paradox

"Hey!" Qin Siyuan suddenly hugged Tong Xin from behind.

The person who was finishing the document was startled by the sudden hug, and turned around to find that it was Qin Siyuan, "Miss Qin, you are already off work, haven't you gone back yet?"

"Aren't I waiting for you? Do you want to go to the bar, I invite you!" Qin Siyuan asked with a smile, "Wan Tong has already told you everything."

Tong Xin nodded obediently, "I already told me at noon today, I hope we can cooperate happily in the future, and I hope you can give more pointers if you encounter anything you don't understand."

Qin Siyuan patted her on the shoulder vigorously, "How can I learn to speak bureaucratly at such a young age? I still need to thank you for talking about it. If it weren't for you, I would have to wait until the Year of the Monkey to catch up with Wantong."

"Teacher Xu?!" She hadn't heard of this, why did the two of them get together after only a day.

"Hmm!" Qin Siyuan laughed triumphantly, "This matter has to start from the beginning. Let's go! Let's go to the bar and have a good chat. Didn't Manager Su and Wantong go to the party today? While his wife is not at home, the young man Take advantage of the opportunity!"

"But..." Although Tong Xin also intends to explore the relationship between Teacher Xu and her, but he really can't go to the bar, "I still have some work, and I don't drink very well..."

Qin Siyuan waved his hand, "I'll help you, but you must go to the bar with me after you're done!"

After thinking about it for a while, Tong Xin still agreed. According to this person's personality, even if she doesn't help her with work, she will drag herself to the bar.

The bar was a bit dark, the loud music mixed with human voices, the smell of alcohol that couldn't be ignored, and the occasional screams from the crowd made Tong Xin, who was used to being quiet, a little uncomfortable.

"Come on! Make a glass of wine for the little girl!" Qin Siyuan yelled at the bartender at the bar.

Tong Xin stopped immediately, "I'll just order it myself, and order a glass with a lower alcohol content."

Qin Siyuan ignored the obstruction, "I don't go to work tomorrow, and besides, I'll be watching, can people take advantage of it? I'm going to order this cup. If you don't drink it, I won't tell you what happened last night. follow-up."

"Drink...I'll drink..." Tong Xin reluctantly took a sip of the glass of liquid mixed with various colors.

Qin Siyuan thought it was a little funny to see her timid look, and quietly lifted the cock up with a teasing intention, and Tong Xin was gulped down and even choked.

"Sister Qin...you are too insidious..." Tong Xin complained while coughing.

Qin Siyuan patted her on the back to make her feel better, "Young people should drink like this! You should thank me for releasing your nature."

Tong Xin patted her chest, took a few deep breaths and finally calmed down, "I've already drank half of the wine, so what's next?"

This child is still thinking about this matter, Qin Siyuan hooked his finger at her, and Tong Xin obediently put his ear to her, "After the confession was successful that night, we talked all night ~ she fell asleep in front of me."

"What are you talking about?" Tong Xin asked, swallowing her saliva.

"Of course it's your plan! I really like your plan. I couldn't stop discussing it. Three or four hours passed before I knew it. Wan Tong fell asleep on the table because she couldn't bear it anymore." Thinking of it That night, the corners of Qin Siyuan's mouth rose wildly.

"Oh... so it's work..." Tong Xin suddenly lost interest, and asked again with the mentality of breaking the casserole and asking, "What about after that?"

"What season is it now? In such a cold day, how dare I let her sleep in the living room? Of course I carried her back to the bedroom myself." Qin Siyuan was triumphant, "It just woke her up halfway and drove me away. Sleep on the sofa in the living room."

"Oh... so it's sleeping on the sofa..." Tong Xin was completely disappointed in her. It turned out that such a powerful person was as timid as herself.

"What's wrong with sleeping on the sofa? At least I have already lived in her room, and the next step is to live in her heart." Qin Siyuan has already made a perfect plan for the future. He wants one child, and the new house chooses three bedrooms and one living room. Small mansion. "Hey! Are you finished? Waiter, have another drink!"

Under Qin Siyuan's coaxing, Tong Xin drank a few glasses of wine, and her body became hot under the influence of alcohol. Afterwards, she basically refused to refuse the wine she handed over, and didn't even bother to struggle.

"Sister Qin... hiccup... you, tell me, I'm a poor student... I'm going to marry Mo Han in the future, and I don't even have the money for the dowry... Huh... What if she gets upset and kicks me off... ..." Tong Xin, who had been drinking all the pieces, held Qin Siyuan and cried with snot and tears.

"My parents may not agree. They are not too young. The girl who hasn't seen her for a long time suddenly finds a girlfriend. You say they can't bear it..."

Qin Siyuan pushed the person stuck to him out with one hand, and held the phone in the other, "That's what she said, what should Manager Su do?"

"You take care of it for me first, we'll go there now." Before Qin Siyuan could respond, the phone hung up.She remembered that she didn't tell Su Mohan the address of the bar, right?He glanced at Tong Xin's phone again. Does this phone have a location?

Mo Han dragged Xu Wantong to the bar before she had time to change into her dress. This gorgeous dress was particularly eye-catching in the bar.The place where Qin Siyuan was sitting was not remote, as soon as Mo Han entered the door, he saw the motionless person lying on Qin Siyuan's body.

"How did you make her drink like this?!" Mo Han blamed and distressed in his tone, took some clean toilet paper from the bar and tidied up Tong Xin.

Feeling the familiar smell, Tong Xin immediately pushed Qin Siyuan away and threw himself into Mo Han's arms, putting all his weight on her body, and made Mo Han take a small step back to stabilize his figure.

Tong Xin rubbed her shoulders, "Xiaohan, you came to pick me up~"

"Manager Su is not afraid that she will be robbed." After breaking free from the shackles, Qin Siyuan very consciously slipped to Xu Wantong's side.

"She won't look at anyone other than me, so I don't have to worry at all." The self-confidence came from nowhere.

Qin Siyuan threw Tong Xin's cell phone to Mo Han, "I asked the waiter to take a video, this one of yours is very interesting after being drunk, she has a recording pen in her jacket pocket, you should also want to listen to the content in it. "

Mo Han took the phone with some hesitation, and clicked on the video that would become a taint in Tong Xin's life according to Qin Siyuan's instructions.

In general, Tong Xin's drunkenness can be divided into three stages.

The first step is to brag, brag about your own wife.

"You don't know how beautiful Xiaohan was when she was in high school. Every day when I was in the same room with her, I felt like a slut. I would pounce on her and kiss her madly if a thread wasn't tight... She studied hard and was very obedient. Very obedient, a little tease will make you blush..."

"Once she told me that a boy wanted to confess to her. I remember I was reading a book, and I was stunned before she finished speaking. Is my cabbage finally going to be raped by pigs? Fortunately, she refused in the end. , That’s right! Xiao Han is such an excellent child, how can you ordinary people be worthy of him? And..."

When she really ran out of words, she entered the second stage.

"Xiao Han~ I seem to be drunk, stay away from me, I'm afraid I may do something illegal and criminal on impulse! This is your first time, I don't want to fool you like this. Stay away from me ..."

"You can see me as Mo Han, you are really drunk." Qin Siyuan's voice said, "You let go of the hand holding me first, and then throw away the wine bottle in your hand..."

Finally came to the final stage, Tong Xin hugged Qin Siyuan crying and twitching, grabbed Qin Siyuan's clothes and began to wipe away tears.

"Every day you secretly spread that Xiao Han and I are not restrained, singing and singing every night, and I didn't even touch my fingers! A good piece of swan meat is placed in front of you, but you can't eat it. How annoying, you know ?"

"Actually, it's not that I don't dare, it's just that I'm afraid... Love is like a drug. You don't feel anything before you touch it. Once you get addicted, you can't leave it anymore. I want to give Xiaohan more time to think about it..."

Although the camera was only on Tong Xin, the laughter of nearby guests was also recorded, and Mo Han felt ashamed for her.

"Stop chatting, let the driver take you home first." Xu Wantong arranged, "You don't have to go to work tomorrow, you both have a good rest."

"Yeah..." Mo Han nodded hastily, and with his help, finally pushed Tong Xin into the back seat.

In order to make her feel better, Mo Han sat on one side inside and let her lie flat on his lap as a pillow.

"Xiao Han, your legs are so soft~ Are you gaining weight again?"

"..." She wanted to slap Tong Xin now, but even when she was drunk, nothing good came out of her mouth.

After resting for a while, Tong Xin turned over again, and rubbed against the private place in a wicked way.

"You...what are you doing!" Mo Han frantically pushed her away.

"I didn't dare to touch it last time...hehe..." Tong Xin smirked and lay back obediently.

The temperature on Mo Han's face was astonishingly hot, but seeing that she was drunk, he didn't care too much, helped her tidy up her crumpled clothes, and then said something regrettable. "Today I specially picked out a beautiful dress and wanted to show it to you. Who knew you were so drunk."

She really fed the dog with all her heart.

After hearing this, Tong Xin leaned on the back of the seat and sat up tremblingly.Mo Han hurried to help, and blamed, "Isn't it uncomfortable to sit up like this?"

Tong Xin turned a deaf ear to these words, but fumbled to hold Mo Han's face, and looked at it carefully for a while. "Sure enough! I like whatever clothes Xiaohan wears!" After finishing speaking, he leaned his head on her shoulder, "But I still like you the most without clothes~"

"What...!" Mo Han didn't know what to do with this drunk, he could only hold her ear to keep her away from him.

Tong Xin, who was carried to the death point, still made a gesture of hugging without repentance. "Xiaohan, I want to kiss you~"

"No! A mouthful of wine!" Let go of his hand, Mo Han said with disgust.

"Woooo~ Then I won't drink alcohol anymore, and only drink plain water when I go to the bar." Tong Xin promised with tears in her eyes, and then stuck it up, pinching the soft flesh on her side, and begged in a low voice, "No I kissed, can I kiss my face? Just one."

Mo Han hesitated for a moment before leaning her face closer, Tong Xin just mouthed, but her body twitched when she wanted to continue moving, she ran away from Mo Han's embrace in a panic, and retched out of the window.

"You still don't listen to me telling you to be honest, your stomach is hurting now." Mo Han blamed her by patting her on the back.

The driver, who was trying to reduce his sense of presence, also worriedly asked his boss, "Miss, do you want to pull over to the side of the road?"

Before Mo Han could answer, Tong Xin raised her hand to stop her, "No, master, I'm very qualified, and I won't spit on your car." After saying this, she bent down to fate again, "Just now I've already vomited in the bar, and now I can't vomit anything new, only yellow bile."

Now Tong Xin finally became honest, lying in the car and never daring to move again, when he got home, he was carried to the living room on the shoulders of the driver and Mo Han.

"Lie down on the sofa and rest for a while, I'll make you hangover soup." After receiving Xu Wantong's text message, Mo Han planned to cook Tong Xin's hangover soup according to the recipe on the text message.

After Tong Xin snorted, she didn't respond.

"Come on, sit up and drink the soup." Mo Han put Tong Xin's shoulders on her body, made her sit up with a little force, and then brought the hangover soup from the table.

Tong Xin took small sips, and in a blink of an eye the bottom of a bowl of soup was gone.

"Can you taste something?" Mo Han asked softly.

"Sweet, with something sour in the middle." Tong Xin replied, smacking her lips.

"It seems that the tongue still has sensation." Mo Han heaved a sigh of relief.

"Would you like to try?" Tong Xin pouted and asked.

Mo Han pushed it away, "Don't make trouble!"

Tong Xin turned to look at the clothes on her body and asked, "Did you change?"

"Pajamas, what's the matter?" Mo Han looked at the half-asleep Tong Xin and replied.

"It's better to take it off..." Tong Xin moaned.

"You...don't touch, ah..." Tong Xin lifted the hem of her jacket and put her hand in, rubbing and kneading repeatedly. Can she sue Tong Xin for sexual harassment now?

Mo Han's waist softened, and the two of them lost control of their weight and fell down at the same time. Tong Xin quickly changed positions and placed herself underneath.

"Hey, does it hurt?!" Mo Han asked in shock, but when she wanted to get up, she was held in Tong Xin's arms.

"Stop making trouble, I still have something to do..." Mo Han couldn't help but softly exhale as the roundness on his chest was gently held.

"It turns out that your business is 'Ah~'." Tong Xin said with a smirk.

"Really! You drunkard! You obviously said that this kind of thing should not be done hastily, and you started to belittle people in a blink of an eye." If I knew it, I would throw her in the room to fend for myself.

"Xiao Han, touch my chest."

"Huh?" Mo Han looked at Tong Xin suspiciously, but the other party's expression did not change, it seemed that he hadn't heard it wrong.

With the belief of tit for tat, Mo Han finally made up his mind to fight back, "...is there something?"

"Well~ You are really bold when you touch~" Tong Xin moaned uncomfortably, "Take out the things."

Mo Han responded and took out the thing from her shirt pocket, "This is a necklace? Why is it a kitten?"

"It should be something like an amulet. I plan to give you a gift tomorrow."

"Hmm..." Although the shape is very strange, Mo Han likes it very much, and he is about to put it away, but Tong Xin blocks it.

"Wait, there is another request..." Tong Xin held her hand, "Be my girlfriend, this necklace is yours."

"How can you be so casual!" Mo Han, who was stabbed in the heart, burst into tears.

Tong Xin patiently wiped away her tears with her sleeves, "Then can I kiss my princess now?"

Mo Han gently placed a kiss on her lips.

"I heard people say that at this time, you can kiss and touch, but you can't rub your breasts." Tong Xin lay on the carpet and reviewed the knowledge she had learned before.

"Really?" Mo Han asked following her words, his arms on the ground were a little sore, and his body was tightly attached to the person under him.

"Yeah," Tong Xin said sternly, "You pushed me away last time. I didn't understand it at first, but I found out later that it was the reason."

Wait... A word awakened the dreamer, and Mo Han's memory returned to the night of her birthday five years ago, "Are you not drunk that day?!"

"Eh... I said I was drunk, and I was drunk... but I was sober for a while..." Tong Xin faltered and tried to fool her, "Didn't you secretly kiss me too?"

"..." Mo Han became angry from embarrassment, "I'm going back to sleep, you can play here by yourself!" After finishing speaking, he went into the bedroom without looking back.

Tong Xin touched her still aching head, and sighed, but fortunately, she didn't continue. The carpet is different from the quilt, and it is much more difficult to clean up.

The next day, the two of them hugged each other and had a long sleep. Although there was not much time left, Tong Xin was dragged to the amusement park for a stroll, and it was already dark when he came back.

The TV in the living room was playing boring content, Mo Han was sitting on the sofa, and Tong Xin was sitting on the floor, with his upper body lying in Mo Han's arms.

"In this situation, I suddenly thought of a word." Tong Xin took an orange from the tray and slowly pushed it away.

"What word?" Mo Han stuffed a potato chip into his mouth, watching the content on the TV intently.

"Ding'feng' committing the crime~" Tong Xin raised her head and said with a smirk, she reached out and stuffed a piece of orange into Mo Han's mouth.

Mo Han took it with peace of mind, and replied, "Then the two of us change positions, will we become a tablet 'pad' brain?"

I have long been used to being abused by Mo Han's venomous tongue, this attack is nothing, "It would be great if your ingenuity can be used in other places." She stuffed another orange, "It's too cold, sir Eat some."

"Ah~" Mo Han bent down and swallowed all the remaining oranges in Tong Xin's hand.

Tong Xin was planning to "murder" her, but her phone rang. After seeing the contact, Tong Xin complained in her heart, "Sister Qin, I am on legal leave now~"

"Knowing that you are on vacation, didn't I delay sharing my experience with you until now!"

Could it be a hallucination? Tong Xin always felt that the person opposite was very excited. "What do you think?"

"How was your day last night?" Qin Siyuan asked gossipingly.

Tong Xin sighed, "Last night I drank all the tea, and I didn't wake up until noon, and I was nagged by Xiaohan for a long time..." You see, I was slapped on the face just after I finished speaking.

"Young man, you can't do it~ I hit a home run last night, you have to learn from me~" You can see her showing off her expression through the phone, her tail should be up to the sky.

It can be called the speed of light! ! !

"Homerun... Didn't you just confirm the relationship the day before yesterday?" Tong Xin's jaw almost dropped.

"You don't understand this, don't you~ Well, my report is over here, say hello to Mo Han for me~"

Hang up... Tong Xin stared blankly at the phone, then turned to find that Xiao Han was also looking at herself dully.

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OK!Finally confessed, the next chapter will be released!