perfect male number two
Chapter 25 Senior Brother Did It On Purpose
After a long conversation, the two seemed to be getting closer, but also inexplicably more embarrassing.
Wu Yue's craftsmanship suits Liu Yanqing's appetite very well. Since he traveled through time, he has tasted a lot of exquisite delicacies, but he has never tasted such delicious home-cooked meals.After eating full, he yawned continuously, and his weak body became sleepy early again.
The younger brother prepared for the rainy day, made the bed early, and arranged thoughtfully: "Brother, sleep when you are sleepy."
The more he respectfully called "senior brother", the more nervous Liu Yanqing felt that something was tricky.
Sure enough, he glanced around and found that there were two people's obscene clothes at the end of the bed, neatly folded, and put together for people to imagine.
"What is that!" Liu Yanqing was terrified: "Are you sleeping here too?"
"Yes," Wu Yue said with a rather innocent expression, "there is only one bedroom and one bed at home."
Liu Yanqing scratched her head frantically, and asked the sky speechlessly: "How could this happen?"
"This farmhouse is small in the first place, and the senior brother made the decision after seeing it inside and out." Wu Yue's eyes fluttered, he hesitated to speak, and successfully fried the normal air sticky and hot: "I thought... the senior brother did it on purpose. .”
"What a fart on purpose!" Liu Yanqing couldn't help but swear when facing Wu Yue: "I didn't pay attention!"
"Then what should we do now?" The senior brother Guang was anxious and forced the younger brother to find a way.
Wu Yue came up with a bad idea after a while: "How about I make a floor shop?"
Liu Yanqing hurriedly looked down at the floor.
It was lumpy everywhere, dirty and hard, not a good bed.
People took you to escape, and they worked tirelessly to clean and cook, and even handed you chopsticks.Turning over and forgetting about one's roots and driving people to sleep on the floor is a bad idea!
Liu Yanqing rubbed the soles of her shoes on the ground again and again, repeatedly weighing the comfort level, she was almost rubbed, and finally humiliated and gave in: "Forget it, let's sleep on the bed."
Wu Yue smiled when he heard the words, as if he had succeeded in a trick.
Liu Yanqing's teeth itch with hatred, and she has reason to suspect that she was being tricked by others, but it's a pity that she couldn't find any fault in the other party.
"Sleep on the bed, just sleep on the bed!" He said aggressively, "It's just sleeping, if you dare to mess around, I'll kill you with a soul-death curse!"
"Promise not to mess around!" Wu Yue agreed with a suppressed smile, and reminded him mischievously: "If I want to kill me, I can't use spells, and be careful of mental power fluctuations to attract chasing soldiers. At that time, without me to protect you with all my strength, senior brother may It's going to be tough."
Liu Yanqing raged: "You think too much of yourself!"
"I don't know if I can bear it, but at least I can be called a good cook." Wu Yue recalled Liu Yanqing's eating, and continued to joke: "Brother should be reluctant to let me die."
"I don't want you to die, don't you know!" Liu Yanqing angrily got into bed, covered her head with the quilt, "Anyway, it's true that I don't want to talk to you!"
Wu Yue didn't answer.
Not breathing well in the quilt, Liu Yanqing waited in the dark for a while, thinking that the bastard had finally calmed down.Not wanting to be broken in the next second, another man's strong body squeezed into the narrow bed.
Then I heard Wu Yue say: "Sleep if you don't want to talk."
"Me, me, you..." Liu Yanqing began to speak incoherently: "Why do you go to bed so early?"
Wu Yue adjusted his posture, squeezed his space without a bottom line, yawned and said, "I'm tired after working as a handyman all day."
Liu Yanqing wailed as she continued to move: "It's only been a day and you're complaining! What will you do in the future?"
"In the future?" Wu Yue dragged on the long end, and became interested, his eyes suddenly lit up with fire: "If senior brother promises me forever, I will shut up and not complain in the future."
"What life!" Liu Yanqing almost wanted to jump off the bed and escape under his constant siege strategy: "I'm talking about the most recent! This month!"
"Oh..." Wu Yue sounded disappointed.
Then Liu Yanqing's eyes dimmed in the dark night, as if two lights had gone out.
"Go to sleep." He persuaded with a guilty conscience, as if he had done something wrong.
Wu Yue turned his back and said sullenly: "I can't sleep."
"Then have a chat?" Liu Yanqing suggested, almost coaxing him.
Wu Yue continued to play: "But brother just said that he doesn't want to talk to me."
"I'm wrong, can't it be alright..." Liu Yanqing lost all ground, so she couldn't persist, she lightly poked his back with her finger, exchanging temperature through the obscene clothes, flattering her: "Talk with you until you want to sleep! "
"Okay!" Wu Yue immediately turned back, with his trademark smirk, and asked, "Baby, what should we talk about?"
Liu Yanqing panicked a little.
At the very beginning, he has been tricked time and time again, how dare you think about it in the future?
Wait a minute... after what?Liu Yanqing wished she could slap herself twice.
You must be sober!Don't let him get in there!
……
Even though he is living in seclusion, he still has to practice the lessons that should be practiced.
There were no elders in the barren mountains to give lectures, so Liu Yanqing taught them all the spells accumulated over the years.
——Even though he knew that there was a high probability that it would be his fate in the future, he still believed in Wu Yue's evil, and didn't have the slightest precaution against him.It can be called the living Lei Feng who handed the knife with his own hands.
In order to avoid fluctuations in spiritual power, Wu Yue couldn't practice and could only memorize it by rote, but he also enjoyed it.
Carrying behind his back, he would suddenly raise his head and say: "Senior brother is so kind to me."
"Why is it all right?" Liu Yanqing, who was busy circling around, stopped and questioned, her panting appearance was inexplicably attractive.
"These," Wu Yue raised the rice paper in his hand, each page was written in Liu Yanqing's handwriting: "These high-level incantations are the secret techniques of Suoyue Tower, and the elder is reluctant to teach so many at once."
Liu Yanqing said stubbornly: "That's the elder's caring, I'm afraid you won't be able to learn it with your stupid brain!"
"Senior brother said with certainty that you and I are destined to be deadly enemies in the future, but he taught me with all his heart and soul, without any ambiguity at all." Wu Yue was smarter than a monkey, and Liu Yanqing had thought of everything that worried him.
"Hi~" Liu Yanqing deceived himself: "Maybe they are talking nonsense, and I can't kill you early just because of these gossips. That's too hasty, isn't it?"
Wu Yue couldn't help it suddenly, he couldn't bear his senior brother being so far away from him.
He put down his scribbled textbook and walked towards Liu Yanqing.
The patient's agility was far worse than that of a healthy bastard, and he was caught before he could escape.
"Baby is so cute and silly." Wu Yue whispered in his ear, then led him to sit down again, and said distressedly: "Take a break, don't get tired."
"Okay!" Liu Yanqing managed to find fault: "I have tried my best to teach you well, but you have tried your best to hinder my recovery. What kind of heart do you have?"
One sentence scared Wu Yue almost spilled the tea he had just poured, and said aggrievedly: "I didn't... I'm really just afraid that senior brother will be tired."
"Got it." Liu Yanqing rushed to the rescue, took the crumbling teacup, and couldn't figure out why this rough-skinned and thick-skinned monkey couldn't help but say so.
With lingering fears in his heart, Wu Yue watched him sideways for a long time, only to feel relieved when he saw that his expression was normal.Changing his hippie smiling face, he timidly asked: "Brother, don't believe me."
"I didn't..." Liu Yanqing didn't know how to explain: "I'm just kidding you, if you don't believe me, what can I teach you?"
"Senior brother!" Wu Yue's body suddenly became shorter, and it turned out that he was suddenly squatting in front of his knees.
From Liu Yanqing's point of view, he could only see the earnest light shining in his pupils looking up, almost equivalent to kneeling.
"What are you doing!" Liu Yanqing tugged with his limp arm, but unfortunately the effect was minimal, and the strong junior did not move.
Then slowly, he lowered his proud head, bowed his unruly spine, and fell on his knees.
Like a traveler returning home, more like an attached child.
"Senior brother believes in me today, and will believe in me in the future." Wu Yue was very satisfied with this posture, his muscles were completely relaxed, and he used his coquettish skills to the extreme, like a soft bag of noodles, which was the most helpless.
With this funny gesture, he swore: "I will never hurt Senior Brother."
"understood."
By coincidence, Liu Yanqing stroked the back of his head.Hair is smooth and stays on.
Wu Yue hesitated for a while, and finally raised his head, but he didn't rush to move his nest. His palms flicked and kneaded on the senior brother's thigh, groping for a massage for him.
Liu Yanqing only felt the pain and itching, unbearable, and even suspected that he was taking the opportunity to eat tofu.
"Go away!" He pushed Wu Yue's shoulder back, eager to get away.
"Senior brother, bear with it." Wu Yue refused to obey, and seriously lobbied: "I heard that massage will make you recover better."
"The truth is this truth..." The strange feeling went straight to Tianlinggai, Liu Yanqing wanted to cry and laugh, and scolded him: "But the key is that you, a barefoot doctor, don't know how to do it!"
Wu Yue was genuinely distressed: "But my door-to-door doctor of traditional Chinese medicine massages the wounded in the same way..."
"See how you can learn this thing!" Liu Yanqing couldn't resist him, so he could only continue to suffer the torture, howling at the top of his voice: "If you can learn it by just looking at it, they will lose their jobs long ago!"
"I can learn," Wu Yue said blindly and confidently, with more strength in his hands, "I can learn everything quickly."
Just when Liu Yanqing felt that he was about to be played to death by him, she finally tasted a strange comfort from the horrific punishment.
He hastily pointed out: "That's it!"
"Here?" Wu Yue pressed on the acupuncture point he didn't understand.
An overwhelming sense of pleasure came, and the blocked meridians were opened up.After the initial pain of ants scratching the heart, it was like spring water rushing through the meridians, bringing an unprecedented experience.
"That's right, there." Liu Yanqing took a deep breath, feeling the surge of power.
Facts proved that Wu Yue really didn't come to eat tofu, because he upheld a professional service attitude from beginning to end. Liu Yanqing quickly found the trick with a little hint, and he carried it out firmly without ambiguity.
The soles of Liu Yanqing's feet, which had been numb for many years, heated up, and her toes flicked in the boots, trying to adapt to the hard-won sense of control.
He felt that it was almost done, so he ordered: "Change to the other side."
"Okay." Wu Yue got up quickly, switched to the right side and knelt down.Precisely repeat the operation of the left leg, and dare not have the slightest chance.
Liu Yanqing was convinced, thinking that this bastard is really smart, he can remember every bit of it after doing it once.Even if you don't enter the immortal sect to practice, you can probably become an outstanding massage technician.
"Look," Wu Yue showed off his skills, "I'm not used to it at first, but it's quite comfortable when I get used to it."
"Well...it is indeed." Liu Yanqing was so excited that he wanted to groan.
But his not-pure mind and untimely associations—what is the younger brother talking about?
Are you talking about the massage?Or something else?
Poor Wu Yue was working hard, trying his best to explore massage techniques, and Liu Yanqing directed and acted in his mind a small movie that was not suitable for children, embarrassing himself.
……
After the patient enjoyed the five-star service, the fatigue just now was swept away, and his legs were as light as stepping on cotton.
"Okay," Liu Yanqing chased away the masseur who was still not satisfied, and said to herself, "I think I can run two steps now."
"Brother, take it easy." Wu Yue worriedly urged.
Liu Yanqing turned a deaf ear to it, suddenly became playful, and really started to run.
He has a light body, regaining the feeling of dominating rebounds, but his height seems to be a few centimeters shorter.
Wu Yue looked at it happily for a while, before he realized that he stood up, his knees were covered with dust.
He brushed it off casually, didn't care, smiled and cheered up: "Come on, baby! Don't fall!"
The result was of course a reprimand.
But Wu Yue didn't care.
Wu Yue's craftsmanship suits Liu Yanqing's appetite very well. Since he traveled through time, he has tasted a lot of exquisite delicacies, but he has never tasted such delicious home-cooked meals.After eating full, he yawned continuously, and his weak body became sleepy early again.
The younger brother prepared for the rainy day, made the bed early, and arranged thoughtfully: "Brother, sleep when you are sleepy."
The more he respectfully called "senior brother", the more nervous Liu Yanqing felt that something was tricky.
Sure enough, he glanced around and found that there were two people's obscene clothes at the end of the bed, neatly folded, and put together for people to imagine.
"What is that!" Liu Yanqing was terrified: "Are you sleeping here too?"
"Yes," Wu Yue said with a rather innocent expression, "there is only one bedroom and one bed at home."
Liu Yanqing scratched her head frantically, and asked the sky speechlessly: "How could this happen?"
"This farmhouse is small in the first place, and the senior brother made the decision after seeing it inside and out." Wu Yue's eyes fluttered, he hesitated to speak, and successfully fried the normal air sticky and hot: "I thought... the senior brother did it on purpose. .”
"What a fart on purpose!" Liu Yanqing couldn't help but swear when facing Wu Yue: "I didn't pay attention!"
"Then what should we do now?" The senior brother Guang was anxious and forced the younger brother to find a way.
Wu Yue came up with a bad idea after a while: "How about I make a floor shop?"
Liu Yanqing hurriedly looked down at the floor.
It was lumpy everywhere, dirty and hard, not a good bed.
People took you to escape, and they worked tirelessly to clean and cook, and even handed you chopsticks.Turning over and forgetting about one's roots and driving people to sleep on the floor is a bad idea!
Liu Yanqing rubbed the soles of her shoes on the ground again and again, repeatedly weighing the comfort level, she was almost rubbed, and finally humiliated and gave in: "Forget it, let's sleep on the bed."
Wu Yue smiled when he heard the words, as if he had succeeded in a trick.
Liu Yanqing's teeth itch with hatred, and she has reason to suspect that she was being tricked by others, but it's a pity that she couldn't find any fault in the other party.
"Sleep on the bed, just sleep on the bed!" He said aggressively, "It's just sleeping, if you dare to mess around, I'll kill you with a soul-death curse!"
"Promise not to mess around!" Wu Yue agreed with a suppressed smile, and reminded him mischievously: "If I want to kill me, I can't use spells, and be careful of mental power fluctuations to attract chasing soldiers. At that time, without me to protect you with all my strength, senior brother may It's going to be tough."
Liu Yanqing raged: "You think too much of yourself!"
"I don't know if I can bear it, but at least I can be called a good cook." Wu Yue recalled Liu Yanqing's eating, and continued to joke: "Brother should be reluctant to let me die."
"I don't want you to die, don't you know!" Liu Yanqing angrily got into bed, covered her head with the quilt, "Anyway, it's true that I don't want to talk to you!"
Wu Yue didn't answer.
Not breathing well in the quilt, Liu Yanqing waited in the dark for a while, thinking that the bastard had finally calmed down.Not wanting to be broken in the next second, another man's strong body squeezed into the narrow bed.
Then I heard Wu Yue say: "Sleep if you don't want to talk."
"Me, me, you..." Liu Yanqing began to speak incoherently: "Why do you go to bed so early?"
Wu Yue adjusted his posture, squeezed his space without a bottom line, yawned and said, "I'm tired after working as a handyman all day."
Liu Yanqing wailed as she continued to move: "It's only been a day and you're complaining! What will you do in the future?"
"In the future?" Wu Yue dragged on the long end, and became interested, his eyes suddenly lit up with fire: "If senior brother promises me forever, I will shut up and not complain in the future."
"What life!" Liu Yanqing almost wanted to jump off the bed and escape under his constant siege strategy: "I'm talking about the most recent! This month!"
"Oh..." Wu Yue sounded disappointed.
Then Liu Yanqing's eyes dimmed in the dark night, as if two lights had gone out.
"Go to sleep." He persuaded with a guilty conscience, as if he had done something wrong.
Wu Yue turned his back and said sullenly: "I can't sleep."
"Then have a chat?" Liu Yanqing suggested, almost coaxing him.
Wu Yue continued to play: "But brother just said that he doesn't want to talk to me."
"I'm wrong, can't it be alright..." Liu Yanqing lost all ground, so she couldn't persist, she lightly poked his back with her finger, exchanging temperature through the obscene clothes, flattering her: "Talk with you until you want to sleep! "
"Okay!" Wu Yue immediately turned back, with his trademark smirk, and asked, "Baby, what should we talk about?"
Liu Yanqing panicked a little.
At the very beginning, he has been tricked time and time again, how dare you think about it in the future?
Wait a minute... after what?Liu Yanqing wished she could slap herself twice.
You must be sober!Don't let him get in there!
……
Even though he is living in seclusion, he still has to practice the lessons that should be practiced.
There were no elders in the barren mountains to give lectures, so Liu Yanqing taught them all the spells accumulated over the years.
——Even though he knew that there was a high probability that it would be his fate in the future, he still believed in Wu Yue's evil, and didn't have the slightest precaution against him.It can be called the living Lei Feng who handed the knife with his own hands.
In order to avoid fluctuations in spiritual power, Wu Yue couldn't practice and could only memorize it by rote, but he also enjoyed it.
Carrying behind his back, he would suddenly raise his head and say: "Senior brother is so kind to me."
"Why is it all right?" Liu Yanqing, who was busy circling around, stopped and questioned, her panting appearance was inexplicably attractive.
"These," Wu Yue raised the rice paper in his hand, each page was written in Liu Yanqing's handwriting: "These high-level incantations are the secret techniques of Suoyue Tower, and the elder is reluctant to teach so many at once."
Liu Yanqing said stubbornly: "That's the elder's caring, I'm afraid you won't be able to learn it with your stupid brain!"
"Senior brother said with certainty that you and I are destined to be deadly enemies in the future, but he taught me with all his heart and soul, without any ambiguity at all." Wu Yue was smarter than a monkey, and Liu Yanqing had thought of everything that worried him.
"Hi~" Liu Yanqing deceived himself: "Maybe they are talking nonsense, and I can't kill you early just because of these gossips. That's too hasty, isn't it?"
Wu Yue couldn't help it suddenly, he couldn't bear his senior brother being so far away from him.
He put down his scribbled textbook and walked towards Liu Yanqing.
The patient's agility was far worse than that of a healthy bastard, and he was caught before he could escape.
"Baby is so cute and silly." Wu Yue whispered in his ear, then led him to sit down again, and said distressedly: "Take a break, don't get tired."
"Okay!" Liu Yanqing managed to find fault: "I have tried my best to teach you well, but you have tried your best to hinder my recovery. What kind of heart do you have?"
One sentence scared Wu Yue almost spilled the tea he had just poured, and said aggrievedly: "I didn't... I'm really just afraid that senior brother will be tired."
"Got it." Liu Yanqing rushed to the rescue, took the crumbling teacup, and couldn't figure out why this rough-skinned and thick-skinned monkey couldn't help but say so.
With lingering fears in his heart, Wu Yue watched him sideways for a long time, only to feel relieved when he saw that his expression was normal.Changing his hippie smiling face, he timidly asked: "Brother, don't believe me."
"I didn't..." Liu Yanqing didn't know how to explain: "I'm just kidding you, if you don't believe me, what can I teach you?"
"Senior brother!" Wu Yue's body suddenly became shorter, and it turned out that he was suddenly squatting in front of his knees.
From Liu Yanqing's point of view, he could only see the earnest light shining in his pupils looking up, almost equivalent to kneeling.
"What are you doing!" Liu Yanqing tugged with his limp arm, but unfortunately the effect was minimal, and the strong junior did not move.
Then slowly, he lowered his proud head, bowed his unruly spine, and fell on his knees.
Like a traveler returning home, more like an attached child.
"Senior brother believes in me today, and will believe in me in the future." Wu Yue was very satisfied with this posture, his muscles were completely relaxed, and he used his coquettish skills to the extreme, like a soft bag of noodles, which was the most helpless.
With this funny gesture, he swore: "I will never hurt Senior Brother."
"understood."
By coincidence, Liu Yanqing stroked the back of his head.Hair is smooth and stays on.
Wu Yue hesitated for a while, and finally raised his head, but he didn't rush to move his nest. His palms flicked and kneaded on the senior brother's thigh, groping for a massage for him.
Liu Yanqing only felt the pain and itching, unbearable, and even suspected that he was taking the opportunity to eat tofu.
"Go away!" He pushed Wu Yue's shoulder back, eager to get away.
"Senior brother, bear with it." Wu Yue refused to obey, and seriously lobbied: "I heard that massage will make you recover better."
"The truth is this truth..." The strange feeling went straight to Tianlinggai, Liu Yanqing wanted to cry and laugh, and scolded him: "But the key is that you, a barefoot doctor, don't know how to do it!"
Wu Yue was genuinely distressed: "But my door-to-door doctor of traditional Chinese medicine massages the wounded in the same way..."
"See how you can learn this thing!" Liu Yanqing couldn't resist him, so he could only continue to suffer the torture, howling at the top of his voice: "If you can learn it by just looking at it, they will lose their jobs long ago!"
"I can learn," Wu Yue said blindly and confidently, with more strength in his hands, "I can learn everything quickly."
Just when Liu Yanqing felt that he was about to be played to death by him, she finally tasted a strange comfort from the horrific punishment.
He hastily pointed out: "That's it!"
"Here?" Wu Yue pressed on the acupuncture point he didn't understand.
An overwhelming sense of pleasure came, and the blocked meridians were opened up.After the initial pain of ants scratching the heart, it was like spring water rushing through the meridians, bringing an unprecedented experience.
"That's right, there." Liu Yanqing took a deep breath, feeling the surge of power.
Facts proved that Wu Yue really didn't come to eat tofu, because he upheld a professional service attitude from beginning to end. Liu Yanqing quickly found the trick with a little hint, and he carried it out firmly without ambiguity.
The soles of Liu Yanqing's feet, which had been numb for many years, heated up, and her toes flicked in the boots, trying to adapt to the hard-won sense of control.
He felt that it was almost done, so he ordered: "Change to the other side."
"Okay." Wu Yue got up quickly, switched to the right side and knelt down.Precisely repeat the operation of the left leg, and dare not have the slightest chance.
Liu Yanqing was convinced, thinking that this bastard is really smart, he can remember every bit of it after doing it once.Even if you don't enter the immortal sect to practice, you can probably become an outstanding massage technician.
"Look," Wu Yue showed off his skills, "I'm not used to it at first, but it's quite comfortable when I get used to it."
"Well...it is indeed." Liu Yanqing was so excited that he wanted to groan.
But his not-pure mind and untimely associations—what is the younger brother talking about?
Are you talking about the massage?Or something else?
Poor Wu Yue was working hard, trying his best to explore massage techniques, and Liu Yanqing directed and acted in his mind a small movie that was not suitable for children, embarrassing himself.
……
After the patient enjoyed the five-star service, the fatigue just now was swept away, and his legs were as light as stepping on cotton.
"Okay," Liu Yanqing chased away the masseur who was still not satisfied, and said to herself, "I think I can run two steps now."
"Brother, take it easy." Wu Yue worriedly urged.
Liu Yanqing turned a deaf ear to it, suddenly became playful, and really started to run.
He has a light body, regaining the feeling of dominating rebounds, but his height seems to be a few centimeters shorter.
Wu Yue looked at it happily for a while, before he realized that he stood up, his knees were covered with dust.
He brushed it off casually, didn't care, smiled and cheered up: "Come on, baby! Don't fall!"
The result was of course a reprimand.
But Wu Yue didn't care.
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