Master of Haters
Chapter 4
Chai Yu didn't know how he came back, he only knew that when they left the dilapidated villa, the street outside changed back, and the villa disappeared in an instant.He was curious about how the streets changed, but he asked Ji Chen but was ignored.
"Hey, are you going back to the store?"
Passing by, Ji Chen didn't know what to eat, so Ji Chen walked by without looking at it. Chai Yu's reminder made him stop, turned around and walked slowly back into the shop.
Chai Yu wiped his hair and was annoyed, "Ji Chen, you're doing well, I forgot about going home."
Ji Chen ignored the laughter behind him and pushed the door into the store. Being ignored like this made Chai Yu feel uncomfortable. He ran to the door and pushed the door, but he didn't even open it after three pushes.
"Ji Chen, you don't dare to see people after being laughed at, right? Hey, open the door!"
The door opened suddenly, and Chai Yu jumped into the shop without standing still, just in time to jump on Ji Chen.He dared to leave Ji Chen in a hurry and straightened his clothes in embarrassment.He really didn't expect Ji Chen's body to be warm, he thought it was made of ice.
Ji Chen turned back into the store without saying a word, and the stones he brought back were quietly placed on the table.Chai Yu picked up the stone to look, and the Tiger Jiao inside spoke.
"Get your dirty hands off, I hate humans!"
Ji Chen took the stone silently, and threw it towards the roof without saying a word.The stone bounced back with a slap, and Chai Yu felt that he was hit, and he felt hit by something on his arm, or maybe Ji Chen was taking revenge on him.
"I was wrong, don't throw it, I'm so dizzy..." Hujiao begged for mercy in the stone, pitifully like a puppy about to be abandoned.
Ji Chen picked up the stone and put it on the table, and sat down on the chair to drink tea.Chai Yu looked at Ji Chen, and then at the weeping Tiger Jiao who was tied to a stone and couldn't get out. Ji Chen was more powerful than he imagined.
"Ji Chen, who are you?" Chai Yu seemed to have completely forgotten that he was here to find fault, and sat down to ask Ji Chen as if talking to a buddy.
With the teacup next to his mouth, Ji Chen glanced at him and said nothing.
"In a word, you should be talking like a mortar."
"Not as many tongues as you have."
"What do you mean, find fault and fight?"
Seeing that Ji Chen didn't speak, Chai Yu became bored and took the stone to look through it.The size of the bottle cap is very ordinary, and it can be seen everywhere on the street, but such an ordinary stone contains a monster comparable to an elephant. How did he do it?
"Hey, don't spin it, I'll throw up again."
"Pit, it has nothing to do with me."
"Spill over and get your hands dirty."
Chai Yu threw away the stone without saying a word, the stone rolled twice and fell to the ground, Hujiao began to curse.Chai Yu seemed like a normal person, drinking tea and thinking about things like Ji Chen.
"I said, Ji Chen, what kind of shop do you run? Why are you still catching monsters?" Chai Yu put down his teacup and asked, Ji Chen was completely bewildered, he was just curious.
Hu Jiao stopped cursing, and laughed loudly, "Aren't you his follower, why don't you even know this?"
"Who do you say is the servant?" Chai Yu stepped on the stone and crushed it.His majestic rich second generation can only let others be his followers, how can he be someone else's followers, it is unreasonable.
Ji Chen held up his teacup and said, "A shop that kills people. Brother, do you want to stay forever?"
Ji Chen changed his previous indifferent expression, and looked at Chai Yu with a murderous look in his eyes.With a thud, the teacup put down by Chai Yu shattered, Chai Yu got up instinctively, went straight to the door without saying a word, knocked his foot on the threshold and slipped away.
Hissing... Ji Chen took a sip of his tea, he liked Chai Yu's running away, he was stupid and stupid.
The door opened, and the high-pitched voice from the morning came.
"Boss, have you caught the Tiger Jiao?" The visitor went straight to the point.
Ji Chen threw the stone to him, and Hu Jiao scolded him immediately.
"Damn it, call someone if you can't kill me, what kind of monster are you, don't lose me!"
"Don't make it so ugly, it's because you refused to listen to me that I asked the boss for help."
"So what he said was true."
"Yes, I got it..." Wo said that he realized that it was Ji Chen who was asking the question, and immediately changed his face and changed his explanation, "No, no, no... We really have a grudge, I am going to seek revenge from him, not to Let his flesh cure hemorrhoids!"
Ji Chen suddenly grabbed Wo's neck, crushed his throat with his hands, and the stone rolled to the ground along with the limp corpse.Ji Chen bent down to pick up the stone, and the Tiger Jiao inside screamed and begged for mercy. As expected, he was cold-blooded and killed him if he didn't say so.Ji Chen waved his hand, and the stone flew out of the shop.Tiger Jiao flew out of the stone at the same time, said thank you, and quickly disappeared into the street.
"Our store rejects requests from non-Avengers, and kills them on the spot once verified."
"Hey, Ji Chen~" The owl at the door spoke, "Are you interested in talking to yourself?"
Ji Chen didn't care about the body of the nest, picked up the Russian doll on the table and came to the door of the store, very rudely stuffed the doll in his hand into his talkative mouth, and the owl hooted for liberation.
On the other side, Chai Yu parked his car at the entrance of the parking lot in his community, took out his parking card and scanned it at the card reading area, but the card in his hand disappeared.
"Hehe, it's quite early to be back." The person who stole the card leaned against the driver's window, and the card waved back and forth in front of Chai Yu.
"You are willing to show your face. I asked you to beat someone for me, but I ran away."
Chai Yu drew back his card and put it in his pocket.This guy's name is Long Xiaotian, his name is domineering, right?He lamented many times that it was a pity not to call him Xiaotiangou.
The Long family and the Chai family are family friends, and now this guy has opened several hotels and a hospital in this city.Long Xiaotian can also be considered tall, rich and handsome, but what is different from Chai Yu is that he does not mess around with men and women, only men and women.That's right, Long Xiaotian is a natural comrade, but he doesn't like a handsome, rich and handsome Chai Yu, because Long Xiaotian is only interested in the flirtatious type.
"I'm a doctor, not a gangster." Long Xiaotian knocked on the window frame, "Tell me, which rich businessman's Xiaomi did you rob again, so I'm mentally prepared."
It is not too much to describe Chai Yu as unscrupulous, as long as he has a good face and figure, he dares to accept someone else's mistress.
"Hey, don't tell me I'm a horny hooligan. A wife is not my thing."
Long Xiaotian admired Chai Yu for this, as long as the beauties were not married according to their household registration, he would accept them all.But if it's a beautiful married woman, sorry, he won't even look at her.
"Tell me, what made you rush to find me?" Long Xiaotian simply sat in the back seat and called Chai Yu to drive.
Chai Yu gritted his teeth with hatred, started the car and entered the parking lot, "I found a strange shop, the owner sold me strange live insects to eat, and even caught monsters like snakes."
"And you ate it?"
"Can you focus on the monster?"
"The monster... I think it is an animal that you have never seen before."
"Your snake has two legs, horns on its head and can talk?"
Chai Yu braked to stop on the empty seat, causing Long Xiaotian to lean forward and almost hit the driver's seat.
"Master Chai, there is an animal in this world called a lizard, which is a creature similar to the legendary dragon."
"You automatically blocked what I said behind me?" Chai Yu got out of the car and kicked the rear door.
Long Xiaotian was overjoyed, and asked Chai Yu to kick hard, since it wasn't his car anyway.
"That thing is called a tiger dragon. It is about the size of an elephant. It is said that it can cure hemorrhoids." Chai Yu walked towards the elevator.
Long Xiaotian was shocked, and kept looking at Chai Yu, "My darling, who did you get on the kang with, and you are still a 0, but luckily you just have hemorrhoids, remember to take protective measures."
"Damn it, don't make what I said sound like you!"
Chai Yu turned around and swept his leg with a blow, Long Xiaotian smiled and backed away.
"I'm not joking with you, go help me find out where that guy came from." Chai Yu put away his joking mentality, and he had to figure out Ji Chen's identity no matter what.
Long Xiaotian lit a cigarette and smoked it, took a puff and exhaled the smoke ring, "Wouldn't it be faster to check it yourself."
"No, trouble." Chai Yu kicked Long Xiaotian who was blocking the way, and Long Xiaotian dodged again, "Okay, you can get out."
"Hey, if you treat people who help you like this, why don't you ask me to charge some interest?"
"You want me to help you find..."
Before Chai Yu finished speaking, Long Xiaotian put his arms around his neck from behind, and a gentle Wen was imprinted on the side of his neck.
"Long Xiaotian!"
"Haha, it tastes like nan!"
Long Xiaotian ran out of the parking lot, and it was too late for Chai Yu to chase after him.He wiped the place where he was kissed vigorously. This was not the first time, but it was definitely Long Xiaotian's molestation.
"Sooner or later, I will let you know how powerful I am."
The author has something to say: Erye didn’t save the manuscript, so I’ll take Master Chou Yuan as the top for now
PS: Xiaotiangou is a rogue character
☆, 5 demons
Chai Yu came to Shibuwei early in the morning, pushed the door and found it was locked.
"Hey, Mortar wake up!"
Chai Yu would never admit that he came to find fault because he was bored, because he was here to find fault.But the mortar was not there, so the bad water in his belly was spilled all over the place.
"Strange, did he go out?"
Chai Yu stood in front of the door with arms folded, his right foot unconsciously touched the ground.At this time, a scent floated into his nose, he sniffed around and turned his head, a big beautiful woman was walking towards this side.
"Hello." The beauty walked up to Chai Yu and greeted her.
Chai Yu was already taken aback, the beauty had a devilish figure, her small face and fair skin made Diao Chan alive, and the beauty mole under the corner of her eyes made her even more charming.A fashionable light green dress is also well-dressed, which accentuates her figure without looking flamboyant or frivolous.
"You, hello." Chai Yu stammered with a blushing face. It was the first time a beautiful woman greeted him on her own initiative, and she definitely wanted to hook this stunner.
"Beauty, are you here to find someone?" Chai Yu thought he was handsome and shook his bangs on his forehead. He was confident that the beauty would fall in love with his 45° face.
The beauty smiled sweetly, "Yes, you too?"
Chai Yu pointed to the door of the store, "You are not here to find the owner of this store, are you?"
Seeing the beauty nod her head slightly, Chai Yu felt as if tens of thousands of mud horses ran past in his heart, all kinds of envy, jealousy and hatred.Ji Chen's face is really pleasing, and it is reasonable to attract beautiful women to see him, but what else does this poor dick have to offer other than his face, why would such a good woman come to him!
"Ah, you saw it too, the door of his shop is closed, I think he might not be there." Chai Yu pushed the door, praying that Ji Chen died in the shop and no one would open the door.
The beauty glanced at the store door, and frowned slightly, "It seems so, I'll come back another day."
Chai Yu hurriedly said: "It's fate that we rarely meet here, it's still early, I wonder if you have breakfast, beauty?"
The beauty shook her head, Chai Yu was overjoyed, and strongly recommended a restaurant, inviting the beauty to have breakfast there.The beauty politely refused, but couldn't hold back Chai Yu's kindness, so she followed.
Chai Yu led the beauty to his car, opened the door and invited the beauty to get in the car, and then drove to the western restaurant where he often ate.On the way, Chai Yu chatted with the beautiful woman familiarly, and learned that the beautiful woman was called Shui Ying, and praised her for being as good as her name.Shui Ying chuckled, her sweet smile captivated Chai Yumi.
Their car was parked in the parking lot of the western restaurant, Chai Yu ran out of the car and opened the door.
Shui Ying got out of the car and suddenly put her hand on Chai Yu's shoulder, and said with a smile, "Thank you, Mr. Chai, but I suddenly remembered that I have something to do, so I can continue it another day."
"Isn't it a few minutes?" Chai Yu could hear his own heartbeat, and was excited by the behavior of the water warbler.
"It's urgent, next time."
Shui Ying moved her head closer to Chai Yu's face, pressed a kiss and withdrew her hand, "This is an apology, see you next time."
Chai Yu patted the place where he was kissed and giggled, the scent left by the water warbler was really nice, not greasy, it made his heart itch.By the way, the water warbler didn't leave any contact information.
Chai Yu reacted and went to call the water warbler, but there were only a few pedestrians on the road.He ran to the intersection to check, thinking that the warbler walked fast, not everyone walked slowly like a mortar.Scanning the other three roads, there was no one there. He scratched his head and went back. He had been slipped away by beautiful women before and never saw each other again. It seemed that this time was no exception.
After breakfast, Chai Yu went back to look for Ji Chen, pushed the door again and it was still locked, he called Ji Chen a few times, but no one opened the door and went home angrily.
When Chai Yu got home, he wanted to turn on the computer and play until lunch, but he felt sleepy after turning on the power, so he went back to his room to sleep.
When Chai Yu opened his eyes again, it was already noon, and he felt hungry so he ordered takeaway.It happened that a phone rang, and he connected while drinking the juice from the refrigerator.
"Master Chai, are you alright? I've called you so many times and you're only answering now?" Long Xiaotian complained on the phone, his anger was enough to set Chai Yu's house on fire.
Chai Yu flipped through the call records, and there were indeed five missed calls, all of which were from Long Xiaotian.The most important thing is to display the time with months and days, not hours.
What's going on, it's the third day?
Chai Yu looked at the time on his phone in disbelief, it was really the third day.He was puzzled, and turned on his laptop to log in to the computer. The computer time was the same as his mobile phone.
"Hey, hello, hello!" Long Xiaotian yelled into the phone like singing, "What's the matter with you, can you speak human words?"
"I'm listening, what's your name?"
"Tell me, did you just show up today to make out with some beautiful woman?"
"No, why are you looking for me in such a hurry?" Chai Yu asked absent-mindedly, feeling strange no matter what he thought.He is not a sleepy person. If he goes to bed early, he will get up early, and if he goes to bed late, he will get up late.But he didn't stay up late a few days ago, how could he sleep for a whole day, this is simply a fantasy.
The most important thing is that there was a live broadcast of miki little witch last night, he didn't see it! Who is the miki little witch?That is his goddess, an animated character, whom he affectionately calls Miki-chan~ I bought a limited pillow for Miki-chan and hid it under the bed.
"Did you make a mistake? Didn't you tell me to investigate the mysterious shop owner? I have already found it." Long Xiaotian deliberately stopped at a critical moment to see if the kid dared to perfunctory him.
Chai Yu's mind was pulled back, he wanted to know Ji Chen's background even in his dreams, "Quickly tell me, who is he?"
"Hey, are you begging for help, at least say something nice to me?"
"Okay, you want to hear something nice, right?" Chai Yu cleared his throat, "Brother Long, tell Ji Chen's secret, and hold it in your heart sooner or later impotence."
Long Xiaotian cursed and said, "Fuck, you can't spit ivory out of your mouth."
"If I spit out the ivory, I am no longer a human being." Chai Yu shot back.
"Come on, Young Master Chai knows Ji Chen's secret, so it's unnecessary, bye."
"Don't stop, Brother Long, good Brother Long, tell me quickly, or I'm about to become impotent."
Chai Yu stood up, and that humble tone made Long Xiaotian feel much more at ease.
"It's more or less the same. Let me tell you, close up your stupid ears and listen to me. I didn't find out."
After Long Xiaotian finished speaking, he hung up the phone. Chai Yu listened to the phone in a daze for half a minute, and realized that someone had tricked him into calling back, and the other party had already turned off the phone.
"Damn Long Xiaotian, sooner or later I'll have a chance to play you to death, so that you can't ask for a man or a chrysanthemum!"
Chai Yu turned on the computer to download last night's Miki Little Witch, and waited for the delivery man by the way.It didn't take long for the food delivery man to bring his lunch upstairs. He watched the little witch while eating, and he watched it three times before he was satisfied. Then he drove to Shibuwei to find Ji Chen, of course to find fault.
The tasteless door was closed tightly, Chai Yu wasn't quite sure if it was open, so he went to the door and pushed it, and the door creaked open.He swaggered in the door and went straight to the dim living room.
"Where is Ji Chen, come out quickly, I'm here to find fault again."
Chai Yu entered the door shouting loudly, but the surrounding area was very quiet.He sat on the chair and knocked on the table, could it be that Ji Chen was not there, or fell asleep like him, these two days are Sleeping Beauty Day?
squeak-yah-
The deep and long voice interrupted Chai Yu's random thoughts, he unconsciously looked at the door, it was closed tightly, which door opened?He turned his head to look at the corner of the living room, and there was an invisible door, which only Ji Chen could open.
The door in the corner of the living room was ajar, and there seemed to be a dim light shining through it.Chai Yu swallowed his saliva and got up and came to the door. He wanted to go in and have a look before, but he couldn't find the door and never had a chance. How could he miss the opportunity now that it was in front of him.
Chai Yu gently opened the crack of the door, and more light came through from inside. To his disappointment, this is not an inner room, but two passages, one going straight and the other going downward.The downward path might lead to the basement, and it was dark and bottomless at first glance. I really don't know what Ji Chenxiu is doing with such an underground passage.The one going straight has a wall lamp, which is actually a brass-black imp holding a candle.There is a horn on the top of the little devil's head, and he grins his teeth in a horrible expression. It is about the size of a teapot, and there are five horns every three or four meters.
Chai Yu stopped under the candle to observe the little ghost carefully.His family has a toy store and a toy factory with a good relationship, selling toys for adults and children.If this is made into a table lamp or a decoration, the cute and beautiful design of the little ghost will definitely sell like crazy.
Chai Yu's little plan hadn't started yet, when the kid's eyes looked over, he was startled, could it be an illusion.Staring at him and blinking his eyes, Chai Yu's face suddenly turned pale, and when he turned around, he was dumbfounded, where is the door!
"What to look at, what to look at..."
A strange voice that seemed to be holding his throat came from all around, but it was not the same voice.Chai Yu had the illusion that a kid holding a candle was talking, and they were all staring at him. Every kid had cold and murderous eyes.
"See what you see!"
The fierce questioning startled Chai Yu, and he spread his legs and ran to the depths of the passage.Ji Chen must not be human, otherwise he wouldn't live in such a ghostly place. If he found Ji Chen, only Ji Chen could take him out.
"Help, Mortar!"
Chai Yu shouted while running, but the strange voice could still be heard in his ears, and the distance between them was not far away.
"Ji Chen, you black-hearted shopkeeper, if I die here, I will be attached to the brat and miss you every day!"
Chai Yu shouted angrily in the passage, and when he looked up, he saw a door in the distance. He didn't even think about running there, but wanted to see if Ji Chen was inside.
Chai Yu ran to the door, grabbed the handle and twisted the door open. It was pitch black inside, but there was the slight sound of clothes rubbing against each other.He touched the door, and when he reached the lamp door, he pressed it without hesitation.The room lit up in an instant, and the water warbler I had seen two days ago was standing in the room, exactly beside the bed, where Ji Chen was sleeping soundly.
"You...can't be Ji Chen's girlfriend, right?" Chai Yu's heart felt cold, he just fell in love with a beautiful woman, and lost it before he could make a move.
Wateringale shook her head, "I'm here to ask him for help, but he's sleeping."
Chai Yu pointed outside, wanting to ask how she got in, the door was locked after all.And that hidden door, how did the waterbird find it.
The corners of Shui Ying's mouth turned up into a slight smile, guessing what Chai Yu wanted to ask, but she didn't answer.
Chai Yu was a little surprised when he walked into Ji Chen's bedroom. He thought that the room of a slow-tempered person like Ji Chen would also be cold, but Ji Chen's room is quite cute.The bed is placed horizontally opposite to the door, and the walls on both sides are close to the wardrobe and the half-person-high locker. Strangely enough, there is a row of plush toys on the locker. Rabbits, cats, dogs and other cute animals are very eye-catching.But when Chai Yu came to the bedside, he burst out laughing, and Ji Chen was lying on the bed sound asleep, holding a big white tiger toy in his arms.
Ji Chen's eyebrows moved slightly, and within a few seconds he opened his eyes, frowning at the two people beside the bed.
Shuiying smiled and said, "Good morning, Mr. Ji, may I ask you to help me?"
"Mr. Ji, what about Miss Ya?" Chai Yu couldn't help complaining, how could someone as beautiful as Shui Ying be so polite to Ji Chen.
Ji Chen sat up, staring blankly at the bed.Chai Yu groaned, picked up the quilt and covered Ji Chen inside, this guy is so shameless, he has the habit of sleeping naked, how could he let a beautiful woman like Shui Ying see something with dirty eyes.Shui Ying chuckled, Chai Yu followed suit, and Ji Chen, who finally woke up, glanced at Chai Yu.
"It may be inconvenient for you now. I'll wait for you outside." Shui Ying walked out as she spoke, and turned her head when she reached the door, "You have a good figure."
The door was closed by the departing Shui Ying, Chai Yu lifted the quilt, and there was nothing embarrassing except that Ji Chen didn't wear a pantyhose.There is no fat on the body, and the faintly visible muscles further confirm the praise of the good figure. Even the thing hiding in the black forest is not small.
"Looking at men's things makes you so fascinated?" Ji Chen was not at all shy, and stared at Chai Yu intently after getting up.
Chai Yu shook his head and raised his eyes to meet Ji Chen's. To be honest, if he was a woman, he might also fall in love with Ji Chen's type.She has no face or figure, and she has her own shop, so if she gets married, she is destined to be the proprietress.
"Do you want to take a closer look?"
As soon as Ji Chen finished speaking, he dragged Chai Yu down on the bed, and pressed his whole body down to look down at Chai Yu.Chaiyu was stunned for a moment, but when he came back to his senses, he was already a fish on the chopping board.
"You, what are you doing? Could it be that you are also interested in men?" Chai Yu stammered and asked, his eyes unconsciously looking down, oh my god, that thing is hanging down enjoying the gravity.
Ji Chen stared at Chai Yu for a few seconds, then lowered his head and sniffed in front of Chai Yu, "Stay away from that woman."
The author has something to say: hey hey hey hey
☆, 6 demons
"What, which woman?" Chai Yu was looking at the face up close. Ji Chen was really good-looking, with long eyelashes, but it was a man.
"The one just now was too dangerous for you."
"Go, it's clear that you've taken a liking to her and are afraid I'll snatch her away." Chai Yu pushed Ji Chen away, straightened her clothes and got up.
Ji Chen took the clothes at the end of the bed and began to put them on, without saying a word of warning.
"By the way, you didn't open the shop the day before yesterday, so you haven't been sleeping all the time, have you?" Chai Yu sat on the bed and looked at Ji Chen, still saying that this guy did something harmful to society the day before yesterday.
After getting dressed, Ji Chen picked up the watch on the bedside table and looked at it, "Sleep."
Chai Yu glanced at the room and asked again: "Don't you think your room is cute like this? My sisters' rooms are not so girly yet."
"Female man? Be careful if they find out and smash your ass." Ji Chen took a look at Chai Yu and left the room.
Chai Yu followed closely, he didn't want to walk that passage alone.
"Let me tell you what's going on here, on the passage..."
Chai Yu's words abruptly went back, and there was actually a living room outside the door, and the water warbler was already sitting on a chair in the living room, waiting for them.If the outside of the room is directly connected to the living room, then what is the passage he walked through before, passing through in an instant?
Seeing them standing up, Shuiying pushed a palm-sized wooden box in front of them.Ji Chen opened the wooden box, and a golden coin as big as the bottom of a bowl was displayed in front of them.Chai Yu stretched out his sinful claws towards the gold coin, wanting to take a bite to see if it was fake, but when he was about to touch the gold coin, Ji Chen slapped it away.
"You shoot so fast when you hit people." Chai Yu said pitifully, holding his paw, he didn't see how Ji Chen made his shots at all, this guy's speed was too fast.
Ji Chen closed the lid and gave Chai Yu a sideways glance, "Don't get my gold coins dirty."
"Miser! I'm going to touch this today, and I'll get you a new one tomorrow." Chai Yu reached out to snatch the wooden box, and bumped his head against Ji Chen who had no time to dodge, smelling a faint scent of flowers.
Ji Chen didn't dodge being hit, and simply grabbed Chai Yu to prevent him from leaving, "If you want to touch it, I'll give it to you, how about swallowing it?"
"Dare you to fire a mortar!"
After Chai Yu yelled, he covered his mouth, and Ji Chen really took out the gold coin, and was sending it to his mouth.
"Can you two stop ignoring me like this?" Shuiying had watched enough of the excitement for a long time, and expressed her existence aloud.
Ji Chen stared blankly at Shui Ying, only then remembered that his employer was still there.But it was Ji Chen's stay that gave Chai Yu a chance to grab the gold coin and put it in his mouth to bite, it was gold if he could bite.Chai Yu's exclamation hadn't come out in his mouth yet, but the gold coin near his mouth was gone, and he looked down but didn't drop it on the ground.
"Oh, this is terrible." Witnessing this scene, Shui Ying half-covered her mouth and murmured, she saw the gold coin entered Chai Yu's mouth and was sucked into her body.
Ji Chen's usually calm face showed an expression - angry, he pinched Chai Yu's neck to make him spit it out.Chai Yu was still confused, he didn't even realize that the gold coin had entered his stomach, and Ji Chen struggled to breathe and resisted desperately.
"Spit it out."
"Spit, what are you spitting... you eat?"
"Gold coins, spit them out."
"I didn't eat anything."
Chai Yu retorted with staring eyes, and Ji Chen also stared at him, and the two stared at each other for a while.Suddenly Ji Chen leaned over and kissed Chai Yu's mouth in surprise, sticking his tongue in.Shui Ying covered half of her face and peeked at her, kissing endlessly, and they still haven't parted yet.
Chai Yu stared at Ji Chen, but he didn't close his eyes, he pushed him away hard, wiped his mouth so angry that he couldn't speak.
Ji Chen bit the disappearing gold coin in his mouth, spat out the gold coin and glanced at it in disgust, "The disinfectant is used up."
"What do you mean, I still think you are dirty!" Chai Yu almost couldn't hold back his curse, and was kissed by a stinky man out of nowhere.
Shuiying said, "You guys have had a fight, should I speak?"
Chai Yu wiped her lips red, and when she heard Shui Ying's voice, she was eager to defend herself, "Shui Ying, don't get me wrong, I like women, so I don't want to kiss a smelly man... so what!"
After Chai Yu spoke, he glared at Ji Chen fiercely. This guy was wiping the gold coins with a handkerchief. He could guarantee that Ji Chen would definitely use the disinfectant in his hand.
Ji Chen glanced at Chai Yu indifferently, and said to Shui Ying, "Please tell me if you have any requests."
"Help me kill a demon, his name is Duduo."
"It must be a fat and ugly man." Chai Yu commented without authorization.
Ji Chen put the gold coins into the box, picked up the box and nodded to Shuiying, which was considered to have agreed to her request.Shui Ying smiled and said thank you and turned to leave. Chai Yu didn't want to miss the opportunity to communicate with the beautiful woman, so she chased after her to show her courtesy, and by the way, he would fuck that ugly man named Duduo.Ji Chen grabbed Young Master Chai and almost staggered him.
"You're sick! Can you afford to pay for it if you tear it!" Chai Yu straightened his clothes and cursed, and then saw that the water warbler was no longer at the door, "Bastard, you ran away with a girlfriend of mine, and you still want to disturb me to chase after you?" One!"
"I warned you to stay away from her." Ji Chen carried the box back to the room, and Chai Yu chased after him angrily.
"If you're into her, let's be honest, I don't mind competition."
"I don't want to die yet."
"What do you mean?"
Ji Chen put the box on the locker, opened the drawer of the locker and took out a book.Chai Yu pretended not to care, but still glanced at it. It was an ancient book like the martial arts secrets in TV dramas. The cover was blackened kraft paper, without words.Just when Chai Yu was curious about what kind of book it was, Ji Chen opened the book and asked him to read it.
Chai Yu put on an expression like you begged me to read it, and on the opened page was a monster that couldn't tell if it was a bird or something.Like an eagle, but with a tail like a phoenix and horns on its head.
"This is called Luoluo Bird, which is the original form of the water warbler." After introducing, Ji Chen closed the book and put it back in the drawer.
"Who are you lying to? You..."
"Cheating a three-year-old, are you?"
Ji Chen's rhetorical question immediately left Chai Yu speechless, how could he admit that he was a three-year-old child.
"Rolo bird eats people."
Ji Chen's next words left Chai Yu speechless again, no matter how the water warbler looked like a man-eating monster.No, why is Shui Ying a monster? It is clear that Ji Chen has a crush on Shui Ying and said such things because he was afraid that he would snatch it.
Ji Chen could see from Chai Yu's eyes that he didn't believe him, and the corner of his mouth slightly turned up: "Nowadays, monsters don't eat people to change their spirits. I think your energy is insufficient, so you must have been sucked in. Insufficient energy will make you lose your energy." People are drowsy, but you seem to wake up early, as if someone helped you."
Chai Yu subconsciously touched the place where Shui Ying had kissed. If what Ji Chen said was true, it would explain why he slept for two days and two nights, but what did Ji Chen say after that? Who is helping him?
Ji Chen stopped talking after this, and left the room to the living room.Chai Yuchi followed him out, wanting to ask Ji Chen what he meant by that sentence, but he didn't know how to say it.
"Hey, are you looking for that ugly fat man next?" Chai Yu found that Ji Chen didn't stay in the living room, but went out of the shop directly.
Ji Chen gave Chai Yu a sideways look, "I heard that love turns hate? The ugly fat guy you're talking about might be a handsome guy. The goddess you like falls in love with the handsome guy, but the handsome guy has two legs, so... ..."
"Enough is enough, don't talk about a handsome guy, I don't believe he is more handsome than me."
Chai Yu followed Ji Chen away and didn't know what to eat. Ji Chen walked forward step by step in the Daiyu style just like last time. Chai Yu stopped every two steps to look at him, so passers-by on the street looked at the two of them. .
"Mortar, where are you going, how about I drive you?"
"Your car won't arrive."
"Oh, can you hurry up then?"
Ji Chen glanced at the talkative Chai Yu, and continued to walk leisurely in his own way.
"Hey, can you hurry up, I'll embarrass you." Chai Yu tapped his forehead, why would there be such a person as Ji Chen in this world.
Ji Chen didn't take Chai Yu's words seriously at all, and kept moving forward at a slow pace.
"I said mortar, do you know where the ugly fat man is? Shuiying doesn't seem to have said that." Chai Yu walked fast, walking a distance longer than Ji Chen, so he stopped and asked.
Ji Chen stopped thinking, "I just remembered and didn't ask."
"No way, did you say it after walking so far?" Chai Yu felt dizzy when he slapped his forehead. He thought Ji Chen came out because he knew about it. It's been a while since I left and I still don't remember.
"Teasing you." Ji Chen said suddenly, and continued to walk forward.
Chai Yu was taken aback, did Ji Chen know where Duduo was? How did he know, a prophet?
"Mortar, you are amazing. Do you really know or pretend to know, do you know if you pretend to be struck by lightning?" Chai Yu was really curious, what is Ji Chen's identity, is he a human or a demon?
Ji Chen ignored Chai Yu's words, took two steps and suddenly raised his head.Seeing this, Chai Yu also raised his head. Seeing this, he was almost scared to pee, and the billboard actually fell down.Ji Chen ran out a few steps abruptly, not forgetting to grab the frightened Chai Yu.
The billboard fell to the ground with a bang, attracting the attention of pedestrians around. They automatically formed a circle to watch, and pointed at the billboard that fell suddenly.
Chai Yu looked at the billboard and wiped the sweat from his brow, this thing is made of iron, if it hits someone, it will definitely kill it.Ji Chen was looking up. The billboard fell from the fourth floor, and there was a corner of the billboard on the wall. It seemed that the billboards fell from the other three places where they could not be fixed.
Chai Yu finished looking at Ji Chen in a daze. Fortunately, Ji Chen reacted quickly, otherwise the consequences would be disastrous, "How are you, are you not injured?"
Ji Chen seemed to be taken aback, and stared blankly at Chai Yu for a few seconds, "Do you think there might be something wrong with me?"
"Yeah, people like you can't die." Chai Yu really felt that he was sick, so he actually worried about this Ji Chen. He was afraid that even if Ji Chen was crushed to death, he would be resurrected with full blood and continue to fight zombies.
The two continued walking along the road without waiting for the police to deal with the billboard.After walking for about two streets, Chai Yu realized that something was wrong. Apart from the previous billboard, four things fell from the upstairs. Chai Yu became suspicious.And there was nothing dropped where he walked first, as long as Ji Chen passed by, something would definitely fall.It's like a cupid carrying sundries flying above Ji Chen's head, using those sundries as arrows of love, and hitting Ji Chen when he sees them.
Chai Yu followed Ji Chen and walked another two streets, and saw Ji Chen parked in front of the printing shop on the side of the road. Chai Yu pouted at this printing shop called Meimei.The signboard is not as small as a door, and there is no store door, only a narrow staircase for one person to walk together, and the inside is very dark and gloomy.
"I said the mortar, but you said my car couldn't reach it? Why do I think I'll get there by turning left, going straight, turning right, going straight, turning left, going straight again?" Chai Yu gritted his back molars.
Ji Chen said lightly, "So you're not a road idiot."
"What do you mean, I'm afraid I can't find the way!" Chai Yu roared, Ji Chen was too defiant, why didn't the billboard fall down and kill him now.
"No, I'm afraid you won't understand me." Ji Chen walked into the narrow stairs.
"Ji Chen!"
Chai Yu chased after him angrily, and had to argue with Ji Chen about who is a road idiot or an idiot.
The stairs stretched upwards without end. Chai Yu wiped off his sweat after climbing dozens of steps, and began to wonder, what kind of brainless designer built the stairs straight up and down, and the building didn't look that high, there were only five floors at most .
go again
"Hey, are you going back to the store?"
Passing by, Ji Chen didn't know what to eat, so Ji Chen walked by without looking at it. Chai Yu's reminder made him stop, turned around and walked slowly back into the shop.
Chai Yu wiped his hair and was annoyed, "Ji Chen, you're doing well, I forgot about going home."
Ji Chen ignored the laughter behind him and pushed the door into the store. Being ignored like this made Chai Yu feel uncomfortable. He ran to the door and pushed the door, but he didn't even open it after three pushes.
"Ji Chen, you don't dare to see people after being laughed at, right? Hey, open the door!"
The door opened suddenly, and Chai Yu jumped into the shop without standing still, just in time to jump on Ji Chen.He dared to leave Ji Chen in a hurry and straightened his clothes in embarrassment.He really didn't expect Ji Chen's body to be warm, he thought it was made of ice.
Ji Chen turned back into the store without saying a word, and the stones he brought back were quietly placed on the table.Chai Yu picked up the stone to look, and the Tiger Jiao inside spoke.
"Get your dirty hands off, I hate humans!"
Ji Chen took the stone silently, and threw it towards the roof without saying a word.The stone bounced back with a slap, and Chai Yu felt that he was hit, and he felt hit by something on his arm, or maybe Ji Chen was taking revenge on him.
"I was wrong, don't throw it, I'm so dizzy..." Hujiao begged for mercy in the stone, pitifully like a puppy about to be abandoned.
Ji Chen picked up the stone and put it on the table, and sat down on the chair to drink tea.Chai Yu looked at Ji Chen, and then at the weeping Tiger Jiao who was tied to a stone and couldn't get out. Ji Chen was more powerful than he imagined.
"Ji Chen, who are you?" Chai Yu seemed to have completely forgotten that he was here to find fault, and sat down to ask Ji Chen as if talking to a buddy.
With the teacup next to his mouth, Ji Chen glanced at him and said nothing.
"In a word, you should be talking like a mortar."
"Not as many tongues as you have."
"What do you mean, find fault and fight?"
Seeing that Ji Chen didn't speak, Chai Yu became bored and took the stone to look through it.The size of the bottle cap is very ordinary, and it can be seen everywhere on the street, but such an ordinary stone contains a monster comparable to an elephant. How did he do it?
"Hey, don't spin it, I'll throw up again."
"Pit, it has nothing to do with me."
"Spill over and get your hands dirty."
Chai Yu threw away the stone without saying a word, the stone rolled twice and fell to the ground, Hujiao began to curse.Chai Yu seemed like a normal person, drinking tea and thinking about things like Ji Chen.
"I said, Ji Chen, what kind of shop do you run? Why are you still catching monsters?" Chai Yu put down his teacup and asked, Ji Chen was completely bewildered, he was just curious.
Hu Jiao stopped cursing, and laughed loudly, "Aren't you his follower, why don't you even know this?"
"Who do you say is the servant?" Chai Yu stepped on the stone and crushed it.His majestic rich second generation can only let others be his followers, how can he be someone else's followers, it is unreasonable.
Ji Chen held up his teacup and said, "A shop that kills people. Brother, do you want to stay forever?"
Ji Chen changed his previous indifferent expression, and looked at Chai Yu with a murderous look in his eyes.With a thud, the teacup put down by Chai Yu shattered, Chai Yu got up instinctively, went straight to the door without saying a word, knocked his foot on the threshold and slipped away.
Hissing... Ji Chen took a sip of his tea, he liked Chai Yu's running away, he was stupid and stupid.
The door opened, and the high-pitched voice from the morning came.
"Boss, have you caught the Tiger Jiao?" The visitor went straight to the point.
Ji Chen threw the stone to him, and Hu Jiao scolded him immediately.
"Damn it, call someone if you can't kill me, what kind of monster are you, don't lose me!"
"Don't make it so ugly, it's because you refused to listen to me that I asked the boss for help."
"So what he said was true."
"Yes, I got it..." Wo said that he realized that it was Ji Chen who was asking the question, and immediately changed his face and changed his explanation, "No, no, no... We really have a grudge, I am going to seek revenge from him, not to Let his flesh cure hemorrhoids!"
Ji Chen suddenly grabbed Wo's neck, crushed his throat with his hands, and the stone rolled to the ground along with the limp corpse.Ji Chen bent down to pick up the stone, and the Tiger Jiao inside screamed and begged for mercy. As expected, he was cold-blooded and killed him if he didn't say so.Ji Chen waved his hand, and the stone flew out of the shop.Tiger Jiao flew out of the stone at the same time, said thank you, and quickly disappeared into the street.
"Our store rejects requests from non-Avengers, and kills them on the spot once verified."
"Hey, Ji Chen~" The owl at the door spoke, "Are you interested in talking to yourself?"
Ji Chen didn't care about the body of the nest, picked up the Russian doll on the table and came to the door of the store, very rudely stuffed the doll in his hand into his talkative mouth, and the owl hooted for liberation.
On the other side, Chai Yu parked his car at the entrance of the parking lot in his community, took out his parking card and scanned it at the card reading area, but the card in his hand disappeared.
"Hehe, it's quite early to be back." The person who stole the card leaned against the driver's window, and the card waved back and forth in front of Chai Yu.
"You are willing to show your face. I asked you to beat someone for me, but I ran away."
Chai Yu drew back his card and put it in his pocket.This guy's name is Long Xiaotian, his name is domineering, right?He lamented many times that it was a pity not to call him Xiaotiangou.
The Long family and the Chai family are family friends, and now this guy has opened several hotels and a hospital in this city.Long Xiaotian can also be considered tall, rich and handsome, but what is different from Chai Yu is that he does not mess around with men and women, only men and women.That's right, Long Xiaotian is a natural comrade, but he doesn't like a handsome, rich and handsome Chai Yu, because Long Xiaotian is only interested in the flirtatious type.
"I'm a doctor, not a gangster." Long Xiaotian knocked on the window frame, "Tell me, which rich businessman's Xiaomi did you rob again, so I'm mentally prepared."
It is not too much to describe Chai Yu as unscrupulous, as long as he has a good face and figure, he dares to accept someone else's mistress.
"Hey, don't tell me I'm a horny hooligan. A wife is not my thing."
Long Xiaotian admired Chai Yu for this, as long as the beauties were not married according to their household registration, he would accept them all.But if it's a beautiful married woman, sorry, he won't even look at her.
"Tell me, what made you rush to find me?" Long Xiaotian simply sat in the back seat and called Chai Yu to drive.
Chai Yu gritted his teeth with hatred, started the car and entered the parking lot, "I found a strange shop, the owner sold me strange live insects to eat, and even caught monsters like snakes."
"And you ate it?"
"Can you focus on the monster?"
"The monster... I think it is an animal that you have never seen before."
"Your snake has two legs, horns on its head and can talk?"
Chai Yu braked to stop on the empty seat, causing Long Xiaotian to lean forward and almost hit the driver's seat.
"Master Chai, there is an animal in this world called a lizard, which is a creature similar to the legendary dragon."
"You automatically blocked what I said behind me?" Chai Yu got out of the car and kicked the rear door.
Long Xiaotian was overjoyed, and asked Chai Yu to kick hard, since it wasn't his car anyway.
"That thing is called a tiger dragon. It is about the size of an elephant. It is said that it can cure hemorrhoids." Chai Yu walked towards the elevator.
Long Xiaotian was shocked, and kept looking at Chai Yu, "My darling, who did you get on the kang with, and you are still a 0, but luckily you just have hemorrhoids, remember to take protective measures."
"Damn it, don't make what I said sound like you!"
Chai Yu turned around and swept his leg with a blow, Long Xiaotian smiled and backed away.
"I'm not joking with you, go help me find out where that guy came from." Chai Yu put away his joking mentality, and he had to figure out Ji Chen's identity no matter what.
Long Xiaotian lit a cigarette and smoked it, took a puff and exhaled the smoke ring, "Wouldn't it be faster to check it yourself."
"No, trouble." Chai Yu kicked Long Xiaotian who was blocking the way, and Long Xiaotian dodged again, "Okay, you can get out."
"Hey, if you treat people who help you like this, why don't you ask me to charge some interest?"
"You want me to help you find..."
Before Chai Yu finished speaking, Long Xiaotian put his arms around his neck from behind, and a gentle Wen was imprinted on the side of his neck.
"Long Xiaotian!"
"Haha, it tastes like nan!"
Long Xiaotian ran out of the parking lot, and it was too late for Chai Yu to chase after him.He wiped the place where he was kissed vigorously. This was not the first time, but it was definitely Long Xiaotian's molestation.
"Sooner or later, I will let you know how powerful I am."
The author has something to say: Erye didn’t save the manuscript, so I’ll take Master Chou Yuan as the top for now
PS: Xiaotiangou is a rogue character
☆, 5 demons
Chai Yu came to Shibuwei early in the morning, pushed the door and found it was locked.
"Hey, Mortar wake up!"
Chai Yu would never admit that he came to find fault because he was bored, because he was here to find fault.But the mortar was not there, so the bad water in his belly was spilled all over the place.
"Strange, did he go out?"
Chai Yu stood in front of the door with arms folded, his right foot unconsciously touched the ground.At this time, a scent floated into his nose, he sniffed around and turned his head, a big beautiful woman was walking towards this side.
"Hello." The beauty walked up to Chai Yu and greeted her.
Chai Yu was already taken aback, the beauty had a devilish figure, her small face and fair skin made Diao Chan alive, and the beauty mole under the corner of her eyes made her even more charming.A fashionable light green dress is also well-dressed, which accentuates her figure without looking flamboyant or frivolous.
"You, hello." Chai Yu stammered with a blushing face. It was the first time a beautiful woman greeted him on her own initiative, and she definitely wanted to hook this stunner.
"Beauty, are you here to find someone?" Chai Yu thought he was handsome and shook his bangs on his forehead. He was confident that the beauty would fall in love with his 45° face.
The beauty smiled sweetly, "Yes, you too?"
Chai Yu pointed to the door of the store, "You are not here to find the owner of this store, are you?"
Seeing the beauty nod her head slightly, Chai Yu felt as if tens of thousands of mud horses ran past in his heart, all kinds of envy, jealousy and hatred.Ji Chen's face is really pleasing, and it is reasonable to attract beautiful women to see him, but what else does this poor dick have to offer other than his face, why would such a good woman come to him!
"Ah, you saw it too, the door of his shop is closed, I think he might not be there." Chai Yu pushed the door, praying that Ji Chen died in the shop and no one would open the door.
The beauty glanced at the store door, and frowned slightly, "It seems so, I'll come back another day."
Chai Yu hurriedly said: "It's fate that we rarely meet here, it's still early, I wonder if you have breakfast, beauty?"
The beauty shook her head, Chai Yu was overjoyed, and strongly recommended a restaurant, inviting the beauty to have breakfast there.The beauty politely refused, but couldn't hold back Chai Yu's kindness, so she followed.
Chai Yu led the beauty to his car, opened the door and invited the beauty to get in the car, and then drove to the western restaurant where he often ate.On the way, Chai Yu chatted with the beautiful woman familiarly, and learned that the beautiful woman was called Shui Ying, and praised her for being as good as her name.Shui Ying chuckled, her sweet smile captivated Chai Yumi.
Their car was parked in the parking lot of the western restaurant, Chai Yu ran out of the car and opened the door.
Shui Ying got out of the car and suddenly put her hand on Chai Yu's shoulder, and said with a smile, "Thank you, Mr. Chai, but I suddenly remembered that I have something to do, so I can continue it another day."
"Isn't it a few minutes?" Chai Yu could hear his own heartbeat, and was excited by the behavior of the water warbler.
"It's urgent, next time."
Shui Ying moved her head closer to Chai Yu's face, pressed a kiss and withdrew her hand, "This is an apology, see you next time."
Chai Yu patted the place where he was kissed and giggled, the scent left by the water warbler was really nice, not greasy, it made his heart itch.By the way, the water warbler didn't leave any contact information.
Chai Yu reacted and went to call the water warbler, but there were only a few pedestrians on the road.He ran to the intersection to check, thinking that the warbler walked fast, not everyone walked slowly like a mortar.Scanning the other three roads, there was no one there. He scratched his head and went back. He had been slipped away by beautiful women before and never saw each other again. It seemed that this time was no exception.
After breakfast, Chai Yu went back to look for Ji Chen, pushed the door again and it was still locked, he called Ji Chen a few times, but no one opened the door and went home angrily.
When Chai Yu got home, he wanted to turn on the computer and play until lunch, but he felt sleepy after turning on the power, so he went back to his room to sleep.
When Chai Yu opened his eyes again, it was already noon, and he felt hungry so he ordered takeaway.It happened that a phone rang, and he connected while drinking the juice from the refrigerator.
"Master Chai, are you alright? I've called you so many times and you're only answering now?" Long Xiaotian complained on the phone, his anger was enough to set Chai Yu's house on fire.
Chai Yu flipped through the call records, and there were indeed five missed calls, all of which were from Long Xiaotian.The most important thing is to display the time with months and days, not hours.
What's going on, it's the third day?
Chai Yu looked at the time on his phone in disbelief, it was really the third day.He was puzzled, and turned on his laptop to log in to the computer. The computer time was the same as his mobile phone.
"Hey, hello, hello!" Long Xiaotian yelled into the phone like singing, "What's the matter with you, can you speak human words?"
"I'm listening, what's your name?"
"Tell me, did you just show up today to make out with some beautiful woman?"
"No, why are you looking for me in such a hurry?" Chai Yu asked absent-mindedly, feeling strange no matter what he thought.He is not a sleepy person. If he goes to bed early, he will get up early, and if he goes to bed late, he will get up late.But he didn't stay up late a few days ago, how could he sleep for a whole day, this is simply a fantasy.
The most important thing is that there was a live broadcast of miki little witch last night, he didn't see it! Who is the miki little witch?That is his goddess, an animated character, whom he affectionately calls Miki-chan~ I bought a limited pillow for Miki-chan and hid it under the bed.
"Did you make a mistake? Didn't you tell me to investigate the mysterious shop owner? I have already found it." Long Xiaotian deliberately stopped at a critical moment to see if the kid dared to perfunctory him.
Chai Yu's mind was pulled back, he wanted to know Ji Chen's background even in his dreams, "Quickly tell me, who is he?"
"Hey, are you begging for help, at least say something nice to me?"
"Okay, you want to hear something nice, right?" Chai Yu cleared his throat, "Brother Long, tell Ji Chen's secret, and hold it in your heart sooner or later impotence."
Long Xiaotian cursed and said, "Fuck, you can't spit ivory out of your mouth."
"If I spit out the ivory, I am no longer a human being." Chai Yu shot back.
"Come on, Young Master Chai knows Ji Chen's secret, so it's unnecessary, bye."
"Don't stop, Brother Long, good Brother Long, tell me quickly, or I'm about to become impotent."
Chai Yu stood up, and that humble tone made Long Xiaotian feel much more at ease.
"It's more or less the same. Let me tell you, close up your stupid ears and listen to me. I didn't find out."
After Long Xiaotian finished speaking, he hung up the phone. Chai Yu listened to the phone in a daze for half a minute, and realized that someone had tricked him into calling back, and the other party had already turned off the phone.
"Damn Long Xiaotian, sooner or later I'll have a chance to play you to death, so that you can't ask for a man or a chrysanthemum!"
Chai Yu turned on the computer to download last night's Miki Little Witch, and waited for the delivery man by the way.It didn't take long for the food delivery man to bring his lunch upstairs. He watched the little witch while eating, and he watched it three times before he was satisfied. Then he drove to Shibuwei to find Ji Chen, of course to find fault.
The tasteless door was closed tightly, Chai Yu wasn't quite sure if it was open, so he went to the door and pushed it, and the door creaked open.He swaggered in the door and went straight to the dim living room.
"Where is Ji Chen, come out quickly, I'm here to find fault again."
Chai Yu entered the door shouting loudly, but the surrounding area was very quiet.He sat on the chair and knocked on the table, could it be that Ji Chen was not there, or fell asleep like him, these two days are Sleeping Beauty Day?
squeak-yah-
The deep and long voice interrupted Chai Yu's random thoughts, he unconsciously looked at the door, it was closed tightly, which door opened?He turned his head to look at the corner of the living room, and there was an invisible door, which only Ji Chen could open.
The door in the corner of the living room was ajar, and there seemed to be a dim light shining through it.Chai Yu swallowed his saliva and got up and came to the door. He wanted to go in and have a look before, but he couldn't find the door and never had a chance. How could he miss the opportunity now that it was in front of him.
Chai Yu gently opened the crack of the door, and more light came through from inside. To his disappointment, this is not an inner room, but two passages, one going straight and the other going downward.The downward path might lead to the basement, and it was dark and bottomless at first glance. I really don't know what Ji Chenxiu is doing with such an underground passage.The one going straight has a wall lamp, which is actually a brass-black imp holding a candle.There is a horn on the top of the little devil's head, and he grins his teeth in a horrible expression. It is about the size of a teapot, and there are five horns every three or four meters.
Chai Yu stopped under the candle to observe the little ghost carefully.His family has a toy store and a toy factory with a good relationship, selling toys for adults and children.If this is made into a table lamp or a decoration, the cute and beautiful design of the little ghost will definitely sell like crazy.
Chai Yu's little plan hadn't started yet, when the kid's eyes looked over, he was startled, could it be an illusion.Staring at him and blinking his eyes, Chai Yu's face suddenly turned pale, and when he turned around, he was dumbfounded, where is the door!
"What to look at, what to look at..."
A strange voice that seemed to be holding his throat came from all around, but it was not the same voice.Chai Yu had the illusion that a kid holding a candle was talking, and they were all staring at him. Every kid had cold and murderous eyes.
"See what you see!"
The fierce questioning startled Chai Yu, and he spread his legs and ran to the depths of the passage.Ji Chen must not be human, otherwise he wouldn't live in such a ghostly place. If he found Ji Chen, only Ji Chen could take him out.
"Help, Mortar!"
Chai Yu shouted while running, but the strange voice could still be heard in his ears, and the distance between them was not far away.
"Ji Chen, you black-hearted shopkeeper, if I die here, I will be attached to the brat and miss you every day!"
Chai Yu shouted angrily in the passage, and when he looked up, he saw a door in the distance. He didn't even think about running there, but wanted to see if Ji Chen was inside.
Chai Yu ran to the door, grabbed the handle and twisted the door open. It was pitch black inside, but there was the slight sound of clothes rubbing against each other.He touched the door, and when he reached the lamp door, he pressed it without hesitation.The room lit up in an instant, and the water warbler I had seen two days ago was standing in the room, exactly beside the bed, where Ji Chen was sleeping soundly.
"You...can't be Ji Chen's girlfriend, right?" Chai Yu's heart felt cold, he just fell in love with a beautiful woman, and lost it before he could make a move.
Wateringale shook her head, "I'm here to ask him for help, but he's sleeping."
Chai Yu pointed outside, wanting to ask how she got in, the door was locked after all.And that hidden door, how did the waterbird find it.
The corners of Shui Ying's mouth turned up into a slight smile, guessing what Chai Yu wanted to ask, but she didn't answer.
Chai Yu was a little surprised when he walked into Ji Chen's bedroom. He thought that the room of a slow-tempered person like Ji Chen would also be cold, but Ji Chen's room is quite cute.The bed is placed horizontally opposite to the door, and the walls on both sides are close to the wardrobe and the half-person-high locker. Strangely enough, there is a row of plush toys on the locker. Rabbits, cats, dogs and other cute animals are very eye-catching.But when Chai Yu came to the bedside, he burst out laughing, and Ji Chen was lying on the bed sound asleep, holding a big white tiger toy in his arms.
Ji Chen's eyebrows moved slightly, and within a few seconds he opened his eyes, frowning at the two people beside the bed.
Shuiying smiled and said, "Good morning, Mr. Ji, may I ask you to help me?"
"Mr. Ji, what about Miss Ya?" Chai Yu couldn't help complaining, how could someone as beautiful as Shui Ying be so polite to Ji Chen.
Ji Chen sat up, staring blankly at the bed.Chai Yu groaned, picked up the quilt and covered Ji Chen inside, this guy is so shameless, he has the habit of sleeping naked, how could he let a beautiful woman like Shui Ying see something with dirty eyes.Shui Ying chuckled, Chai Yu followed suit, and Ji Chen, who finally woke up, glanced at Chai Yu.
"It may be inconvenient for you now. I'll wait for you outside." Shui Ying walked out as she spoke, and turned her head when she reached the door, "You have a good figure."
The door was closed by the departing Shui Ying, Chai Yu lifted the quilt, and there was nothing embarrassing except that Ji Chen didn't wear a pantyhose.There is no fat on the body, and the faintly visible muscles further confirm the praise of the good figure. Even the thing hiding in the black forest is not small.
"Looking at men's things makes you so fascinated?" Ji Chen was not at all shy, and stared at Chai Yu intently after getting up.
Chai Yu shook his head and raised his eyes to meet Ji Chen's. To be honest, if he was a woman, he might also fall in love with Ji Chen's type.She has no face or figure, and she has her own shop, so if she gets married, she is destined to be the proprietress.
"Do you want to take a closer look?"
As soon as Ji Chen finished speaking, he dragged Chai Yu down on the bed, and pressed his whole body down to look down at Chai Yu.Chaiyu was stunned for a moment, but when he came back to his senses, he was already a fish on the chopping board.
"You, what are you doing? Could it be that you are also interested in men?" Chai Yu stammered and asked, his eyes unconsciously looking down, oh my god, that thing is hanging down enjoying the gravity.
Ji Chen stared at Chai Yu for a few seconds, then lowered his head and sniffed in front of Chai Yu, "Stay away from that woman."
The author has something to say: hey hey hey hey
☆, 6 demons
"What, which woman?" Chai Yu was looking at the face up close. Ji Chen was really good-looking, with long eyelashes, but it was a man.
"The one just now was too dangerous for you."
"Go, it's clear that you've taken a liking to her and are afraid I'll snatch her away." Chai Yu pushed Ji Chen away, straightened her clothes and got up.
Ji Chen took the clothes at the end of the bed and began to put them on, without saying a word of warning.
"By the way, you didn't open the shop the day before yesterday, so you haven't been sleeping all the time, have you?" Chai Yu sat on the bed and looked at Ji Chen, still saying that this guy did something harmful to society the day before yesterday.
After getting dressed, Ji Chen picked up the watch on the bedside table and looked at it, "Sleep."
Chai Yu glanced at the room and asked again: "Don't you think your room is cute like this? My sisters' rooms are not so girly yet."
"Female man? Be careful if they find out and smash your ass." Ji Chen took a look at Chai Yu and left the room.
Chai Yu followed closely, he didn't want to walk that passage alone.
"Let me tell you what's going on here, on the passage..."
Chai Yu's words abruptly went back, and there was actually a living room outside the door, and the water warbler was already sitting on a chair in the living room, waiting for them.If the outside of the room is directly connected to the living room, then what is the passage he walked through before, passing through in an instant?
Seeing them standing up, Shuiying pushed a palm-sized wooden box in front of them.Ji Chen opened the wooden box, and a golden coin as big as the bottom of a bowl was displayed in front of them.Chai Yu stretched out his sinful claws towards the gold coin, wanting to take a bite to see if it was fake, but when he was about to touch the gold coin, Ji Chen slapped it away.
"You shoot so fast when you hit people." Chai Yu said pitifully, holding his paw, he didn't see how Ji Chen made his shots at all, this guy's speed was too fast.
Ji Chen closed the lid and gave Chai Yu a sideways glance, "Don't get my gold coins dirty."
"Miser! I'm going to touch this today, and I'll get you a new one tomorrow." Chai Yu reached out to snatch the wooden box, and bumped his head against Ji Chen who had no time to dodge, smelling a faint scent of flowers.
Ji Chen didn't dodge being hit, and simply grabbed Chai Yu to prevent him from leaving, "If you want to touch it, I'll give it to you, how about swallowing it?"
"Dare you to fire a mortar!"
After Chai Yu yelled, he covered his mouth, and Ji Chen really took out the gold coin, and was sending it to his mouth.
"Can you two stop ignoring me like this?" Shuiying had watched enough of the excitement for a long time, and expressed her existence aloud.
Ji Chen stared blankly at Shui Ying, only then remembered that his employer was still there.But it was Ji Chen's stay that gave Chai Yu a chance to grab the gold coin and put it in his mouth to bite, it was gold if he could bite.Chai Yu's exclamation hadn't come out in his mouth yet, but the gold coin near his mouth was gone, and he looked down but didn't drop it on the ground.
"Oh, this is terrible." Witnessing this scene, Shui Ying half-covered her mouth and murmured, she saw the gold coin entered Chai Yu's mouth and was sucked into her body.
Ji Chen's usually calm face showed an expression - angry, he pinched Chai Yu's neck to make him spit it out.Chai Yu was still confused, he didn't even realize that the gold coin had entered his stomach, and Ji Chen struggled to breathe and resisted desperately.
"Spit it out."
"Spit, what are you spitting... you eat?"
"Gold coins, spit them out."
"I didn't eat anything."
Chai Yu retorted with staring eyes, and Ji Chen also stared at him, and the two stared at each other for a while.Suddenly Ji Chen leaned over and kissed Chai Yu's mouth in surprise, sticking his tongue in.Shui Ying covered half of her face and peeked at her, kissing endlessly, and they still haven't parted yet.
Chai Yu stared at Ji Chen, but he didn't close his eyes, he pushed him away hard, wiped his mouth so angry that he couldn't speak.
Ji Chen bit the disappearing gold coin in his mouth, spat out the gold coin and glanced at it in disgust, "The disinfectant is used up."
"What do you mean, I still think you are dirty!" Chai Yu almost couldn't hold back his curse, and was kissed by a stinky man out of nowhere.
Shuiying said, "You guys have had a fight, should I speak?"
Chai Yu wiped her lips red, and when she heard Shui Ying's voice, she was eager to defend herself, "Shui Ying, don't get me wrong, I like women, so I don't want to kiss a smelly man... so what!"
After Chai Yu spoke, he glared at Ji Chen fiercely. This guy was wiping the gold coins with a handkerchief. He could guarantee that Ji Chen would definitely use the disinfectant in his hand.
Ji Chen glanced at Chai Yu indifferently, and said to Shui Ying, "Please tell me if you have any requests."
"Help me kill a demon, his name is Duduo."
"It must be a fat and ugly man." Chai Yu commented without authorization.
Ji Chen put the gold coins into the box, picked up the box and nodded to Shuiying, which was considered to have agreed to her request.Shui Ying smiled and said thank you and turned to leave. Chai Yu didn't want to miss the opportunity to communicate with the beautiful woman, so she chased after her to show her courtesy, and by the way, he would fuck that ugly man named Duduo.Ji Chen grabbed Young Master Chai and almost staggered him.
"You're sick! Can you afford to pay for it if you tear it!" Chai Yu straightened his clothes and cursed, and then saw that the water warbler was no longer at the door, "Bastard, you ran away with a girlfriend of mine, and you still want to disturb me to chase after you?" One!"
"I warned you to stay away from her." Ji Chen carried the box back to the room, and Chai Yu chased after him angrily.
"If you're into her, let's be honest, I don't mind competition."
"I don't want to die yet."
"What do you mean?"
Ji Chen put the box on the locker, opened the drawer of the locker and took out a book.Chai Yu pretended not to care, but still glanced at it. It was an ancient book like the martial arts secrets in TV dramas. The cover was blackened kraft paper, without words.Just when Chai Yu was curious about what kind of book it was, Ji Chen opened the book and asked him to read it.
Chai Yu put on an expression like you begged me to read it, and on the opened page was a monster that couldn't tell if it was a bird or something.Like an eagle, but with a tail like a phoenix and horns on its head.
"This is called Luoluo Bird, which is the original form of the water warbler." After introducing, Ji Chen closed the book and put it back in the drawer.
"Who are you lying to? You..."
"Cheating a three-year-old, are you?"
Ji Chen's rhetorical question immediately left Chai Yu speechless, how could he admit that he was a three-year-old child.
"Rolo bird eats people."
Ji Chen's next words left Chai Yu speechless again, no matter how the water warbler looked like a man-eating monster.No, why is Shui Ying a monster? It is clear that Ji Chen has a crush on Shui Ying and said such things because he was afraid that he would snatch it.
Ji Chen could see from Chai Yu's eyes that he didn't believe him, and the corner of his mouth slightly turned up: "Nowadays, monsters don't eat people to change their spirits. I think your energy is insufficient, so you must have been sucked in. Insufficient energy will make you lose your energy." People are drowsy, but you seem to wake up early, as if someone helped you."
Chai Yu subconsciously touched the place where Shui Ying had kissed. If what Ji Chen said was true, it would explain why he slept for two days and two nights, but what did Ji Chen say after that? Who is helping him?
Ji Chen stopped talking after this, and left the room to the living room.Chai Yuchi followed him out, wanting to ask Ji Chen what he meant by that sentence, but he didn't know how to say it.
"Hey, are you looking for that ugly fat man next?" Chai Yu found that Ji Chen didn't stay in the living room, but went out of the shop directly.
Ji Chen gave Chai Yu a sideways look, "I heard that love turns hate? The ugly fat guy you're talking about might be a handsome guy. The goddess you like falls in love with the handsome guy, but the handsome guy has two legs, so... ..."
"Enough is enough, don't talk about a handsome guy, I don't believe he is more handsome than me."
Chai Yu followed Ji Chen away and didn't know what to eat. Ji Chen walked forward step by step in the Daiyu style just like last time. Chai Yu stopped every two steps to look at him, so passers-by on the street looked at the two of them. .
"Mortar, where are you going, how about I drive you?"
"Your car won't arrive."
"Oh, can you hurry up then?"
Ji Chen glanced at the talkative Chai Yu, and continued to walk leisurely in his own way.
"Hey, can you hurry up, I'll embarrass you." Chai Yu tapped his forehead, why would there be such a person as Ji Chen in this world.
Ji Chen didn't take Chai Yu's words seriously at all, and kept moving forward at a slow pace.
"I said mortar, do you know where the ugly fat man is? Shuiying doesn't seem to have said that." Chai Yu walked fast, walking a distance longer than Ji Chen, so he stopped and asked.
Ji Chen stopped thinking, "I just remembered and didn't ask."
"No way, did you say it after walking so far?" Chai Yu felt dizzy when he slapped his forehead. He thought Ji Chen came out because he knew about it. It's been a while since I left and I still don't remember.
"Teasing you." Ji Chen said suddenly, and continued to walk forward.
Chai Yu was taken aback, did Ji Chen know where Duduo was? How did he know, a prophet?
"Mortar, you are amazing. Do you really know or pretend to know, do you know if you pretend to be struck by lightning?" Chai Yu was really curious, what is Ji Chen's identity, is he a human or a demon?
Ji Chen ignored Chai Yu's words, took two steps and suddenly raised his head.Seeing this, Chai Yu also raised his head. Seeing this, he was almost scared to pee, and the billboard actually fell down.Ji Chen ran out a few steps abruptly, not forgetting to grab the frightened Chai Yu.
The billboard fell to the ground with a bang, attracting the attention of pedestrians around. They automatically formed a circle to watch, and pointed at the billboard that fell suddenly.
Chai Yu looked at the billboard and wiped the sweat from his brow, this thing is made of iron, if it hits someone, it will definitely kill it.Ji Chen was looking up. The billboard fell from the fourth floor, and there was a corner of the billboard on the wall. It seemed that the billboards fell from the other three places where they could not be fixed.
Chai Yu finished looking at Ji Chen in a daze. Fortunately, Ji Chen reacted quickly, otherwise the consequences would be disastrous, "How are you, are you not injured?"
Ji Chen seemed to be taken aback, and stared blankly at Chai Yu for a few seconds, "Do you think there might be something wrong with me?"
"Yeah, people like you can't die." Chai Yu really felt that he was sick, so he actually worried about this Ji Chen. He was afraid that even if Ji Chen was crushed to death, he would be resurrected with full blood and continue to fight zombies.
The two continued walking along the road without waiting for the police to deal with the billboard.After walking for about two streets, Chai Yu realized that something was wrong. Apart from the previous billboard, four things fell from the upstairs. Chai Yu became suspicious.And there was nothing dropped where he walked first, as long as Ji Chen passed by, something would definitely fall.It's like a cupid carrying sundries flying above Ji Chen's head, using those sundries as arrows of love, and hitting Ji Chen when he sees them.
Chai Yu followed Ji Chen and walked another two streets, and saw Ji Chen parked in front of the printing shop on the side of the road. Chai Yu pouted at this printing shop called Meimei.The signboard is not as small as a door, and there is no store door, only a narrow staircase for one person to walk together, and the inside is very dark and gloomy.
"I said the mortar, but you said my car couldn't reach it? Why do I think I'll get there by turning left, going straight, turning right, going straight, turning left, going straight again?" Chai Yu gritted his back molars.
Ji Chen said lightly, "So you're not a road idiot."
"What do you mean, I'm afraid I can't find the way!" Chai Yu roared, Ji Chen was too defiant, why didn't the billboard fall down and kill him now.
"No, I'm afraid you won't understand me." Ji Chen walked into the narrow stairs.
"Ji Chen!"
Chai Yu chased after him angrily, and had to argue with Ji Chen about who is a road idiot or an idiot.
The stairs stretched upwards without end. Chai Yu wiped off his sweat after climbing dozens of steps, and began to wonder, what kind of brainless designer built the stairs straight up and down, and the building didn't look that high, there were only five floors at most .
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