The Panda of the Movie Emperor's Family Has Become Elite

Yuan Yuan woke up.

He opened his bleary eyes, stretched out habitually, and then shivered, why is the sky so bright?Oops, we're going to be late!

He hurriedly jumped off the bed like a carp - I jumped, I jumped, why can't I jump?

Today, my body is extraordinarily heavy, and my legs feel like they have been filled with lead, and they are not as flexible as before.

Yuan Yuan looked down, was startled, and crouched down, why his legs were so black and full of hair, he had never bought such heavy-tasting long johns.

Stretching out his hand to touch the fur leg, it feels good to the touch, thick and soft, like real animal fur, probably not cheap... Eh, no, why are there black hairs on both of my hands?

No, that can't be called a hand at all, with a pad on one side and black hair on the other, with pointed nails on the tip of the fingers, like a bear's paw.However, the barrel-like body is opposite to the limbs, which are all white hair.

This black and white color scheme is too classic, who else but the national treasure giant panda!

It turned out that I hadn't woken up from the dream for a long time.Yuan Yuan yawned and turned from worry to joy, that's great, don't worry about being late.

Just one year after Yuan Yuan graduated from university, he worked as a salesman in the marketing department of a company.Xiaopo’s company has very strict rules. If you clock in at 50:100 in the morning, you will be deducted 3500 if you are late for less than half an hour, and 116 if you are more than half an hour late.He works hard from dawn to dusk, and his monthly salary is only 6 yuan, an average of 6 yuan and [-] cents a day. If he goes late, most of the day will be for nothing.

After a year of working as a cow and a horse, Yuan Yuan earned just enough money to make ends meet. Before going to bed last night, she felt that life was too tiring and too hard. Countless people are pampering and loving, they don't have to work every day, just eat, sleep, and be cute, and finally had this dream.

Alas, why is it just a dream? It would be nice if it were true.

Yuan Yuan was half bright and half sad, and relaxed his body and lay back on the bed—it was not his narrow single bed covered with blue and white checked bedding, but a thick bed made of logs one by one. The platform is covered with a layer of clean and soft felt.

Looking around again, the place he is in now is not the single apartment he rents that is difficult to turn around and costs 1500 yuan a month, but a spacious room that is more than twice as big.

The walls and floors of the room were not of masonry, but of some dense white synthetic material, clean and bright.The house also uses the same materials of different colors to build play facilities such as climbing frames and slides. The structure looks very delicate, much more advanced than the panda house he saw on the Internet, and it has a sense of the future beyond reality.

Is it because I watched a sci-fi movie not long ago?Yuan Yuan admired her imagination very much, no one could dream so realistically.However, after a while he couldn't lie down because he felt a little hungry.

Unlike before, what he thinks of when he feels hungry now is not big fish, big meat, delicacies from mountains and seas, but bamboo, bamboo shoots, and pots of milk, which is very in line with the current bear design.

As for the breeder, why didn't he come to feed his national treasure?

Yuan Yuan rolled over and got off the bed. Feeling a bit awkward after landing with four paws, she stood up with two black hairy legs, walked to the door of the room with her clumsy body shaking, and wanted to see what was going on outside.

An alloy fence was installed at the door. Although the railing is very thin, it is very hard and firm, and there is no ordinary door lock on it.Yuan Yuan stretched out his bear paw and pushed it, but he didn't move at all. Looking left and right, he found two control buttons on the wall, one red and one green.

He pondered for a while, and then tried to stretch out the fat bear's paw from the gap in the fence, and pressed the green button with sharp toe claws with inflexibility.Then the alloy fence shrank to one side as he expected, and the door opened without a sound.

Bingo!

Yuan Yuan walked out, his eyes suddenly lit up, and then he was shocked.

Outside is a high-ceilinged hall with hundreds of square meters and a height of ten meters. It has a bright marble floor, white solid wood furniture full of design sense, and a large black leather sofa. The giant crystal chandelier is like a galaxy flowing from The zenith of the second floor cascades down.There are also some objects that are not well-known and do not know what they are used for, but all the furnishings are extremely exquisite and high-end. It looks like a billionaire mansion, but it is even taller than the real mansion.

Yuan Yuan felt dizzy for a while, just like the little girl who inadvertently broke into a fantasy fairyland, her mouth opened wide in disbelief.

Then he saw his current appearance from a decorative mirror embedded on the wall. He was about 1.3 meters and [-] meters tall, and his body shape was between a sub-adult and an adult.The coat color is black and white, fluffy and soft, round and plump, with a naive appearance, and its cuteness and beauty are at the top level among giant pandas!

Yuan Yuan smugly touched his big face plate and furry black ears, it's so sweet!

His favorite animal is the giant panda. When he was a child, he went to the zoo with his parents and often stayed outside the panda house for half a day without wanting to leave.But at that time, Yuan Yuan could only watch from a distance like other tourists, and could not get in close contact with the delicate and expensive national treasures, let alone touch them.

Now the long-cherished wish is finally fulfilled, although it is in a dream, but this feeling is really not bad, it is almost the same as the real one.

Yuan Yuan stood in front of the mirror and admired it for a while, feeling pity for himself, and felt that standing upright was a bit tired, his back was sore and his legs were weak, so he put down his forelimbs and lay down on the ground to rest, suddenly a voice came from behind him: "Hey, Lin Gungun, how did you come from here?" Run out of the circle?"

Lin rolling?Who?

This sentence is spoken in Chinese, but the tone is a bit weird, like a foreigner who has learned neither fish nor fowl.

Yuan Yuan felt strange, turned his head and saw a man in dark blue overalls, with short red hair and European facial features, came forward and said with a puzzled face: "Lin Gungun, didn't you sleep well in the nest just now?" Yes, why did you escape from prison suddenly? Did I forget to close the door just now?"

It turns out that I am Lin Gungun, the name is quite cute, but is it my dream to go to a foreign panda house?

Yuan Yuan guessed that this red-haired man was his breeder, and wanted to say that the door was closed, but I opened it myself, but what he opened his mouth to say was not human words, but two "hmm", which is the ordinary panda call Voice.

The red-haired man obviously didn't understand, and just stretched out his hand to chase him away: "Go, go back to your den, don't mess around with your papa in the living room, or Uncle Andrew will scold me again later."

Who is Uncle Andrew?I'm not going to mess around.Yuan Yuan sat on the ground and thought, besides, can a panda’s papa be called papa? It’s called Qingtuan, which not only doesn’t smell bad, but also exudes the fragrance of bamboo leaves. It’s the raw material of high-grade paper towels.

Seeing that he was sitting still, the red-haired man said with a straight face: "Lin Gungun, you're being silly again, you obviously just ate bamboo shoots half an hour ago, are you hungry now?"

Yuan Yuan touched her belly and said, "Mmm, uh!"

What he meant was that he was not fooling around and that he was really hungry, but the panda cry was still coming out.

"Hmm." The red-haired man poked his head with a finger, "You don't even look in the mirror, how fat are you and you still think about eating all day long."

"Woof!" Yuan Yuan barked dissatisfiedly.

Isn't it normal for giant pandas to be fatter? Why does the breeder talk like this? Is this the attitude towards national treasures?

"Bart, what's the matter?" Another man's voice came from upstairs.

The red-haired man named Bart turned his head and said, "It's okay, Uncle Andrew, I'm just playing around with Lin Gungun!"

Upstairs didn't speak anymore, Bart said angrily: "Why are you so angry today, okay, Master Xiong, wait, I'll get you an apple."

Then Bart ran to the semi-open integrated kitchen on the side of the living room, opened the walk-in refrigerator, took a big red apple, and threw it back in front of Yuan Yuan: "Lin Gungun, do you want an apple? Want to eat it?" Just follow me."

Yuan Yuan was really hungry. Although Bart's words and actions were like teasing a dog, he couldn't help but get up, and followed him back to the room where he slept before.

Only then did Bart stuff the apple to Yuan Yuan, and immediately left the room, pressed the red button, and said behind the automatically closed fence, "Stay inside, don't always think about running around."

Yuan Yuan ignored it, sat on the floor and gnawed on the apple.It was delicious, sweet and crunchy and juicy, I don't know what kind of high-grade apple it was, and it was better than all the apples he had eaten before.

He ate all the apples, including the belt and core, and finally licked the juice off his paws, but he was a little doubtful, was this dream he had too realistic?The taste of the apple chewing in the mouth is exactly the same as the real one.

He couldn't help pinching his hairy leg with his claws, hiss, it hurts!The panda's paws are bear's paws, which are much stronger than human's.

However, the scene in front of him has not changed, and he is still wearing a black and white "fur coat".

Yuan Yuan couldn't help being petrified on the spot, this was not a dream, it was real, he really turned into a giant panda!

After the shock, Yuan Yuan was neither sad nor panic, but rather happy, and quickly accepted this unbelievable fact.I originally wished to be reincarnated as a panda in my next life, but I didn't expect God to take such good care of him, and let him realize his wish in this life.

His parents passed away early, he was originally alone with no worries, but now he has become a giant panda, someone raises someone to pet him, no longer has to work hard, don't have to worry about staying up late all the time, and dying suddenly on his desk at a young age, of course It couldn't be better!

If it weren't for the heavy body, Yuan Yuan would definitely jump three feet high with cheers.

After he was happy, he still felt hungry. An apple was too small, just enough to fit between his teeth, so he got up and went to the door, and looked outside. There was no one in the living room, and Bart didn't know where he went.He opened the fence just like before, intending to go to the kitchen to find something to eat.

One thing Yuan Yuan didn't want to understand is that pandas are national treasures, not domestic pets. Apart from the wild, they are only found in zoos and panda breeding centers. This luxury villa should be a private residence. What's going on?

When passing the living room, Yuan Yuan accidentally saw a bunch of trophies and various certificates in a display cabinet, among which a golden dragon-shaped trophy was very eye-catching.

He stood up curiously and took a closer look. Two lines of small characters were engraved on the base of the trophy in both Chinese and English: Alpha Star 138th Golden Dragon Awards Best Actor Lin Zhen, work "The Fifth Dimension", star calendar 3456 8 25th.

Yuan Yuan: "..."

The author has something to say: hot knowledge: giant pandas can make a variety of barks, such as dogs, sheep, and birds. Different barks represent different emotions. Dog barks are made when angry or frightened :P

Disclaimer: I don't pursue stars, nor do I pay attention to the entertainment industry. The background and settings in the article are purely nonsense. If there is something that doesn't match the reality of internal entertainment, then it's right. Please don't take it seriously~

Let's yell again, the pre-acquisition of the ancient Danshengzi article "The little prince just wants to farm", please collect the duck!

Copywriter:

When Ning Shirong opened his eyes, he transmigrated into the young prince of the Daxi Dynasty.

This little prince can't do anything, he is No.1 to death, he offended the emperor's elder brother with a tyrannical temperament, and the powerful minister of the court all over again, so he was dispatched by the emperor to a place eight hundred miles away from Beijing. Idle Huangzhuang to fend for itself.

Facing the hundreds of acres of thin fields on the Huangzhuang, a dilapidated house and three servants with sharp teeth, Ning Shirong couldn't help wiping away the snot and tears from Yuan's face, and wiped them on the peeling paint on the pillars , isn't it just farming, I can't trouble the young master!

Finally, Huangzhuang improved, and he could eat delicious food, drink hot food and lie down counting money, but unexpected guests came to the door one after another.

Emperor: Sixth brother, you are not in the palace, the emperor doesn't know how to eat, and he can't sleep at night.

Left: My lord, it's bitterly cold in the north, I saved you a light snow camel fur, you must look good in it.

General Zhen Guo: Little prince, you don’t even have a couch warmer in this room, it’s really unbearable, what do you think of my little daughter?

The former groom of Huangzhuang: Rong'er, you have suffered a lot. After you have laid down this country, you and our children will be welcomed into the palace, and no one will bully you again.

——Slowly, wait, wait!You are a bold slave, you can talk as soon as you speak, why touch my stomach?

Ning Shirong turned over and sat up, looking at his swollen abdomen, almost died of fright, he was so pale, what is this? !

The young master only wants to farm, he doesn't have the ambition to be a queen, and he doesn't even want to have cubs!

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