The milk fierce apprentice is too good at teasing

The Pantao Festival is coming soon, and gods from all walks of life will gather in the heaven one after another.Conventionally, it is held in Yaochi, in order to ensure the success of the Peach Fair, everyone in Yao Palace became more and more busy.

It was a rare day to sneak away from the busy schedule, Yuxuan took a book and was going to pass the time under the big phoenix tree in the garden.

As soon as he opened the door and went out, he saw Lu Qing running back excitedly holding a bunch of things and a few books.

"Lu Qing can also read?" Yu Xuan stepped forward to read curiously.

Immortals from all walks of life come from all over the world, and they often bring many new things. "Why are you only allowed to read the book, but not me?" Lu Qing said, and kept walking towards his room.

Seeing him a little strange, Yuxuan blocked his way, "Let me see, don't be stingy."

"This is for you." Lu Qing casually threw a bronze beast mask over, trying to send Yuxuan away.

Yu Xuan took the mask, put it on jokingly, and looked around through the mask, "Where did it come from?"

"The Great Sage of Sizhou brought it from the world." Lu Qing said and wanted to leave.

Taking advantage of his unpreparedness, Yu Xuan snatched the book he was holding down the lowest, "I'm still more curious about what kind of book you can hold like this."

"Don't grab it!" Lu Qing stretched out his hand to grab it.Yu Xuan hurried away with the book.

"All right, all right, don't run around." It was rare for Lu Qing to compromise, and Yu Xuan swaggered back to him.

He glanced at the book nonchalantly, and seeing the fire avoidance map written on the cover, he thought it was a book recording some spells.

Opening it casually, the contents inside left her dumbfounded.

There are pictures of two people having sex everywhere in the book, and there are even text explanations.

Yuxuan turned another page, and saw that there was a clear picture of two people hugging each other naked, and a poem:

"The clothes are untied and the towels are powdered, and the pictures are displayed on the pillows.

Su Nu is my teacher, and she is full of manners.

What the world wishes to see, the Heavenly Emperor Xuanhuang.

Lemos night music, never forgotten. "

Seeing this poem, Yu Xuan involuntarily appeared in his mind, that night of indulgence in the world, Yu Xuan blushed instantly, fortunately he was still wearing a mask.

Yu Xuan froze in place, Lu Qing teased, "I'm addicted to watching, aren't you?"

Yu Xuan came back to his senses and asked, "Where did this come from?"

"The Great Sage of Sizhou gave it to me." Lu Qing leaned over to read the contents of the book, and said cheekily, "Don't listen to me."

Yu Xuan quickly closed the book and lowered his voice, "How can you bring this kind of book back..."

"Hush..." Lu Qing made a silent gesture, but when he looked up, he saw Yunhua walking from the door.

Just about to salute and say hello, Yunhua supported Yuxuan with a smile.

"Where did you get the mask?" Seeing that Yuxuan was still wearing a bronze beast mask, Yunhua asked with great interest.

"The Great Sage of Sizhou played with us." Lu Qing replied.

Seeing Yuxuan bowing her head and not speaking, Yunhua reached out and gently took off the mask on her face, but saw her cheeks were flushed, her mouth was pursed and she did not speak.

It was almost healed, but Yunhua came in suddenly, Pianran helped her, and her face involuntarily became hot again.

"What's wrong?" Yunhua asked with a smile, reaching out to touch her face lightly.

Even the roots of his ears turned red.

Silently handed the fire avoidance map to Lu Qing from behind.

Taking advantage of Yunhua's inattention, Lu Qing hurriedly hid the book secretly.

Yuxuan looked at Yunhua, wanted to say something to break the silence, but didn't know how to speak, then lowered his head again, feeling hot from the base of his ears, even his neck, to his back.

Yun Hua, who had just glanced at her, also felt embarrassed, resting her fingers on her face, neither putting nor closing her fingers.

No matter how dull Lu Qing was, he still felt weird, so he moved between them and looked left and right.

"Cough..." He cleared his throat loudly on purpose.

Yunhua suddenly came back to his senses, withdrew his hands, and said to him from left to right, "Just now I ordered someone to open the Yaochi, and the guards of the Yaochi have become stricter recently, don't go in there to play privately."

"Yes." Lu Qing replied.

Looking at Yuxuan again, he just nodded slightly.It seemed to say to her specifically, "If you must go, take my badge and enter through the main entrance."

"Yeah." Yu Xuan responded softly, still blushing and lowering his head.

Lu Qing has always regarded Yuxuan as a buddy, and has never seen her so coy, as if she had discovered something serious, she tilted her head and stared at Yuxuan, as if watching the excitement was not a big deal.

Seeing this, Yunhua pulled Yuxuan back a little, glanced at the things in Lu Qing's hands, and deliberately found fault and asked, "What's all this mess?"

"It was all given to me by the Great Sage of Sizhou." Lu Qing answered truthfully.

"There are so many great gods who have come to the Heavenly Court recently, so we must be more careful, no gifts from anyone are allowed." Yunhua looked at Lu Qing seriously.

Yuxuan finally came back to his senses, calmed down, and looked at Lu Qing.

"I know, of course I don't dare to accept expensive things. These are the most common gadgets in the world, and the Great Sage of Sizhou doesn't want them."

Lu Qing continued to explain, "The Great Sage of Sizhou is in charge of love. In fact, to get his blessing, sincerity is enough, but those idiotic men and women always worship him with strange things, which makes him feel very distressed. He just arrived in Heaven today, and I went to receive him, so he casually sent these to me."

Yunhua flipped through the things in his hands, they were all fresh and interesting things like masks, but useless, so he didn't say anything else.

Little Junior Sister saw them talking in the courtyard, so she also came over.

As soon as there were more people, Lu Qing became more enthusiastic, and said with a smile, "I chatted with the Great Sage of Sizhou for a long time today, do you know what is most distressing for him?"

"He is in charge of love. This is the most beautiful job. What else is there to worry about?" Yu Xuan asked with great interest.

"Next time you see the Great Sage of Sizhou, pay attention to the back of his head, I'm laughing to death hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha" Lu Qing couldn't help laughing and trembling all over.

"what happened?"

"The back of his head, hahahahaha, is missing a big piece, and it's all sunken in, and he's been using a wig to cover it..." Lu Qing didn't even care about the things in his hands, and laughed with his stomach in his hands.

"Why?" Yu Xuan asked with a smile.

"I don't know who is wicked, spreading rumors everywhere in the world, saying that as long as a little mud is dug from the back of the head of the holy statue of Sizhou Dasheng and secretly sprinkled on the body of the sweetheart, the other party will not change his heart..."

Lu Qing blushed with a suppressed smile, and then said, "There are more and more people who believe in this rumor. Everyone who comes to pay homage digs a little bit of mud from the back of his head, and balds the back of the head of the Sizhou Great Sage hahaha Ha ha ha ha"

"The backs of the heads of those holy statues in the world have been repaired and repaired again and again. Up to now, the back of the head of the Great Sage of Sizhou has almost been taken away..."

Lu Qing clutched his stomach, laughed and yelled, "Oh, no, my stomach hurts from laughing..."

Yu Xuan was so teased that he smiled happily, and simply covered his stomach with one hand, and naturally put his right hand on Yunhua's shoulder, buried his head on his right hand and laughed wildly.

Seeing Yuxuan being so presumptuous, Lu Qing's heart thumped, he teased Kexin secretly, and gave her a meaningful look.Kexin couldn't understand what it meant, and he leaned forward and back together with a smile.

Yunhua pursed his lips, suppressed his laughter with great difficulty, and it took him a long time to calm down. He blamed him with a smile, "Gossip is better than anyone else's."

It took a long time before Yu Xuan came to his senses.

"Those people might as well ask Yuelao, he still cares about the marriage." Yu Xuan glanced at Yunhua and said with a smile.

"Marriage does not necessarily lead to love, and love does not necessarily lead to marriage." Lu Qing leaned over and whispered, "Yuelao and Sizhou Dasheng don't deal with each other very much in private. They always act alone. This is probably what the world says It’s God’s will to trick people.”

"It's God's will to trick people, why bother with the back of your head..." Yu Xuan couldn't help laughing again as he spoke.

Everyone teased each other, Yunhua quietly watched them joke, and couldn't help but feel happy.

Just talking and laughing, people from the Golden Spear Pavilion sent a brand new red-tasseled spear.

"It's mine." Yu Xuan hurried over.Happy to thank the person who came, and put the gun away.

After running away from Yuxuan, Yunhua's eyes followed Yuxuan's figure all the time, and then followed him.

"The original gun was broken, and the palace couldn't find a suitable one, so we specially asked the Golden Spear Pavilion to build one." Yu Xuan said to her with a smile.

As soon as the people from the Golden Spear Pavilion left, Yu Xuan couldn't wait to try it.

"Did you see it?" Lu Qing whispered next to Ke Xin's ear, and the two looked at Yuxuan and Yunhua from afar.

"What?" Kexin looked at Lu Qing suspiciously.

"Don't you think they're weird?"

"What's wrong?"

Lu Qing pursed her lips, imitating how Yuxuan leaned on Yunhua just now, and leaned on Kexin. "If we leaned on Master like this, believe it or not, Master would have slapped me over."

"Master will not."

"That's why we wouldn't lean on her like this."

"Senior sister has always been closest to Master."

"Hey...you silly girl." Lu Qing patted the back of Kexin's head as he said.

"Don't pat the back of my head, pat the Great Sage of Sizhou!"

"..."

Yu Xuan took the new red-tasseled gun, tried a few tricks, and put it down sadly.

"Don't you like it?" Yunhua took the gun and looked at it, "I think it's better than the original gun."

"Then I'm stronger than before." Yu Xuan said casually, "This gun head won't be used a few times, and it will definitely be the same as the original one. If it breaks, it will break."

"Now I know how to pick weapons." Yunhua teased her with a smile.

"Master's Hanshang sword, the sword is sharp, and the wind is like mowing grass. At least my gun should be like that."

"The appetite is not small. If you are willing to use the sword, you can use the Hanshang sword." Yunhua didn't care much about that sword, anyway, he didn't use it much.

Yuxuan grabbed the barrel of the new red-tasseled gun and swung it vigorously, the tip of the gun trembled with her strength. "An inch is long and an inch is strong. I still like to use a gun."

The three words God-killing Spear suddenly came to mind, thinking that Yunhua once said that God-killing Spear combined with Heilian would be almost invincible in the Three Realms.Thinking in his heart, he has the spiritual breath of the black lotus in his body, and a god-killing gun is a perfect match.

It's just thinking like this, and I don't have any other bad thoughts.But he was afraid that Yunhua would be unhappy, so he didn't mention it.

"Forget it, let's make do with it..." Yu Xuan said helplessly.

"Don't make do with it," Yunhua leaned into her ear and whispered, "I'll replace you with a good one in a few days."

"Really?" Yu Xuan's eyes suddenly lit up.

But Yunhua made a silent gesture, and the two exchanged glances understandingly.