The love of functions and derivatives

After everyone finished eating, Probabilities proposed to invite everyone to sing K, and then said boldly: "Anyone who doesn't go will not give me face!" Due to his cash-strapped, Probabilities added "understanding": "Of course , I can forgive you if something happens."

In the end there are about ten mathematical definitions to go, under the inconsistency hint of probability.

Chance drove the luxury car he borrowed from a friend to support the scene, because a car couldn't hold ten people, and he shamelessly let Function act as the driver, and the two cars rushed to the KTV not far away, one after the other.

Everyone ate enough food at the banquet. At this time, they couldn't even eat a little bit of food stuffed between their teeth. This is within the probability prediction.So the probability ordered a few bottles of cocktails symbolically, and then started his own journey of singing songs.

Although Chance is average in appearance, flamboyant, and average in taste, I have to say that the singing is really nice.A song "Love Trading" ignited the atmosphere of the audience.

And the function belongs to the ordinary kind of singing, so the probability is to pull the two of the function to sing together, not only the suspicion of hugging the thigh to please the function, but also a little bit of wanting the green leaves to line the red flowers.

As soon as Function arrived at the KTV, he found a corner and sat down, took out his mobile phone and started surfing his life. His seat was facing the window. When he was tired from playing with his mobile phone, he could still overlook the night view. What a perfect arrangement, but it was a pity that he was The probability is destroyed.Because probability invites functions to sing along.

Function repeatedly refused, and probability repeatedly invited, Function had to smirk and agree.

Probability ordered a very old love song "Because of Love". Since today is Probability's happy day, and he had brought up Probability's sad past before, Function did not dare to spoil Probability's happiness, but he had turned over in his heart A hundred blank eyes, two big men who didn't see eye to eye were playing some love song duet.

After the soft and soothing prelude ended, Chance sang the first line of lyrics——

"Give you a CD from the past, listen to our love at that time." Probability sings very well, and belongs to the kind of story in the voice of God appreciating the meal. The facial expression and body language give people a very affectionate feeling Feeling, "Sometimes I suddenly forget that I'm still in love with you—"

Function: ...Damn, it makes me have an affair with him.

Then it's time to sing the function -

"I can't sing again, like that, the song, I can hear it, blushing, and avoid it. Although I can, I often forget, I, still, love you."

The result is that the whole paragraph collapses.

Originally, Function's singing level was limited, he couldn't grasp the rhythm, his sentences were fragmented, and he didn't want to sing a duet with probability love songs. In the end, he sang a feeling of positive energy in Chinese red.If I were to describe it more specifically, it would probably be the feeling of an actor surnamed Du singing "Egg Dumplings, Shredded Pork and Quail Eggs".

Function knows that probability likes men, if it wasn't for his clear aesthetics of probability, he likes the weak, fair, scum, gold-framed glasses, ascetic style, function would have thought that his appearance was interesting to him.

Hey, Function sighed inwardly, so why should I say yes to him?