Strange Tales: The Yin-Yang Celestial Master

When Qi Buyang came back from Diting, he was stopped by the hurrying female Hades before he reached the city of death in vain.

"This is your salary for this week." Female Hades handed him the money, "Is the count right?"

Qi Buyang shook his head, took the money, and said "thank you" softly.

Look, this is the right attitude!It's not like some people seem to have never seen money!The female Hades thought gratifiedly.Seeing that Qi Buyang was about to leave, he quickly stopped him, "Wait!"

The little celestial master stopped and looked at her.

"That's right, do you want to stay and work in the underworld?"

Qi Buyang was a little surprised, "Can I do it too?"

"Of course!" the female Hades said immediately.Although Qi Buyang didn't do any big things this week, he was very serious and never missed work. Meng Po spoke very well of him, and he behaved well, he was obedient, and he had some mana. The purity of his spiritual body was very high. It is completely in line with the image of the perfect official of the underworld in the eyes of Yan Wang.But after all, she was still afraid of Luo Lang, she glanced around calmly, made sure that the psychopath was really not there, and then said to the little celestial master: "If you are willing to stay, I can increase your salary and focus on training you. One day of paid vacation at the annual meeting... Cough, despite the busyness of the underworld, in fact, we often organize outings with public funds, and the working environment is very good! And if you have worked for 500 years, if you perform well, you can go to the heaven. Xianji. How's it going, isn't it good?"

"But Mr. Luo..." Qi Buyang hesitated. In fact, he had thought about it shortly after he came here. He couldn't go to reincarnation. It's not an option to drag Mr. Luo down. It's okay to be a little ghost.But in his heart, he still wanted to be with Luo Lang the most.

"Why do you always think about that god, Mr. Luo? He is different from you." The female Hades waved her hand in distaste, "That person has the body of a god and demon, and going to the human world is just for fun, let alone Maybe if you stay in the underworld for a long time, you always have to go back."

"He is different from me..." Qi Buyang repeated this sentence silently, knowing that what the female Hades said was right, but felt a little sad in his heart.

"Come, come, let me show you the terms of work in the underworld." The female King of Hades didn't hesitate at all, and greeted him to go to the Palace of Hades as she spoke. , We must hurry up and finish it before the neurosis returns.

When Qi Buyang came out of the Hades Hall, he looked back at the plaque hanging high in front of the hall, and sighed, this will be his home in the future, right?Even though I thought so, my heart was empty, and I couldn't feel happy at all.I imagined that I would be like Granny Meng, watching people come and go in this place every day, experiencing all kinds of pain and happiness, and he could only be a bystander, spending many, many years alone until his soul dissipated.

Is this the end of oneself?Is this what you want?He's not sure.

Suddenly, a figure appeared in his bewildered vision. Although he was far away, he recognized that person at a glance——

It's Mr. Luo!He is back!

The little celestial master's eyes lit up all of a sudden, and as Luo Lang approached, his lifeless heart seemed to come back to life, thumping, and a bright smile couldn't help but appear on his face... Wait, Luo Lang What's that on Mr.'s shoulder?He was a little puzzled, stopped at the spot and stretched his neck to see clearly.

At this time, Luo Lang on the opposite side also saw him, and suddenly accelerated his speed, rushing towards him almost instantly, and as soon as he stood still, he handed over the whole grass handle full of candied haws on his shoulders as if offering a treasure. Come up to him, "Here you are."

Qi Buyang: o(╯□╰)o What does this mean?

Luo Lang was a little surprised to see that he didn't respond.He came up with this trick only after carefully observing the courtship behavior of human beings, and he wisely drew inferences from one instance to the other, integrated it, and replaced the ice cream with Qi Buyang's favorite candied haws, and brought him back a whole shelf.So much is not cheap, but luckily he brought the salary he just paid, and left a lot of money for the candied haws vendor with his heart.According to his estimate, when he saw this little celestial master, he should love himself to death. Now that he is like this, is he happy and silly?

So he pushed the handle of candied haws into Qi Buyang's arms, and urged, "Don't you like this the most? I bought it for you."

"..." Qi Buyang took it with great vigor, the pole was too heavy, and he almost lost his balance.

Now Luo Lang was satisfied, nodded and asked him: "How is it? Are you in love with me now?"

"..." The little celestial master couldn't laugh or cry, but his heart had long since melted into shape, and his whole body was warm, as if he could float up.Even if you don't buy this for me, I will... He whispered to Luo Lang in his heart, and almost said it.

But I immediately thought of what Hades said, Luo Lang has the body of a god and demon, and he is just an ordinary human wandering soul. Even if he can obtain a body, he is still a human being. Time is endless, they are different after all.

"Mr. Luo, thank you." Qi Buyang said softly, "I'm very happy." He lowered his head halfway, not daring to meet Luo Lang's eyes, "I will work hard in the underworld in the future, don't worry."

Luo Lang frowned, "What do you mean?"

Qi Buyang pursed his lips and did not speak.

"Answer me!" Luo Lang's voice was low, and there was an air of undeniable rejection in his words.

"... Lord Yan Wang invited me to stay in the underworld to work... I agreed." Qi Buyang's hands and feet were cold, and he said in a low voice: "I don't have to drag you down from now on..."

"Look up." Even though he said that, before Qi Buyang could react, Luo Lang leaned over by himself, pinched the little celestial master's chin and forced him to raise his face to look at him. He was so close that Qi Buyang could almost only see his face. Dark, red eyes.

"Who agrees for you to stay?" Luo Lang asked word by word, vetoing Qi Buyang's self-assessed decision without letting Qi Buyang answer: "I won't agree."

"But..." Qi Buyang was about to say something, but Luo Lang couldn't help but dragged him to find King Yama.

In the Palace of Hades, the female Hades packed her things and was just about to get off work. Before she could go out, she bumped into Luo Lang who was aggressive and had a bad expression.

She was in a bad mood, laughed dryly, and said hello: "What a coincidence, Mr. Luo, I'm getting off work, we'll talk about it tomorrow." After speaking, she was ready to run away.

"Stop." Luo Lang said calmly, and calmly cast a body-holding spell on her.

The female Hades was helplessly nailed to the spot, crying secretly in her heart.

"Your Majesty Yan Wang is very capable!" Luo Lang walked over slowly, "During my absence, you will seduce my people to work under your command."

"...Mr. Luo, we don't usually use the word 'seduce' in this way..." Qi Buyang couldn't help but argue.

Luo Lang glared at him, and the little celestial master obediently shut up.

"Look, you want such a stupid person to stay and work?"

Qi Buyang: "..."

"Even if you want to." Luo Lang told the female Hades with a sullen face, "I won't allow it either."

The female Yama swallowed her saliva and shrugged fearlessly, "It's too late." She pointed to the documents on the table, "We have already signed the contract."

Luo Lang lifted his chin to look at her, walked over to find Qi Buyang's "Deed of Sale", and tore it to shreds.

"You!" Female Hades didn't have time to stop, "Do you want to break the contract?! It's a contract with the effect of the soul, if you say you don't do it, don't do it? You will have to pay liquidated damages!"

"Here you are." Without further ado, Luo Lang took out a wad of money and threw it on the table, looking like "I have plenty of money".

The female King of Hades was about to die of anger, "That's the salary I just paid you! How much is it?! Yes! More! Less!" When she looked carefully, she became even more furious, "And it's one-third less! Are you kidding me?!"

"I'll take it for you, don't be polite." Luo Lang said with an air that the female Hades couldn't understand, left a word, and walked out with the little celestial master in his arms.

"Wait a minute!" the female Hades called him, "Don't you want to know how to fix his body?"

Luo Lang paused, "I can ask others."

"Okay, okay!" the female Hades gave up, and said helplessly, "I'll tell you! Let me tell you!"

Master Luo was finally willing to turn his face to look at her.

The female Hades pointed at her feet and rolled her eyes, "Untie it for me first."

Luo Lang curled his lips and released the hold.

The female King of Hades stretched her ankle and said, "You know the famous town tower orb in the God Realm, right?" After speaking, she replied angrily, "What am I talking about! Of course you know! You stole it once. gone."

The little celestial master secretly took a look at Master Luo, and was caught straight.

"What are you looking at?" Luo Lang raised his eyebrows and said seriously, "That's not stealing, it's out of necessity."

Who would believe it!The female Yama roared in her heart.But the little celestial master nodded when he heard it, as if he really accepted this statement.

Female Hades: ...

"What happened to that light bulb?" Luo Lang asked.When he left the God Realm back then, he also took away a lot of good things, including the soul-suppressing jade that he gave to Qi Buyang. As for the orb, he just took it by hand, and it caused the God Realm to be blacked out for more than a month. Later, the God Realm sent people to pursue it persistently, and returned the beads to them.Anyway, apart from lighting, he didn't see anything special about that light bulb.

The female Hades said mysteriously: "It is said that it has the effect of living the dead, flesh and bones..."

Luo Lang sneered, disapproving.

She faked a cough in embarrassment, "Of course, this statement is a bit exaggerated. But that orb was indeed conceived by the purest aura in the Three Realms, and it itself is the embodiment of vitality. If there is anything in the Three Realms that can help As far as you are concerned, it is probably the only one.

"You asked me to look for a bead in the Three Realms?" Luo Lang raised his eyebrows and reminded, "It was stolen not long ago."

"I know." The female Yama's expression became a little unnatural, "If... I mean, if, when you found the orb, you happened to meet my brother near it, please bring him back together."

"Just happened to meet?" Luo Lang didn't believe it at all, "Why did a king of Hades deliberately run to the vicinity of the orb to be touched by me?"

"..." Seeing that she couldn't hide it, the female Hades sighed, and said frankly: "Actually, as soon as I heard the news that the orb was stolen, I suspected that my brother did it. Sure enough, I couldn't find him after that. I've kept this news from him for a while, but it won't be long... Hey! What kind of look is that? Don't think I just wanted you to find him Said that the orb is useful!" The female Yan Wang said angrily: "The news about the orb is true! Otherwise, my brother would not have made a plan for it! He also did it to revive that person..."

"Being able to break into the barrier created by Brahma without being discovered by the wandering gods, Yama is not that capable." Luo Lang was not interested in the private life of Yan Wang's brother, so he interrupted the female Yama's words neatly.

The female King of Hades nodded and admitted, "I also know that he can't do it alone, but he has been planning for a long time, and he must have found some other way." Relationship, you trust me! This is a woman's intuition."

"..." Who should believe you.

The female Hades opened her sincere eyes, "If you are going to find the orb, his spirit body may not be able to withstand the air pressure that crosses the boundary." She pointed to Qi Buyang, and shortly took out an old hug from behind the table. Xiong said enthusiastically, "I'll give this to you. Although it's not a good thing, staying in the underworld for a while is good for the soul. At least you can stay here for a while."

"..."

Luo Lang had completely lost interest in talking to her, he carried the old teddy bear in one hand, and led the little celestial master out of the Palace of Hades with the other.

Qi Buyang was still struggling to carry the handle of the candied haws, panting and asked: "Mr. Luo, what should we do about this?"

Luo Lang pinched his face tenderly, "Hey, eat them all, I spent a lot of money to buy them."

"..." What should Mr. Luo do if he suddenly becomes stingy?Qi Buyang wept silently in his heart.

In the end, he distributed all these candied haws to his friends in the underworld, and they were warmly welcomed by everyone, especially Bai Wuchang, who was fond of human delicacies, almost took away half of them.

After all these matters were dealt with, Qi Buyang asked Luo Lang in a daze, "If we don't stay in the underworld, where should we go next?"

Luo Lang handed him his hand, "Do you want to see the place where I lived before I came to the world?"

"Think!" The little celestial master smiled, and replied crisply, reaching out to hold Luo Lang's hand.This is what he wants.