The whole world loves my nemesis

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Ji Yanchu turned on the computer and started the live broadcast.

An orange short-legged cat rolled from the lower right corner of the page to the lower left corner following the ball of wool.

Due to the website crash last night, Ji Yanchu had just started broadcasting, not only the original audience but also a group of melon-eating crowd came to watch the fun.

[Excuse me, is this the live broadcast room that caused the bantam cat to collapse yesterday? 】

【Find is here today】

[The short-legged cat collapsed, I don't know who it is, what do you think? 】

[Crash the website, you still have the nerve to live broadcast? 】

[I don't know who is Wannian's second child, is there anyone who doesn't know? 】

Ji Yanchu saw that the barrage was obviously in rhythm. He has been an anchor for so long, and it is not uncommon for him to see this kind of situation.He went straight to banning several accounts that were obviously in rhythm.

[You are finally here, it was just broadcast for half an hour yesterday.The days without you, I have long nights, sleepless]

[I didn't see the picture of who turned into a box, I couldn't sleep at all]

[I edited it overnight. I don’t know who landed it into a box collection. You are welcome to watch it when you can’t sleep]

【Let me see it too】

Ji Yanchu was laughed angrily by them, and said: "Thank you for your hard work, it must be very hard for me to find the materials that have landed in a box."

He opened PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds neatly, clicked on the fourth row and pulled thus1 into the team, and said, "First row for a while to find the feel."

【There is still thus1 today】

[Recently appearing with a very high frequency]

[Who wants to sign up with thus1 for the double event of the host competition? 】

[So you will be in a sweet duo with thus1 in the future?So and so, have you forgotten your original intention? 】

After Ji Yanchu ordered the invitation, thus1 soon appeared in the team.

The character is still wearing the DF uniform, Ji Yanchu looked around twice, and said to the audience in the live broadcast room: "Sweet double row? Men will only affect my speed of drawing guns. When I have the DF uniform I ruthlessly abandoned him."

[Thus1 is conducting ward rounds at any time]

【I don’t know who has forgotten the fear of being recorded by thus1】

【I don't know who it is. Broken pot and broken】

Ji Yanchu turned on the game mic while smiling and said to thus1, "I turned it on."

Before he clicked on the game, a message popped up in the lower right corner to apply for joining the team.

[030kk apply to join the team]

Ji Yanchu's hand that clicked to start the game paused, the screen of the barrage assistant had been blurred.

【who!It is empty to invite you! 】

【agreed, agreed!Mommy agrees]

[No, wait, isn't Kongkong the anchor of the King of Glory division? 】

[Since the registration link for the anchor competition came out, the anchors of the major divisions have gone crazy one after another, don't be too rare and too strange]

【Kongkong is desperate, please save her quickly】

Ji Yanchu and Kong Kong are in the same small group of anchors. There are more than a dozen people in the group, and they occasionally live broadcast and play Bantam's new cheating game together.

The audience in the live broadcast room of the two also often drop by.

Ji Yanchu turned on the game mic and said, "Honey, wait for me, I'll bring a friend along."

Thus1 responded, and Ji Yanchu nodded in agreement.

Soon a female character with twin ponytails, wearing a baseball cap and black mesh stockings appeared on the game page.

The empty microphone was turned on, and a pleasant female voice came out, and she said shortly, "I'm in!"

Kong Kong said again: "Who is so, you are really my savior! I just bought the game, and it has been falling into boxes all night! Save me! In exchange, I will take you to the top of the game."

Looking at her fashion, Ji Yanchu was shocked, and commented: "...the clothes are not bad."

There was a hint of pride in Kong Kong's voice, and he introduced to Ji Yanchu endlessly: "The fun of playing games is wearing beautiful clothes. I bought several sets, and you can try them later. My shoes are also very beautiful. ,slim high heel."

[Jedi Nuan Nuan is online]

[I want to die from laughing, is this the female anchor?Sudden change in painting style]

[Three people standing together, who is the most frustrated]

This is a novice who just bought the game and played it for less than three hours. Ji Yanchu said: "Let's play wild in this game."

"Jump near the house I'm punctuating, okay?"

Kong Kong fully agreed, and jumped out of the parachute first, "Chasing and jumping, how simple, don't underestimate me."

As soon as Ji Yanchu took the time to talk to thus1, he heard Kongkong yelling twice uncontrollably, "What is this? Why is it out of my control?"

Then he watched Kong Kong deviate from the course, farther and farther away from his mark.

Ji Yanchu: "..."

Ji Yanchu had no choice but to say: "You find a place to hide when you land and wait for me, I will go find you."

Ji Xun pushed aside the milk tea in his hand, and watched Ji Yanchu ride the motorcycle on the side of the road and run towards Kong Kong.

He pursed his lips, as if nothing had happened, opened the door and entered the small building to search for equipment.

【On thus1's road to falling out of favor】

[I didn't expect that I was still laughing at Leaf a few days ago, and the newcomer became the old one in a blink of an eye]

【Sorry, I just like the scumbag masculinity who doesn't know who it is all over the world】

Kong Kong suddenly said excitedly: "I picked up a handful of M4!"

Ji Yanchu said: "Don't move, there are people nearby."

She murmured: "This game is like a stamp collecting game for me. When I have collected enough, I will send a courier, ah, holy and great."

【? ? ? 】

【Why is Kong Kong exactly the same as me?】

【Do you want to be so real】

[Don't get me wrong, in fact, playing the king empty-handed is still very awesome]

【Kong Kong: An uncontrollable woman】

Before the words fell, there was a burst of gunfire.

Kong Kong: "Why is he hiding in the toilet squatting!! What kind of man is he!"

Hearing the gunshots, Ji Yanchu decisively walked around the front door, and said to Kong Kong: "Climb to his blind spot and seduce him."

As soon as he finished speaking, Kong Kong squeezed his throat and said: "Little brother, little brother, don't kill me, I'm afraid of pain."

It's not this kind of seduction, Ji Yanchu thought.

Kong Kong obviously turned on all the mics.

Another male voice quickly rang out, saying: "The ones who can talk like this are generally not girls, they are all foxes who have been around for a thousand years. Stop pretending, buddy, it's just a game, it won't happen."

The passer-by added: "I also have a voice changer."

Kong Kong was unable to speak out, and said, "But I really am, I'm not a voice changer."

Passers-by seem to see through the truth: "Don't pretend, don't pretend, hey, it's boring."

Kongkong drove his teammate's mic, was so angry that he was dizzy, and said: "He is connotative and I will turn on the voice changer! I am 24k innocent. Is he deaf? Who the hell, kill him!"

"Here we come." Ji Yanchu decisively broke through the window and entered.

Passers-by also heard the sound of broken windows and closed the toilet door directly.

Ji Yanchu wanted to jump out of the window and go back the same way, when the door was opened, three big men rushed forward, and there was a burst of gunshots.

Ji Yanchu was invincible with four hands alone, and his blood volume continued to drop. Following the sound of gunfire, he shouted slowly: "Why does he still have teammates! Who killed them! Go big!"

The character was about to fall to the ground. Ji Yanchu cleared his throat, raised his voice, and changed his articulation slightly. Then he turned on the whole microphone and said, "That's right, I told you not to use the voice changer to play with female voices. Brother , don’t kill us, she didn’t do it on purpose, I’ve already landed three rounds and died.”

The gunfire stopped, and the bullet screen was also silent for a second.

After a while, the male voice squatting in the toilet said in surprise: "Hey, there are really girls? Why didn't you talk earlier. I'm very good at recognizing voice changers."

Kongkong: "..."

Ji Yanchu pretended to be surprised, and asked, "How did you find out that I didn't use a voice changer?"

The passer-by said proudly: "I often use some modal particles, such as la, ne, ah, which are 99.9% men's clothes and women's clothes. This is a law that I discovered."

After Ji Yanchu took the medicine, he bent down to help Kong Kong, and said, "Kong, have you learned everything my brother taught you?"

Kong Kong: "..."

【Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, seek the empty psychological shadow area】

【True and fake voice changer】

[I'm dizzy from laughing hahahahaha, this paragraph will be popular]

[Speaking of which, the criterion for judging whether she is a girl is actually not being able to act like a baby]

[Old straight man, he was ruined by the Internet]

A passer-by asked, "Where are your other two teammates?"

Ji Yanchu said: "They are so good, they are all boxes."

Ji Yanchu looked at the mini-map, and the cursor of thus1 was already very close to them. He turned on his teammate microphone and said, "Baby, don't come here, protect yourself."

thus1 did not speak.

[At this time, you still pretend to be cool! 】

【I'm afraid I don't want to abandon your baby】

The principle of the game of these three is to dog, find a house after getting rid of the virus, hide in the bathroom and close the door and just hang out.

As long as any unlucky guy opens the door, he will be shot and killed. At this moment, the ring is locked. Unfortunately, this house is not in the safe zone.

Ji Yanchu said: "On the way here, I saw a jeep nearby."

"Come on, you stand among us, the three of us will protect you."

Kong Kong walked in the front and charged into battle, followed by the chattering passer-by, followed by Ji Yanchu, and behind him were the other two chattering teammates.

Along the way, the chatter kept talking to Ji Yanchu, and occasionally turned off the microphone, probably communicating with his teammates.

When he got near the jeep, Ji Yanchuguo disconnected his gun, and dense gunshots rang out.

After knocking down the two people behind him, the two of them didn't react at all.

The chatterer finally came to his senses, and was shocked by the speed at which Ji Yanchu turned his face, "Is being protected better than killing?"

The blood volume on his body was also dropping, and he was stuck in a dangerous position. He jumped a few times to switch positions and knocked down the chatter behind him.

Ji Yanchu jumped twice on the spot, and replied with a normal voice: "Of course it's more enjoyable to kill people. Boys can also use modal particles. Don't discriminate against sex."

【so bad】

【Too bad, too bad, too bad xN】

The passer-by was silent for a while, confirming that he had heard correctly that it was a man. He angrily made his last words, "Liar! My law of identifying men's clothing with women's modal particles is broken! I'm dead, goodbye."

[Toxic, is this the point?]

[He seems to be desperate for his family members]

[Actually, I don’t know who used onomatopoeia to pretend to be a girl before]

【What a miserable passerby】

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