Anti-crossing the Red Chamber, the movie emperor Jia She

Jia Xiaolian was very angry, her cheeks were bulging, and she looked at her father with hatred ┗|｀O′|┛嗤~~Because "Children from the Stars" was about to start filming, the director team gathered the five children together, Play, cultivate and cultivate feelings.Today I took them to the playground for a while, and then came to the company to shoot a short video, talking about my impression of my father, asking what my father likes and so on.After he finished, he suddenly saw his father in the waiting room, told the aunt who was in charge of them where they were going, and quickly took the elevator up!

Fortunately, he cleverly pulled out the small bench from the lounge, stepped on the highest floor, and followed all the way up.

After dismissing the assistant, those familiar with the way came to Papa Yan's office.

He knocked on the door, but there was no response, so he stood on tiptoe, pulled it, and pushed it away.

Then, he saw Dad with the ring in his hand, shining brightly! !

He knows this, many sisters like to watch TV most, there is a movie called marriage proposal o (≧ mouth ≦) o and, he also heard Yan's father say, 'marry me, please! '

Then just ask!marriage!up!

But--a marriage proposal!No!Down!kneel! ! !

It's a bad review╭∩╮（︶︿︶）╭∩╮

Not to mention kneeling down and singing surrender!

Bad review╭∩╮（︶︿︶）╭∩╮

"Hmph!" Lian Mengmeng was very angry, and the consequences would be serious!

Humming out a sound through his nose, he straightened his body, pulled Jia She out with arrogance, and walked out. Before leaving, he waved his small fist at someone to express his dissatisfaction.

However, Dad can't pull it!

Jia Xiaolian tugged hard, gritted her teeth and fantasized that she was Ultraman with energy!

Feeling the pulling force on his body, Jia She came back to his senses and raised his hand to signal, "Wait a minute, Lian'er, why are you here?!"

"If I'm not here, you'll be bullied!" Jia Xiaolian squinted at Yan Jing with a groaning look, her small eyes were extremely ferocious.

Yan Jing: "..."

Laughing, he picked up his cheap son and released Jia Amnesty from the opponent's little hand. After hearing Jia Lian's dissatisfaction and protest, Yan Jingnai's smile deepened. He lowered his head and rubbed Jia Lian's head. Dad's Jia Xiaolian gave a high praise!

"Of course! I'm just a father!" Jia Xiaolian made a request, "A marriage proposal requires 99999 large flowers, a hot air balloon, a party, and..."

"Son~~" Jia Amnesty said silently, "How do you write the word low-key?"

"I don't know!" Jia Xiaolian was telling Yan Jing infinitely that he saw those beautiful pictures in TV and movies, and when he heard Jia She's words, he was stunned. After thinking for a while, he shook his head sincerely, "I don't know." Ah~~”

Jia Amnesty: "..."

"I'm only five years old, I can't read!"

Jia Amnesty: "..."

"But I can count!"

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After being interrupted by Jia Xiaolian, the joy of being proposed suddenly flew by like a crow.However, it also has a positive effect, diluting the slight entanglement in my heart, the tension of being loved by the president Huang Sang Σ(°△°|||) ︴ combined with a negative and a positive, Jia She went to class as usual, Scanning the web, playing around in a vest, playing with my son, and checking the progress of my house renovation, everything is very beautiful.

However, the day before the shooting, he finally realized that he was a kitchen idiot, and he was physically weak, and his life could be called a nine-level disability.

It was a bolt from the blue! !

"Father, we can eat with the uncle next door." Jia Xiaolian poked his head towards the smoky maker at the kitchen door very calmly, and said, "Uncle Ning has studied the first season, we won't starve to death!"

Jia She, who was waving the spatula, paused and turned his head to look, "What if the other children's fathers are all very powerful, and I am the weakest?"

"Find your man, block him!"

"Jia Lian!" Jia She roared!

"This is what Uncle Gu Jin and the others said!" Jia Xiaolian ran all the way and said, "How can Dad be the weakest? In Lian Mengmeng's heart, Papa is the most powerful!"

"Really?"

"En." Jia Xiaolian nodded sincerely, looked at Jia Amnesty who was chasing him out of the door, and quickly reminded: "Father, I'm confused again!" After speaking, he ran away.He might as well stuff some more biscuits in the suitcase!

"Oh, my food!" Smelling the smell of burnt food, Jia She hurriedly ran back.

The person just ran in, and after a while, there was a bang like an explosion sound from the kitchen. Yan Jing, who was originally required to only watch on the sidelines, couldn't sit still, and came to the kitchen in a hurry. At the scene of the disaster, Jia She, who was disgraced, was dragged out.

"Are you injured?" Yan Jing took out the home medical kit with a serious expression on his face.

"No, it was just splashed with oil." Jia Amnesty rubbed his spattered hand, came back to his senses, a little embarrassed, "Am I very useless?"

"After your emergency training, can't you tell the difference between rice and wheat, soy sauce, vinegar and tea?" Yan Jing approached, pinching his cat-like chin that was somehow stained with condiments, from top to bottom, carefully After sizing it up, she made sure she wasn't really hurt, and said softly, "Lian'er just likes the atmosphere of this show, and you only went for Lian'er's happiness. Don't put the cart before the horse and put more pressure on yourself."

"But... I'm really not good at it. It seems that I can't even compare with Cong Cong in the first season. He cooks by himself when he is so young."

"There are many children who can cook, and there are also many adults who can't. Everyone has their own life. Don't compare other people's strengths with your weaknesses. You can realize the responsibility of being a father, Lian My son can also feel his father's love, that's enough." Yan Jing pinched the tip of Jia She's nose dipped in vinegar, and wiped it off with a cotton swab.

"But..." Jia She hesitated.

"If you have time to think about it, I'll eat it." Yan Jing's eyes sank, and he pointed to the sauce stained on his hand, "You've already painted yourself well."

Jia Amnesty: "..." His face was flushed, and his face was full of colors.

After all the flying and jumping, the filming finally ushered in.

The next day, a small team of more than 30 people arrived at Jia Amnesty's urgently bought and decorated home with camera equipment.

Although it is said that it is an emergency purchase for decoration, it is relatively speaking.

Jia Xiaolian is very familiar with the boundaries of their new home. On the left is the gentle grandma who can stew chicken and mushrooms. On the right is the old grandpa who is good at Tai Chi, and the one with the white beard...

All the old professors living in this community are highly respected, and anyone who goes out will be a leading figure in the academic world.

Talk and laugh with ru, no contacts STOMATOLOGY.

The design of the whole community is as elegant as possible.The ancient elegance is integrated into the modern housing concept, not to mention the flowers and trees that can be seen everywhere, which looks very livable.Of course, there is a certain minority with such a large amount of money.

The production team, Chenxi Weilu, rushed over and walked quietly into the realm that is jokingly called a place where one steps into a doctorate and turns into a primary school student.Place cameras of different sizes in different positions, adjust microphones, lights, receivers and a series of preparatory work.

Yan Jinglai was too excited to go to bed late at night, and now Jia She, who was still asleep, pulled him up from the bed.

To be honest, he really didn't want people to participate in this stupid reality show. After all, even if he could cut it in various ways in the later stage, Jia She's silly appearance would still be seen by other people.

Jia Amnesty was in a daze and wanted to sleep in bed, so he took a sip of Yan Jing, begging to sleep in bed, just got into the bed, suddenly thought of something, a carp rolled up and got up, looked around, but found nothing that the character could return to. With sight, he breathed a sigh of relief silently, pushed Yan Jing away, and said seriously: "I am a very serious and prestigious father."

Yan Jing's mouth twitched, "Are you sure you will use this word to introduce yourself later?"

"Yes."

Yan Jing silently thought about the charm of the later stage, and saw how high the IQ level of the whole drama team was, and how they could match the words "serious" and "prestige" with Jia Amnesty through the ingenious cutting method.

It turns out that this is not something that money and status can get at all, nor can it be changed by high-tech means.

Time travel is easy and rebirth is easy, but IQ and personality are hard to change.

In less than 5 minutes, it was already revealed.

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Just as Jia Amnesty was washing his hands, Jia Xiaolian, with the help of his assistant, hung up the bodypack transmitter, put on the lavalier microphone, and greeted people generously in front of the camera, warmly entertaining him as a little host together the production team.

The director wanted to go up and take a hazy picture of him sleeping. Although "Children from the Stars" focuses on the parent-child interaction and the father's love revealed in the warm silence, he still has to brush his father's face occasionally. Or show off your abs.But when I think of the script that was ruthlessly snapped back, there is also a certain jealous final boss.I had no choice but to smile silently at Jia Xiaolian.

Fortunately, Jia Xiaolian had a lot of explosions.

Can be as quiet as a master, write calligraphy with a brush, recite a passage of a thousand-character essay, move like a killer, sing a song of washing, cutting and blowing, and dance a section of twisting Yangko.

Very very versatile.

During the conversation, Jia Amnesty also finished washing up, came down from upstairs with a strict father's smile on his face, greeted the production team, and then officially started filming.

"I am a very serious and authoritative father!" Jia Amnesty said seriously in front of the camera, with Jia Lian silently nodding, very convincing.

After talking about self-definition, Jia Amnesty still had a stern face and acted like a strict father. He silently thanked Director Liu for his careful guidance. He found that his acting skills have really improved a lot!

At the same time, Jia Xiaolian murmured silently in her heart: My father is a very strict and strict father, so he is not teasing! !Hey, the last sentence was definitely not what he said, it was what Uncle Yan described.

During the warm breakfast time between father and son, Jia Amnesty was determined not to show his dark cooking, and directly took out his mobile phone, took out some food, and ordered takeaway.

"Dad, there is a chef in the kitchen!" Jia Xiaolian said that the little pastries made by the chef uncle brought by Yan's father are delicious, so don't eat takeaway.

"I know, but the kitchen can still be used?" Jia Amnesty was very self-aware.The kitchen he destroyed cannot be restored overnight.

"No, but—" Jia Xiaolian proudly showed his suitcase, and when he opened it, it was full of food, and the aroma wafted from his nostrils.

Jia Amnesty: "..."

"It seems that you can't bring snacks, son?" Jia Amnesty asked weakly, looking back.

The director team nodded ruthlessly.

"It's not snacks, it's dry food!" Jia Xiaolian pointed at the phone seriously, and said, "I've been there: snacks refer to non-dinner snacks that are sold in bulk, sealed and packaged, have a long shelf life, and don't need to be cooked again." " Jia Xiaolian said smoothly, obviously he had done his homework before, "I don't have packaging, I don't buy or sell, I eat and cook by myself. It's a dinner. It's dry food!"

"What my son said makes sense." Jia Amnesty stood behind Jia Lian without hesitation, and looked at the director team with hopeful eyes: "Can I bring it? Dry food?"

The director's team looked at the bright eyes of the camera and wanted to flip the table.

Don't break the rules of the show like this!

No, can this loophole be caught like this?

"Lian'er!" Yan Jing was also shocked. The small suitcase was full of all kinds of buns and pastries, and everyone looked at him vaguely, so he had to come out and say something.

"Father Yan, I'm smart, so Dad doesn't have to worry about cooking, and we can play!"

"Lian'er is awesome, so caring, dad will warm up your favorite custard bun!" Jia Amnesty listened to his son's ironing words, gave Jia Lian a thumbs up, and showed off the skill of hot buns very thoughtfully.

"Then have you ever thought about it, food occupies the box where your clothes were originally packed, where are your clothes?"

"Lian'er is a rough guy, don't be afraid, the clothes are soaked, and the hair dryer blows!" Jia Lian retorted.He learned this method from the brothers who stayed at the hotel. It is very sloppy, but it is very convenient, and it can still be cute the next day~(≧▽≦)/~The words are so right, I am speechless refute.

The director team asked silently, should you cut it off, and let the two of you have an in-depth communication?

But snacks PK dry food is also a topic~

At least they haven't seen a kid who can come up with a different concept to refute.

Sure enough, smart kids, not easy to bring!