Tingfeng colleagues-our third generation

I remembered being made to faint in the sunset that afternoon, that was my passing away... Damn it! !

This sentence can describe the current mood of Li Yifeng, who is holding on to the bedside table in embarrassment: unwilling, annoyed, and very angry!

The main culprits of this bad mood were firstly the overwhelming pain that came from the waist muscles clearly when he got up; The messy posture is overused, and he is still in a weak state today. Unprepared, he almost fell straight up to eat/shit; the third is that when he took a step forward reflexively in order to maintain his balance, he was involved in a difficult situation. The place where he opened his mouth was so painful and ashamed that he wanted to go to hell; fourth, when he was frightened and holding on to the cabinet to keep himself from falling out of his body, there was a very smooth, peaceful and happy breathing sound from beside him.

This made Li Yifeng abuse a certain damn Viagra thousands of times in an instant!

And the instigator who was being hacked into pieces with someone's eyes looked very weak and delicious now.And, no!often!by!Lying naked on the bed, the quilt was kicked so that it could not cover the lower body at all, and could barely cover the back.There is still saliva flowing down from the corner of the mouth, glowing with silver light in sleep, and the naked buttocks are shamelessly exposed, making people want to... kick down desperately! !

I will never have the slightest sympathy for him in the future!After all, I actually felt sorry for him yesterday and asked him to tease me. I am the stupidest idiot in the world! ! ! !

Throwing away the bedside table angrily, Li Yifeng endured the pain in his waist, legs and somewhere, climbed onto the bed, and slapped Silly Baitian's buttocks hard.

"Hi, the surname is Chen!"

As a result, what Li Yifeng never expected was that the silly Baitian lying next to him let out a super sticky snort, which made Li Yifeng unable to slap behind him in fright.

"Huh~?" Chen Weiting half-opened one eye and looked at Li Yifeng, raised the corner of his mouth, revealing a deep dimple, one hand rested on Li Yifeng's stomach lazily, and played with a piece of meat.

"Has Fengfengli gained weight recently? I knew that I wouldn't consciously go to the gym if I wasn't around Li, look inside, my stomach is chubby... duang~duang~"

Li Yifeng: ...

William Chan, if I don't kill you a hundred times today, I'll write my name upside down! ! !

"William ah~" Li Yifeng pretended to be natural and yelled casually, and at the same time took the thermometer from the bedside table and clamped it, and lay down slowly.

"Huh?" Chen Weiting raised his eyebrows, his reaction was a little slow, and he seemed to want to go back to sleep.

This move greatly angered Li Miaomiao.

However, Li Miaomiao, who insisted on the principle that if you can't bear it, make chaos and make big plans, swallowed the anger and blood (from the anger) back into his stomach, and squeezed out a smile:

"I feel very refreshed. Did you take a bath for me?"

"That's right!" Chen Weiting narrowed his eyes, smiled proudly, and squeezed his hand twice.

"I know Fengfeng likes to be clean the most, so even if I'm too tired, I still take a bath for you~"

How dare you say you're tired in front of me.Li Yifeng pinched the skin on the back of Chen Weiting's hand and threw his hand down, causing Chen Weiting to yelp and regain consciousness completely.

"I also took a shower before I got into your bed..." Chen Weiting said aggrievedly, after thinking about it, he added in a low voice, "I even changed the sheets".

Li Yifeng looked under his body, the sheets were changed fairly neatly.Thinking of Chen Weiting being so exhausted last night and having to change the sheets to help him take a bath, he felt a little more balanced.But when he thought about why William Chan was so exhausted, he wished he could just die.

"By the way William, did you know that I had a fever yesterday?"

"Fever... fever?!?!" Chen Weiting suddenly sat up, and then supported his waist with an oops, and his whole body became weak instantly.Li Yifeng was dumbfounded when he saw it—holding a grass!Why does he look like he has been attacked!How embarrassing for me! !

However, Li Miaomiao still pretended to be very concerned and asked:

"what happened?"

"...Low pain... It was a little too much yesterday... Hehe..." Chen Weiting smiled embarrassingly.Li Yifeng also laughed and said:

"Haha, thank you for your hard work..."

When Chen Weiting heard it, he originally wanted to answer, "I should do what I should do~" But before he could finish his sentence, Li Yifeng's tone suddenly changed, and he answered coldly:

"It hurts your sister."

Ever since he woke up, Fengfeng had been treating him gently with a sweet voice, thinking that Fengfeng finally had something to do with him, and he always felt very happy.So after hearing someone's voice of freezing to zero, I reacted to something, and immediately my whole body felt bad.

"Fengfeng is in pain too!!" Silly Baitian hurriedly lifted the quilt, turned Li Yifeng over and planned to rub his waist, which caused Li Yifeng to experience the horror of the thermometer almost poking into his body in horror.

"I'm sorry, I didn't know I had a fever!" Silly Baitian panicked, "I just felt...it was so hot inside, it was so hot that I was about to melt...but I didn't think about the fever... ... Fengfeng? Is Li still having a fever now? Li's ears are so red! No four?"

"...I'm going to wash my ears..." Hearing something he didn't want to hear, Li Yifeng whispered to himself in pain.

"Where does the waist hurt? I'll help the oil (rub it)..." Chen Weiting wanted to test the muscle tension on Li Yifeng's back with his hands, but he saw the blue and purple fingerprints on both sides of his waist at first glance. Thinking of how crazy I was yesterday, I grabbed such a thin waist and tossed back and forth...

"What are you doing?" After waiting for a long time and seeing no movement from William Chan, Li Yifeng was very uncomfortable and couldn't help but turn around and ask.As soon as he turned around, he saw Chen Weiting staring at his back with a red face.

"What are you looking at?" Li Yifeng became impatient, adjusted his posture, and reinserted the thermometer.

Chen Weiting was stunned for a moment, and said:

"Ah... no four..."

Saying that, she put her hands on his waist and rubbed it very lightly.

"... Are you massaging or scratching?" Li Yifeng clicked his tongue in disgust.

"...I don't dare to use force..." Chen Weiting mumbled.

"What kind of massage is it if you don't use force! I... ah!!" Before he finished speaking, the silly Baitian who had been frightened all the time did not dare to neglect. His whole body trembled, and he couldn't hold back a scream.

Silly Baitian quickly raised his hand, and asked the question in a straightforward manner:

"Fengfeng, Li's voice is hoarse, do you want some water? I'll pour it for Li!"

As he said that, Yigulu rolled over and got out of bed. The moment he landed, he was trembling with pain in his back, but he didn't dare to say it out...

Li Yifeng raised his head and glared at someone angrily, and found that someone had some flowers on his back. When he opened his eyes and looked carefully, Chen Weiting had already walked out of the door again.

Li Yifeng didn't get angry in his stomach, and lay down on his back very aggrieved, waiting for someone to bring water.When Chen Weiting came in with water, the time was just right. Li Yifeng took out the thermometer and found that the fever had subsided.

"Fever gone?" Chen Weiting leaned over to look.

Li Yifeng glanced at him, just drinking water and not answering.

"I heard that if you have a fever, you have to sweat to be cold (to be) good..." Chen Weiting looked at Li Yifeng with a little regret and a little expectation:

"But Leng (Neng) hit the right side yesterday and sweated so much, so the fever went away..."

Li Yifeng looked at Chen Weiting's face full of "So please forgive me in Fengfengli!", and silently decided in his heart to make Chen Weiting have a fever and then reduce his fever when he attacked, but his face was full of smiles, saying On a completely unrelated topic:

"William, how did you learn how to dance in the United States? I really want to know. Well, if you dance to me, I will forgive you."

Hearing that Li Yifeng let go so easily, William Chan was overjoyed, and immediately agreed:

"Okay! If Li wants to see it, I'll show it all to Li!"

"All?" Li Yifeng raised one eyebrow, "Don't you also have back pain, can you dance?"

Fengfeng still cares about me!Silly Baitian bit his lower lip, showing a row of big white teeth, smiled brightly, and nodded emphatically.

"Okay, you said it. You can't finish the dance." Li Yifeng's tone was full of joy that the big fish was hooked, "Actually, I still have a gift for you."

Hearing the first sentence, he thought Li Yifeng seemed to be plotting a conspiracy, but when he heard the latter sentence, Silly Baitian was instantly happy again, and had no doubts about him at all.

"It's in the cabinet over there, take it out and use it." Li Yifeng pointed to the cabinet at the door, and said:

"Originally, I bought it for my own use, but because of your 'good' performance, I gave it to you! You must use it, don't underestimate my intention~"

Chen Weiting opened the cabinet and dragged out a roll of plastic fiber-like thing from inside. It was quite a big roll. I don't know what it was.He looked at Li Yifeng, and Li Yifeng signaled him to open it.

The result... turned out to be a 0.5*2m massage mat! ! !

He looked at Li Yifeng in shock, and Li Yifeng smiled at him gently.He looked back at the horrible little stones on the mat again, and drooped his face.Then he looked back at Li Yifeng resentfully, and Li Yifeng kindly gave him a mua.

Chen Weiting's heart is broken at this moment.

Since then, because the scene is too tragic, in order to support the country to build a harmonious society, we use the simplest method to watch:

System prompt: Player Li Yifeng initiated a challenge to player William Chan.

--3 minutes later--

System prompt: Player Li Yifeng started the first round of PK with player Chen Weiting.

William Chan: Fengfeng...the foot hurts...uh...

Li Yifeng [thumbs up]: Congratulations!

William Chan: ... Congratulations ... what?

Li Yifeng: I have tasted the honey recipe I love!

William Chan [want to cry without tears]: ……………

System prompt: Player Chen Weiting's HP has dropped by 10%

--5 minutes later--

System prompt: Player Li Yifeng and player William Chan launched a second round of PK.

William Chan [crying face]: Fengfeng really hurts...

Li Yifeng [smiling face]: You're welcome.

William Chan: ...Huh?

Li Yifeng: It is my duty to make you feel pain and joy.

William Chan [crying]: ...

System prompt: Player Chen Weiting's HP has dropped by 20%

--7 minutes later--

System prompt: Player Li Yifeng and player William Chan started the third round of PK.

William Chan: Fengfeng, I can't do it...

Li Yifeng: Hold on, William Pot!

William Chan: Li finally said something human...

Li Yifeng: I'm still waiting for you to cook porridge for me!

William Chan [horrified face]: ... ... Baby ... shall we order takeaway?

Li Yifeng [pouts]: No, I want to eat your porridge.

William Chan [heart-stuck]: ...Okay...I'll cook...

System prompt: Player Chen Weiting's HP has dropped by 30%

--10 minutes later--

System prompt: Player Li Yifeng and player William Chan started the fourth round of PK.

William Chan: Say something, Fengfeng, let me divert my attention...

Li Yifeng: ……………

William Chan: Fengfeng?baby?

Li Yifeng [chicken pecking at rice]: ... snore... snore...

William Chan [heart breakdown]: Fengfengli attacked me!Attack me now! !

Li Yifeng [kind face]: What are you talking about William, I just want to see you dance~

William Chan: I was wrong, Fengfeng, I was wrong, I’ll go cook porridge for Li now, and I’ll take Li to take a shower later, after washing, we’ll ride and I’ll be on it, okay...

Li Yifeng [tsundere face]: I don't have that much energy today, let's do it another day, remember it yourself.

William Chan [grievance]: Okay...

System prompt: Player Chen Weiting's HP has dropped by 40%

System prompt: Player Chen Weiting's HP is 0, wait for 10 seconds and then revive.

System prompt: Player Chen Weiting has obtained the achievement [From now on, I will never dare to bully my wife again]

System prompt: Player Li Yifeng defeated player Chen Weiting. The PK is over.

System prompt: The PK takes 15 minutes, and the defeated player will get the state of [the soles of the feet and the heartache to death], and this state will remain for 2 days.