paradox

Feeling someone poking herself, Tong Xin hurriedly got up from the table and wiped her saliva.

"I really admire you for being able to sleep like this in a professional class." Sitting next to him, Shi Zhan looked at Tong Xin who was still confused.

Tong Xin rubbed her eyes and planned to pass the test, "Isn't this a special situation. By the way, did you take notes?"

Shi Zhan shrugged, "Don't look at me, I'm all about the game."

Seeing the fierce cockfight on her mobile phone, Tong Xin sighed. It was really unreliable. I knew that He Xue was sitting in the front row and could copy notes.She stretched her waist and looked at the people who were listening carefully in the first row.

"If you sit in the first row, Xue will have a heart attack from you." Seeing through Tong Xin's thoughts, Shi Zhan said provocatively.

"What about the notes?" Tong Xin asked with a frown looking at the blank notebook.

Shi Zhan turned towards her deskmate on the other side, and looked in the direction of Tong Xin, only to find that there was a big guy who was taking notes seriously sitting next to her, but~

"Is it too young, it doesn't look like our grade."

"It doesn't matter what grade he is in, hurry up and borrow it to copy."

"Why should I borrow it?"

"A straight line is the shortest line between two points."

...

After a period of intense eye contact, Tong Xin made up her mind and slowly approached.

Now the teacher is talking about his philosophy again, and the boss is not taking notes, what a great opportunity!

"Little sister..."

"Puff—" Shi Zhan, who was watching the show, suddenly laughed, "Your name is like uncle."

"Go away!" Tong Xin punched her on the shoulder and pushed her aside.

Tong Xin looked at the puzzled boss and hurriedly explained, "She's my roommate, but don't worry about her now. Are you in this grade? I feel so young."

If you want something from someone, you definitely can't get straight to the point. Tong Xin plans to save the country by making a curve, first establish a good relationship, and then talk about it.

"Sophomore year."

"Second year in high school!" Tong Xin turned around and asked Shi Zhan, "Are all high school students working so hard now? They actually went to the university to audit?"

"Don't worry about this for now, hurry up and borrow the notes, Teacher Zheshu is going to bring it back soon." Shi Zhan turned her head away.

Yes, you have to hurry up, the teacher talked off-topic for a few minutes, and it's time to get back to the topic.

"That," Tong Xin rubbed her hands, this big guy hasn't shown any dissatisfaction since the conversation just now, watching us play tricks all the time, he should be a good person, "Do you understand what the teacher said, I think you have been taking notes .”

"Occasionally there are very few nouns that I don't understand, but it doesn't matter."

"Oh, it's pretty amazing." Tong Xin sighed unconsciously, "Can I have a look at your notes?"

The man pushed the notebook in front of Tong Xin.

Clear definition of the end point, marking with colored pens, and knowledge points supplemented by the teacher, it's perfect!The university needs people like you!

Tong Xin took out her phone and asked again, "Can I take pictures?"

She nodded, and Tong Xin couldn't wait to snap a few photos at the notebook, and then returned the notebook contentedly.

"Thank you, by the way, I forgot to ask your name."

"Su Mohan."

It turns out that I met Mo Han so early.

jingle jingle-

The mobile phone next to the bed rang suddenly, blowing up Tong Xin who was already in a light sleep.

"Hey, hello, who is it?" I knew that the dissonance was so loud, and being startled is not friendly to the heart.

"Is this Ms. Tong Xin? Someone has accepted the job resume you posted online. I hope you can give it a try tomorrow, and the time and place will be sent to your email." There was a very gentle female voice on the other side of the phone. Listening is not someone you know.

"Job hunting? Is that the tutor?" Tong Xin asked. She wanted to try her luck, but she won.

"Yes, the other party will reply to you after the trial lecture is over, please be there on time."

"Hey, I got it, I will definitely go there on time." Tong Xin restrained her excitement and replied.

"Well, then I wish you success."

After putting down the phone, Tong Xin lay back down again, what should I do, I feel that I will become rich soon!

Putting on decent clothes, Tong Xin hurriedly arrived at the door of her employer. Although the fare was an expense, once she was hired, the fare was not worth mentioning.

The doorbell rang a few times, and someone inside soon opened the door. It was a gentle-looking woman with an apron on her body. She was probably cleaning.

"Hello, I'm a tutor here for a trial lecture. My name is Tong Xin." Tong Xin said hello politely. It seems that the apartment lives in a rich family.

"So it's a tutor, the young master told me yesterday, please come in." The woman took a spare pair of slippers from the shoe rack.

Tong Xin immediately changed into another, "Thank you."

little Master?The names don't sound like their parents.

"I'm the nanny of this family, just call me Aunt Liu." Aunt Liu led Tong Xin to the living room, "You should still be in college at such a young age. It's amazing that you started working so early."

Tong Xin blushed a little after being praised, "I just want to find something to do."

"The little master is in the room inside, you can go directly, I don't bother you if I have something to do here." Aunt Liu pointed to the room in the back of the corridor and said, "Although she doesn't like to laugh, But he is still a good boy in essence, and he won’t make things difficult for you.”

"Yeah, thank you Aunt Liu. I was a little nervous at first. After all, it was my first time to give a lecture, but I felt a lot more relaxed after hearing what Aunt Liu said." Tong Xin smiled from the bottom of her heart.

"It's okay, I'm glad I can help you, hurry up, the little master is still waiting for you."

After saying goodbye, Tong Xin came to the door of that room, knocked three times and waited for a reply.

Let me see which little bastard dares to hire me as a tutor.

"Please come in."

Monotonous voice, indistinguishable tone, is the sound insulation too good?Tong Xin thought wildly for a while before opening the door. The room was covered with soft carpets, a small table was placed in the center of the room, a girl was sitting beside her and studying, and several supplementary textbooks were neatly stacked on the table , Behind her is a small bookshelf, which is full of difficult books.

"So it's you, you little bastard!"

Although more than a month has passed since the first meeting, the classmates still haven't forgotten this girl. After all, all the rare animals who come to the university to listen, let alone such a cute one.

Su Mohan had checked the watch several times before she came. The reference books were all prepared, the room was also tidy, and there were two sets of pens and paper. If she forgot to take them, she could borrow them from herself.Considering the distance from the school, Mohan also prepared cold drinks, and the questions to be asked were circled with red pens, everything was ready.

After repeatedly confirming the appointment time, Mo Han put down his work in peace and wanted to read a book quietly, but his eyes kept looking at his watch.Although there is time for the appointment, isn't it a courtesy to come early?This person actually stepped over, and the first sentence he spoke actually called himself a little bastard? ? ?

"Little bastard?" Mo Han repeated, what's the name?Nickname?But it doesn't look like her expression.

"You have a mustache, don't mind." Tong Xin sat down uninvited, "Little sister, I didn't expect us to meet again."

little sister?I don't like the name either.Mo Han thought, but still pushed the prepared cold drink in front of her.

"Thank you!" Tong Xin took it gratefully. She was really thirsty after walking such a long distance, but it was really destined. After seeing Mo Han's face, her hanging heart thumped into her stomach.

"Yeah." Mo Han answered indifferently, and then started another topic sullenly, "You seem to be different from other people."

"Hey, what's the difference?" Tong Xin asked bluntly after drinking the drink in one go.

"Other teachers will try to please me when they come here, but you don't." If there is a tail behind Mo Han, it must be curled up now. It doesn't matter how much you learn as a tutor, the key is the relationship with the students, so, Come please me!

Mo Han was about to burst into laughter, but there was still no expression on his face, waiting for Tong Xin's answer.

Tong Xin rolled her eyes, as if Shi Zhan had told herself to have a good relationship with the students before coming here, "Then how do you want me to please you?"

"Huh?" I didn't expect her to answer so directly, but the initiative returned to her. "First of all, the title, can I change it?"

"What's your name?" It's not good to keep calling my little sister, Tong Xin reached out and touched her chin, "Su Mohan..."

"Calling the full name is too much!" Mo Han reminded, she didn't want to fail.

"No, I didn't intend to call you by your full name at first." Tong Xin smiled slightly.

"..." He was indeed a very strange person.

"Mo Han, Xiao Mo, Xiao Han, Mo Mo, Han Han..." Tong Xin directly sorted Mo Han's names.

Mo Han leaned towards her expectantly, not knowing what she would call him in the end.

"Xiaohan is light outside the green poplar smoke, and there is a palace fan cloud shifting to protect Xiaohan... how about Xiaohan? Although it is not the same word, it doesn't matter, and it is easy to call." Considering the teacher-student relationship, the title is too intimate. Not good, wait until the relationship is further improved before changing another name.

Xiao Han is light outside the green poplar smoke, Xiao Han is light outside the green poplar smoke, Xiao Han, hehe.

"Alright." Mo Han said with a light cough.

"Any other requests?" Great, as long as she likes it.

"I want to test your level." Mo Han took out the exercise book that he had prepared for a long time from the bottom, "There are a few questions on it."

After the results, Tong Xin opened the pages that Mo Han said, and some of the wrong questions were circled with red pens, and some of them even had a small question mark, which is really cute.Tong Xin took a peek at Mo Han, who knew that he happened to bump into the sight of Mo Han who was looking at me at the same time, and the other party avoided in a panic.

This kid is so interesting, Tong Xin looked away and put down the exercise book in her hand, "Give me a little time, and also, can I borrow a pencil?"

The prepared things came in handy, Mo Han felt a little proud, and handed over the spare pencil with the corner of his mouth raised.

Tong Xin took the pencil and scratched a few lines on the question. Fortunately, it was just a simple correction of the wrong sentence, and then the idioms and sorting. Are they all in Chinese?

After confirming again, Tong Xin finally put down the pen, "Xiaohan, come here." She beckoned to Mohan.

Mo Han didn't understand, so Tong Xin sighed and leaned over, "I can't give you a lecture at such a distance."

She pointed to the first one, "The common way to change a bad sentence is to extract the main body of the sentence, but this one is too simple, so there is no need to mention it. Look at this sentence, the subject is missing, and the subject has changed before and after option B. And grammatical rules, and this, semantic repetition."

Xiaohan listened carefully, nodding in response from time to time, and would mark the key points in his own notebook, so he took advantage of the opportunity to explain all the questions below.

"Xiao Han, is your Chinese not very good?" After reading these questions, Tong Xin couldn't help feeling worried. These are very basic Chinese questions, how could she make so many mistakes.

"Before high school, I studied abroad, so my mother tongue is a bit poor." Mo Han sat in place and picked his fingers. He was not familiar with the way of writing questions in other subjects, but his grades were all OK, but his poor language was a bit outrageous. .

"Oh~ returnees, no wonder." Tong Xin nodded, it is understandable to say such a thing, "Are there any other questions?"

"Yes, yes," said Mo Han and took out another exercise book.

This time it's rationale.

Looking at these familiar and unfamiliar questions, Tong Xin felt that she was back in high school, so she had no choice but to bite the bullet.

"The remains of animals and plants and that..." What is the poop called by animals?Are there proper nouns?

Tong Xin frowned and tried her best to retrieve the vocabulary in her mind, there should be some, what is it called?

"There's also animal poop! I forgot the name, so let's talk about it like this for now," Tong Xin raised her hand and wrote the word "shit" on the straw paper.

"Pfft!" Mo Han giggled as if she had been poked into a laughing hole, "I'm sorry, you continue." She forced herself back.

"The remains of animals and plants and this poop will be decomposed..."

"Pfft hahaha!" Mo Han was completely amused this time, lying on the table faceless and laughing loudly, even tears came out of his eyes. "Sorry, let me laugh for a while! Hahaha...."

Seen by Mo Han's smile, Tong Xin was even more at a loss, "That's right, shit! I remembered, let's continue."

"Yeah," Mo Han ordered himself in a low voice, took a deep breath, and took another breath.

Seeing that she stopped smiling, Tong Xin continued, "After being used by decomposers, animal and plant excrement returns to..."

"Hahahaha...." Every time Mo Han heard this word, he couldn't straighten up laughing, and he never realized that his smile was so low before.

"Don't, don't laugh! It's embarrassing for me to be a teacher like you."

The first lesson ended like this, Tong Xin took a taxi back to school, and Mo Han happily ate dinner at home.

"Miss Su, I'm in a good mood today!" Aunt Liu said while clearing the table.

Mo Han nodded and went to take a shower, and chuckled from time to time after lying on the bed.After rolling around for a while, she remembered the business, and quickly picked up the mobile phone on the table, "Sister Xu, good evening."

"Well, I ate, I just finished washing."

"The tutor who came today, I want her to continue teaching me."

"En! Thank you, sister!" Mo Han jumped back on the bed after finishing the incident. She will definitely have a good dream today, and maybe she will wake up laughing.

But the situation of Tong Xin on the other side is different. Facing the interrogation of her roommate, she can only tell the whole story. "The first half was okay, and it was easy to talk about, but it's over since I talked about a biology problem."

"What, did you make a mistake?" Shi Zhan stuffed a chicken leg into his mouth and asked enthusiastically.

"I forgot the word animal feces. I thought there was a proper noun, so I just said it according to the excrement, but the whole paragraph collapsed." Tong Xin sighed, and snatched a chicken popcorn from Shi Zhan's hand. It was really a failure .

"Hahaha! You really dare to say it!" Shi Zhan laughed heartily.

In contrast, Tong Xin's face is almost wrinkled into wrinkles. Has the job he finally found become cold so quickly?It seems that I am still some distance away from the rich.

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From now on, it will be all in the third person, and Mo Han is at home.