On the Correct Posture of La Bang

... The bull's head is wrong with the horse's mouth.

Need to be a full ghost?

At that time, he will be the one who gets fucked!

However, he was also hungry. After all, the lotus pod fish buns he ate before were not very filling. He ate to taste.

"What do you want to eat?" Shen Yue asked him.

"Crab." Hua Fanjing lay on his arms, looking at him with embarrassing eyes, "I heard that it is the most beautiful in the world."

Shen Yue: "..."

It's hard for a clever woman to cook without rice. Chef Shen can make crabs, but suffers from the lack of raw materials at hand.

The material guide in his hand suddenly lit up just now, when he said crab.

Shen Yue thought for a while, and knocked on the door, only to hear a rough voice shout, "What's the matter? If you have something to say, go back and lie down!"

Shen Yue thought to himself, what am I doing lying down, do I grow chrysanthemums while lying down?Afraid of the chrysanthemum being crushed?

"Are there any crabs?" He said bluntly, afraid that if he was hungry, the other party would give him something to eat. Shen Yue was used to being picky, and he didn't eat anything that was not tasty.

In the final analysis, it is also hypocritical, but Shen Yue has no other pursuits in his life, except to eat the top to the bottom, and it is uncomfortable to eat.

"Damn! What kind of crabs do you want!" The old lady Shen Siniang was very dissatisfied with his request, "You can't eat now, you will get married tomorrow, and you don't know anything about what to eat today!"

Shen Yue laughed out of anger, it really cleared his stomach, he guessed that he had been in a coma for a long time, otherwise he wouldn't be weak all over now, and his stomach was rumbling like thunder.

"Mother Shen, I'm starving to death. What if I faint on the bed tomorrow? I smell crabs. Why don't you give me a good meal before I die? I can't go out Shame on you."

Shen Yue's shameless good words quickened Shen Siniang's mind, and she teased him, "You kid finally figured it out? That's right, you look so good, why do you have to go around begging for food with a broken pot? Cannibals with short mouths and short hands, just promise with your body, that is a sharp weapon? If it weren't for your boy's good looks, I wouldn't rescue you back, right? Just let it go, I'll give it to you Get some crab."

Shen Yue added appropriately: "Mother Shen, I want to live!"

If someone else made something unpalatable, wouldn't that be a waste.The guide is so bright, he guessed that the crab must be yellow and fat, and the thought of it makes his mouth water three thousand feet.

Her voice gradually faded away, Shen Yue clutched her stomach, and forgot all those words of dissuasion just now, thinking that she would kick you aside after eating.

After Shen Siniang brought in a large pot of crabs, Shen Yue's eyes widened.

This crab looks good!

Shen Yue looked greedy and made Shen Siniang laugh, "You kid can cook?"

Shen Yue looked at the crab obsessively, and nodded casually, "Food sex|sex."

Shen Siniang laughed loudly, "Your boy, you don't have all the hair and you still eat sex|Sex, what do you know? Let me tell you, the ancestor of Jin Zheng was said to have killed thousands of people, and the people who have gone through it are like crucian carp crossing the river. There are too many to count. If you can catch this line, you will have no worries about food and clothing in the future. Maybe Patriarch Jinzheng will ascend to the immortal path in the future, and he will attain the Tao by himself, and the chicken and dog will ascend to heaven. You have to take good care of him."

Then she poked Shen Yue, "Don't forget my old lady at that time."

At that time, Shen Yue only played a single song in his mind: "The chrysanthemums are covered with wounds, your face has turned yellow..."

Shen Yue was about to lose his appetite when she said it, thinking that this name made him play too much, Kim Jong Kim Jong... just one word away from the leader of a friendly country, thinking of the five short figures, he wanted to wash himself off Eyes, but for the sake of the harmony of the country and the peaceful coexistence of the people, as well as maintaining his current situation, he obediently did not speak.

"Mother Shen, can you bring some orange vinegar?" Shen Yue had an idea, these crabs are already full of flavor, and they don't need too much seasoning to destroy their taste. The crab is so big, it must taste good.

Shen Siniang saw that he looked confident, so she half-believed that he could cook, she thought in her heart that he was not a man by his appearance, he looked like a coward, but he was actually a chef.

"Are you sure you won't spoil these things?" Shen Siniang was still skeptical, "To be honest, these were rewarded by Patriarch Kim Jong, presumably for your sake, if you spoil them, It’s poorly made, but you have to eat it.”

Shen Yue felt even worse.

Can I still have a good meal?

Want to talk about his gourmet life? !

For a long time, these are his betrothal gifts, and after all, these are his selling money, after all, it is impossible to properly eat at the same table...

Fortunately, Shen Siniang only mentioned a few words before heading to the kitchen.

Shen Yue looked at Hua Fanjing resentfully, "Look, if I eat a crab, I have to sell myself. When do you think you will grow up... Hey, you have really grown taller."

Hua Fanjing, which was originally the size of a pea, had grown up a bit at this time, the size of a soybean.

Hua Fanjing looked at himself stinky, and felt that he had indeed grown taller, and his heart moved, "I think I grew taller because I ate the dishes you cooked."

Shen Yue's claws had already reached out to the fat and tender crab, and he said, "Really?"

At this moment, another projection appeared in the sky.

Shanjiaqing offering·Holding claw offering

Method: Take yuan to cook, mix orange vinegar with green onion and celery, raise it to the navel, let it condense for a while, chew it painfully, without losing its flavor.

Shen Yue smiled when he saw it. This method is commonly known as boiled crabs. It is to cook the crabs in water, and then eat them with condiments. By the way, bring some wine to drink, without losing the taste of the crabs. It is the simplest. But back to basics.

The ancients said: Crabs are fresh and fat, sweet and greasy, white like jade, and yellow like gold. They have the best color, aroma and taste, and nothing can surpass them.

Although this is a bit big, it also shows the popularity of crabs. Although the cooking methods are different in different dynasties, such as steaming, boiling, frying, and deep-frying, the most delicious one is boiled crabs. , the heat is enough, digging out the most beautiful, tender and refreshing side of the crab is enough to make people unforgettable for a lifetime.

Shen Yue has eaten river crabs, river crabs, and stream crabs before, so he is familiar with the differences between the three. River crabs are green in color and fragrant, with tender meat and delicious taste; Greenish gray, smaller in size, but better in taste.

The crabs that Shen Siniang mentioned came from the ancestor of Jinzheng. They were obviously river crabs, with a green back and white belly, golden claws and yellow hairs. He is even more energetic, without knowing that he will become someone else's appetizer after a while.

When Shen Yue thinks about it, he feels that life is very beautiful. As for getting married, he has already forgotten about it.

That's right, the world of foodies is like this!