Oba Hazo's Time Traveling

"Oh." Dazai blinked exaggeratedly and artificially.

"Am I going out to avoid suspicion?"

Odasaku said calmly, "No, just come in."

Dazai pouted and said, "You're so boring, Odasaku."

Odasaku looked up at Dazai, from his blank expression, it could be seen that he didn't understand Dazai's meaning at all, let alone what the other party was joking about.

Dazai sighed and went in, he still remembered to take off his shoes before getting on the tatami.

Not to mention getting closer to Aye, you can smell the strong smell of alcohol just by opening the door, Oda used the warm towel he washed, and wiped his face for Ye Zang again and again, Dazai squatted beside him and watched, suddenly said : "You look like this, but you don't know who is the wife."

Odasaku: "?"

"Isn't it the wife's duty to wipe the face of a drunk husband?"

Oda Saku thought about it and said, "There is no distinction between men and women in this kind of thing."

"Speaking of which, do you know why he got so drunk, Dazai?"

Oda Saku said: "It's the first time I've seen Aye drunk like this."

Dazai said: "I can guess a little bit." He said, "It was nothing more than my vigorous young subordinate who poked Aye's sensitive mind."

Odasaku: "Ah, his name is Akutagawa, right?"

"That's right." The old god Dazai was there, "That guy thought he was magnanimously sending a perfect blessing to the person he hates."

Oda Saku thought: Under normal circumstances, as a low-level employee of the mafia, one should not inquire into the affairs of the superiors, but Aye is his friend, and because he is a friend, it is only natural to care.

So he asked, "What blessing was said?"

Dazai: "I said that Aye is worthy of being in a parallel world. Although his character is so cowardly that it is annoying, he can occasionally have a good strategy or two. Even if I have never personally planned a war, he succeeded. It's Akutagawa-style compliments like being outstanding in the mafia."

Dazai put on a distressed look: "In the end, I am also responsible for this matter, because I let him get along with Aye, so he rushed forward and said this series of inexplicable words."

Odasaku suddenly understood: "Ah, to Aye, it should be regarded as poison."

'Aye's character can indeed be labeled with keywords such as cowardice and self-evasion. His nerves are very delicate, as if a slight disturbance would make him show panic. '

Dazai: "Right, a person like him absolutely cannot accept that he took the initiative to cause so many deaths with his own hands. His previous state was nothing more than indifference, like being soaked in warm water, and suddenly he was swallowed by Akutagawa Dragon. If you puncture it, you will only feel unspeakable shame and pain."

"To the point where I wanted to kill myself with alcohol."

Odasaku pondered for a while and suddenly said, "So you came because you were worried about Aye?"

He said, "You've grown up, Dazai."

And Osamu Dazai's reaction, how should I put it, was like a cat whose tail jumped up after being stepped on. He said, "Huh? Why do I have to be treated like a child by you."

"And..." his voice trailed off, "I'm not worried about him, I just, just happen to want to come to your house."

Oda: "."

Oda Saku said: "I'm going to wash the towels again, you can take care of Aye for a while first." He said, "I'm worried that he's going to drink too much and want to throw up."

After speaking, he stood up, and Aye's posture changed slightly. He was originally pillowed on Oda Tsukuru's lap - I heard that people can't lie down when they are drunk, and they have to use a higher pillow.

Dazai's expression was inexplicable, and Odasaku suddenly saw the helplessness in him, so he said, "You support the back of his head first."

Dazai complied.

"And then," Odasaku announced, "move his head onto your lap."

Dazai complained softly: "Isn't this a knee pillow?" He said, "Even I haven't enjoyed a knee pillow, it's disgusting."

Odasaku: "I guess so."

He said reassuringly, "I'll be right back."

After saying that, he closed the bathroom door, and Osamu Dazai could only hear the continuous sound of splashing water.

He looked down at Aye again. The handsome appearance of the other party had absolutely nothing to do with the little old man. It could even be said that Aye showed an astonishing beauty after being drunk. Or the heart is not happy, so that the brows are slightly frowned in sleep.

Dazai stretched out a finger, and poked Aye's cheek in a displeased manner, once and again.

"If you frown often, you will soon get forehead wrinkles." He may have imagined Ye Zang's forehead with wrinkles in his mind, and said with a wicked smile, "It's like a little old man."

"Ugh—" Aye cried intermittently, even when he was drunk, he cried silently, weeping silently, he obviously stopped crying after Dazai entered the door, probably because he was uncomfortably poked, and sobbed again.

Dazai said to him again: "You look so beautiful when you cry."

His fingers were itchy, and he wanted to poke again.

Just in time, Odasaku came out after washing the towel, and saw Dazai's unretracted fingers.

Oda: "."

He was silent for a while and said: "Today, you should stop bullying him."

"I will cry if I bully too much."

This time it became Dazai Osamu in silence, and he said with mixed feelings in his heart: "Odasaku, what you said is really misleading."

"?"

"Besides, does this count as bullying?" Dazai poked him twice more in anger.

Odasaku: "Forget it."

……

The two of them stayed with Aye until midnight, and they calculated that the wine was almost digested and they would not vomit, so they prepared to go to bed, and Osamu Dazai would also spend the night with Writer Oda today.

Here came another problem. Writer Oda only had two quilts for him to sleep with Aye, and it would be inconvenient to add another person.

Osamu Dazai contributed his genius idea: "Just put the quilt together, it's like a hotel's Odori shop."

Oda Saku asked: "Have you ever lived in Odori shop?"

"Look at my dull subordinates sleeping."

Odasaku thought for a while, Dazai and Hazo are both slender, and he himself is not very fat. After all, Odasaku's age is more classified as a teenager than an adult.

He was just flattered and matured.

"What's the order?" He silently accepted Dazai's proposal.

"Aye, let's sleep in the middle." Dazai said, "You still have to take care of him, don't you?"

Oda Saku said: "I still have one blanket, but the mattress is not enough. There is no problem with the cover, and the heating in the room is also sufficient."

Osamu Dazai gave a small cheer.

In the end, Odasaku didn't have a pillow. He rolled up an underwear and put it under his neck.

At 11:[-] p.m., lights are turned off.

Odasaku: "Good night."

Dazai: "Okay~"

Aye was already sound asleep.

Suddenly, a small light came out from Aye's pocket.

Dazai saw it sharply, and took the phone out of his pocket.

It was a text message, the sender [Central Plains Chuya], he asked Aye: "Where did you go tonight, are you coming back?"

Dazai snorted, he always took pleasure in playing tricks on dark dwarves, so he sent a sentence from Aye's mobile phone: "He is here with me tonight."

After waiting for a long time, I did not get a reply from [Chuya Zhongyuan].

……

This sleep lasted until six o'clock in the morning the next day.

Aye became the first one to wake up.

He was confused and had a splitting headache, partly from a bad mood and partly from the alcohol.

He usually doesn't sleep well at night, and there are many reasons, such as insomnia, guilt, astonishing pressure, external objective reasons such as body cold, especially in winter, no matter what, it will be very cold, [Central Plains] don't live with him, otherwise At least he will notice, fill him with a hot water bottle, and then plug in the electric blanket.

But Aye is an expert in abusing himself, because the other party didn't find out, so he could hold back and let [Zhong Ye] think that he took care of Aye in every aspect.

Having slept warmly last night had lifted his spirits a little.

But when Ye Zang opened his eyes, he was frightened, and even woke up from the muddleheaded state before he finally woke up from the alcohol.

He and Osamu Dazai were face to face, almost stuck together.

Behind him is Odasaku.

Oda Sakuke got up and said, "Good morning."

"How are you feeling?"

Aye opened his eyes wide in horror.