Oba Hazo's Time Traveling

'I shouldn't be so shocked. '

Xia Youjie stood stiffly at the intersection, looking from a distance, like a stone sculpture.

Too many thoughts flashed through his mind. The last time he suddenly stopped, it was when he knew that his friend Shuji Tsushima had an affair with Zenyuan Shier.

Xia Youjie still likes to think, otherwise he would not be troubled by the problems of "monkey" and "cat", but what he thinks about are long-term problems, such as "life and death".

These problems cannot be solved overnight, although it will make him feel heavy in his heart, tossing and turning in the middle of the night, but it will not make Xia Youjie's mind suddenly go blank.

He tried to convince himself: "I heard him say that when I lived with Shi Er, I should know that this day will come. As a friend, I shouldn't show such a shocked look..."

Gojo Satoru was still fanning the ghostly wind by the side and lighting the will-o'-the-wisp: "Ah, who is that~" He pretended to put his right hand flat on his forehead, "It's such a familiar face, isn't this Oda Tsukuru from Aye's manga? Actually came to his house, sure enough, the two of them have an unusual relationship~"

"Oda Zuo?" Gojo Satoru's words touched Xia Youjie's blind spot of knowledge, pulled his thoughts out of "Xiuzhi lived with a wild man again", and asked with difficulty, "What's going on?"

This time he became Wujo Wutiao, even Xiaoyuan's dark glasses couldn't hide his surprise: "It's true, you don't know?"

Xia Youjie: "Should I know?"

Gojo Wu stared at Xia Youjie for a long time before he was sure that he really didn't know, he sighed long and stretched out his hand to Xia Youjie.

Xia Youjie:?

"Mobile phone, mobile phone." Wu said with his palm up, "Didn't my mobile phone be left at his house?"

"Without a mobile phone, there is no way to check."

There was nothing invisible in Xia Youjie's phone, so he directly gave it to Wujo Wu.

"I really suspect that you are out of track with the times." He babbled and searched for the video, Xia Youjie heard his words, he didn't know what Gojo Wu meant, so he stretched his head over to watch.

What Gojo Satoru showed him was the cosplay video that was popular on a certain website earlier.

Gojo Satoru also said: "It's unbelievable that you haven't even seen this. Sure enough, you are out of date, Jie, you are an old man at all."

"What do you usually watch on your phone?"

The five cats meowed in protest, and the man surnamed Xia You had to distract him to appease him.

"Let's read the news." He thought for a while, "For bizarre murders and the like, use reports and Internet pictures to guess whether it is a curse accident, and then locate where the curse appears."

Gojo Satoru was shocked.

He muttered to himself, "I really don't know whether to call it boring or a great hobby."

He can't do it at all!

Sure enough, there is a reason why Jie Neng is a super conjurer when he enters school!

Thinking about it this way, he felt proud again.

If Jia Ruozi was here, she would definitely be able to see what Gojo Wujo was stunned for, she would probably stare at Gojo Goku silently for a while, and then leave quickly.

She gets along with these two people every day, and she knows Wujo Wu's dependence on Xia Youjie best.

After watching the video, Xia Youjie fell into thinking. He hadn't thought clearly about the relationship between Ye Zang and Oda Saku, and Gojo's meowing made him unable to think.

Before he knew it, the shock of seeing Ye Zang living with a man was diluted.

He tried to convince himself: "It's not a big deal. Now that you know Aye's sexuality, you have to accept it all. In the end, we are just friends, we are young people, and we can't interfere in each other's lives at will." '

In Japan, social distance is required even between mother and child, let alone friends.

'Speaking of which, the only people who don't have social distance are...'

He looked up at Gojo Satoru again.

'There is no social distance, so you can do whatever you want, only enlightenment. '

Gojo Wu didn't know what the people around him were thinking, so he showed his face again and said, "Let's go in quickly, I'm going to die without a mobile phone."

As he spoke, he stepped forward and rang the doorbell directly.

"Aye Aye Aye Aye Aye." He shouted at the door like a school chicken, "Come and open the door, Aye."

Hearing his words, Xia Youjie remembered another thing.

He asked, "Why is it called Ah Ye?"

"Even if it's a nickname, it should be Xiu Zhi."

Gojo Satoru said casually, "Because his pen name is Ohba Yozo."

"Xiuzhi doesn't like his name at all." Wujo Wudao, "You know, that name was imposed on him by his father, and he entrusted disgusting wishes." Speaking of this, he touched his chin, "Ah The fact that Ye Neng attracts curse spirits may be caused by the name."

"On this basis, he hopes that others will call him by another name, which is easy to understand."

As soon as Wutiaowu finished speaking, Ye Zang came to open the door. He was quite surprised to see Xia Youjie and Wutiaowu.

"Why did you come back?"

The arrogant big cat wanted to greet Aye with a cat-maow fist, for no other reason, this innocent face was so madam that he wanted to break it.

'I don't believe that Ah Ye didn't find out that my phone was dropped there. 'Five Enlightenments.

He had reason to suspect that Oda Tsukuru's return was arranged by Aye, and he wanted Jie to see it.

But what if Jay sees it?

Wu didn't know the attributes of Ye Zang's fishing beauties, nor did he know that his best friend Xia Youjie had already taken the bait.He was quite curious about Oda Sakunosuke in the manga, and wanted to take this opportunity to chat with him.

"I'll get my phone." Wujo Wudiao said.

"Is it on the coffee table, or on the sofa?" Aye said, "I'll look for it."

"No, I'll go see it myself." Wutiao Maomao probed his head and said, "When Jie and I came, I saw someone coming back, it must be that, the prototype of Oda Tsukuru." He said, "The profile is exactly the same as in the comics."

During the conversation between the two, Xia Youjie looked at Ye Zang quietly without saying a word.

"Yes, yes." Aye's expression became flustered with the naked eye, he quickly glanced at Xia Youjie, bit his lower lip and said, "It's the prototype of Oda Sakunosuke, I call him Oda Saku." Emphasized, "We have known each other for many years, very good friends."

With just one glance, the thoughts that had been silenced by Gotiao Wu's gag just now came out again. Xia Youjie saw Ye Zang in the goose-yellow apron, with mixed feelings in his heart.

"Friends who have known each other for many years?" Gojo Satoru said, "Aren't you and Jie young?" The subtext is, how could Jie not know each other.

"Even if you are young, you won't stay together all the time." It was Xia Youjie who made the rescue, a strand of bangs swaying with his words, and he still had a Buddha-like smile on his face.

Anyone who is familiar with him will realize that at this moment, Xia Youjie's heart is not peaceful, and even his smile is full of perfunctory that is unique to social expressions.

Seeing his expression, Aye became even more flustered. Gojo Satoru was amazed by his dodder-like appearance. He thought from the bottom of his heart that there would be no better actor than Ye Zang in this world.

’ Come to think of it, he’s been good at acting since he was a kid. '

'Obviously I could see the curse spirit all the time, but my lord was confused. '

"Come in first." Aye said shyly, "I'll introduce Odasaku to you."

……

Xia Youjie is a normal dk who can watch jumps.

His reading range is limited to jump, and he has read Ye Zang's "Yokohama Stray Dogs" every issue, but he doesn't follow related cosplay, fan comics on p station, and fan fiction on ao3 like Gojo Satoru.

For a long time, Gojo Satoru was obsessed with watching all kinds of doujinshi, and shared the most interesting and curious parts with him. Often in the middle of the night, he could hear bursts of wild laughter erupting in Gojo Satoru's dormitory.

"Let me tell you, if there is such a person as Odasaku in the world, Aye must have true love for him." Wujo Gojo and Xia Youjie babbled, "This kind of omnipotent salt protagonist with no flaws is not a jump at all." !"

Xia Youjie thought at the time: That must be true love, Xiuzhi made a character based on himself as a model to be friends with Odasaku.

At that time, he paid more attention to the character "Osamu Dazai", mainly because Osamu Dazai's character design was too fancy and his behavior was too mediocre, which made him think that this was Aye's ultimate ideal.

Xia Youjie didn't realize how accurate Ye Zang's description was until he actually met Oda Zuku.

"Hello." A man wearing a pink apron of the same style came out of the kitchen and greeted two male high school students.

"I'm Odasaku."

Even Gojo Gojo honestly exchanged names with Oda Tsukuru, Xia Youjie went to the living room to find Gojo Wu's phone, and when he came back, he found that they had already exchanged pleasantries.

"What's for dinner."

“Spicy curry.”

"Is it the one in the comics?"

"Yes."

Very flat dialogue.

Because Gojo Satoru was very curious about the special spicy curry made by Oda in the comics, he told Aye Meow Meow that he wanted to stay for dinner, and Xia Youjie followed him and said something hypocritically, meaning that he could not disturb or something Yes, as a result Odasaku readily said that there was no problem.

Oda Saku said no problem, Ye Zang must be no problem, the four adults and the two children who came home from school went to the table to eat together, fortunately their house is large enough, and any number of people can use it.

Before the meal, Ye Zang told the two of them, mainly Xia Youjie, about the process of meeting Oda Zuo. It was a set that had been made up a long time ago. During the holidays, he went to Tokyo to find Wenzhi and others, and accidentally met Oda Zuo. A series of romantic stories were derived. I thought I would never meet again, so I drew people in "Yokohama Stray Dogs", but I didn't expect to meet them again.

"It's not intentional to hide it from Jie." Ye Zang said awkwardly, "It's just that there is nothing necessary to say."

After a meal, Xia Youjie regained his composure. There are many reasons. One is because Oda Saku is exactly like in the comics, he is a good man who doesn't complain, and the other is that he doesn't want to see Ye Zang look uneasy.

Even if he felt a little unhappy (he spurned his desire for monopoly, he was obviously a childish tamer, and seeing other men living with Ye Zang is not happy), he suppressed it and joked with Ye Zang: "Yes A scene from "Roman Holiday"?"

Hearing him joking, Aye also breathed a sigh of relief: "Don't make fun of me, Jiejun."

Xia Youjie just smiled and said nothing.

Aye said softly: "Anyway, Jiejun, it's really great that you can understand."

"I was worried..." he said.

Before the next words were spoken, Xia Youjie said, "There is nothing to worry about." He said, "If I show any obvious objection, it will only be because it is not good for you, Xiu Zhi."

"As a friend, I hope you can live happily."

"As long as this is enough."

He laughed again: "That's why, you must keep your eyes open, Xiu Zhi, if he has any conflicts with you, you must kick him out without hesitation."

Saying this clearly hinted at the relationship between Aye's sexual orientation and Oda Saku, and also secretly expressed his support. As a friend, Xia Youjie is really considerate.

Aye seemed to be encouraged, and shook his head again: "I am just friends with Oda Tsukuru."

' He didn't want to admit it. Xia Youjie thought again, "That's right, as far as the Japanese are concerned, no one can admit this." '

After the meal, Gojo Wu and Xia Youjie said goodbye together, and left decently. During the period, the latter didn't show for a second that he couldn't accept it, and he looked like he was bombarded by the five thunders. He was like a perfect friend, caring about Ye Zang's life.

An excellent best friend, a considerate boy, a perfect senior...

These identities are the shackles Xia Youjie bestowed upon himself.

Gojo Gojo was very happy when he left, and he asked Xia Youjie on the way, "How do you feel?"

He meant, did you feel that Ye Zang is a master of acting.

Xia Youjie said: "Mr. Odasaku is not bad, so far."

Wujo Wu hated that iron cannot be made into steel: "Who will tell you this again, Jie."

I'm asking if you have seen the true face of that black-hearted cat!

……

"He seems to have misunderstood our relationship."

After Gojo Satoru and the others left, Odasaku said suddenly.

"Hey?"

Aye blinked and blinked, looking very innocent.

Oda Saku asked: "Is there any reason?" He said patiently, "Mr. Wenzhi looked at me strangely before, and Ms. Aiko told me about your relationship with the Buddhist monastery."

Aye smiled and said, "Oh, what relationship do I have with Shierneng?"

Odasaku nodded and said: "I think so, so is there any special reason for doing this?" If someone misunderstood the relationship, it must be Ye Zang who misled him. It was nothing to him, but why did Aye do this? There are plans that require his cooperation.

"Hmm." Aye tilted his head and thought for a while, then said generously, "If I really want to say it, it's just because it's very interesting."

"Because I wanted to see Jiejun's expression when he knew the truth, so I did this."

He said softly, "Just for this boring reason."

After finishing speaking, he said pitifully: "Does Oda Tsukuru think that I am so funny?"

"No." Oda said without hesitation.

"No matter what you do, Aye is Aye."

He said in a flat tone: "There has never been a change."

So whatever you do is fine.

but……

Odasaku thought calmly: When Aye goes home and is not affected by the spell, will he be so embarrassed that he will dig the floor with his toes?