[Cun Grass] My wife has a big brain

1.

After Jun Fengtian prevented his grandfather from lynching Yun Wanggui, the villagers all expressed their uneasiness. What if Liu Yungui really loses his conscience and runs away with other women in the city's flamboyant world.

Fu Siyun proposed a solution: "Let Yun Guier and Erya go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get a certificate, immediately."

So Yun Wanggui once again experienced the feeling of being forced into marriage.

...And why is the Civil Affairs Bureau in Renyu Mingsheng, and why is the staff member Shen Hengzhi?Has the control range of Cong Yao's dream expanded to this point?

Shen Hengzhi looked at a group of people leading Yun Wanggui and Liu Erya into the main hall, showing a puzzled expression: "What are you doing?"

"What else can I do, get married."

"...you? Such a large group of people? Marrying together? The number of men and women is not the same???"

Jun Fengtian pushed Yun Wanggui and Liu Erya forward: "It's the two of them."

"Such a grown-up couple get married and ask their parents to accompany them to get the certificate?" Shen Hengzhi glanced at Yun Wanggui with contempt: "Okay, ID card and household registration book."

Liu Erya handed over the certificate, and Shen Hengzhi stared at the description of the relationship between "Liu Yungui" and "Liu Erya" on the household registration book, with question marks all over his head, and then his expression gradually became serious: "Wait a minute."

Shen Hengzhi entered the depths of the "Civil Affairs Bureau", and soon brought a thought of respecting the sky.

"This is our chief, he has something to ask you."

"Director of Civil Affairs" Jing Tianhuai stared at Yun Wanggui and Liu Erya seriously: "The household registration book shows that the two of you should be siblings. Do you understand the Marriage Law? How can close relatives get married?"

Shu Daoqi hurried to the front: "Director, leader, this is the case. Erya was adopted by Yun Guier's parents since she was a child. She is an adopted daughter. They are not related by blood and can get married! I am the village chief, and I can prove that !"

Yun Wanggui: "..."

... I hope that after waking up from the dream, Shu Daoqi, whose eyes are smaller than the tip of a needle, won't hold grudges against the master.

2.

Yun Wanggui never expected that this dream lasted so long.

And looking at this trend, it seems to be developing into a series.

After Liu Yungui and Liu Erya got married, they were sent back to school by the villagers.

Roommates Yulijing and Mo Qingchi asked Yun Wanggui what happened with concern, and Yun Wanggui replied with a half-hearted smile: "It's nothing, the villagers asked me to go back and get married."

"It's not a forced marriage, is it?"

Mo Qingchi recalled the scene that day when a group of villagers smashed the door and took people away, and couldn't help but wonder.

... As expected of you, the Holy Master, you still see through everything wittyly in a dream! ! !

"How is it possible? In what age, you are still forced to marry."

"Liu Yungui" made a haha ​​and took it all away.

So I resumed my reading routine.

After graduating, Liu Yungui went back to his hometown to take Erya to the city. As soon as he got home, he heard the loudspeaker in the village shouting: "All the old and young men in the village, a new batch of poverty alleviation cadres in our village has arrived. Come and welcome everyone!"

Yun Wanggui was pushed and shoved by the neighbors to the gate of the village committee, and saw Yu Lijing and Mo Qingchi standing out from the crowd at a glance.

"Mo Qingchi and I signed up for the rural revitalization plan, but we didn't expect to be sent to your hometown... What a coincidence."

Yu Lijing smiled like a spring breeze.

Yun Wanggui: "..."

...Well, the two of you are quite affectionate.

After welcoming the poverty alleviation cadres, "Liu Yungui" went home and had a conversation with Erya, who made it clear that she did not want to go to the city.

"I heard that the revitalization of the countryside is going to be carried out. The countryside may be better than the city in the future. I won't go."

Erya couldn't be persuaded, and "Liu Yungui" couldn't, so he had to settle down in the village first.

Yun Wanggui has somewhat grasped the structure of Yi Congyao's dream, and feels that some events may happen next, or something called "plot".

3.

When poverty alleviation cadres go to the countryside, one of the must-do projects is infrastructure.

One night, the village chief Shu Dao sent Liu Yungui to his home and said mysteriously, "Yungui, let me tell you something. Someone dug the roadbed yesterday and found a big treasure! I think it is a valuable treasure." Thing, you have studied in university and are educated, help me to see..."

While speaking, Shu Daojian took out a sword full of cold light.

Yun Wanggui: "..."

This sword looks extraordinary at first glance, but I don't know why it was dug out from the roadbed?

"...Uncle, this must be a high-quality cultural relic. Unfortunately, I can't see the way. If it is sent to the town and handed over to the country, experts should be sent to appraise it."

"Hmm..." The village head pondered for a while, then smiled and said, "That's fine, I know about it, Yun Guier, go back first."

Yun Wanggui always felt that Shu Daoqi's expression was a bit strange, and returned home incomprehensibly.

Erya was sweeping the floor in the courtyard, and when she saw him coming back, she smiled: "It's so late, what did uncle tell you to do?"

"Ah, dig out the cultural relics, let me go over and take a look."

"Cultural relics? I heard that in some places in the countryside, if one is dug up, many more will be unearthed later. Could it be that there are some ancient tombs of noble people in our village?"

"possible."

The two talked for a while, then turned off the lights and fell asleep.

In the middle of the night, Liu Erya suddenly kicked the cloud and forgot to return: "Yun Guier, Yun Guier! There are thieves!"

"what?"

Erya pulled Yun Wanggui up, and the two of them knelt behind the window and quietly opened the curtains: "Look, there is someone sneaking around outside the village chief's house, he must be a thief!"

As Liu Erya spoke, she was about to call for someone, but Yun Wanggui grabbed Erya: "Wait! Look clearly, that seems to be the village chief!"

Liu Erya took a closer look, and it turned out that the village head was walking out of the village in the dark with something wrapped in a black cloth: "The village head... what is he doing?"

Yun Wanggui had a guess in his heart.

At the same time, he suddenly felt that his body regained some self-control, and whispered: "I will follow him quietly and see what he does."

4.

Yun Wanggui and Erya followed Shudao all the way.

At this moment, he has regained control of most of his body. When passing by the village entrance, he saw Jun Fengtian, Mo Qingchi and Yulijing also hiding in the darkness.

So the following troops increased to four.

According to past experience, Yun Wanggui had a vague premonition that the dream should be coming to an end soon.

The four people's physical fitness and consciousness recovered faster and faster, and they turned light and chased Shudao to a remote mountain trail.

Shu Daoqi didn't seem to be awake, still sneaking up the stairs along the mountain scriptures, and pushed open a dilapidated door.

"Boss, are you here? I found a big treasure, and I'll exchange it with you. How much do you think it's worth?"

Behind the door, a young man's face was revealed, the young man's eyes were empty, he pulled the black cloth in Shudao's hand with one hand, pulled out the sword, and inserted it into his chest!

"Shu Dao Chi, what have you done!"

With a sharp shout, Shu Dao sent him to wake up suddenly from his dream state, see the surrounding environment clearly, and break out in cold sweat: "Master, I..."

Before the words fell, the extreme move had arrived, with the intention of taking his life, and the dredging was caught off guard, and his head was cut off immediately.

Jun Fengtian flicked his sleeve robe and slapped his palm, and the figure hidden in the thatched hut appeared.

"It's you... Ghost Qi Lord!"

"Hahaha... Jun Fengtian, we will meet again!"

The blue-clothed ghost-masked man whistled, and the apparently controlled young man disappeared with him with the Holy Sword of the Three Religions.

"I didn't expect that in the case of the Holy Sword of the Three Religions back then, the mastermind behind the scenes was actually the Ghost Qi Lord."

Jun Fengtian was meditating alone, Yun Wanggui looked up at the sky, and saw that the sky was turning white, it was time to wake up from the dream.

"Master..."

"Go back and talk."

5.

The vastness of the stars, the vastness of the universe.

In the depths of the endless void, in the majestic temple, the envoy bowed his head respectfully, and told the figure sitting alone in front of the water mirror: "The Valkyrie fell into the devil."

"Does the Emperor of Heaven know?"

"Know."

"The reason why the Valkyrie fell into the devil?"

"Hate human beings and want to destroy the world."

The goddess in front of the mirror suddenly looked back, and exaggeratedly held her cheeks and sighed: "Human beings are so interesting, why should they be destroyed?!"

... This sentence pattern is roughly equivalent to "Why do rabbits eat rabbits when they are so cute".

The envoy secretly slandered.

Oneiroi is completely different from Valkyrie. Valkyrie is one of the ancient gods and possesses the oldest and most complete divine power; Oneiroi is in charge of all spirits, dreams and even subconscious minds. Humans with huge brains are naturally loved by her.

"Forget it, the Emperor of Heaven indulged him. He has his own reasons. I can't intervene. You step back."

Mengshen turned around and continued to look at the image in the mirror, with great interest, he thought as he wished, and a bowl of steaming instant noodles appeared in his hand.

Most of the dreams of all spirits are lacklustre. In the three thousand worlds, only human beings have rich enough imagination to pass the long years of boring gods.

Especially humans who are good at creating stories...

Well, like this "Country Love Story."

Speaking of which, the human creator who died suddenly because of his fate and stayed up all night... seems to still have personal obsessions?

The goddess stretched out her hand through the water mirror and tapped Cong Yao's eyebrows lightly: "I have promised you to rewrite Yun Wanggui's fate. As a price, you have to continue to weave more interesting stories for me."

Because, I am different from the Martial God, among the gods in the heavens, I am the most humane.

The goddess showed a smug smile.

——God is merciful, God is merciful, God, eat instant noodles.