Oba Hazo's Time Traveling

silent.

Ango Sakaguchi squinted his eyes, almost wanting to see if there were worms in his ear canal.

Odasaku, what did he just say?

It was Dazai Osamu who broke the silence. He said in a light voice, as if a bird was dancing on the tip of his tongue: "Are you talking about me in the parallel world, Oda Tsukuru?"

Odasaku nodded: "Well, he can cook and wait for me to go home, and he can also pour wine and so on. He is a very gentle person."

"It's like a wife anyway."

Ango Sakaguchi said, "Do you know what you're talking about?"

He subconsciously looked at Dazai, who had a creepy smile on his face, like a smiling mask, with crooked eyes, but a bottomless smile, and even the flirtatious, girlish tone of voice was caught by him. connotes terror.

"Hey..." he drawled, "that sounds really good."

"So." Dazai said with one hand on his chin, "What happened to you, Odasaku."

In the next 15 minutes, Oda used his usual plain language to describe the process of getting along with Ye Zang, "Since you have been discovered, tell the truth" and "Yezang will not come back again", he held such thoughts.

Dazai seemed to be listening with gusto. All in all, you couldn’t tell from his face that he was displeased. His posture seemed to have found an interesting comic book, or he was enjoying a poor puppet show.

Ango Sakaguchi was different. Following Odasaku's description, his expression became more subtle, and finally interrupted Odasaku's words as if he couldn't bear it anymore.

"I have to remind you." He pushed down his round glasses, his eyes narrowed slightly, and the bags under his eyes became more and more obvious.

"Assuming that compared with a woman, taking all your money away and forcing you to go out to work, it is definitely not a virtuous and good woman." He complained, "It is better to say that he is acting like a scammer. Sure enough, everyone Are all the Dazai in the world the same..."

"What a disrespect, Ango." Dazai said in a complaining tone, "Even I wouldn't do anything to Oda with a dry wallet."

He paused and said, "To be honest, it must be the salary card of a black dwarf."

Ango Sakaguchi said expressionlessly, "Look, Dazai is such a person."

Odasaku's expression was a little confused, he said: "I have not been deceived."

"I gave him the wallet on my own initiative."

"It's what I want."

Sakaguchi Ango's eyes were dead.

'Ah, is this some new type of crime? ' he thought, 'wife scam or something. '

'I didn't expect you to be fooled too, Odasaku. '

Osamu Dazai said abruptly, "So, do you have any ideas?"

Ango Sakaguchi was stunned for a while before realizing that Dazai was calling him.

"It's the 'me', me." Dazai smiled and stretched out a finger, pointing to his nose.

Ango Sakaguchi thought about it for a while, how to put it, if you exclude Osamu Dazai's nature, but judging by his appearance, he can be called dignified and beautiful, but people should never be viewed separately, there are not many Is it an example where the facial features are outstanding alone, but when they are mixed together, they are terrible?

In the same way, when you look at Dazai, you can't let go of his demonic wisdom anyway, and there are rumors such as "born mafia" and "darkness in his blood".

"It's not like at all." Ango Sakaguchi said firmly, "It's better to say that they are two people wearing the same shell."

He showed a delicate look: "In the final analysis, Dazai, you are trembling to please others, this picture is simply unimaginable."

Dazai smiled and said, "I think so too."

Oda murmured, "That's true."

"On this point, Ah Ye is completely different from you." He said flatly, "But there are still similarities."

"For example?" Dazai asked curiously.

"For example, Aye is very smart, just as smart as you, Dazai."

Ango Sakaguchi: Huh? !

Osamu Dazai said clearly: "I guess it is, but I can't understand it even more."

The next words let Ango Sakaguchi know what "flowing malice" is. Dazai Osamu said in his usual elegant and brisk, Chinese tone: "Suppose he has the same... wisdom as I do. That's fine, then how can you live with trepidation?"

"Ah, could it be that he was born with a strong sense of sin and felt that his birth was a mistake, or that he fears humans like a newborn bird?"

He stared at the unfinished drink on the table, waiting for it to turn a bright amber color.

"Creatures like people, once they see through them, they won't be too scared. After all, they are just human beings."

He said almost bitterly: "If he is what you say, he is as cowardly as a cat or a dog. He is like a toad, a toad crawling on the ground."

Odasaku actually didn't understand why Dazai had such strong hostility towards Aye. Fortunately, he read a few books and understood the other's last harsh taunt.

So he said offline, "Toad, did you use Charl Crowe's poem?"

Dazai was stunned for a moment, with joy in his eyes: "You have seen it too, Odasaku."

"Yeah." He said, "Let's take a look at it."

He added: "Ah Ye has also seen it."

Ango Sakaguchi closed his eyes in pain: Okay, stop talking.

He no longer wanted to see Dazai's angry face.

"Anyway," Dazai announced, "I hate him very, very much."

Oda Saku showed an incomprehensible expression again: "How should I put it, compared with Aye, Dazai, you still have the mentality of a child."

"Huh?!" Dazai Osamu's hair all exploded.

"I think, if you really meet, you should have nothing to do with him."

"No, absolutely impossible." Osamu Dazai announced, "I will absolutely hate him."

"Who would like this humble, cowardly, degraded version of myself?"

……

Whether he hates it or likes it, what Oda said undoubtedly aroused Osamu Dazai's curiosity even more, so that he spent all his "after-school activity time" looking for Aye.

'After doing it, I realized that he is really smart. '

Dazai looked at the monitoring records with a serious face. Through his quasi-cadre authority, he called up all the monitoring that could be checked by the port mafia, and he didn't even find any personal shadows.

If Osamu Dazai wanted to, he could completely make anyone in the world not find him, even if the range was limited to Yokohama City.

Ye Zang undoubtedly did this.

'Speaking of which, the dark dwarf is also looking for him. Since there are people in the parallel world, there should be him in the parallel world, but [Chuya]'s whereabouts have not been traced, and he will not leave Yokohama Bar. '

'What does he want to do? '

No matter what, not finding Ye Zang made Dazai's unhappy mood worse, so he simply deleted all those video records.

A few days later, when Zhong Yuan, who finally found time, came to find him, he gritted his teeth and found that the clues he had finally found were all broken!

Damn, where did that slippery mackerel go? !

Sure enough, as long as it is Dazai, it is so annoying!

……

"Ah-"

Ye Zang sneezed lightly, he is the kind of man who interprets slenderness and elegance in every move, and because in a normal kitchen, when he realized that he was about to sneeze, he twirled lightly on his toes, If you ask an art critic to look at it, you might think that he has ballet skills.

This small sneeze squeezed out all the tears contained in his eyes.

Yosano Akiko is reading newspapers. She is a supporter of paper reading materials, and she is not interested in e-books and electronic news.

Hearing Ye Zang's voice, she raised her head, and the recycled newspaper pinched by two fingers made a crisp sound of "cracking".

"What's wrong?" she asked, "Why are you crying?"

After speaking, she walked to Ye Zang's side and wiped his glued eyelashes with her fingers.

His eyelashes were long and dense, and when tears fell, several eyelashes tangled together and flew to the end of his bright red eyes.

Akiko's cold, well-manicured fingers scraped across his eye sockets, and I don't know whether it was intentional or unintentional, but the force on the end of the eyes was a bit heavy.

She liked Ye Zangyanhong's eye ends very much, so she subconsciously pushed harder.

So cute.

He's so cute when he cries.

Ye Zang's eyes were red, and he said in a cute nasal voice, "I was chopping onions just now."

He's going to make borscht.