before Dan Zhu lost his lips, he threatened Han Que with childish words like "Don't hit you again".

But this childishness obviously didn't last for a few seconds, and Danzhu was stunned.

Han Que was not taken aback.

He just felt... soft, delicious, and sweet.

At this time, he has accepted the memories from Danzhu, as well as the crystallization of human wisdom from 20 years ago.

Of course, there are also memories of Danzhu touching his little hands and talking about love.

The latter was accidentally omitted, because Danzhu was so dazed that he didn't control his memory well, allowing Hanque to take advantage of the loophole.

Hanque suddenly evolved from a caveman to a superhuman with wisdom comparable to Danzhu's. He learned what he learned and sold it now. He reluctantly left Danzhu's lips and said something that Danzhu once said to others, "You So sweet."

Danzhu: "..."

Although Danzhu has a thick skin, he really has never experienced this kind of scene.

He is very, very innocent!

how come? !

Dan Zhu almost ran away, but he also felt that Han Que... was quite sweet.

Of course not just say it.

Danzhu's ears were red to the root.

He pushed Han Que into the water with one hand, preventing Han Que from seeing his glowing red earlobe.

Han Que was suddenly pressed by him, bubbling and bubbling.

Danzhu felt calmer, and was about to pull him out, but found that the bubbles had stopped.

Oops!

He even forgot that the other party is not a fairy!

What should I do if something goes wrong?

After Dan Zhu pulled the man out, he saw that he was out of breath, his heart was pounding, and a flash of lightning flashed from his fingertips, directly hitting Han Que's heart!

Like a fish, Han Que jumped twice and finally woke up.

Danzhu finally let out a sigh of relief, luckily no one died, otherwise he would have to go to the Palace of Hades to ask for someone.Hades had been at odds with him for a long time, so he didn't take the opportunity to let the old man blackmail him!

Han Que's eyes were still hazy at first, as if a cloud covered his pupils. Dan Zhu felt that his pupils had become dilated, but his vitality was strong. After all, he had suffered such serious injuries and was almost drowned by himself. , still able to wake up really...

Life force is like a blooming flower.

It took a while for Han Que to react, "Are you calling me?"

Now he speaks clearly, not at all like the little stammer just now!

The rigid education that belongs to the Immortal Emperor's style is so effective that even the Immortal Emperor himself was stunned.

Han Que seemed to be a different person.

"Uh, an illusion." Dan Zhu lied sincerely, and then covered Han Que with a one-foot-long cloth, and wiped Han Que's hair like wiping the beast he raised.

Trying to get away with it.

Han Que didn't ask any more questions, as if the thunder light just now reorganized his soul, he became majestic and imposing, making people dare not violate him.

Danzhu felt that after being the Immortal Emperor for so many years, he was not as good as the other party, a savage.

"Dan Zhu?" Han Que thought about the name for a while.

Dan Zhu raised his head and looked at Han Que, who was just a savage just now, and instantly turned into Han Que, the God of War pretending to be an emperor.

I don't know why, but when Han Que pronounced these two words, it sounded particularly caring for the elders.

In the next second, the words in Hanque's mouth completely confused Dan Zhu's wind, "The kid who started from Yefeng?"

Danzhu: "..." No, isn't it?

So he was really the God of War Han Que? !What about fakes?

Han Que seemed to be the cold and hard god of war, with disheveled hair, sitting in the chair with a big horse and golden sword, looking at Dan Zhu playfully, "It's really sweet."

Danzhu: "..." What about the god of war demeanor?

And why is he here?

Who will tell him if the way he descended to earth is wrong?

Shen Yue and Hua Fanjing obediently followed behind Shen Siniang. They took a carriage with grills, iron pots and stone pots along the way, and brought all kinds of utensils. They went to the mountain gate together to meet Patriarch Jin Zheng.

In order to squeeze Shen Yue, Shen Siniang immediately drove Shen Yue out of the car and asked him to cook as long as it was meal time along the way.Shen Yue really wanted to roll up his sleeves and stop being angry, but he is soft-handed and soft-footed now, and Shen Siniang didn't know what medicine he gave him to make him unable to move.

Fortunately, there is one thing that makes people happy, that is, Hua Fanjing has grown up a little bit, and finally grows from the size of a pea to the size of a thumb.

He grows up a little faster, Shen Yue has a kind of eggy sadness of "my family has a child who has just grown up, and one day it will be thrown out", but soon he put aside this kind of emotion that is not suitable for him, because The longer the flower blooms, the better it will be!

Yan Kong knocked on the bowl and felt that this welfare was so blissful, so even though Shen Siniang was squeezed by Shen Siniang this way, Shen Yue did not stand up as a serf and sing, but stood up as the master, but obediently prepared good meals.

Because the ingredients given by Shen Siniang are much better than those he went out to find by himself.

And to be honest, if it weren't for coveting the resources and wealth of the ancestor Jinzheng as an ancestor, Shen Yue would have run away with Thumb Xiaohua long ago. He has space, and the space can still install him so that no outsiders can find him. This heaven-defying cheating device is not an excellent time traveler, an honest time traveler, a time traveler who comes from the future and has read a lot of X Jiang space novels!

That's what the traveler wants to do!

In Shen Yue's plan, the world looks like this:

He has the space, the planting technology, he can collect all kinds of seeds, and with the gourmet strategy*, he can open a shop to make money, and when the time comes, he will spend money on anyone who is upset...

Just thinking about it makes me a little excited!

Among other things, Shen Yue's pretentious skills are also top-notch. After all, the nickname of Pretentious Emperor is not a cover, although he is a lolicon at heart, Zhengtaicon, unclecon, in short, control anyone who looks good.

There is also a gluttony, a love of drinking, you bully me and I always have to bully you back, this small problem, some are listless, others can really be rated as the top five teenagers.

It's a pity that few people have the insight to recognize heroes, so Shen Yue can only suppress his surging mood, go deep and keep simple, raising a cat that thinks he is a leopard, and vows to become No. 1 in the catering industry.

Then I encountered crossing XD.

Raised one more beauty with potential stocks.

After walking for a month, we still arrived at the fairy gate where Kim Jong was.

It is said to be a fairy sect, but it is a sect of cultivation, and it is not one of the giants of the current sect. I don't know where it came from, so I call myself a first-rank sect with a shy face.

In fact, it has already been reduced to the standard of a third-rank sect.

Maybe there were some immortals in the sect, but maybe it was a long time ago, and now even people like Jin Zheng can call themselves ancestors, which shows that the sect is still in decline.

But even though he was down and out, it could be considered as "a skinny camel is bigger than a horse". The doorman held his toes high and pointed his nose at Shen Yue and the others, "Who dares to come here for a stroll?!"

Shen Yue thinks that nose is very suitable for planting a green onion.

Shen Siniang took out a jade card, and the doorman was really good at knowing people. When he saw the jade card, he immediately became respectful, "So it's the ancestor's guest, please come here." After finishing speaking, he looked at Shen Yue behind Shen Siniang, his eyes were " Sure enough."

Shen Yue was indifferent to this, and thought to turn around and evacuate your mountain gate and make you unemployed, let's see if you dare to do it again!

He followed Shen Siniang inside without looking sideways, but actually secretly looked around to see what would fit into the space. After all, it was the first time he had seen such a formal sect. The Shen's family I arrived at was much better.

He saw a huge flower, and he was looking at himself with his head tilted.

The flower was one foot high, with snow-white petals, and the fragrance spread far and wide. It even bent over to Shen Yue's side, as if if the flower had feet, it would come over and hug him.

Shen Yue was startled, and took a step back unconsciously.

"What are you doing?" Shen Siniang had good ears, she turned around and looked at Shen Yue like lightning, as if she was afraid that he would run away.

"It's okay." Shen Yue raised his right hand, "It's just urgent to urinate, I couldn't hold it back just now."

Shen Siniang obviously didn't want to talk about this topic, but she still told Shen Yue, "Hold on."

Shen Yue: "..."

Don't you all see such a murderous flower looking at us?

Mortals, are your eyes blind?