Go to another world to be a priest

There must have been a quarrel between the priest and the patriarch.

This is a common conclusion drawn by all the Mu people who have met Yining and Mu Kun secretly discussing and guessing.

In the past, if a priest wanted to get something, he would definitely go to the patriarch immediately: Mu Kun, help me get this; Mu Kun, hand me that; Mu Kun, I want XXX, can you help me when I go hunting? I'll bring some back... But now, the priest still has to do this and that, limited by his limited strength, he still needs help, but instead of looking for Mu Kun, he held Mu Dong , or every clansman passing by empty-handed may be summoned, except the patriarch.

When Mu Kun held Mu Dong to help him carry things for the third time when Yining held him, one of his subordinates accidentally broke a wooden stick he was sharpening into two pieces.

Last night, when he saw Yining being so sad, he hugged him obediently again, his aggrieved expression was very attractive, and he couldn't hold back for a while and kissed him.

Yining didn't react at the beginning, but when his consciousness came back to his brain, he definitely didn't have the feeling of "being kissed and fainted like being in the clouds" written in the novel. Spin it, no!

He was so shocked by the fact that he encountered a same-sex kiss for the first time, he even forgot most of the sadness just now, half of the emotion in his heart was: "Fuck, he really fell in love with me! He obviously guessed before Admit it, QAQ!" The other half is: "The patriarch is so good at kissing, has he really never practiced it? TAT!"

It took a few seconds for the too long reflex arc to make him make a move to push the patriarch away, and then stretched out a finger to point at Mu Kun, "You, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you for a long time, and you can't wait to put your tongue on it immediately!" If bitten off:

"You still said you don't like me!" Hey, why do you feel a little proud?Do it all over again!

"Why did you kiss me?! I said I like women!" Yining accused with a shocked expression.

With Yining's strength, it is impossible to push Mu Kun away from the precipice, so if he pushes away all at once, Mu Kun must let go on purpose. ╮(╯_╰)╭

At the moment when Mu Kun was pushed away, a flash of panic flashed in Mu Kun's eyes. When Yining found the right tone and expression and asked the second sentence, Mu Kun had already stabilized his mind and adjusted himself to the best position. State, officially started the most important hunting activity in his life.

"I like you." Mu Kun looked into Yining's eyes, and spoke very slowly, sounding very serious and sincere: "From the first time I met you, you told me that those bamboo rat meat belonged to you." At that time, I fell in love with you."

Yining tilted his head and thought for a while, is there such a thing?I don't remember clearly.

"If others want to get rid of me, I will definitely not follow. But that day, you obviously didn't want to tell me your identity, and you wanted to get rid of me and go back in a hurry, but I couldn't help but follow you quietly. One is I was afraid that you would be in danger, and second, I wanted to know where you lived. At that time, I didn't know myself, but I was already tempted for you. "

Yining was stunned, his face felt a little hot, what should I do, what should I do?Come out and tell him personally, what expression should you use when encountering such a thing of the same sex?It was love at first sight!Would it be too cruel for him to say NO directly?But wouldn't it be too cruel not to say NO?Judging by Mu Kun's physique and aura, it's just a small attack. Is it possible that I have to take it?

TAT!Don't let him get fucked, I heard it hurts!

Ya bah!How can my thoughts be like a prolapsed wild horse, going astray again!What he has to consider is not the issue of attack and receiving, but what method to use to refuse without hurting others!

"I saw you using the time-space trader at that time, and I guessed that you were from the mountain. Apart from being shocked, what made me most happy was that I finally had a reason to bring you back to the Mu clan." Mu Kun With a little smile on his face, there was an expression of reminiscence:

"I've seen a lot of people get hurt, Mu Dong, my best brother, once he was scratched by a black bear, and his intestines flowed out. I just think he was careless. I just stuffed him back and brought him to Wu. Yes, it’s not a big deal. But you were just picked up by the wolf’s claws and scratched a little, but for the first time, I felt heartache.”

Mu Kun took a step forward, grabbed Yining's already stiff hand and held it in his palm: "At that time, I swore that I would take good care of you in the future and never let you get hurt again."

His eyes were sincere, as if there were flames burning, Yining didn't dare to look directly at them, and looked down at the two hands clasped, one big and one small, just right.

"But...but...but I, I'm a man." Yining said with a guilty conscience, the patriarch's expression was too sincere, such an expression made Yining feel that he couldn't say the words of refusal.

"I'm also a man." Mu Kun smiled: "Yining, I don't mean to treat you as a woman, I just like you, no matter whether you are a man or a woman, I only like you."

"But I wanted to find a girl..." Yining muttered.

originally?The patriarch was pleased by this word, and smiled from the bottom of his heart: "Yining, do you like me?"

Yining withdrew his hand and scratched his hair irritably: "I don't know..."

"Try it, okay?" Mu Kun took a step forward, gently wrapped his arms around his waist, and looked down at him: "Try to like me, okay?"

Can I still try this?Patriarch, are you kidding me?

Yining took a deep breath, broke away from him and took a step back, feeling unsafe, just went to the other side of the room, biting his fingers and thinking for a while, then seriously said to him: "I still think it's better for me to find a girl Son."

Mu Kun's face immediately darkened, and when he was about to step forward, Yining stretched out his hand: "Don't come here, I haven't finished yet."

With a hot face, Yining pretended to be calm and said: "However, I... I am willing... I am willing to try." Fuck, how could he say such a sentence?No, no, he doesn't want to be gay, but Ke Su seems to really like it a little bit. Yining secretly glanced at the patriarch, who has wide shoulders, narrow waist and long legs. His figure is really good.

Before Mu Kun could laugh, he couldn't laugh any more because of the following words: "However, we still don't want to sleep together. From today on, I'd better go back upstairs and sleep well."

"I won't do anything to you." Mu Kun couldn't help protesting.

Yining turned his head to look at him, although his face was red, but his eyes were very calm, as if you disagreed and just broke up.

Mu Kun nodded reluctantly, and Yining went to tidy up the quilt in satisfaction.

Welfare, no more.

"...Don't, I'll sleep upstairs, it will get colder and colder, you won't be able to bear it." Mu Kun stopped Yining who was packing the bedding, picked up his quilt, and walked upstairs with heavy steps.

Of course he can hang on, but Yining has already taken a big step back, no matter what he has to do to keep the little achievement he has just made.

But what Mu Kun didn't expect was that the next day, Yining's attitude towards him completely changed, and he didn't even speak to him.

Enduring for a whole morning, Mu Kun finally couldn't take it anymore when he saw Yining talking and laughing with Mu Dong for the third time, strode over and pushed Mu Dong aside: "What are you going to do, I'll help you. "

Yining froze instantly, and smiled dryly, "Hehehehe, it's nothing, I can fix it myself, really."

God knows, mashing raw sweet potatoes completely is purely physical work, okay, he just came to see how Mudong is doing, he didn't want to do it himself at all, okay?

Now that Mu Dong is gone, is Mu Kun really allowed to do it?

Yining went to get the stone hammer for pounding sweet potatoes, picked it up, but didn't move; try again, it still failed! TAT!The patriarch folded his arms and watched intently. He knew how much strength Yining had. It would be strange if he could pick up a stone hammer weighing about [-] jin.

Yining took it three times and still didn't pick it up, so he got angry, turned around and left, quit, shit!

Mu Kun followed behind step by step, and Yining became more and more uncomfortable as he walked, so he turned around and glared at him: "Why are you following me?!"

Mu Kun took a deep breath: "Yining, you promised me to give it a try, but you don't talk to me like this, it's not a good attitude to try it, you have to know, our Mu clan, we have talked It must be done, and there is no going back on this statement.”

Yining's eyes wandered: "I'm trying."

"I didn't see it." Mu Kun spread his hands and shrugged.

"Then what do you want?" Yining was so annoyed that he simply threw the question to the other party.

"...Treat me as before." This question was so tempting that Mu Kun almost said "I want you to like me", but after thinking about it, he knew that it was impossible, so he had to settle for the next best thing—— When you want to lure a prey, in addition to setting a perfect trap, make him feel that you are not in danger.

"Okay, okay, I promise, you don't get so close to me." Yining looked around, afraid that others would notice something, in fact, everyone knows that you two have an unusual relationship, okay?

Using sweet potatoes to make vermicelli, how to get the starch out of the sweet potatoes is a big problem. Yining chose to mash the sweet potatoes directly.

First cut the sweet potatoes into small pieces, then put them into a large stone ladle and mash them into a paste, pour them into a basin, add water to stir, then use the finest sackcloth to filter out all the residue, and pour the remaining white juice into the flat bottom Natural precipitation in a large tub.

When the starch has sunk to the bottom and a layer of transparent water appears on top, slowly pour out the water, and there will be a thick layer of sweet potato starch underneath.

Put the wet sweet potato starch in the sun, wait until the starch is completely dry, put it in a bag, store it in a cool and ventilated place, take it out when you want to make vermicelli, usually open a Soup or something, is also a good thickener.

Of course, they had been busy for a long time, and Yining naturally wanted to make a batch of sweet potato vermicelli to eat.

Because he sold the piece of mutton jade that Mucun gave him, Yining made another small fortune and generously bought enough alum to mix it with sweet potato starch at a ratio of 1:5. Add about 5 times the water, stir it into a paste, cook it in a large pot, and it will come out when it boils.

Then knead the cooked flour slurry with a large amount of starch to form an extremely soft dough, and put it on the large colander made by the carpenter according to Yining's requirements. Below the colander is a pot of boiling water, and the dough leaks down into thin strips. It just fell into the pot, and when it came out of the water, it was picked up, immediately put it in a cold bucket of cold water, and then put it on the rows of wooden shelves prepared next to it.

When it is dried, it becomes vermicelli. Cut it into a suitable length and put it away. When you want to eat it, you can directly soak it in water to soften it, or boil it, fry it, steam it or deep-fry it. It is delicious.

In fact, the process of making vermicelli is quite complicated, but they can't stand the large number of people, and the harvest is quite good. All the injured sweet potatoes are made into sweet potato vermicelli. Suddenly, the wooden shelf in the center of the clan is full. Rows of vermicelli like silver threads.

Yining only used one classic dish, stewed pork vermicelli, which immediately conquered the appetite of the majority of Mu people, plus ants climbing trees, cold vermicelli, and stewed vermicelli with wild vegetables and eggs, the texture is strong and delicious no matter how you eat it , so that almost everyone was hooked, and from then on, there was another must-have dish on the menu of the Mu people.