On the Correct Posture of La Bang

Shen Yue loves to eat.

Never tire of fine food, never tire of fine food, is the message left by the ancestors.For all romantic people, those who love sex and food, they also agree with the phrase "food and sex are also sexual".

Shen Yue is a lover of food, more than anything else, anyone.

The Shen family is quite famous in S City, firstly because of their wealth, secondly because the family has been passed down for a long time, and thirdly because the Shen family has three sons, who can be described as Zhilan Yushu, just standing there, can catch people's eyes and eyes, called People can't breathe.

The most outstanding among them is the third son of the Shen family, Shen Yue.

Shen Yue is the youngest son, so he doesn't need the hard work of inheriting the family business.

As far as he is concerned, traveling all over the country, looking for delicious snacks, watching customs and customs, reading ancient books about vegetable markets that have disappeared in the long river of history, and then personally looking for suitable ingredients, and then making them one by one, tasting them slowly, will be It is the most beautiful thing in the world.

He moved out of his home and bought a warehouse near the suburbs with his own money. The second floor was used for sleeping and the first floor was used for cooking.

Old Master Shen saw that his son was so ineffective, but he couldn't beat him or scold him, because although Shen Yue didn't abide by the ancient motto of "a gentleman stays away from the kitchen", he was very obedient.

Apart from being greedy, he couldn't find anything wrong with Shen Yue, even if he didn't do a proper job, it wouldn't work, because the Shen family's family motto was to train the eldest son, and the other sons should be educated, and they could do whatever they wanted.

Shen Yue read these family mottos thoroughly, pinpointed the loopholes in them, and lived a carefree life.

He named some of his property under the second brother's wealth management company, and used the other to satisfy his own appetite.

The days of the gods are probably what he is talking about.

It's just a coincidence that the days are probably too carefree to make God jealous. One day, his warehouse was patronized by thieves.

It doesn't matter if it's just simply patronized by a thief, who knows that the thief is very arrogant, and after turning around, he finds that the owner of the warehouse who drives a Ferrari is actually a poor ghost!

Then he saw that there were still some dishes in the kitchen on the first floor, so he reheated them on his own initiative and ate them.

It doesn't matter what you eat, what matters is that he didn't turn off the valve of the gas tank.

Now, it's over.

You thief walked away lightly without taking a cloud. You know that you have caused Shen Yue a lot of trouble.

You know, in order not to lose the taste of food, Shen Yue built a gas stove, natural gas, a rice cooker, and a small stove like the ancients who could sit down on the spot and use wood as fuel.

What the thief ate that day was what he left in the pot, because it lost its taste, and he had to throw it away later.

That's right, Shen Yue is such a fluffy, clean freak.

He would never eat anything that didn't taste good, and he would never eat leftovers reheated. Fortunately, he has a cat that eats what he cooks.

This cat is also very arrogant.Except for what Shen Yue made, it doesn't like anything else.

God knows, the cat was originally a stray cat.

In fact, Shen Yue worked very hard to figure out how much he would cook, but it was impossible for each meal to have only one dish. Even for one person, he would cook enough three dishes and one soup. More every time.

In the cat house on the second floor of the warehouse, the cat is fatter than him.

So in fact, he only used part of the gym, and in the rest of the time, he would put elastic bands on the cats to let them exercise and digest food by the way.

No way, the cat is too lazy.

So this cat in his family is like a leopard.

Shen Yue was carrying his custom-made bag, which contained the vegetables he personally brought back from the organic vegetable greenhouse, and was preparing for the barbecue tonight.

The charcoal fire used for barbecue was specially grilled by a craftsman he found.

He handled the meat by himself, and his hands were bloody when he did it for the first time, but his cat came over and licked his hands, and they licked them clean.

At that time, the cat's eyes seemed to eat his fingers, which frightened him. His whole body was stiff and he dared not move.

The cat's tongue licks his fingers... His heart is itchy. Shen Yue doesn't have a boyfriend, so occasionally his mind flutters.

But no one has such a heavy mouth.

As soon as he put down his things, he felt a gust of wind behind him. Looking back, sure enough, the cat jumped down from the second floor with agility and light movements. Shen Yue was startled when he saw it for the first time, but now he is surprised Strange.

The heart will be frightened, and if you are frightened, you will be indifferent.

"Lie down." Shen Yue scolded it, not allowing it to get closer to him.

The big cat yawned lazily, lying next to it, its posture was very similar to that of a dog.

This cat has always had self-identity disorder, misclassified his own species, and made a mess of the warehouse in the past. He took him to the veterinarian. The doctor said that he had a mental illness and was not used to this world.

"What about eating and drinking, is there no problem?" Shen Yue asked a lot.

The pet doctor shook his head, "Eat and drink well. Although he has mental illness, he is very strong."

Hearing these words, Shen Yue felt reassured. He put a rope around the big cat's neck, walked the cat, and came back.

You don't need to pay too much attention to it, you don't know how lively you are every day.

As for self-perception errors... this cannot be changed by humans.

After all, he can't meow or speak cat language.

Cross-species communication without learning a foreign language is doomed to be a tragedy.

Fortunately, food saves everything. The brainwaves of the foodie world are interlinked. After eating, the big cat no longer shows depression, and finally understands that he is a cat and not a leopard.

It twitched its tail around itself, cut open the belly of the fish, cleaned the internal organs of the fish neatly, and marinated it.

He took out a piece of bamboo from his locker, chopped it out with a knife, pierced through the fish's body neatly, and put it aside.

He wiped his hands and washed them again, then set up the grill, put the firewood he had dried before, and then added some charcoal to it, pinched a match with his long-sleeved fingers, and struck a fire. one time--

coax!

Before he even had time to distinguish the direction, the big cat rushed over like a conditioned reflex, and Shen Yue gave the big cat a thumbs up in a thousandth of a second, thankfully he didn't treat you in vain.

then……

Then there is no more.

When Shen Yueyou woke up, her brain hurt like hell.

Who gave me a brick?This is his first reaction.

He looked around and found that something was wrong. The scene in front of him was not familiar to him at all. This was obviously an antique building, and even the tea set and bed were antique.

Who did it?

Today is April Fool's Day?

Shen Yue thought for a while, but he didn't figure out who would make such a joke with him, because it wasn't funny at all.

At this moment, a woman in a yellow shirt walked in. Her brows were so pale that people couldn't remember what she looked like when they turned their heads. Her demeanor seemed a little cold. When she saw Shen Yue, she snorted coldly, "Are you awake? What a fate."

Shen Yue resisted his urge to scold the street, could it be his playful second brother who did it?

The second brother really knows how to make fun of him, but he doesn't want to put on such a big show, just to make him laugh.

"You are?" Shen Yue couldn't figure out the situation, half was probing, half was questioning, and he only spoke half of what he said.

"Have your brain been washed away by the rain?" The woman in the yellow shirt spoke very viciously, "I said, your brain must have been broken before, and you actually went against the lady and got into an argument with the young master, you despise yourself Is it fatal? You are not in good health, and you have been poured by the rain like this, but it is good, you scared me to death during the few days when you had a high fever."

Although her words were cold and sharp, she couldn't conceal her concern. Seeing Shen Yue's still confused eyes, her expression changed, and she stepped forward and patted Shen Yue's head.

Shen Yue was not used to having physical contact with the opposite sex, so she avoided it a little later, with an embarrassed expression on her face.

The woman in the yellow shirt saw his action and sneered, "What are you afraid of? Auntie and I will take advantage of you? Before your mother left, she entrusted me to take care of you. How are you? Isn't the young master just scolding you? You can go up to me!" I got into a fight with him before, and was bumped into by the eldest lady. Now I don’t even need to file a complaint. The difference between the Shen family and the concubine follows the rules. You were fined to kneel in the rain all night. You don’t cherish your body. Pi Fa's parents, how could they be worthy of your dead mother!"

As she spoke, her eyes turned red, but Shen Yue quickly understood what happened to her from her words.

If this woman was acting, it would be too real. Besides, Shen Yue just glanced around and found that the things around him were not fake. In all likelihood, he came to a place he didn't know.

What the hell... Shen Yue's tongue is bitter. He doesn't know who he is now, nor does he know who the original owner of this body is, who his name is, and what kind of personality he is.

However, he came all the time, and it was impossible to pray to God and worship Buddha to go back, so he had to improve his acting skills to the fullest, and used a tried-and-true method——

Shen Yue covered her head, her eyes were full of pain, the corners of her eyes turned red quickly, and a groan escaped from the corner of her mouth, "Auntie...my head hurts...I want to take a rest..."

Seeing that he was in such pain, the woman in the yellow shirt who called herself aunt stopped scolding him, but quickly supported him to lie down, tucked his back for him, and said earnestly, "Then you have a good rest, Auntie, I don't care." I interrupted your rest."

Shen Yue curled up her body, closed her eyes, and nodded.

Even with his eyes closed, Shen Yue could feel the woman in the yellow shirt staring at him for a while.

He read a few words in his mind, let's go, let's go, let's go...