This damn entertainment industry

The original setting of the program was to choose a place with a desolate background in the mountains on the outskirts of the nearby city for two days.But during the on-the-spot investigation, the crew found a dilapidated village ruins in Qifeng Mountain, [-] kilometers away from the urban area.

The uninhabited dilapidated village, coupled with the bleak atmosphere of late autumn and early winter, would be a shame if you didn't take an adventure in a deserted village.

"Let's go, how did this group of ancestors find such a blessed place?" Shu Mu raised his neck and looked at the seemingly endless mountains in the distance, beating his legs that were filled with lead, and was about to kneel to the program crew. up.Qifeng Mountain has towering peaks and stretches for several miles. There are neither rich mountain resources nor picturesque scenery in the mountain. In addition, the only villager who lives in the mountain moved out of the mountain many years ago, so few people go out of the mountain to enter the mountain. Even today, there is not a decent road in the mountains, so when driving to the foot of the mountain, it is replaced by walking.

Shu Mu’s show guests are pretty good, and assistants and managers help move luggage and so on. The poor big men who live and sleep in the open air, carry expensive equipment and props that may be used in the show like oxen, and leave. In two steps, you have to open your mouth to drink two sips of the bone-cooling mountain wind.The girls who were in charge of makeup and styling were even worse. Even if they didn't take anything, they couldn't keep up with the pace of the large army.

"If you're tired, go sit in the donkey cart for a while." Seeing that Shu Mu's face was turning green, Mu Kuan panted heavily while pointing to the donkey carts at the front of the line.These donkey carts were originally prepared by the crew for a few guests. After all, they are celebrities. Director Wang Bin is embarrassed to let them climb the mountain with them.But the four guests sat in the donkey cart for less than 10 minutes, and they all said that they usually pay attention to fitness, and their physical fitness is not bad, and mountain climbing is not a problem at all.

In fact, their subtext is: No matter how tired the leg is, I never see it really broken, but it is true that the buttocks are broken into eight petals.Riding in a donkey cart on such a rugged mountain road is simply yearning for the benefits of the Disabled Persons' Federation.

The donkey cart has become a special ration cart, and even those expensive equipment can't be put on the cart, let alone a living person.

"Forget it," Shu Mu waved his hands with lingering fear, "Sitting on it for 5 minutes is more tiring than walking for [-] hours, and if you fall down, let alone your buttocks, you will even have to spit out your breakfast."

Tan Li, who was carrying two exquisite sundry bags, stuffed the things in his hands into the manager's arms silently, then turned his hand and led the young master forward, walked to the strong donkey at the front of the line, and calmly glanced at the donkey One glance, in exchange for the sound of the donkey's heavy breathing.

Tan Li didn't understand the subtext of the donkey, so he turned around and picked up Shu Mu, who was full of doubts.

"..." Shu Mu's heart flickered for a moment, and he grabbed Tan Li's sleeve subconsciously. Before he could ask what the other party was going to do, Tan Li had already put Shu Mu firmly on the donkey's back with his arms.

"Carry it well." Tan Li patted the head of the donkey who was grunting and rolling his eyes, and pulled out a carrot and handed it to the donkey as if by magic. With a flattering expression, he wants to eat carrots.

Tan Li casually tore off a dry branch, found a piece of string from his pocket, tied the radish and tied it to the branch, and handed it to the stunned Shu Mu: "Take it."

Shu Mu took the branch stiffly and adjusted the distance before the donkey succeeded in biting the carrot, so the lazy donkey immediately turned on its horsepower and ran forward in small steps. It just couldn't speak human words, otherwise it would surely Hum an upbeat country tune.

In all fairness, riding a donkey on this kind of bumpy mountain road is not a good feeling, especially the original duty of this donkey is to pull a cart instead of being a mount, so there is not even a place for pedals, Shu Mu swayed from side to side, every time When he lost his balance completely, Tan Li would stretch out his hand to make sure he sat on the donkey's back smoothly.

But the back of a donkey is softer than a cart, so the butt doesn't have to suffer so much.

Looking up at the still endless mountain road, looking back at the envious and envious pack-carrying party members, Mr. Shu was happy physically and mentally, and wanted to sing a song: You carry the burden, and I lead the donkey...

The people who watched this scene didn't react for a long time, and the other three guests silently shifted their eyes to their assistants—why don't you have the wisdom of an assistant?The three assistants lowered their heads aggrievedly. Even if they wanted to find a way to ride a donkey, they didn't have the arm strength to lift it on a flat ground. You are so delicate and expensive, can you go up by yourself, and you won't be afraid of being disfigured if you fall...

So the three guests looked at the other three donkeys who were leisurely and leisurely on the road, and continued to trek on foot.

At the end of the team, Tang Jianwen, who also appeared as an assistant, brought Kang Jun, who had no sense of existence, to the other donkey. He patted the donkey's head casually, and then lifted Kang Jun up when the donkey froze.

The donkey seemed to have been greatly frightened, and followed the team neatly all the way, not even moving its tail that was habitually flicked back and forth.

People without donkeys: "..."

It wasn't until dark that a group of people could barely see a vague outline of the village. This was a village built in a mountain depression. At first glance, it looks like a paradise isolated from the world.

Fantasizing about sleeping in a luxurious country mansion tonight, everyone was more excited than a donkey who was a little tired after watching carrots all day, shouting at each other and rushing towards the village.

As the saying goes, "Looking at the mountain runs away to death", for this group of urbanites who have been tortured by the mountain road for a whole day, this seemingly short mountain road took more than three hours. When they finally stood at the entrance of the village, It was almost midnight.

"Oh my god, how can I remember that I didn't walk for such a long time last time!" The cameraman leaned on a big withered tree at the entrance of the village, fanning the wind with his hand, even though the night in the mountains was approaching zero, But people who have been exercising for a day are steaming all over their bodies, and they will not feel the cold for a while.

"We packed lightly last time, can it be the same as this time?" Another cameraman put down the expensive camera equipment, took out the mineral water and drank it dry, wiped his mouth, and was quite unsatisfied.

"Tonight, I wronged everyone to huddle in the biggest house in the village. Tomorrow, we will arrange accommodation according to the script. Xiao Liu, quickly light a fire and boil some hot water for everyone to drink. Xiao Zhao, give everyone the military coat. Put it on when it’s cold, and catching a cold in the mountains is no joke.” Wang Bin shouted at the entrance of the village, and the whole group was moved by the wind, and people moved their things into the mansion at the head of the village one after another.

This yard should have been built by the village chief or a wealthy family in the village. There are two entrances to the yard. It has an antique architectural style. There is a small two-story building in the middle. Maybe the village has been abandoned for a long time. The small building looks dilapidated, with papered windows Whistling in the night wind.Fortunately, the overall structure of the house is still intact. There are two bedrooms on the first floor and two bedrooms on the second floor. There is a big wooden bed in it, which is enough for more than 30 people in the crew to rest.

There are many low-rise buildings around the front yard. Everyone checked them one by one and found that most of the buildings have entered the ranks of dilapidated buildings. When you look up in the room, you can see the clear and bright stars in the dark blue night sky. There are hideous cracks everywhere, as if a strong wind blows, the house will collapse.There are three independent low thatched houses in the innermost part of the backyard, which are incompatible with the brick and tile houses in the front yard, like a lonely soul abandoned in the dark, howling mournfully.

"Why do I feel that this village is very windy?" Shu Mu hugged his shoulders and shook, habitually moving closer to Tan Li.Don't blame him for being suspicious. As far as the environment is concerned, this place is more like a ghost film shooting scene than the resort in the past.

"It's just a dilapidated village." Wang Bin, who was handing out rations one by one, came over with a smile, "How about it, do you think it has a wild atmosphere here? I think I was fascinated by the scenery here when I first saw it. , I have a hunch that as long as this episode airs, the ratings champion will definitely be ours."

Shu Mu managed to squeeze out a piercing smile. If killing people was not against the law, he would have killed the director who lived forever in his own world with a kitchen knife. A reality show can capture such things that even the archaeological team can't dig up. Broken place, actually complacent?

Mu Kuan and Kang Jun, who gathered together to enjoy the fire with Shu Mu, heard the sound of the young master grinding his teeth, and silently lighted the wax for Wang Dao in their hearts.

Those who offend the young master will never end well.

Because there is no electricity in the mountains, the crew specially brought in two generators for the filming of the show. This batch of equipment was sent in a day earlier than them, and they are now in the right position to charge the electric heaters brought by everyone.Although everyone has brought a lot of warm babies, but in the depths of the mountains, no one can guarantee that any sudden situation will happen, so consumables can be saved as much as possible.

"Come here, you eat, let's take a few shots first." After eating a cold steamed bun, Wang Bin directed the cameraman to position himself to take pictures of the guests eating their first meal on the mountain.Mu Kuan poked at Qin Li and Tang Jianwen, who were conscious of being in the camera without messing up, and the three retreated behind the cameraman, hugging their shoulders to watch them find an angle to take the camera.

"What's so good about this kind of scene!" Seeing that the cameraman hadn't stopped filming for 10 minutes, Tang Jianwen was not happy. The four guests drank hot water around the bonfire and cold steamed buns. They couldn't even say a line. No.Even if he barely watches TV, Tang Jianwen knows that if reality shows are filmed at this pace, even middle-aged aunts won't watch them.

"We need to edit in the later stage, so the more shots in the front, the more room for post-production, and we have to choose shots with good angles from the artists." Mu Kuan explained to the two laymen beside him in a low voice. The light swept through the darkness outside the camera, and he may have seen ghosts too many times. He always felt that those dead branches moving with the wind were the tentacles of demons and ghosts...

"That's it for today," Wang Bin clapped his hands, which means that the whole day's busyness has come to an end. "There are only four rooms here, and one room is reserved for the five ladies in our group. It's going to be one night." Everyone dispersed, Shu Mu pulled Tan Li, and led Tang Jianwen, Kang Jun, Mu Kuan, Liu Cheng and his assistant into the room on the left side of the first floor next to the stairs.

"I hope tomorrow's accommodation will be better than today." Seeing the assistant busy making the bed, Liu Cheng wrinkled his nose slightly wronged. If he had known that he would go to such a place where no shit would be filmed for a show, he would never have signed it. this contract.But it's a done deal, and he can't stop recording with the risk of breach of contract and the suspicion of playing big names.

"Don't worry, the village is so big, you will always find a house that suits your needs." Shu Mu comforted Liu Cheng, and fell down on the bunk next to Tan Li, while Mu Kuan slept on the other side of the young master. At the scene, the manager quietly moved to the side, trying to keep a distance from the young master.

He wasn't afraid of Shu Mu's beastly behavior, but he was afraid that Tan Li would get jealous and tear him to pieces.

In front of him was a once-in-a-lifetime burial ground, and he didn't want to be buried here forever.