Wutai's happiness lies in persecution

Gojo Satoru, who couldn't follow the mirror to kill a peeping guy, decided to vent his anger on the light bulb at home first.

To show he wasn't targeting someone, he targeted a group of people.

The students who were on vacation were called to Yokohama.

Wujo Wushen is mysterious, so they don't have to bring too many things, just bring someone over.

At first, they thought that the two people were going to hurry up and hold the wedding ceremony, and they passed without any precautions with blessings.

They all ended up standing next to the field.

field.

Ground.

Otoku Yuta, who just came back from abroad, was full of confusion, pointing to the left and right, holding the banner "Warmly celebrate the opening of the first farming competition jointly organized by the Tokyo Metropolitan High School of Magic and Yokohama Armed Detective Agency" The two said, "Is that Mr. Gojo and Mr. Dazai?"

"Right, isn't it a good match!" The enthusiasm and vitality of Knotabagi Yujin was in stark contrast to the others. As soon as he said this, he received strange gazes from the others.

Yi Gu: "Yes, it's a good match..."

Fu Heihui expressed everyone's aspirations: "It is because of the good match that it is scary."

"Fu Hei, what's in your bag?" Nagasaki Ye Qiangwei discovered different details.

Fu Heihui was holding a canvas bag with a mouse pattern printed on it. Judging from the raised outline, it was a few books.

At this time, why are you still thinking about buying books?

""Big Family Sadomasochism: XXXX", "Stand-In Lover: XXXX", "Escape from the Demon Master"." Fu Heihui read out a long list of book titles without changing his face, as if he was talking about some philosophical works rather than dog blood novels.

Chanyuan Maki immediately took a step aside, fearing that she would be infected by the breath of dog blood, and her words were not as angry as before: "You must have been hit too hard, and your brain is broken, right?"

"I was hoping to find something else for them both to do that didn't involve us. A kind bookstore owner suggested this to me."

Knotweed Youruhito: "Where is the bookstore?"

"It's next door to Mr. Dazai's clinic."

Huzi thought of the terrifying BGM and the "Complete Suicide Manual" given to him by the other party, and immediately trembled: "Didn't we beat him before? How can he be so kind?"

Fu Heihui: "Didn't it turn out that we misunderstood? I apologized, he forgave us and gave me this. Novels come from life, and these books are really inspiring."

other people:"……"

Nazaki: "Then, do you have any insights as a well-read person?"

Mr. Fu Hei, the "Military Advisor", gave constructive suggestions: "Persuade them to get married, let them forget us on their honeymoon if they advance, and let those old-fashioned old men of the Wutiao family attract firepower if they retreat."

"Well said, Mr. Dazai told you to put on your equipment and prepare to plant rice." Pan Da came over and whispered demons in their ears.

As a rare animal in the world, Pang Da was fortunate enough to avoid the hardships of Xiatian (mainly because the doll's appearance would be dirty and there were no suitable boots for him), and he was able to sit among the big brothers and watch them plow.

Osamu Dazai took a can of cold beer, took a sip leisurely, and pretended to feel sorry for his female classmates: "Do you want Xiao Qiangwei and Maki to go too? Those who are prone to tanning and skin damage, why not let them cheer with Naomi and the others?"

"I don't discriminate against sex, and I treat male and female students equally." Gojo Satoru held a can of iced Coke, took a sip, and served it coldly. "Maki and Kizaki may be better at farming than boys."

Osamu Dazai: "Who does the president think can win?"

The president of the Armed Detective Agency sat dignifiedly and steadily on the other side of Osamu Dazai, and the cats and cats used to bribe him collapsed at his feet, which had already attracted his full attention, and did not hear Osamu Dazai's words at all.

In order to be able to successfully use the fields and personnel of the Armed Detective Agency to organize this competition, Osamu Dazai deliberately spent Gojo Satoru's sweets to bribe Earl D, and then invited a few monster working cats to bribe Fukuzawa Yukichi.

Picking up a little black cat and putting it on Fukuzawa Yukichi's lap, Osamu Dazai said to the other side who was surprised and happy but trying to maintain his stability: "Please respect their work a little bit and cooperate."

The black cat stood leisurely on Fukuzawa Yukichi's lap, skillfully wrapped its long tail around Fukuzawa Yukichi's wrist, and meowed.

Gojo Satoru laughed out loud after hearing this.

Attract the attention of the other two people.

Dazai knew that the other party had already mastered a meow language: "What did it say?"

"Boss said that you wrote a diary and lamented that the cats would avoid you. I saw it today, and I didn't even dare to touch the cat that was delivered to my door. It's really a cat that sees it and says it's miserable."

Fukuzawa Yukichi: "..."

The silent murderous intent spread.

I saw the kitten on his knee raised its paw with pink pads and pressed it on the back of Fukuzawa Yukichi's hand, shaking its ears and tilting its head to look at him, its emerald green cat eyes wide open, as if to say: "That's what I said Yes, what can you do to me?"

And who can do anything to cute cats?

Mr. Silver Wolf, known as the lone swordsman, could only feed it a small dried fish, and then looked oppressively at the other two people who knew his secret.

Osamu Dazai immediately turned his head and said to the students who were dawdling not far away: "Come here after you've finished changing ~ there will be a surprise for those who come late."

A group of people put on their raincoats, boots and hats and rushed over.

Dazai Osamu and Gojo Satoru each held a stack of number plates in their hands, and handed them out one by one.

Dazai is red, Gojo is blue.

Red side one to six: Akutagawa Ryunosuke, Nakajima Atsushi, Izumi Kyoka, Akutagawa Gin, Tanizaki Junichiro, Tachihara Michizo who was temporarily captured from the port mafia.

Numbers [-] to [-] of the blue side: Fu Heihui, Polygonum cuspidatum Yuren, Nagasaki Wild Rose, Chanyuan Maki, Otoko Yuta, Goujujiji.

The two contestants were forced to stand together for a photo.

Gojo Satoru is in charge of photography, and Dazai Osamu is in charge of direction.

Dazai Osamu: "Cheer me up and work hard! Farming competitions, which are educational and positive, can have low morale. Don't let us down."

Knotabagi Yuhito: "Okay! I will definitely work hard to win!"

Others: "..." Don't just cheer for everything, these two people are messing with us!

Osamu Dazai went over to check their appearance one by one, and stopped when he came in front of Otoko Yuta.

Yi Guyou too suppressed the urge to back away, telling himself that this is the object of Wutiao teacher, not a bad person.

Osamu Dazai: "Hey, you have a new face, and the school uniform is also a different color from the others. You must be the Yi Gu classmate that Wu said that 'one can hit three of my family'?"

Akutagawa, Kyoka, and Atsushi in the front row all turned their heads and looked at Otoko Yuta with unkind eyes.

Yi Gu said weakly: "Teacher Wu Tiao has won the award..."

What did he do wrong? !

During this period of time, the tasks originally assigned to Gojo Satoru were all done by him!

He was in 007 when others were on vacation!

Why did you do this to him? ?

Osamu Dazai seemed to like him too, patted him on the shoulder heavily, and said, "Come on, I'm looking forward to your performance."

Now, even Nagasaki and the others looked unfriendly.

Dazai-san never said anything like that to them.

Bone Yutai: "..."

Osamu Dazai, who had finished the fire, showed a charming smile: "Okay, I'm all cheered up. Come on, have a smile~"

Gojo Satoru gave him a thumbs up and took a passionate group photo.

Referee Kenji Miyazawa briefly introduced the steps of transplanting rice seedlings, then made a demonstration and announced the start of the competition.

Each person is allocated one mu of land and scored according to speed and quality.

The person with the highest score can get a "farming master" pennant, a free psychological counseling session for Dazai Osamu, and a free play for Gojo Satoru.

The first two rewards are very repulsive, but the last one is very exciting.

Who hasn't dreamed of being a Pokémon master yet.

At that time, if you can't fight with others, you can say ruthlessly, "You wait for me, I will be the strongest with just one phone call."

Wow, just thinking about it.

With an order, a group of people went to work in the fields.

Dazai Osamu and Gojo Satoru each held a piece of melon, and sat in the tent of the guests. Inside were Ranpo and Akiko who were also eating melons.

Osamu Dazai: "So you want to bet on who will win?"

Wujo Wu: "Hui, bet on a Xijiufu."

After all, he is the one who owns an entire zoo!

Yosano Akiko: "Atsushi, press a discount coupon for snacks."

The discount coupons were given when shopping, anyway, it's useless for her to keep them, it's better to press them on acquaintances, and besides Dun, he is fast and can work hard.

Haruno Kiroko: "Then I'll choose Atsushi too, and get a coupon for a cat cafe experience."

Cats are the strongest!

Naomi Tanizaki: "Big Brother! Press a set of real math problems."

Kunikida Doppo: "You guys are gathering people to gamble, right?!"

Dazai: "Then Kunikida is going to give up?"

Kunikida took out a new fountain pen and patted it on the table: "The one in white is the high school."

Osamu Dazai focused on it, so there must be something.

Osamu Dazai: "I pressed Akutagawa, and pressed a roll of bandage."

Edogawa Ranpo's sharp eyes came from under his glasses: "I also pressed Akutagawa, a pack of biscuits."

Dazai must have known the ending long ago.

Just skip the reasoning.

The summer sun shines on everyone who works hard, crystal clear sweat slides down the young faces, and the fields are full of prosperity.

It was the screams that came from time to time that ruined the warmth.

Apart from the screams of "Ah, there are earthworms", "Ah, there are leeches", and "Ah, there are snakes", there are two sounds that are particularly harsh.

Osamu Dazai: "Akutagawa, don't let me down! I don't want to say that you are useless anymore."

Gojo Satoru: "Don't let me down, if you lose, I'll give you a week of free make-up lessons."

The screen immediately lit up.

Akutagawa Ryunosuke and Fushiguro Megumi shouted at almost the same time.

"Rashomon."

"Chimera Dark Shadow Court."

On this day, everyone present saw the most unforgettable shocking scene in their lives.

Because they not only saw the strongest farming ability "Rashomon", but also saw the practice of "how field expansion is applied to farming".

Although they lost, seeing the scenes of jade dogs digging pits, toads planting seedlings full of elephants watering, and Senju Rashomon, they have lived a worthy life.

Ryunosuke Akutagawa, who won the final victory, passed out on the spot after Osamu Dazai patted his shoulder and said, "It's really amazing."

Others: Shit!

Suddenly I understood why Dazai Osamu had completely different attitudes towards him and Atsushi.

This may be a blessing in disguise.

Osamu Dazai held his forehead and said, "Don't think about it, he just suffered from heat stroke due to his poor health."

Stimulate him to pass out before he can be placed in the ward.

It's a pity that his image has been overly demonized, and no one believes him.

After playing for a few days, Gojo Satoru remembered that he was still set by the head teacher of the first-year class of the Tokyo School of Magic and Magic, and was going to pack up and bring his family back to work.

However, he got a bad news from Yemo Zhengdao: no one is willing to apply for the Tokyo school this year.

That is, no new first-year students.

In other words, he has the title of class teacher but no students to play with... Ah no, teach.

Rounding equals unemployment.

The strongest in the magic world cannot accept this result.

Unless Osamu Dazai married him now.

The omnipotent Osamu Dazai quickly gave him a solution: "Think about whether the people you know are suitable."

"for example?"

"For example, the two little girls in Xia Youjie's family never went to school. This is obviously a lack of education and youth!"

Gojo Satoru thought of a more wicked direction: "Jie's memory is only up to 17 years old, did he not finish college? I think it is necessary to make up for his youth."

Xia Youjie originally lived an ordinary life, raising children tormented Suo and occasionally started a career, there was no disturbance, but he could be called happy.

Unfortunately, he has a close friend named Gojo Satoru.

Even more unfortunately, his best friend has a boyfriend named Osamu Dazai.