The love of functions and derivatives

Student C felt something was wrong, and sure enough, on the day of the banquet——

Student C stood awkwardly but politely in front of the hotel, looking at the scrolling subtitles on the black screen: "Congratulations to Student C for being admitted to XX Agricultural College——"

However, this is not the most embarrassing.

When all the guests arrived, student C heard his mother at the wine table "seemingly unintentional and unintentional" and said with a smile: "When I was filling out the application, I said that this XX Agricultural College didn't sound like a This school, don’t fill it in, my daughter said Mom, you don’t understand this, you can’t just listen to the name to see if the school is good, the finance here is very good.”

Classmate C: This seems to be an embarrassing way of explaining to others that XX Agricultural College is a school. It is so embarrassing that the toes are digging out Barbie Castle.

Ever since, this banquet of probability will also carry out the tradition of publicity without losing publicity in the banquet of the college entrance examination, not only "Congratulations to Mr. The position of the finale question of No.2019—"

There are also occasional songs resounding through the sky——

"Good luck to you Good luck to you-good luck brings joy and love-good luck to us good luck-to welcome good luck to prosper and connect the world-"

The soundtrack can be said to be festive with a touch of magic, and the rolling subtitles can be said to be quite imposing, worthy of the noble status of probability today. The only fly in the ointment is a pity that because the subtitles are too long, the two words probability and 21 questions cannot be used at the same time appears on the screen.

Every passer-by has one of the following two questions——

Who got the finale slot?

And what does the probability get?

However, the passers-by are all day-to-day laborers, and they have no time to wait for this sentence to be completed, so they can only leave regrets in vain.

But an unknown master once said: "A life without regrets is not a wonderful life!"