Oba Hazo's Time Traveling

Osamu Dazai, he can be called the leader here, he has observed the fate of Osamu Dazai in countless worlds through the "book", almost without exception, no matter what their origins are, and what choices they make in the process of growing up, they will always be in the world. At a certain time, I met Oda Saku, met my own spiritual salvation, and immediately became friends with him, and after Gide's gunshot——

No, not all of that.Osamu Dazai looked sullen and said: In a few worlds, it was not Gide who killed Oda Saku, it might be Goethe or Delman, etc. In short, Oda Saku will die, there is no doubt about it.

There are only two worlds where Odasaku is spared from this fate, one is his world: he got the book early, avoiding the possibility of meeting and getting acquainted with Odasaku.

There is also the world of Ye Zang, he does not know Oda Saku at all.

Ah, Ye Zang.

Dazai tapped the name on the tip of his tongue and couldn't stop playing with it. He knew what was going on with Ye Zang best. He was also the incarnation of Osamu Dazai, but he was different from them.

He thought that Ye Zang's personality was not enough for Dazai, so his experience was not useful for reference, so he hurriedly flipped through the pages representing his past and went to see other Dazai.

Unexpectedly, it was this guy who rewrote the ending that Osamu Dazai had tried countless times but failed countless times.

'I've got to take a good look at him. '

'Look at what kind of person he is, maybe I can also rewrite the ending of Oda Tsukuru. '

With the above feelings in mind, he opened the thin pages belonging to Ye Zang.

……

1990 years.

On June 1990, 6, Shuji Tsushima was born. After the Tsushima family became the public secretary, it is the leading rich family in the local area. He has three elder brothers and four elder sisters.

The Chinese have a lot of specialties, even if they are down and out, they are different from ordinary people in the city. Not to mention that the Tsushima house has a row of wooden corridors, a dry landscape garden, a statue of a crow standing on the eaves, and there are green forests outside the bluestone and white brick wall in the backyard. Common coniferous pine forest.

The servants and maids at home either wear bunts or tie the kimono sleeves at the back with white hemp rope.

Just looking at the busy scene at home, no one believed it until the early twentieth century.

For a long time, Ye Zang thought that he had just jumped from the Taisho era to ten or twenty years later, until he saw laptop computers and LCD color TVs.

["Books" are different from real books. There are a lot of text information hidden on each page. Osamu Dazai lost interest after reading only a few lines. Yozo Oba's childhood was the same as that of every Osamu Dazai. Seeing something special, he even yawned pretendingly.

The strongest cadre Zhong Yuan Zhong also guarded him, turned around and asked stiffly: "Sleepy?"

Osamu Dazai dragged his voice out, "Nakaya-kun, I read a new novel."

Zhongyuan Zhongye thought to himself: You fucking nonsense, aren't you just reading your torn black cover book?

But he said: "So?"

Osamu Dazai said: "The beginning of the novel is so boring, I even yawned."

Zhong Yuanzhong also said speechlessly: "Then you skip it." He asked again, "Have you finished correcting today's documents?"

It stands to reason that subordinates should not overstep the leader, but the relationship between Osamu Dazai and Chuya Nakahara cannot be covered by ordinary "superior and superior".

Nakahara also found that Osamu Dazai was not quite right. From the last time he fell from the chair and fell to the ground, he seemed to have broken his brain. When correcting documents, he was bored and procrastinated. He is the leader who is obsessed with organizational development.

Zhong Yuanzhong didn't know whether this situation was good or bad, but deep down in his heart, he was probably a little happy.

Osamu Dazai pouted and said, "Chuya-kun."

"what?"

"Since when did you become so annoying?"

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

You can shut up. 】

……

Osamu Dazai took Nakahara Chuya's advice and decided to skip the pale and uniform childhood, but he soon discovered that the trajectory of Ye Zang's childhood was slightly different from his own.

Unlike Ye Zang, Osamu Dazai was not born with it. His demon-like wisdom was first revealed in his childhood. The children of the Tsushima family are all smart, but Osamu Dazai is a genius. The father of a congressman in Tokyo heard about it , I didn’t care too much about it, but with a big wave of my hand, I invited a tutor from the Imperial University to teach him everything from Chinese to mathematics, physics and chemistry, Russian to Chinese. Osamu Dazai learned quickly.

Seeing that he had this talent, the family stopped going to school and let him receive family education.

Ye Zang is another kind of person, he is used to hiding his clumsiness, and he knows that his mind is too good to be normal. At the age of three, he still doesn't speak much.

——Later, Ye Zang proved that he could speak eloquently, so he gave up his family's idea of ​​taking him to see a doctor.

It is impossible for the youngest son to have higher demands on him. After the age of six, Ye Zang was promoted to Tsugaru No. [-] Experimental School step by step, where he met Akiko Yosano.

【Seeing this, Osamu Dazai straightened up, feeling a little incredulous, and Nakahara gave him a disgusted look, without saying a word. 】

……

Yosano Akiko is from Osaka.

It is not accurate to say that she is from Osaka. She was born in Osaka, and she took refuge with her parents in the countryside of Northeast China after she was three years old.

As soon as the war started, Osaka experienced a full-scale bombing. All the wooden buildings were burned, and the reinforced concrete buildings were blown to nothing.

Yosano Akiko was brainwashed by the Tsugaru dialect before she could practice her pure Osaka accent.

She is a child of a merchant family, and her father is the eighth-generation descendant of the long-established wagashi shop Suruga House. How famous is this Suruga House in Osaka?Generally, there are branches all over the country, and foreign tourists will go to check in when they come to Osaka.

Before the relocation, my father made some calculations: the store in Osaka was going to die, and the British bombed again, and I was afraid that they would die. Who would come to buy wagashi.

The store in Tokyo is doing well, but it is the capital after all, and it is close to the port. I heard that Yokohama in the Tokyo metropolitan area has become the territory of foreigners. God knows when they will invade Tokyo. If they become subjugated slaves at that time——

So Tokyo can't go there either.

Hokkaido and Tohoku, in the eyes of the Japanese at that time, Hokkaido was a country where the Shinkansen did not pass, a large rural area, and only relying on white lovers to occupy a place in the Japanese snack industry.

After several considerations, he moved his family to Aomori in the northeast.

"This is a good place." Nine-year-old Yosano Akiko held the hand of his younger brother and listened to his father Junchun's teaching.

"Even if Tokyo and Kyoto are caught in flames, Aomori will be fine. You can study here with peace of mind."

In fact, Yosano Akiko didn't think it was very good here. After all, my father was wrong in thinking that the war would not spread to the inland.

Adults often think that children's memories are very short, which is an underestimation of them. In fact, Yosano Akiko has never forgotten the Hanshin bombing when she was three years old. At first, the children shouted excitedly "the plane is coming, the plane is coming".

I only heard buzzing (later I learned that it was the sound of the engine starting), and grenades were dropped one after another from the plane.

"Boom—"

Takashimaya's resplendent department store was reflected in Yosano Akiko's clear pupils, and the grenade brushed past the eaves of the department store, directly knocking down half of the building.

The scene was like a projector pressing the slow-motion button, and it was decomposed frame by frame in her eyes, and then it was automatically accompanied by the screams of women and children, the roar of men, the cat's neighing, and the Shiba Inu's constant chatter. Crushed rubble, cracked concrete slabs.

That was all she remembered about the war.

Thanks to the awareness of the dangers of war that her parents didn’t know, she was out of tune with her peers in the Tsugaru Experiment. When the little girls were chatting about makeup and hair, and the boys dreamed of receiving a Nintendo handheld on May [-]th , she held the medical book and read it.

Of course, she and Akiko Yosano had good grades, so she skipped several grades and successfully entered the middle school at the age of nine.

When she was promoted to middle school, she was even more out of place. The teenage boys were of different heights, ranging from 1.6 meters to 1.7 meters tall and 1.5 meters short.

Girls are shorter, usually around 1.5 meters. This is the common height of Japanese women. There are a few who draw fast, approaching 1.6 meters, and she reaches people's shoulders.

The women in middle school think she is Xiaodouding, and they don't want to talk to him. No matter how naughty the boy is, he doesn't want to bully the child.

Fortunately, in the first month of entering junior high school, she had a companion. One day when she went to school, the female squad leader found her and said in the tone of a child: "Xie Ye, you have a companion."

She said: "A primary school student was promoted from the Elementary School Department. He is three years younger than you. He was assigned to our class. The teacher arranged for him to sit next to you."

Yosano Akiko was too short and could only sit in the first row.

The one who got promoted was naturally Ye Zang. He couldn't bear it after staying in Xiaoyi for a few days, so he didn't want to learn katakana and hiragana with the kid with a snot-nosed dragon.

He claimed to be sick and went home, sitting cross-legged on a goose feather cushion to read a magazine, when his elder brother Wenzhi came back from Tokyo and asked him what he was doing.

Ye Zang replied obediently, "I'm reading a book."

Wenzhi teased him: "Can you understand so many Chinese characters?"

Ye Zang is the prettiest one in the family, and everyone loves beauty. Except for the father who doesn't care about his son at all, other brothers and sisters like to play with Ye Zang, or play with Ye Zang.

The latter is also happy to cooperate.

At that time, Ye Zang was really too lazy to pretend to be mentally handicapped who couldn't understand Chinese characters. It was more tormenting for him than performing a pretentious flattering performance. In addition, his family members had good grades, so he directly said, "Look. understand".

Wenzhi tested him a few questions, and Ye Zang answered them all. Only then did he realize that his younger brother was also very smart.

Wen Zhi stretched out his hand to touch his chin, and thought to himself: At Ye Zang's age, he himself has already been promoted to junior high school, and the others, Yinghuazi and the others are similar, they all went to the fifth and sixth grades of elementary school in one year. level.

He recalled how he didn't want to be in the same room with little kids, and became more kind to his handsome little brother: "Do you want to go directly to junior high school? Aye?"

Ye Zang guessed that Wenzhi would say this. In fact, whether it was reading books here or answering Wenzhi's questions obediently, he had rehearsed in advance. The only purpose was to get rid of the predicament in school.

The implementation of the secret plan made him feel joy, and he couldn't help putting on a funny look.

When he was Ohzo Oba, he used funny masks to please everyone in his family.

But Wenzhi was not bought by his clumsy performance, instead he said: "Xiuzhi, don't do this." He stretched out his hand and tugged Ye Zang's cheek, "It doesn't look good if you have a good face."

'At that moment, my heart was as cold as falling into an ice hell. '

’ That’s a very innocent moan, but that’s what I thought at the time, what to do if the mask I’ve spent years crafting can’t be used, and the reason is still funny-because the face is too full to be ugly . '

’ There was righteous indignation for a while—isn’t it good enough to be a comedian? '

[In the chief's office, Osamu Dazai burst out laughing.

Osamu Dazai: "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha—"

Zhong Yuanzhong couldn't take it anymore, he was so startled, the veins on his forehead were bulging, and he even bounced with the ups and downs of Dazai's laughter.

He couldn't bear it anymore, and roared in a low voice: "What's wrong with you!"

Quite abnormal since yesterday!

Dazai laughed until tears came out, it was really funny, and the content in the book was so spiritual.

In most cases, the content of the "book" does not involve the protagonist's psychological description and emotional activities, but when it comes to Ye Zang, there will occasionally be a few monologues in quotation marks.

Osamu Dazai asked, "Zhongye Zhongye."

With a coquettish tone again, Zhong Yuanzhong also shivered, rolled up the shirt on his left arm, and sure enough, a layer of goose bumps appeared.

Osamu Dazai pretended he didn't see Chuya Nakahara's movements, and asked him, "Look, can I be a comedian?"

Fortunately, the gloom that belonged to the leader Zai had not dissipated around him, so he wouldn't be as shameless as Wu Xunzai, otherwise he might put his palms on both sides of his cheeks and pout his lips.

Zhongya Zhongyuan: Hehe.

Don't want to talk at all. 】

……

On October 10, I met my new tablemate with Akiko Yosano.

A small ball, shorter than her, as delicate as a large Frans doll.

Exquisite is the description of Ye Zang's facial features. Compared with him, Yosano Akiko, who can still be called beautiful, is really rough. She couldn't help but think of her younger brother who is still in the fourth grade of elementary school, who is the same age as Ye Zang, and also It's smart.

'Wentai is like a piece of black charcoal, only the teeth are white all over the body. '

Yosano Akiko is too precocious, and elementary school students will have a vague affection for the opposite sex. From the moment she saw Ye Zang, she felt her heart was hit.

Of course, it's definitely not love, let alone puppy love, and Yosano Akiko shouted "how could I fall in love with a boy younger than me, he's just so small".

"But he is so good-looking, I must be friends with him."

The above few words were said by her at home, when her father, mother and younger brother Wen Tai were sitting around the dinner table.

After hearing her words, the father sprayed the rice directly, and was beaten by his wife in disgust, and complained: "It's so dirty, don't you look at the occasion, Anata."

"Sorry, sorry, sorry—" Father quickly apologized.

On the other hand, Mrs. Wen, after eating two bowls of rice full of vigor, asked curiously, "Is he really that good-looking?"

Yosano Akiko nodded deeply: "Yes."

"He's the best looking boy I've ever seen."

Wen Tai let out a "wow--".

"I'm going to play in the Middle School." He raised his hand.

Ye Zang, who was far away at home: "Ah Choo—"

He rubbed his nose, confused: who is thinking of me. "

【Dazai: "."

"Mr. Zhongye."

He quietly asked, "Do you think I'm pretty?"

Chuya: "Huh?????"

"Is your brain completely broken, Dazai." He couldn't bear it anymore, "What's wrong with you today?"

"Be respectful to the leader, Chuya-kun." Dazai smiled, "Is this your attitude towards the leader?"

"Obviously I still taught Dun Jun to call him the leader, don't call me Mr. Dazai, obviously I am still calling Dazai one by one."

"What a double standard, Central Plains Chuya."

Zhong Yuan also gave a "tsk", well, Osamu Dazai is still trustworthy as the leader, in a sense, he admires Osamu Dazai quite a lot.

But this is definitely not the reason for him to harass himself with boring questions again and again today!

"That's it," he said grimly.

Dazai said: "...Do you have a problem with aesthetics?"

Zhong also couldn't believe it: "Huh?"

Can you have a face?

Dazai thought seriously: If the self in a certain world first met Yosano Akiko, would he be able to win a good impression by brushing his face and let her rescue the dying Odasaku?

Sure, if the plan goes through, then there will be a new Oda Tsukuru Survival World! 】