The whole world of comprehension is my shit shoveling officer

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"Qiaoqiu, are you awake?"

A cat and a fox had just finished going to the toilet and had a friendly conversation. Just when they were feeling hungry, Zhong Xiaotian came with two fish.

"Meow!" Fat Sanhua exclaimed happily.

Chong Xiaotian went to catch two fish early in the morning. She originally wanted to roast them for them, but she thought of the tragedy of the second senior brother yesterday, so she boiled the two fish and brought them here as a pot of soup. .

The two small animals began to eat the fish and fish soup in the pot.

Xue Zhui was still angry because Fat Sanhua didn't trust him, but after eating a mouthful of boiled fish, he immediately put the matter behind him.

His eyes are bright.

"Is this also made with fire?" It was completely different from the fish he usually ate, and Xue Zhui found it amazing.

Fat Sanhua looked at him with pity. No wonder this little dog woke up last night and didn't run away. Also, he worked so hard in the wild as a dog, and couldn't even eat food made with fire , now I am so happy to drink fish soup.

"Yes, as long as you are my little brother well in the future, you can eat these good things." Fat Sanhua patted the little fox's head.

After they had finished their breakfast, Zhong Xiaotian was going to take them to the Sutra Pavilion to find Bai Ze.

However, there was a small problem when looking for Bai Ze.

"Come up quickly." Zhong Xiaotian felt puzzled, took out the flying sword and floated on the ground, and then kept calling the two little animals, telling them to get on the flying sword and go to the scripture storage together.

Fat Sanhua glanced at her, then turned around silently, formed a ball, and pointed her butt towards her.

He absolutely does not want to use this flying sword!

Xue Zhui is very interested in this. When he was in the back mountain, he would often see those monks flying around with a sword under their feet. In the air, they usually run on the ground.

He looked at the sword eagerly, and really wanted to go up and try it, but seeing that Fat Sanhua next to him hadn't moved, he didn't want to move.

Now he is no longer the boss of Houshan, but the younger brother of the boss.

"He's calling us, why don't we go to that sword?" Xue Zhui hesitated for a moment, mustered up his courage, and poked Fat Cat with his paw.

The cat immediately closed its eyes, as if falling asleep.

Xue Zhui poked again.

Fat Sanhua couldn't hold his breath anymore, he turned his head and said to this little dog who didn't know much about the world in a threatening tone.

"Don't look at it flying so low now, it will fly high and high in a while!" Fat Sanhua looked serious, this young little fox didn't know what was going to happen.

"That's for sure, how can I go if I don't fly high?" Xue Zhui's eyes widened, he couldn't quite understand Fat Sanhua's brain circuit, isn't this something everyone knows?

Fat Sanhua was stunned for a moment, because the little dog's previous performance made him almost forget that this guy is also an aborigine in this world, so he must be no stranger to such things.

So even the little fox is not afraid, is he the only cat?

This is really a shameful thing.

What's even more embarrassing is that the little dog didn't know that he was afraid of heights, but now he said it himself.

God, he actually confessed his weakness to his little brother.

Fat Sanhua felt a little uneasy in his heart, he turned his head and glanced at Feijian, and immediately formed a ball again.

It's better to lose face on the ground than to fly in the sky.

Zhong Xiaotian saw them chattering for a long time, but they shut up and didn't seem to come over. Finally, she couldn't help it anymore, took two steps forward and squatted down, wanting to hug the fat cat to the flying sword.

I saw that just as her hand touched Fat Sanhua, Fat Sanhua rushed out several steps like an arrow from the string, watching Zhong Xiaotian vigilantly, in case she encountered any accidents.

"It's okay, don't listen to the elder brothers and their nonsense, even if you are not a spirit beast, we will take good care of you." Zhong Xiaotian pondered for a long time, and finally realized why.

It must be because this Fat Sanhua felt that if he went to Bai Ze and found out that it was not a spirit beast, he would be driven away.

There are only four of them in Qifeng, and it is not difficult to find a cat. How could they really drive them away?

If the master doesn't accept the junior brother as an apprentice, she can ask the senior brother or the second senior brother to accept him for a while, and if neither of them is willing, then wait until she reaches the Golden Core stage to accept him as an apprentice. .

Is this something difficult to do?

Fat Sanhua still looked at her vigilantly, unmoved.

The little fox watched for a long time, and suddenly had a little inspiration.

"You..." The little fox opened his eyes wide, "Are you afraid of heights?"

Fat Sanhua was hit on his mind, but he couldn't show it on his face, let alone the little dog who was rubbed under him yesterday. He tried his best to maintain his composure.

"Meow—" Fat Sanhua quickly closed his mouth, he didn't expect that he was already so nervous, and the moment he opened his mouth, his voice broke.

"Ah! It turns out that you are really afraid of heights. I didn't expect you to be afraid of heights." Risking his life, the little fox happily began to laugh at the fat cat.

Unexpectedly, unexpectedly, this fat cat's weakness was discovered by him so quickly.

Why did he think it was a fat cat afraid of heights.

"Who's afraid of heights?" Even Fat Sanhua couldn't hold back anymore.

"Is this a problem of height? Didn't you see that the sword is so narrow, it is so narrow that a person, a cat and a dog need to stand on it, and just look to the side. Seeing the bottom, it's a very high altitude, if you accidentally take two steps forward, you will fall, and you will be finished." Fat Sanhua originally wanted to say a few words, but the more he spoke, the more excited he became.

Is this his problem?This is clearly the problem with this sword and the immortal here.

The immortals here can't make a big one, such as a sedan chair, which floats in the air, which is grand, safe and comfortable, so they have to get a sword.

It’s okay when it’s sunny, but if it’s raining and snowing, wouldn’t you be drenched in water?

Might as well get sick with a cold.

"I'm a fox." Xue Zhui angrily grasped the key point from this sentence and refuted the cat.

"And that flying sword is not narrow, it can stand on it, as long as you don't run around, it won't fall." After Xue Zhui reiterated the most important thing, he began to refute Fat Sanhua.

Fat Sanhua didn't speak.

"I haven't seen anyone who is afraid of Yujian flying. Those immortals all fly around like this." The little fox didn't laugh at him this time, but was really surprised.

I didn't expect Fat Sanhua to be afraid of this. Yujian flying should be regarded as a basic skill in this world.

This Fat Sanhua has such a low temper and high strength. He looks fearless, but he is afraid of heights.

The little fox smacked his lips.

"Didn't you see it now? We are all small animals running on the ground, why do we have to fly in the sky, and we are not birds." Fat Sanhua was still trying to refute, making excuses for himself.

"But if you fly in the sky, you can go faster." Xue Zhui kindly looked at Fat Sanhua, who was pouted and staring at her eyes.

Fat Sanhua felt weird in his heart. He didn't know if it was his illusion. He always felt that the little fox's expression changed a little after he knew that he was afraid of heights. He didn't like this change very much.

"It's the same for walking on the ground." Fat Sanhua was still stubborn.

Zhong Xiaotian didn't know what happened, she just felt confused, and was about to rush up again, when she held Fat Sanhua in her arms, her second brother Xiao Yueqi finally finished practicing a set of swords and came over.

"It's early in the morning, what is this for?" Xiao Yueqi looked puzzled.

"I want to take the two of them to find Bai Ze, have you forgotten? But I don't know what's going on, Qiuqiu just refuses to follow me to the flying sword, and I don't know what's going on. Is it because he is afraid that Bai Ze will identify him? If it's not a divine beast, we don't want him." Zhong Xiaotian put his hands on his hips and complained to his second senior brother.

Xiao Yueqi was at the side with a blank face at first, but as he listened, a malicious smile appeared on his face, and the smile became bigger and bigger, and finally he couldn't help it anymore, almost Have a belly laugh.

"Where is he afraid that he is not a spirit beast? He is simply afraid of flying swords. You don't know that this fat cat is afraid of heights. When I brought him back yesterday by Yujian Feifei, he was so scared that half his life It's gone." Xiao Yueqi laughed loudly, took out his flying sword, and suspended it in mid-air.

Fortunately, he took protective measures early, and sure enough, Fat Sanhua next to him saw that the matter was about to be exposed, so he wanted to come over and beat him up, but just as he left, he found that he was already floating in mid-air, and he couldn't reach it at all. arrive.

This really pissed off the cat.

Xiao Yueqi not only exposed Fat Sanhua's shortcomings, but also discovered a good way to deal with him by the way, that is to fly in the air. Anyway, if this cat can't come up, even if he does, he won't dare to go up.

"Ah!" Zhong Xiaotian thought for a long time but did not expect such an answer. After she screamed, she covered her face with both hands.

"Our Qiuqiu is still a kitten, and he is still afraid of heights. How can we cultivate after this?" Zhong Xiaotian smiled and leaned over to pat Fat Mao Yuanyuan's head.

"Meow meow!" I don't have to learn this.

Fat Sanhua retorted very dissatisfied.

There are not so many things to learn, such as running from one place to another in an instant, or gathering all the dust together, isn't this a very powerful fairy art?

Why do you have to learn to fly in the air with a sword?

He thinks that teleportation is very good. Will he be able to go from one place to another quickly after learning the difference?

"But what should I do now, I can't walk over there." Zhong Xiaotian squatted on the ground with his chin in his hand, looking at Fat Sanhua who was still there.

"Meow meow~" Why can't I walk over there, the scenery here is so beautiful, it's not bad to take a look at the scenery by the way.

"The Sutra Pavilion is in Sifeng, do you see it? We have to climb over our mountain, and then we have to climb over two other mountains to reach Sifeng." Zhong Xiaotian hugged Fat Sanhua and pointed Show him where the Buddhist scriptures pavilion is.

Fat Sanhua looked at the towering mountain peaks, and finally closed his mouth and did not speak.

My God, if you want to go to that scripture pavilion, you will have to walk for several days to get there.

"So we can't walk with our feet, we still have to fly over." Zhong Xiaotian seemed to be reasoning with Fat Sanhua.

Fat Sanhua certainly didn't want to squat on the flying sword and fly, but he didn't even want to walk over like this.

"Okay, then let's get on the flying sword and set off now." With a smile, Zhong Xiaotian clamped Fat Sanhua firmly with both hands, and greeted the little fox beside him.

Fat Sanhua yelled that he had been fooled, it turned out that Zhong Xiaotian had this idea, and he gave up after a symbolic struggle.

If he got down from Zhong Xiaotian's body now, he might really have to climb over two hills and reach the fourth peak.

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Little brother No. [-] will appear soon =w=

感谢在2020-02-1419:32:44~2020-02-1519:41:22期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

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