two fools

No one saw the change in expression, the idiot happily ran over, and was about to pull his arm, but he dodged it all at once.

Li Ergou had a faint panic on his face, looked at him and asked in a low voice, "Why are you here?"

The idiot didn't notice the difference, he just smiled happily, pulled the second idiot who was walking slowly, and introduced: "This is the second idiot, the younger brother I just met."

One after another, villagers came from behind and laughed when they heard this.Li Ergou also forced a smile, and when there was no one around, he lowered his voice and said, "You didn't tell that, did you?"

The fool looked at him incomprehensibly, so he had no choice but to lower his voice and say, "Ass."

The idiot understood now, and quickly shook his head and said, "I am the one who keeps promises the most, idiot."

Only then did Li Ergou relax. Seeing that he was still standing here, he felt guilty and waved him away: "Leave quickly after dinner."

He waved his hands like a fly, and then went back to the house without looking back.

The idiot was ignorant, but the second idiot turned his head and took a look.

On the way back, it was getting dark, and the second idiot complained that his legs hurt halfway, so the two of them sat on the side of the road to rest.

The second idiot grabbed a grass and held it in his mouth like a idiot.

"Fool, how did you meet Ergou?"

The fool shook his head: "Forgot."

The second idiot let out an oh, and asked after a while: "Think about it."

The fool scratched his head, wondering: "How can I think of this? It's been a long time ago. I picked up a bag of money on the side of the road and waited for someone on the spot. Ergou came. I took the money I gave him the bag, and he said he wanted to thank me and brought me dried sweet potatoes."

"There are so many things, I have long forgotten."

The second idiot stared at the idiot for a while, and silently made a comparison in his heart.

"There seems to be a difference between a fool's stupidity and his own stupidity."

He thought about it in his heart, and said flatteringly: "Fool, you are really a good person."

The fool was praised cheerfully and said: "Of course, I never steal anything, unlike you would be beaten like that."

The second fool scratched his head and explained to himself: "I was too hungry."

The idiot snorted from his nose, expressing his shame for this behavior.

"That idiot, how did you get to eat?"

Speaking of this, the fool is very proud.

"I eat with my body?"

"Practice yourself?"

"Yeah!" The idiot nodded, "Brother Ergou said this, but he also told me not to tell others."

"Can't I too? I'm not someone else."

The second fool approached him: "I am your younger brother, a relative."

The idiot felt that what the second idiot said was very reasonable, he pursed his lips, and finally looked around to make sure that there was no one else.He leaned close to Erfool's ear and whispered, "Every time I touch Li Ergou's butt, I get a bun."

He was close, and his voice was low and timid. The second idiot dodged slightly, and the idiot also backed away after speaking, leaving only a little itching in his ears.

The second idiot rubbed his ears and said in surprise, "It's so simple?"

The fool said: "It's not very simple, it takes several strokes every time."

The second idiot thought for a while, then asked again: "Do you only touch the buttocks, do you also give the mommy if you touch other places?"

The fool said: "Anyway, I only touch the buttocks."

"That's it." The second idiot felt a little regretful, "Then what are you doing?"

He had a lot of questions, but the fool was not impatient, and he said whatever he asked.

"I'll just stand."

He thought for a while and added some details, and said: "Li Ergou's movements will be a little more, he touched me with one hand and himself with the other."

He lifted half of his buttocks, and put his hands on his own buttocks to demonstrate.

The second idiot looked at it, and then asked, "He also touched his own butt?"

The fool shook his head and said, "No, he touched here."

He put one hand on his hip, mocking himself.Then he naturally imitated the second idiot as Li Ergou. He put his hand in the second position of the second idiot, imitating Li Ergou's appearance through the fabric, and kneaded it a few times.

"He just squeezed like this, and then he made a sound."

After demonstrating everything, he let go of his hands and was lost in thought again with the grass in his mouth.The second idiot Tuliu froze on the spot, blinking his eyes slowly and slowly.

There was a hint of weirdness in the touched place, and the second idiot vaguely felt that this was wrong, but before he could think about it, the thoughts that had just popped up in his head dissipated completely.

When the fool had had enough rest, he patted him and told him to get up and go back.The second fool didn't think too much, and walked with a limp.When it was almost dark, the two walked back to the temple.

The fool was tired, so he lifted the broken grass and lay down.The second idiot arrived here for the first time and didn't know where to sleep. Now he waited for a while and didn't see the idiot talking, so he decided on his own, and he also opened the haystack and lay down in it.

The bright moonlight shone in through the open door and swayed on the broken grass.The second idiot watched quietly for a while, then bowed in front of the idiot.

"Fool, if it's winter, what should we do?"

"What winter?"

"It's very cold, so cold that the water will freeze into ice cubes."

The fool said indifferently: "Let's live like this."

Whether the water freezes into ice or not has nothing to do with him.

"But it will be very cold, right? Fool, how did you spend the winter before?"

"Can not remember."

"I don't remember again, idiot, why is your memory so bad?"

The fool said unconvinced: "Then how did you spend the winter before?"

Now the second idiot was speechless, he hesitated for a while, and finally he could only say: "I don't remember either."

The fool laughed a few times happily: "Look, look, you're still talking about me."

The second fool laughed a few times in embarrassment. He tried his best to think about it, but he really couldn't remember the information about the previous winter.But he vaguely felt that he knew what winter was like.

Although he is stupid, his body instinctively has a sense of crisis.He pushed the idiot and said, "Idiot, is there any other way for us to earn money or money."

"I don't know." The fool turned his back to him.

The second idiot refused to give up, leaned forward on his back a few times, and continued: "Let's go out and have a look tomorrow."

The fool just wanted to sleep now, so he nodded upon hearing this.Satisfied, the second idiot wanted to step back, but felt that the idiot's back was quite warm, so he leaned against him and gradually fell asleep.

He slept comfortably, but the poor fool was woken up again in the middle of the night.He didn't know when his head was resting on the idiot's chest again, and the idiot was so pressed that he couldn't breathe.

Now that the fool knew who the culprit was, he immediately pushed his head aside.The second idiot slept soundly. After being pushed away, he only opened his eyes for a while, and continued to sleep again when he saw that nothing was going on.

For several days, the fool was woken up every night.Finally one day he couldn't bear it anymore, and said to the second idiot, "You, go sleep in that pile of grass today."

The second fool shook his head: "Sleep warm with you."

The fool said angrily: "I don't want to sleep with you, you always hold me down!"

The second idiot knew he was wrong, but he really didn't want to sleep by himself, so he said, "I won't pressure you from now on, can you sleep on me?"

The fool felt that this was okay, so he nodded in agreement.But at night, after the fool fell asleep with his pillow on his chest, the two of them reversed their positions again at some point.

The idiot was resolute this time, no matter what he said, the second idiot was not allowed to get close to him, and the second idiot had no choice but to sleep by himself.

The fool just met Ergou yesterday, got five pieces of potatoes and three steamed buns, he was very happy.He put the steamed buns and potatoes under the haystack and covered them, thinking about eating them when he was hungry.

The second fool squatted beside him, still not forgetting his sense of crisis.

"Fool, why don't we go out today and see if there is any work that can earn more money."

"No, people outside don't accept fools."

"Why?"

"How do I know."

The second idiot was a little discouraged, now that his injuries were almost healed, seeing that the dry food was earned by idiots, he felt a little embarrassed.

The fool didn't hold him back, so he said he would take him to have a look.The fool's ruined temple was not far from the city, and the two entered the city after walking for less than half an hour.

The second idiot was beaten here last time, and he would probably have died if he hadn't picked him up.

He walked inside a little scared, but found that no one knew him.On the contrary, it was the fool next to him who was recognized several times.It's just that every time he got close to those vendors, they would wave their hands like Li Ergou, and shouted like chasing flies: "Why are you again? Get out, get out."

The second idiot was a little sad to follow behind and didn't know what was going on, but the idiot was never sad.He still walked with ease and joy, humming a song he didn't know where he heard it, broken and out of tune.

The two walked around the city, and it was just like the fool said, no one wanted him.

The two of them found a shade and sat down dejectedly. As soon as they sat down, they heard a laugh from the side.It was a beggar in rags, a three-cornered hat, and an empty bowl in his hand.

Tell the two of them to look over and laugh mercilessly: "If you are a fool, who would find a fool to work for you?"

The two became even more decadent after hearing this, the beggar laughed a few times when he saw it, looked at the copper coins in the bowl, took one casually, and shouted at them, "Fools."

The two looked at him together, and the beggar threw the money at the second fool and said, "I'm in a good mood today, I'll reward you."

The second fool picked it up and put it in the palm of his hand. The two of them looked at it together, feeling the joy of being rich for the first time, even though it was given by others.

"How do you earn this money?" the second idiot asked.

The beggar pointed to himself: "Me? I am a beggar, how can I get here."

After pointing to himself, he pointed to the beggar on the side of the road, and said: That's how it came. "

The beggar on the side of the road was lying on the ground, chanting words incessantly.Occasionally, passers-by would throw a coin or two when they saw this.