The Reform and Opening of the Magic World [Comprehensive British and American]

When Harry and his junior sister took Draco back to the town where Thor's family was located, they could see puffs of green smoke floating up from the intersection from a distance, and at the same time, the smell of barbecue into the nasal cavity.

Although he likes to eat barbecue, Harry is also a little strange. Before leaving, his wife clearly said that in order to welcome British guests from afar, he decided to cook a hearty meal by himself. What about barbecue?Now, even the seasoning he bought can no longer be used.But there is a saying that it is up to the guest, whatever food the host prepares, he just needs to enjoy it gratefully.

As Harry guessed, Thor's family did temporarily replace the big meal with barbecue. When Harry, his junior sister, and a curious Draco walked into the room, they found Jane sitting on the sofa. Touching his belly lovingly, Thor was preparing the ingredients for the barbecue. As for Loki, he was behind the little prince and princess running around with his second elder brother on his back, lest the two children who were very curious, Do something dangerous again.

Seeing the three of them enter the room, Jane rubbed her stomach and said a little embarrassedly: "I'm so sorry, I originally planned to cook for our children myself, but some accidents happened, so I can only ask Thor to prepare the food .” And the only thing Thor can do is barbecue.After all, the eldest prince of Asgard is so precious, and there is no guarantee that someone will be there at all times on the ever-changing battlefield, so Thor and Loki have been trained in survival in the wild.

"Is it because of physical discomfort?" The junior sister asked with concern. It is true that Jane's health is not very good during this period, and she often feels nauseated and tired.

Speaking of this topic, Jane blushed, and said a little embarrassedly: "No, I'm pregnant again." Originally, she thought that she had just given birth, so she shouldn't have been recruited so early.Maybe I miscalculated the safe period before, or the Durex contraceptive/pregnancy/condoms I bought had quality problems.

"It seems that I deserve to have many children." Thor looked happy. A few years ago, when a fortune-teller commented that he had conquered six relatives, he was so desperate. At that time, he never thought about it. One day in the future, not only will he be able to get married, but he will have both children and his younger brother will be by his side.Although he missed his father and queen mother for a long time, he knew that people should be content, and he couldn't be so greedy.

Speaking of which, he should be grateful to Jane for her hard life to give him such a happy life.At the same time, he would also like to thank the Chinese fortune-teller who could marry him because he figured out that his life is simple. Although it took him all his savings from part-time jobs to help him get rid of his fate, it was worth it. !

It's a pity that Loki doesn't believe in fortune-telling, otherwise Thor wouldn't mind taking out his and Jane's savings to help his brother calculate his fortune.

Unexpectedly, Jane, who had just given birth, would be pregnant so soon. Harry and the younger junior sister were stunned for a few seconds, but Draco, who met Jane for the first time, made a gentlemanly salute and said, "Congratulations, madam. It is my honor to be here on this day, and I wonder if I can share this joy with you." After speaking, he quickly glanced at Harry and Huang Die, and made up his mind that he would never go out to live in the villa alone, no matter what Gotta stay here!

In fact, before walking out of the airport, Draco was not so insisting that he must live with Harry and Yellow Butterfly, but on their way back to Thor's house, what little Malfoy experienced turned the whole thing upside down. His three views.As soon as they stepped out of the airport, a group of robots jumped out and fought each other, and then the huge airport was directly blasted to the ground, and the color scheme of those robots looked a bit similar to the Muggle car of Squib Banner's family.

But the strange thing is that apart from him, everyone else, whether it was Harry or Huang Die, or even ordinary passers-by in the United States, all behaved very calmly, and even took out their mobile phones to take leisurely selfies against the background of the explosion.He was the only one running around screaming and covering his head like a fool!

The matter did not end there. When they came to the bustling city center, the tallest building behind them suddenly exploded, and then the building that went straight into the sky turned into a column of flames, and the capitalized Stark logo on it was even No fading even under burning.Seeing that the building was engulfed in flames, Malfoy was so frightened that he wanted to run away. If the building collapsed, they hadn't run out of the collapse area yet.

But what ruins the three views is that, except for him running away with his head in his arms, Harry and his younger junior sister are acting as usual, while the American people are still watching calmly, taking pictures with their mobile phones and tweeting, saying something on their mouths: "Look! , Stark Tower is bombed again", "Stark Tower is bombed every day", "Stark is not afraid of being bombed if he is rich", "rich people really know how to play"... These words Draco can't understand at all!

What does this mean, is it possible that Muggles have terrorist attacks every day? !

The Muggle world is so scary, it will blow up buildings every now and then!

Suddenly, I felt that Voldemort seemed a little weak, after all, he couldn't handle the map gun!

Seeing Malfoy's out-of-body appearance, Harry thought he was not acclimatized, so he persuaded him, "Brother Ma, don't worry, the American folk customs have always been so tough, it was difficult for me to adapt when I first arrived, and now I have learned to use it Take it as normal." I got used to it after frying and frying.

"Brother is right, Comrade Ma, and the terrorist incidents in the big cities are more intensive, and the small town we live in is not so much. And the house we rented seems to have something to do with American officials, who came earlier A senior official named Fu Rui is under protection now, so Thor's house is still very safe." After the little junior sister finished speaking, she seemed to suddenly remember something, and said embarrassedly: "By the way, I forgot that you are going to buy a house. Live alone..."

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Draco had a deep epiphany that pretending to be realistic would lead to retribution.

During Draco's short period of depression, the Stark Building behind him has undergone earth-shaking changes. The flames that originally enveloped the entire building slowly disappeared, revealing the scorched outer wall inside. Then the building was like a peeled banana, slowly removing the blackened outer wall from the top.And the place that was blown up before also stretched out a few mechanical arms, and quickly restored it to its original shape.

What Draco didn't know was that the staff in the Stark Building were still working calmly at this time, completely ignoring the explosion. The fire just now only made the interior as hot as a sauna. Minutes, but soon the heat will be corrected by the self-healing air conditioning system.

After what happened just now, little Malfoy, who was raised by his parents since he was a child, was severely hit. His whole body was like an eggplant beaten by frost, but the disaster did not let him go. Suddenly something happened to the airliner flying in the sky, and it fell from the sky. Draco's eyes widened, and he saw the little black dot enlarged little by little, and it was about to fall down soon.

At this moment, even Xiaolong, who was mentally prepared before and hinted that he should not be surprised when he encounters anything in the future, broke his skills every minute and screamed while covering his face.At this critical moment, a figure wearing underwear suddenly appeared, propped up the plane alive, and his eyes glowed, repaired the malfunction of the plane, and released the passenger plane into the sky again like playing with a bamboo dragonfly.

"That, is that still a Muggle?!" Draco, who saw Superman for the first time, couldn't believe it. Although he often saw some people bragging about Superman when playing games, Draco didn't care about it. He thought It's just Muggle bragging.

Draco's three views were a little bit shocked, he thought that wizards were already at the top of the food chain, so he turned his head to look at Harry and his junior sister who were also wizards.But at this moment, the two of them were completely out of shape. Harry and his junior sister clasped their hands together and placed them on their chests, their starry eyes shining and their voice full of admiration: "Uncle Lei Feng~~~!"

Do both Potter and Yellow Butterfly think this is normal? !

Is it possible that I am the only one who thinks the Muggle world is too incredible? !

Draco suddenly discovered that he is the genius of all things in the world, he is a missing puzzle piece of history, he is a treasure that civilization has missed, he is an out-of-print only seedling, he is the proud son of heaven, he is the last supper, he is light, he is electricity He's the only redneck.

Draco, who has gone through so many risks in a short journey, decided to change his past, abandon the previous bureaucratic style, unite closely around the Party Central Committee with Comrade Porter as the core, and resolutely never leave the team. Engage in special treatment!

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Lucius had no idea what his son had experienced in the United States. At this time, all the Death Eaters were invited by Voldemort to come to Malfoy Manor. However, although Voldemort issued an order, he himself was delayed. It didn't show up, which made Lucius and the traitorous Death Eaters a little uneasy.

The Death Eaters all wore uniform black robe uniforms, but this was a gathering of their own people, so they didn't wear masks to conceal their identities, but there was one Death Eater sneaking through the crowd, and the others The restless look was different. He freely picked up a tray of food and ate through a gap in his mask.Lucius knew in his heart that this person was definitely not a Death Eater. After all, this was Malfoy Manor, so he couldn't pretend he didn't see it, so he stepped forward and said, "Since they are all partners, why are they still wearing masks? Are you being too polite, sir?"

"Brother thinks this is pretty good, although this mask is as ugly as Mammy Dan's dick face, when I first saw it, I thought it was a jigsaw mask or the murderer Jason's mask. The love crystallization of the personal mask joined the V for Vendetta, and then got out of it with the masquerade in disguise, and this small pattern is very unique." The man put down the clean plate and put on the mask again.

"It's very hot now, isn't it too boring to wear a mask..." Lucius automatically ignored his incomprehensible nonsense, and reached out to take off the mask on his face unexpectedly. When he saw that face, he gasped suddenly.It turns out that there is another layer of mask under the mask, and that layer of mask is the face of Ralph Fiennes (one of Voldemort's actors)!

After the mask was taken off, the man didn't panic, and said calmly: "This is the swastika version of your McLeod, isn't it handsome, but I think Ryan Reynolds (Deadpool) looks More handsome than him."

"Who the hell are you?!" Lucius took out his wand and pointed it at this strange guy, saying, "Show me your Dark Mark!"

"Okay then, since you want to see it so much, I will do my best to satisfy you." As he said, he opened the sleeve of his left arm, revealing the crooked painting on it—Hello Kitty squatting on the toilet!

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