My lord auspicious? !

Handsome stared blankly at the smiling emperor sitting on the Dragon Throne.Damn it!The emperor's child must have been deliberately punishing him because he saw something unpleasant about him!

First, let him translate the nonsensical foreign language, and make it clear that he is going to be a scapegoat.Now let him compete with that super invincible beauty prince, even though Lao Tzu's face can be regarded as a little beauty, but it is really not as good as that pineapple!

At this time, Wang Desheng had brought people to meet him.

Handsome really wanted to turn around and rush forward to punch that shit emperor twice, but after he took a deep breath and realized the era and status he was in, he calmed down.

Prince Boluo turned to look at him, and seemed to smile slightly at him.

Handsome sniffled, wiped his chin, and stood up from his seat.

You can't run, you can't compare.What can be done?Go straight up!

Therefore, in the expectation of many Yan people, Yingjun upholds the fearless spirit of "breaking the pot and smashing" to enter the stage.

Standing next to Pineapple, I realized that his grandma was a dwarf again.That pineapple has a woman's face, and its height is really as tall as his grandmother's. It is also 1.9 meters by visual inspection. In terms of momentum, Zhen Xiaozhu is a section shorter than a person.

"You can choose what you are good at to compare with me, and you can do anything." Prince Boluo said with a confident smile, making it clear that he is not as handsome as him in terms of appearance.

Yingjun originally wanted to say "broken the pot, broken" casually, but anyway, the emperor asked him to compete without saying that he must win the competition.Just pretend to go through the motions.

He didn't say "casually" before he heard the emperor say sullenly: "Lang beauty! Don't disgrace me, Dayan..."

Damn skinny!Handsome was held back in one breath, "casually" was incompetent.

than what?I really don't know anything elegant!Poems, but I can recite a few poems, they are some old-fashioned ones, like "Hoe Wo" and "Goose", Huang Lanhuai, no matter how thick-skinned your grandma is, if you dare to let me recite these embarrassing things, Lao Tzu Just drop the pick and stop playing with me.

Sing! ?No need, this pineapple speaks so well, it shouldn't be bad in singing, it's not comparable.

What else?Plagiarized story?That's right, this is what I do best, but telling stories in front of so many people, I'm afraid it won't work until the year of the monkey.

The eyeballs turned quickly!I have to think of a quick and easy match that is beneficial to me.what?what?The light bulb on the top of the forehead, which had not been turned on for a long time, made a "ding" sound.

alright!It's better than that!

Everyone, regardless of gender, is easy to learn and immediately decides whether to win or lose - guessing fist!

Rock paper scissors!Pineapple beauty, let's play three rounds!

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