two fools
Chapter 8 2
The man left after speaking, leaving the two idiots staring blankly.The idiot held the rag in his arms and said to the second idiot, "Second idiot, he said we can't perform here anymore."
The second idiot was silent, and said for a while: "It's okay, let's change another place."
But changing places didn't work, so the two of them walked to the south of the city the next day.But there are too few booths that can act, and there are so many tricks for acting, the two of them performed for a whole morning, and they only got a few copper coins.
On the third day, it was less than ten copper coins. People would stop and look at it for a while, but they would not pay more.
The play of the two of them is actually tasteless, and at the beginning people thought it was rare for fools to act, so they watched it a lot, but now that they have seen enough, no one will watch it.
The beggar had a headache because of this, but the two of them laughed happily, as if it was not a big deal.After all, ten copper plates are equivalent to ten pancakes, which means that there is food to eat, so it is not a big deal.
This situation lasted until after summer and autumn, when their performances were no longer watched or rewarded.
The second fool touched the few copper coins left in his pocket and began to worry. The autumn wind blew slowly, and blew on people through the dilapidated temple gate.
The idiot was still sleeping comfortably on the ground, the second idiot thought about it, shook him up from his sleep, and took him to find a beggar.
In the middle of the afternoon, the beggar lay lazily in the sun and fell asleep.The second fool walked up to him and shook him awake.
The beggar sat up sleepily, saw the two of them, and wondered, "Why are you here?"
The two idiots and idiots squatted in front of him, took out the money bag from their arms, and said, "Beggar, we haven't earned any money for a long time."
The beggar poured the money into his hand and counted it. There were seven coins in total, and it would take seven days for two people to share a piece of bread.He said: You don't act anymore? "
The idiot said: "They didn't let us act and drove us away."
Acting without rewards, in their eyes, it is called occupying the latrine and not shitting, so the two fools were driven away.Stillwater City is only such a big place, and there are only so many people coming and going, so those who have seen it have already seen enough.
The beggar was also a little worried now, he stared at the money in his hand, then stared at the second idiot who was squatting with the idiot, sluggish, and suddenly said: "Second idiot, why don't you and idiot join our gang of beggars. "
"Our beggar gang in the north of the city is expanding its gang recently. The boss in the south of the city is short of people. Do you want to join?"
He only asked the second idiot, in his opinion, the idiot is easy to say no matter what, but these two idiots should have been rich and noble young masters before, maybe even though he doesn't remember, the arrogance is still there.
Sure enough, as he expected, after he finished speaking, the second idiot squatted on the ground and became silent.Holding a stone in his hand, he unconsciously wrote "two" on the ground.
When the beggar saw this, he could only persuade him: "You two idiots, seeing that winter is coming, how did you two survive in that ruined temple? We have a large number of beggars, and no matter how cold it is in winter, we will huddle together to keep warm It's over."
The second idiot still didn't speak, and the idiot squatted aside and watched them talking in a daze, his eyes were full of ignorance.The beggar looked at him, rolled his eyes, and said, "You have the heart to let the idiot suffer the cold with you?"
The fingers of the second idiot froze, and the beggar saw that he was right, so he continued to ask the idiot, saying: "Idiot, you don't expect to be frozen."
But the idiot said: "I listen to the second idiot."
The two had been together day and night for more than three months, and the idiot subconsciously regarded the second idiot as the eldest brother in his heart. Hearing the beggar's question, he immediately said that he only listened to the second idiot, which made the beggar choke.
The beggar had selfish intentions in his heart, he was afraid that one day the Er Fool's family would find him, and the two of them would leave unknowingly, leaving only himself.Let them join the gang of beggars and stay by your side, and you will know when someone finds them.
The small abacus in his heart was crackling, and his eyes were fixed on the reaction of the second idiot.
The second fool squatted on the ground and remained silent for a while, then raised his head a little lost and said, "Okay then..."
The beggar was relieved and said: "Then you go back today, I will talk to the elders of our beggar sect later, and I will introduce you to each other tomorrow."
The two fools nodded, and they walked away from him to the ruined temple.
The green leaves turned yellow in the afterglow of the setting sun, the idiot looked at the leaves, and then at the second idiot.Seeing that the latter kept his head down and said nothing all the way, he grabbed the former and scratched his nose.
The second idiot wrinkled his nose and dodged it, and the idiot chased after him. After going back and forth, the second idiot's unhappiness was left behind.
The two of them had fun, and went back to the temple to take out the steamed buns and eat them.After gnawing, the second idiot touched his heart, feeling the uncomfortable energy coming up again.
He said to the idiot: "Idiot, I think I feel very uncomfortable here."
The fool was holding a haystack not far away, when he heard what he said, he crawled to his side, leaned over his head and said, "Why do you feel uncomfortable, I haven't hit you recently."
The second idiot held the idiot's hand and pressed it to his heart, saying: "It's right here, feeling stuffy."
The fool felt it silently for a while, only feeling the thumping beating.He touched himself with one hand again, and said, "It's the same here."
But Er Fool's expression was really bad, and he looked a little bit like when he came back in the afternoon.The fool was a little anxious, so he leaned over to untie his clothes.
"I'll see if I'm hurt."
He unbuttoned Er Fool's clothes, exposing his bouncing chest, leaned his eyes to look at it, put his ears on it to listen, and finally licked it with his tongue, straightened up and said, "Is it better?"
He used all his nirvana.
The second idiot originally drooped his eyebrows and was unhappy, but now he straightened up and stared blankly, as if he was stimulated by something.
The fool's hand waved in front of his eyes, and he grabbed it.
"Fool, how about...you lick again..."
The idiot cheered up and said, "Isn't it much better?"
"Um……"
The idiot believed his words, leaned his head in and licked it lightly again. After licking, he still wanted to get up and retreat as usual, but just after leaving for a while, he felt someone pressing on the back of his head.The idiot fell forward unexpectedly, and was pressed on his chest with his hand, his mouth was touched heavily on his chest, and his nose felt sour.
The idiot thumped a few times, but the man didn't hold it down for long, and let it go after a moment.The idiot covered his nose with tears in his eyes, and said aggrievedly, "What are you doing?"
Those eyes were big and bright, and at this moment a puddle of "clear water" was contained in them, adding a bit of a delicate and pitiful look.The second fool thought for a few times, subconsciously swallowed his saliva, and then began to apologize: "I'm sorry..."
The idiot waited for the sour feeling to subside, then let go of his hand again, leaned forward a few more times, and asked, "Then are you alright?"
The second idiot almost didn't dare to look into his eyes for some reason, so he could only look away and said, "Okay."
The idiot was very happy with his ability, and just as he was about to sit down cross-legged, he was grabbed by the second idiot.The second fool's expression was twisted, as if he had something difficult to say, but the fool only heard him say: "Fool...can I see your tongue..."
The second idiot has a strange thing, that is, sometimes he always speaks with a drawn-out tone, just like now, as if he has encountered something strange.The idiot didn't understand, but the second idiot asked him to watch his tongue if he wanted to.
He stuck out his tongue and said vaguely, "Look."
The second idiot stared at his tongue, then turned his head away, looked again after a while, repeated several times, the idiot's tongue was tired and flustered.He bent down slightly, and just as he was about to stretch out his tongue, he saw Er Fool's fingertips stretching towards him, gently pinching the pink on the tip of his tongue.
The pink was so slippery, it slipped away from his fingertips before he touched it lightly, leaving only a little wetness on the fingertips.
The second idiot withdrew his hand and didn't dare to move again, he only felt that his mouth was dry now.He struggled to swallow a mouthful of saliva, and said falteringly, "I...I'm fine...go to sleep..."
After speaking, he fell to the side and closed his eyes, as if he had fallen asleep.
The idiot was startled, and jumped to his side a few times, calling his name softly, but got the second idiot's deliberate grunt.
The idiot couldn't tell whether it was deliberate or not, he just thought he was really asleep.He dragged the straw quilt from the side, covered Er Fool's body, and muttered: "Sleeping so fast..."
After covering it, he also lay down from the side, and moved beside Er Fool, breathing evenly after a while.
The second idiot waited for the others to fall asleep before slowly opening his eyes, and saw the idiot lying facing him, with scattered hair winding around the left side of his face from behind the ear, and hanging down by the corner of his mouth.
The second fool stared at the corner of his mouth, and slowly stretched out his hand towards him.The corners of the mouth were lightly closed, and the gap between the lips could be opened without any effort, and fingers could be inserted into it, touching the soft pink again.
The second idiot involuntarily moved his hand closer, and when he really got close, he retracted abruptly before he touched it.Holding his hands in front of his chest, he gasped inexplicably.
It's not right, it's not right, he told himself, but he couldn't tell what was wrong.
He pressed his retracted hand under his body, not daring to look at the fool.But he didn't know that the fool was sleeping in the cold, and he slowly moved towards him, with one hand resting on his chest unconsciously.
The second idiot was stiff all over, gently took the idiot's hand away, and lay down on the idiot's side straightly, and slept like that all night.
When the two of them woke up, it was already dawn, and the white fog was blowing in with dewy moisture.The fool hugged his arm and shuddered.
The two of them didn't forget what the beggar told them, and they got up and rushed to the city after resting on the ground for a while.The stored buns had already been eaten, and the two of them wanted to go to the city to buy two to eat, but they met a beggar waiting there just after entering the city.
The beggar grabbed them both and said anxiously, "Why did you two come here?"
It's a bit late today, the fool smiled and said: "I played on the road for a while."
The beggar pushed the two of them forward from behind and said, "The elder has been waiting for a long time, let's go quickly."
The three rushed to a ruined temple in the north of the city. The beggar greeted them all the way and dragged them inside.The fool and the second fool looked at it and felt that this temple was bigger than theirs, but they felt crowded when they walked.
There are beggars everywhere on the ground, some are awake and humming, some are sleeping and snoring.
The second idiot frowned, pursed his lips and said nothing.
When the three people passed through two thresholds and entered the innermost part, there were fewer people.The beggar led the two of them to the person lying in the middle of the temple, and coughed lightly.
The second idiot was silent, and said for a while: "It's okay, let's change another place."
But changing places didn't work, so the two of them walked to the south of the city the next day.But there are too few booths that can act, and there are so many tricks for acting, the two of them performed for a whole morning, and they only got a few copper coins.
On the third day, it was less than ten copper coins. People would stop and look at it for a while, but they would not pay more.
The play of the two of them is actually tasteless, and at the beginning people thought it was rare for fools to act, so they watched it a lot, but now that they have seen enough, no one will watch it.
The beggar had a headache because of this, but the two of them laughed happily, as if it was not a big deal.After all, ten copper plates are equivalent to ten pancakes, which means that there is food to eat, so it is not a big deal.
This situation lasted until after summer and autumn, when their performances were no longer watched or rewarded.
The second fool touched the few copper coins left in his pocket and began to worry. The autumn wind blew slowly, and blew on people through the dilapidated temple gate.
The idiot was still sleeping comfortably on the ground, the second idiot thought about it, shook him up from his sleep, and took him to find a beggar.
In the middle of the afternoon, the beggar lay lazily in the sun and fell asleep.The second fool walked up to him and shook him awake.
The beggar sat up sleepily, saw the two of them, and wondered, "Why are you here?"
The two idiots and idiots squatted in front of him, took out the money bag from their arms, and said, "Beggar, we haven't earned any money for a long time."
The beggar poured the money into his hand and counted it. There were seven coins in total, and it would take seven days for two people to share a piece of bread.He said: You don't act anymore? "
The idiot said: "They didn't let us act and drove us away."
Acting without rewards, in their eyes, it is called occupying the latrine and not shitting, so the two fools were driven away.Stillwater City is only such a big place, and there are only so many people coming and going, so those who have seen it have already seen enough.
The beggar was also a little worried now, he stared at the money in his hand, then stared at the second idiot who was squatting with the idiot, sluggish, and suddenly said: "Second idiot, why don't you and idiot join our gang of beggars. "
"Our beggar gang in the north of the city is expanding its gang recently. The boss in the south of the city is short of people. Do you want to join?"
He only asked the second idiot, in his opinion, the idiot is easy to say no matter what, but these two idiots should have been rich and noble young masters before, maybe even though he doesn't remember, the arrogance is still there.
Sure enough, as he expected, after he finished speaking, the second idiot squatted on the ground and became silent.Holding a stone in his hand, he unconsciously wrote "two" on the ground.
When the beggar saw this, he could only persuade him: "You two idiots, seeing that winter is coming, how did you two survive in that ruined temple? We have a large number of beggars, and no matter how cold it is in winter, we will huddle together to keep warm It's over."
The second idiot still didn't speak, and the idiot squatted aside and watched them talking in a daze, his eyes were full of ignorance.The beggar looked at him, rolled his eyes, and said, "You have the heart to let the idiot suffer the cold with you?"
The fingers of the second idiot froze, and the beggar saw that he was right, so he continued to ask the idiot, saying: "Idiot, you don't expect to be frozen."
But the idiot said: "I listen to the second idiot."
The two had been together day and night for more than three months, and the idiot subconsciously regarded the second idiot as the eldest brother in his heart. Hearing the beggar's question, he immediately said that he only listened to the second idiot, which made the beggar choke.
The beggar had selfish intentions in his heart, he was afraid that one day the Er Fool's family would find him, and the two of them would leave unknowingly, leaving only himself.Let them join the gang of beggars and stay by your side, and you will know when someone finds them.
The small abacus in his heart was crackling, and his eyes were fixed on the reaction of the second idiot.
The second fool squatted on the ground and remained silent for a while, then raised his head a little lost and said, "Okay then..."
The beggar was relieved and said: "Then you go back today, I will talk to the elders of our beggar sect later, and I will introduce you to each other tomorrow."
The two fools nodded, and they walked away from him to the ruined temple.
The green leaves turned yellow in the afterglow of the setting sun, the idiot looked at the leaves, and then at the second idiot.Seeing that the latter kept his head down and said nothing all the way, he grabbed the former and scratched his nose.
The second idiot wrinkled his nose and dodged it, and the idiot chased after him. After going back and forth, the second idiot's unhappiness was left behind.
The two of them had fun, and went back to the temple to take out the steamed buns and eat them.After gnawing, the second idiot touched his heart, feeling the uncomfortable energy coming up again.
He said to the idiot: "Idiot, I think I feel very uncomfortable here."
The fool was holding a haystack not far away, when he heard what he said, he crawled to his side, leaned over his head and said, "Why do you feel uncomfortable, I haven't hit you recently."
The second idiot held the idiot's hand and pressed it to his heart, saying: "It's right here, feeling stuffy."
The fool felt it silently for a while, only feeling the thumping beating.He touched himself with one hand again, and said, "It's the same here."
But Er Fool's expression was really bad, and he looked a little bit like when he came back in the afternoon.The fool was a little anxious, so he leaned over to untie his clothes.
"I'll see if I'm hurt."
He unbuttoned Er Fool's clothes, exposing his bouncing chest, leaned his eyes to look at it, put his ears on it to listen, and finally licked it with his tongue, straightened up and said, "Is it better?"
He used all his nirvana.
The second idiot originally drooped his eyebrows and was unhappy, but now he straightened up and stared blankly, as if he was stimulated by something.
The fool's hand waved in front of his eyes, and he grabbed it.
"Fool, how about...you lick again..."
The idiot cheered up and said, "Isn't it much better?"
"Um……"
The idiot believed his words, leaned his head in and licked it lightly again. After licking, he still wanted to get up and retreat as usual, but just after leaving for a while, he felt someone pressing on the back of his head.The idiot fell forward unexpectedly, and was pressed on his chest with his hand, his mouth was touched heavily on his chest, and his nose felt sour.
The idiot thumped a few times, but the man didn't hold it down for long, and let it go after a moment.The idiot covered his nose with tears in his eyes, and said aggrievedly, "What are you doing?"
Those eyes were big and bright, and at this moment a puddle of "clear water" was contained in them, adding a bit of a delicate and pitiful look.The second fool thought for a few times, subconsciously swallowed his saliva, and then began to apologize: "I'm sorry..."
The idiot waited for the sour feeling to subside, then let go of his hand again, leaned forward a few more times, and asked, "Then are you alright?"
The second idiot almost didn't dare to look into his eyes for some reason, so he could only look away and said, "Okay."
The idiot was very happy with his ability, and just as he was about to sit down cross-legged, he was grabbed by the second idiot.The second fool's expression was twisted, as if he had something difficult to say, but the fool only heard him say: "Fool...can I see your tongue..."
The second idiot has a strange thing, that is, sometimes he always speaks with a drawn-out tone, just like now, as if he has encountered something strange.The idiot didn't understand, but the second idiot asked him to watch his tongue if he wanted to.
He stuck out his tongue and said vaguely, "Look."
The second idiot stared at his tongue, then turned his head away, looked again after a while, repeated several times, the idiot's tongue was tired and flustered.He bent down slightly, and just as he was about to stretch out his tongue, he saw Er Fool's fingertips stretching towards him, gently pinching the pink on the tip of his tongue.
The pink was so slippery, it slipped away from his fingertips before he touched it lightly, leaving only a little wetness on the fingertips.
The second idiot withdrew his hand and didn't dare to move again, he only felt that his mouth was dry now.He struggled to swallow a mouthful of saliva, and said falteringly, "I...I'm fine...go to sleep..."
After speaking, he fell to the side and closed his eyes, as if he had fallen asleep.
The idiot was startled, and jumped to his side a few times, calling his name softly, but got the second idiot's deliberate grunt.
The idiot couldn't tell whether it was deliberate or not, he just thought he was really asleep.He dragged the straw quilt from the side, covered Er Fool's body, and muttered: "Sleeping so fast..."
After covering it, he also lay down from the side, and moved beside Er Fool, breathing evenly after a while.
The second idiot waited for the others to fall asleep before slowly opening his eyes, and saw the idiot lying facing him, with scattered hair winding around the left side of his face from behind the ear, and hanging down by the corner of his mouth.
The second fool stared at the corner of his mouth, and slowly stretched out his hand towards him.The corners of the mouth were lightly closed, and the gap between the lips could be opened without any effort, and fingers could be inserted into it, touching the soft pink again.
The second idiot involuntarily moved his hand closer, and when he really got close, he retracted abruptly before he touched it.Holding his hands in front of his chest, he gasped inexplicably.
It's not right, it's not right, he told himself, but he couldn't tell what was wrong.
He pressed his retracted hand under his body, not daring to look at the fool.But he didn't know that the fool was sleeping in the cold, and he slowly moved towards him, with one hand resting on his chest unconsciously.
The second idiot was stiff all over, gently took the idiot's hand away, and lay down on the idiot's side straightly, and slept like that all night.
When the two of them woke up, it was already dawn, and the white fog was blowing in with dewy moisture.The fool hugged his arm and shuddered.
The two of them didn't forget what the beggar told them, and they got up and rushed to the city after resting on the ground for a while.The stored buns had already been eaten, and the two of them wanted to go to the city to buy two to eat, but they met a beggar waiting there just after entering the city.
The beggar grabbed them both and said anxiously, "Why did you two come here?"
It's a bit late today, the fool smiled and said: "I played on the road for a while."
The beggar pushed the two of them forward from behind and said, "The elder has been waiting for a long time, let's go quickly."
The three rushed to a ruined temple in the north of the city. The beggar greeted them all the way and dragged them inside.The fool and the second fool looked at it and felt that this temple was bigger than theirs, but they felt crowded when they walked.
There are beggars everywhere on the ground, some are awake and humming, some are sleeping and snoring.
The second idiot frowned, pursed his lips and said nothing.
When the three people passed through two thresholds and entered the innermost part, there were fewer people.The beggar led the two of them to the person lying in the middle of the temple, and coughed lightly.
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