Hubi, Taopu and I

"It's okay, I'm pretty proud by myself, if you're afraid of the wall, I don't blame you, who told me to be confused!" Lulu cried blood at the beginning of the phone, "Can't Lin Rui talk about such a trip? Nen doesn’t come to see me either.”

I said, if you don't speak well, I won't give you this perfume.

Lulu said, Dad, I was wrong.

Lin Rui gave me a vacation today. He said that he has nothing to do recently. He is just practicing in the dance room, and he can do it by himself.I'm going to send a gift to Lulu. She seems to be doing a lot of commercials recently. I think Chaohua has a thousand fans.Then I went home again and didn't go back in a while.

Lulu lives in a shared house assigned by their company. Six girls share a room of less than [-] square meters, which is similar to a dormitory.The good news is that there is an independent bathroom inside, so you don't have to go out to the bathroom in the middle of the night.

She kindly invited me: "Brother Jia, come to our dormitory, there is no one this afternoon!"

I was taken aback: "Forget about the private association, you still..."

Lulu said: "By the way, help me fix the faucet in the dormitory."

"……"I knew it.

I installed the faucet bitterly for her, and she squatted in the bathtub and sang to the shower, feeling very uncomfortable.I will teach her, you are old and young, don't let strange men enter your house casually in the future, and you are sharing a house, what should you do if your roommate is not happy.She doesn't listen to bastards chanting scriptures, and treats what I say as air.

"Brother Jia, is that someone else? You are closer than my father..." Lulu stopped in the middle of speaking, "You are right, we should really keep a distance."

"Why, what made your conscience discover it?" I finally installed the faucet and washed my hands.

"Didn't you have a girlfriend? Did you tell her when you helped me fix the faucet today? Let me take a photo for you to prove it!"

"What?" I didn't realize it for a while, "What kind of girlfriend, how can I have one?"

"That day, the sister who ate stinky tofu!"

I remembered, it was Rui Ruizi... "That's actually not my girlfriend... Cough, I haven't caught up yet." I was a little shy when I mentioned my wife, "Tell me, how can I catch up with her?"

Lulu is full of confidence: "You ask me! I know what women want best! It's nothing more than caring, considerate and stimulating."

I said: "Master Lu, I understand the first two, what does this stimulation mean?"

"Stimulation is stimulation. There are surprises. Girls like surprises the most. You have to understand this by yourself."

We chatted for a while, and my sister called me and told me to go home early to cook.Good guy, I get it, I'm just a tool guy.

"I'm leaving. I put the gift on your bed." When I opened the bathroom door, I bumped into one of her roommates. She also said that there was no one in the afternoon. Isn't this a human being?

When I hurried home, my dad took out three catties of pork from the refrigerator and called me: "Son, are you back? Do you want to make braised pork?" I was pushed into the kitchen before I entered the bedroom, and Zhang You and Zhang Zhuo helped me.

We first hypocritically cared about each other's recent situation, and then the topic went straight to gossip.Zhang You asked how Lin Rui and I were doing, and I told them about Ruizi celebrating my birthday in Paris.She shouted, "Brother, don't you just miss the door?".

I said, "Then, did you two...cough, tell your parents the truth?"

Zhang Zhuo said: "Yes, I recently forwarded some articles about the love of children to them, and now they suspect that I like men." I touched my brother's dog's head and expressed that I would give him more pocket money.

"But brother, don't be too optimistic. Parents have no opinion on homosexuality, but it doesn't mean that their children are fine." Zhang You said in a low voice, "I tried it that day and asked me what to do if I like women. Break my leg."

I am convinced that my parents are indeed the kind of people who have nothing to do with themselves, and this may be a protracted battle.

At the dinner table, I graciously picked meat for my dad: "Dad, try it. I haven't made it for a long time. Has the craftsmanship deteriorated?" He nodded and said, it was still the taste.

He pretended to cough twice, and as expected, my mother launched an attack. "Fanfan, you said that you are old enough, should you consider getting married? Why didn't you bring that Qiqi home with you?"

I showed embarrassment: "It's already broken up, Mom."

"Isn't it good, why..."

My sister interrupted: "He was cheated on again, several months ago."

My dad comforted me right away: "It's okay, our son is so good, it's her problem that she doesn't cherish it." Then the topic changed, "So, have you got any new ones during this time... It's not dad urging you, I'll tell you Mom also sees you alone."

I thought about it and said, "There is one..."

My mother became excited: "Do you have a picture? What kind of picture? Where did you meet?"

"Ahem, I haven't left the horoscope yet, and I... haven't caught up yet."

My dad slapped me so hard that I almost spit it out. "Son, be brave, we'll wait for your good news, get a grandson early!" "Granddaughters are better, mom likes little girls!" My mother was not to be outdone, and gave me a punch.

Seeing that they are thinking so far, I really can't bear to discourage their enthusiasm, so I have to try again next time.

At 07:30 after the meal, my siblings and I were sitting on the sofa watching TV, which happened to be showing Lin Rui's mobile phone advertisement.My sister tsk tsk tsk tsk while eating melon seeds, saying that Lin Rui is pretty.Of course I am very proud, and I accompanied him to shoot this advertisement.

Suddenly, my brother asked a question. "Isn't he an idol? Idols can't fall in love, right?"

"Talking in secret, you don't know how many secret marriages you have." Zhang You said, "We can't look at it from the perspective of fans now, we have to stand on Zhang Fan's side, first catch up and then talk."

As soon as I mentioned this, I remembered that I said to make braised pork for Ruizi before, but he had a full schedule every day, and I forgot that he hadn't fulfilled it.I hurriedly asked my mother if she had a lunch box and brought some for him.When my mother heard that it was someone I liked, she wished she could bring me the pot.

"It's so troublesome, next time I will take it home and eat the freshly made." She smiled at me meaningfully, "Both your dad and I welcome her."

I feel guilty because, without telling them, the person I like is not a girl, and they won't be able to hold grandkids anytime soon.But now I still can’t speak. Although I have long been financially independent, they are not young after all. I am more afraid that they will not be able to accept it and make their bodies angry than I am afraid of being broken and severed.

At the door of Lin Rui's house, I took out the key chain, and there was a kitten pendant on it, which he picked out in a small shop in Paris.When I opened the door and saw that the lights were not on, I thought he hadn't come back yet, but when I went in, I found him sitting on the sofa in the living room watching a movie with the lights turned off.

"I thought you weren't coming back today." Lin Rui glanced at me, and he ate instant noodles again, so why wouldn't he eat well without me?

I asked him, "Are you going to eat this for dinner?"

He looked back at the movie again, nodding perfunctorily.Today I watched "Detective Dog Stupid". He seems to like this movie especially and has watched it more than once.

"Don't eat this," I squeezed over, and he leaned his head on my shoulder, "Braised pork, I made it, do you still have a stomach?" My mother took it from the thermos, so it was still hot when I took it back. Forked the meat into his instant noodle bucket and handed it to his mouth.

"Is it tasty?"

"It's delicious, how do you make it, it's better than my mother's." Lin Rui's eyes were dark and bright, with the reflection of the TV screen shining.

"It's light soy sauce..." I touched his hair, which was still not dry, "I haven't blown it yet, I'll get you a hair dryer." Just as I was about to get up, he grabbed me again and wiped the water from my hair on my shoulders.

"It will be done soon... Tired, too lazy to move."

"Go to sleep after reading this." I kissed his forehead.

Is someone I like.