Go to another world to be a priest

When the fellow villagers saw the fellow villagers, they had tears in their eyes.

Although Yining and Nan Jin didn't reach this point, their shared memories of life brought their relationship closer quickly, and they are both people with a little secret, so the content of their chats is limited to the past. Memories and complaints about the world, not very curious about each other's current life.

Nan Jin did not show envy to Yining's status as a high-ranking "priest", and Yining was not curious about how Nan Jin made himself into the current virtue.

The setting sun melts gold, and the breeze is cool.

At the end of this summer, Yining threw off his arms and ate a long-lost meal of Malatang. While eating, he chatted with the young stall owner until his mouth was flushed red from the spicy food, and his face turned black with reluctance. The patriarch pulled it away.

Back home, the first thing Yining did was to find that potted plant—the so-called soul-splitter, his brother to some extent, a leek-like creature that could talk in people's minds.

Yining has a very subtle feeling for the patron saint. The old man threw him into another world and kept him a secret for decades. After he came back, he kept talking about it. No matter how you look at it, what he said was unbelievable.

When Mu Kun was poisoned, Yining had no choice but to ask the old man for help, and he tricked him again, which directly caused the patron saint's credit value in his heart to drop to a negative number.

Therefore, after discovering that this potted plant can communicate, and even though it seems to be just born but knows a lot, Yining is too lazy to talk to the old man. name.

Although Xiaolu expressed a lot of dissatisfaction with this casual name, she couldn't stand it and couldn't resist, so she had to accept her fate.

Little Green is sleeping on the window sill, since the showdown with Yining, its little life is very comfortable.

When he was thirsty, he went directly to Yining's head and yelled to get someone to water it; when he was hungry, he would eat bugs, or meat, or cooked food. Buried sugar cubes in their own flower pots!

Yining is almost at a loss as to whether it is a potted plant or an animal, so if you take a good pot of green leafy plants, can they be self-sufficient through photosynthesis, how can you imitate higher organisms to eat meat!

If you don't pay attention to it, it will always be lazy in your mind and won't go away, just like a fly, it's useless to plug your ears.Yining had never learned Occlumency like Harry Potter, and was tortured by it twice, so he was really afraid of this ancestor.

Fortunately, it has no legs and cannot run, and if it is far away from it, it will not be harassed.

This is the only thing Yining feels lucky about.

Compared with half a year ago, Xiaolu has grown several leaves. Although it is still slender and long like a leek, it looks plump, tender and juicy and can be a good dish for stir-frying.

"Little green, green, what are you dreaming about?" Yining stretched out two fingers, as if to pinch the leaves.

"Why? Not even allowed to sleep." Sure enough, just now it looked like a dutiful plant, when Yining's fingertips were about to touch its leaves, the leaves shook and quickly dodged.

All plants don't like to be touched by people, and Xiaolu is a bell leader.

If you touch its leaves, it will say you are a hooligan, because the leaves are bare and have no clothes on.

If you move its flower pot, it will call you a badass, because it will shake when the flower pot is moved, and it will get dizzy.

This is of course nonsense, but it is true that the body temperature is much higher than that of the leaves, which makes it feel uncomfortable; and there is sweat on human skin, which contains salt, which also makes it uncomfortable; even many plants grow There are some tiny hairs invisible to human eyes, which are equivalent to the nerve endings of plants. A little pressure from fingers will break these hairs.

So Yining would not touch it easily.

It's not a handsome guy or a beautiful woman, anyone who is interested can touch it.

"Have you been sleeping all day?! You were sleeping when I went out in the morning?" Yining withdrew his hand, gave it two contemptuous white eyes, and sat on the stool to chat with it.

"Ah..." Xiaolu stretched all the leaves together, stretched a very vivid waist, and said lazily: "I am a little baby, and it is only natural that I sleep a lot."

"Where did this theory come from—wait, you still speak English?"

"Hey, I know what you know. You know, both of us are the seed souls separated by the patron saint. I was only planted after you came to this world. The old man will have seen it through your eyes a long time ago." Make a copy of everything for me." Xiaolu began to twist and twist proudly.

Yining snorted, knowing that the old man was biased, and didn't want to say what he wanted to ask.

Xiaolu waited for a while, seeing that Yining just dragged his chin in thought, stretched out a leaf and touched Yining's arm: "Why are you waking me up and not talking?"

Yining was annoyed: "It's okay."

Xiaolu was silent for a while, and suddenly said in a very strange voice: "No way? You always go to the Three Treasures Palace for nothing... Do you want to ask me something?"

Yining denied it categorically: "...you think too much, go on to sleep."

"You came to harass me as soon as you came in. It can be seen that what you want to ask is actually very anxious... But after I finished saying the sentence about the old man, you fell silent... Could it be that you..."

Yining looked at it vigilantly, and said, as a potted plant that only knows how to eat and drink all day long, is it really normal to speak in such a Sherlock Holmes tone?

"...Is it jealous that the old man treats me better than you?"

"I didn't! Who cares about that old man?!" Yining frowned.

Xiaolu moved the leaves very gracefully, and uttered two very embarrassing words in a very embarrassing tone: Hehe!

Yining snorted, and went to the kitchen to get something to eat.

At the end of summer and the beginning of autumn, the fish and shrimp are plump. Last night, Yi Ning said that he wanted to eat fish. Not long after Mu Kun went out this morning, someone brought a bucket of fresh aquatic products, which turned out to be two feet long mandarin fish!

Although mandarin fish is a freshwater fish, it is generally more abundant in spring. "Egrets fly in front of Xisai Mountain, and mandarin fish are fat in peach blossoms and flowing water." It is said that mandarin fish is eaten in late spring and March when peach blossoms are in full bloom. season.

The mandarin fish has more meat and less thorns, and is extremely delicious. On the earth, mandarin fish is as famous as the Yellow River carp, Songjiang four-gilled perch, and Xingkai Lake big white fish. They are also known as China's "Four Famous Freshwater Fish". First of all, I heard that the taste is as delicious as that of fugu.

Yining was poor in his previous life. Of course, he has never eaten this kind of aristocrat in aquatic products, but because he loves food, he has studied it a lot, so he recognized it at a glance. He is oblate, with a pointed head and a big mouth. , big eyes, green fruit with metallic luster, irregular black spots on the side of the body, small fine scales, truncated caudal fin, it is definitely mandarin fish.

Immediately there was light in the eyes, but because I was in a hurry to go out, I didn't have time to clean it up. I took a quick look at some small fish and shrimps in the water and didn't care. I took something to cover the bucket. I went out to do errands.

When I opened the cover now, I saw that the two fish were still awkwardly staying in the water that overflowed the body as when they left, but none of the small fish and shrimps I saw in the morning were gone...

Shocked, Yining took out the two fish, poured out the water and looked carefully, the bottom of the bucket was clean, there was nothing there!

I was puzzled for a while, until I killed the two fish and cut open their stomachs, then I suddenly realized that these small fish and shrimps were all in the stomachs of the two mandarin fishes.

It was only then that Yining remembered that mandarin fish is a carnivorous fish, and usually feeds on small fish and shrimps, but he forgot about it when he went out, wasting these small fish and shrimps for nothing.

It's all about fish, but it's not often you can eat shrimp.

Tsk-tsk on his mouth twice to express his pity, but his hands were not slow at all, and he swung the knife neatly to chop off the dorsal and anal fins. There are spikes on them and poisonous glands on them, which can easily stab people , can cause poisoning.

After chopping, use a knife to cut at the place where there is a small eye at the back of the abdomen near the tail, so that the fish intestines in the fish belly are separated from the fish body; then use two chopsticks to insert into the fish belly from the mouth, After two rotations, the internal organs and gills are pulled out together; finally, the gills are removed, the fine scales are scraped off, and the whole fish is cleaned.

After looking through the ingredients, Yining decided to steam one and make squirrel mandarin fish.

Steaming is easy to do, wash it and marinate it with wine, cut green onion and ginger and put it on, put it in a pot and steam it, then use sugar, salt and other seasonings to make soup, pour it on it.

The squirrel mandarin fish is marinated first and then fried.

After thinking about it, I need to set up a frying pan anyway. I didn’t cook much because of the hot weather a while ago, so I’m going to fry some meatballs.

There is still fresh meat at home, but it has always been Mu Kun's task to chop it into minced meat. When he just came back, he was called away, and he probably won't be able to come back until later. With Yining alone, it is absolutely impossible to chop it well More than enough meat fillings.

How to do?

Yining struggled for a while, and went to the door to call Mu Shan, but he still had two guards who stayed around all year round.

Because Yining has already returned home, this is the safest place for the whole family, so Suo Mu went back first, leaving Mu Shan here alone.

"Mushan, can you do me a favor?"

Mu Shan smiled and followed him in.He has been with Yining for a while, and he has a little understanding of their young priests. His temper is too soft, and he always wants them to do something, as if he is asking them for something. He is extremely polite. .

But before they came, they were all trained and knew their position, and they were ready to block the priest's gun at the critical moment. In a word, they were dead soldiers!

The importance of the priest to the whole clan made them willing to play such a role. However, after being in contact with the priest for a long time, Mu Shan found that the priest was not as mysterious as the clan said, but was a little confused from time to time. Now he has unconsciously Among them, Yining is treated as a younger brother.

"Help me chop these meats into minced meat, the more minced the better, I'll cook something delicious with you at night." Yining never let Jiawei work for nothing, like now, he needs Jiawei's help, and he will definitely do it after finishing it is beneficial.

Even though he was as calm as a wooden mountain, when he heard the priest say the word "delicious", a little expectation arose in his heart.

You know, the entire Mu clan knows that the priest made the most contribution to the Mu clan by allowing them to have abundant food, and it also established his unshakable position as a priest in the Mu clan, but the delicious meals he made are the most important thing for the Mu clan. Everyone has a fatal attraction, so is it the direct reason why the priest's status in the hearts of the tribe has reached an incredible height? !

All Mu people are proud of being able to eat the priest's meal!