Healing Vest Essence

The supernatural ability is called "Degenerate Theory", but there are a lot of people who are decent, and there is no sign of degeneration. On the contrary, Ango Sakaguchi, who is still a social animal, has finally ushered in the day when he will not be a human being and will degenerate.

Ango Sakaguchi: Haha, Dazai-kun, Odasaku, I am no longer a human being, I am going to degenerate! !

This extraordinary day not only means the return of Oda Sakunosuke, but also has other commemorative significance.

It will be deeply imprinted in the life of Ango Sakaguchi, and it will become something he will never forget in this life——

Wonderful black history: D

Yazawa Haruto, who was attached to the orange cat, also had a bit more cat instinct. For example, now, he is staring at the finger that Sakaguchi Ango pointed at himself, and the more he looks at it, the more unhappy he becomes.

I really want to destroy it.

Just do it.

The big orange cat squinted its blue eyes, rubbed its hind legs against the surface of the high chair, then exerted force on its hind legs, and with the help of the high chair to stabilize its direction, rushed into it like a small orange cannon/bomb. into the arms of Oda Sakunosuke, knocked Ango Sakaguchi out, and knocked off his raised finger with a "snap".

After being drunk, Ango Sakaguchi, whose mind was unclear and extremely childish, collapsed even more.

The black-haired young man who drank three glasses of high-grade foreign wine had a thin layer of red on his face, and mist filled his eyes, and the mist even wrapped around his lenses.

Because Ango Sakaguchi cried for a long time, he hugged Oda Sakunosuke's waist and rubbed desperately, so even the neatly dressed suit was slightly opened, and the collar of the white shirt inside was wrinkled, looking a little rough.

His tears that were originally concretized into egg flower tears, when the orange cat possessed by Yazawa Haruto was knocked out of Oda Sakunosuke's arms, evolved into fountain-like crying, complaining while hiccupping: "Hi, Even this little goblin who has just arrived and has no status can bully me, it's too much, wow!"

Osamu Dazai was overwhelmed with joy, his whole body was almost unsteady laughing.

He found it fun to bully Ango Sakaguchi before, but he didn't expect him to be more interesting!

Friends, isn't it just for fun.Hey, on the next birthday of Ango, the surprise gift for him is a screenshot of this video, integrated into a commemorative photo album.

Hmm... Maybe Ango will forget about it after he wakes up. Otherwise, let him see his amazing performance when he wakes up. Don't show him, remind him of this.

As expected of me, Dazai Osamu is such a caring and careful friend, Ango, you have me, you have made a lot of money~

After waking up and seeing the video, Ango wished to pack up and leave the earth overnight: You fart!

After Osamu Dazai backed up the video five or six times in one go, he also rolled up his sleeves and walked to the battlefield of the main palace defense battle.

Hehe, it's just an orange cat, and it dares to compete with me for the NO.1 position in Odasaku's heart!Isn't Dazai cat not cute?

Thinking of this, Osamu Dazai changed his face in an instant, revealing a sad and sad look. His whole body seemed to be surrounded by the thick rainy season in April, wet, pitiful and cute: "Oda Zukuo, don't you want us anymore?" ?”

"We really miss you, we've been waiting for you for a long time, how can this be, big villain..." Osamu Dazai covered his face, and shrugged his shoulders, as if crying.

Oda Sakunosuke was abruptly aroused goose bumps by Osamu Dazai's hypocritical and false performance.

Although faced with such a scene, Oda Sakunosuke was a little confused and had a headache at first, but due to his rich experience before - as a member of the lower class, he has dealt with the internal members of Mafia many times, such as the original wife, mistress and slag The eight o'clock triangle dog blood drama incident between male and husband.He was even sandwiched between two women, his eardrums were irritated by the screams, and he was pinched innocently while laying a gun on his waist. Now, even in the face of the jealousy and coquettishness of cats and cats, he can calmly grab one with one hand and isolate them. Come to solve the problem.

In the current situation, Oda Sakunosuke held Oda Maomao in his arms with one hand, and Ango Maomao who kept thumping with the other hand, who wanted to have a manly duel with the orange cat. Looking at a limp Dazai Maomao who is pretending to cry.

Although Oda Sakunosuke knew that Dazai Osamu was pretending to cry, under the fiery eyes of his two friends, Sakaguchi Ango and Dazai Osamu, especially when they saw him comforting Oda Maomao, the two showed more envy and sourness After seeing the expression on his face, he couldn't help feeling like he was being pushed into a hot pan waiting to be fried, and he finally couldn't help explaining it.

"Dazai, Ango, I want to tell you something about this cat." Oda Sakunosuke's expression became a little serious. After thinking about it, he still had a showdown.

Osamu Dazai realized something.

Even though Osamu Dazai has quit Mafia for many years, after his sharp eyes glanced at the boss and the bartender, several staff members quietly retreated as before, leaving this space for them to talk about the issues involved. secret content.

"There is no one now, Odasaku, you can say, now." Dazai Osamu picked up the distilled wine, lifted it up, and looked at the golden yellow liquid refracted under the low warm yellow lighting Colorful rays of light.

He knew that Sakunosuke Oda wanted to explain to them why he cared so much about the big orange cat, and even faintly surpassed them. Judging by Sakunosuke Oda's expression, there might be a big secret behind it.

"However, if there is no reason to convince Ango and me, hehe." Osamu Dazai said half jokingly and half seriously.

"That's right, there is no reason to absolutely convince me, that Mr. Odasaku is a big scumbag!" Ango Sakaguchi, who was crying, slapped the table and yelled loudly, and then began to sob softly.

Oda Sakunosuke put his hands under the armpits of the big orange cat, and raised it to the height of his chest: "Well, this kid's name is Oda Sakunosuke, you can call him Sakunosuke."

Osamu Dazai cracked a little: "...huh?"

That's it?Because this is a cat with the same name as myself, so I have a preference for him?

Is this reasonable!

"Maybe you don't believe it," Sakunosuke Oda sensed something was wrong, blinked his eyes in embarrassment, and continued dryly, "This is really me. I was 14 years old and hadn't changed jobs from the assassins. His soul possessed the orange cat."

As soon as Oda Sakunosuke said this, even Yasugo Sakaguchi, who was in a state of drunkenness, regained consciousness for a moment and stopped crying.

The black-haired young man hesitated to speak, and finally pushed his round-rimmed glasses, and said tangledly: "Mr. Odasaku, do you have some mental problems? Don't shy away from medical treatment. This kind of disease is difficult to heal on its own. You should go to the hospital as soon as possible." See a doctor and get treated well."

"Don't worry, I won't make you feel lonely," Ango Sakaguchi pulled up Dazai Osamu's clothes next to him, "Dazai-kun and I will visit you every day."

Oda Sakunosuke: "...It's not what you think, I'm not sick, and I'm mentally fine."

"Don't you think that there are many things in this world that are difficult to explain with scientific knowledge, such as my resurrection. Since the dead can return to the world, why can't this cat be the 14-year-old me?"

"Although it is indeed unbelievable, the fact is that this orange cat, besides the cat itself, also has the soul inside this orange cat, the boy Sakunosuke Oda who came here through time and space." Only then did the red-haired young man realize the trouble, but His eloquence was mediocre, and he tried his best to explain, even moving with emotion and reasoning.

However, Dazai Osamu and Sakaguchi Ango still didn't quite believe it. Just when they were about to nod their heads to perfunctory Oda Sakunosuke, they saw that the cat in Oda Sakuzhi's assistant suddenly made other movements.

Yazawa Haruto patted Oda Sakunosuke's hand with his tail, turned his head sideways, and the two pairs of blue eyes looked at each other for a moment, Oda Sakunosuke understood what he meant, and gently put the orange cat on the on the bar.

Osamu Dazai and Ango Sakaguchi stared at the orange cat without blinking.

Yazawa Haruto nimbly moved a few books on the bar counter to entertain the guests, piled them into a simple small seat, and then jumped on it, sitting on his buttocks, with his paws resting on the armrest.

"Hello, I'm [Oda Sakunosuke] from another time and space." The big orange cat obviously didn't speak, but made a young and immature voice that was very familiar - it was their friend who had been with them for many years, Oda Sakunosuke's voice.

Osamu Dazai and Ango Sakaguchi froze.

Orange cat, are you talking? !

Oda Sakunosuke was not too surprised, picked up the wine glass and took another sip of wine, even the dumb hair on his head couldn't help shaking a few times happily.

"Although Oda Saku said about Dazai and you, I didn't expect that you would have such a personality. It's really surprising," Oda Maomao said with emotion, "So this is my future friend."

Osamu Dazai reacted much faster than Ango Sakaguchi, whose brain was working slowly when he was drunk. He basically believed in this incredible thing: "Wait, why didn't you speak, but you can make a sound?"

"It's ventriloquism. Since it is a cat's body, the control of its vocal cords is different from that of humans. The cat's vocal cords are even more fragile. It is very difficult to control it to speak human language smoothly. If you simply use It would be much easier if the abdominal muscles resonate and make a sound." Oda Maomao said old-fashionedly.

"After all, he is a killer. It is inevitable that he will have to disguise himself and sneak into the assembly hall to kill people. Ventriloquism can change his voice, so he can successfully disguise himself." Oda Maomao seemed to recall something from the past, paused at the end, and continued. , "It's impossible for one person to deal with a security team, it's too stupid and too strenuous."

"Sakunosuke, that's amazing!!" Osamu Dazai's eyes sparkled, and he turned to his red-haired friend, "Saku Oda knows this skill, teach me, it seems like fun!"

Once you learn it, you can trick Slug, Kunikida, and Atsushi, which is so much fun.

Under the expectant eyes of his friend, Oda Sakunosuke shook his head with difficulty: "No, I won't... Unlike Sakunosuke, I used to, um, kill them directly."

"Although we are both "Oda Sakunosuke", the past and future of the 14-year-old Sakunosuke and I do not belong to the same world. There are differences in talents and personalities. If you think about it, Sakunosuke is in a parallel world. "Oda Sakunosuke expressed his conjecture.

Osamu Dazai: "."

I don't know why, but I always feel that a certain filter of Oda's work has been broken in my heart.

Why is killing people reckless? Isn't this just like that guy Akutagawa...

Osamu Dazai shook his head, ignored this thought, grasped some information in the previous conversation, and suddenly became excited: "Ah, the meaning of those few words before Nasakunosuke is that you haven't met me and Ango yet?"

[Oda Sakunosuke] nodded: "I haven't seen you yet."

"Then you must remember to be friends with Osamu Dazai, who is unrivaled in the world, handsome, cute and charming, from an eighty-year-old grandma down to a four-year-old little sister, who is my fan, hospitable, kind and pure, don't bring this black eye around me Nong Chong is a decadent social animal who only knows to work overtime every day and is exploited and squeezed by the hateful bald boss, whose hairline has moved up by an unknown number of centimeters." Osamu Dazai praised and belittled Ango Sakaguchi without changing his face or heartbeat.

"It's scary to bring social animals to play with, and you will also be bald." Dazai Osamu said each word, and quickly stretched out his hand to pinch [Oda Sakunosuke]'s pink paw pad, as if gesticulating with ease, as if nothing had happened Carefully stroked the orange cat's hair.

Oda Maomao: "..." Stop pretending, I know you want to rua cat.

"Dazai-kun, don't speak ill of me to Sakunosuke in front of me!" The drunk Ango Sakaguchi reacted slowly and shouted angrily.

However, when he turned his eyes to Oda Maomao, he never looked away: "Hey, it's His Highness Sakunosuke Mao."

Ango Sakaguchi picked up the orange cat on the bar at a speed that surpassed the weak physique of his office animals, and held it in his arms for a rua.

Then he couldn't help but bury his face in the orange cat's hair and take a deep breath.

"It's so cute, woohoo, Your Majesty Sakunosuke Cat!"

Don't give people such a shameful title! !Yazawa Haruto shouted inwardly, physically and honestly made a cat's instinctive reaction, and let out a retch:

"vomit--"

Oda Maomao, was suffocated by the smell of alcohol in Ango Sakaguchi's chest.