The sweetest pheromone in the entertainment industry

——Shocked, Guan Xiaoming was taken away by the police for insulting Omega!

[Ah this? ? ? ? ]

[Forgive me for laughing unkindly, Guan Xiaoming's mouth really should be cured]

[@Guan Xiaoming Cursing Quotations]

[Ha ha ha ha! ! ! ]

[u1s1, although Guan Xiaoming's mouth is poisonous, it is not empty talk that a strict teacher produces a high-achieving apprentice, and Yan Zhen is the best example]

[Yan Zhen is not Omgea, Alpha is strong against stress]

[? ?It's not about Alpha or Omgea, is it?But if you want to be an actor, you have to plan to be scolded by the director. With such a weak mental capacity, go home as soon as possible and be a young master and young lady]

[Guan Xiaoming’s venomous tongue is absolutely gone, I’ve seen it once and will never forget it/狗头]

[So who did Guan Xiaoming scold? ]

[Who else is the Omega of "Proud to Reclaim the Sea", of course only the heroine]

[Hua Miao is really hypocritical, Guan Xiaoming is really miserable hahaha]

[A great director was actually taken to education by the police because his mouth was too poisonous. This year's joke collection must be at the top of the list]

……

Qiao Ni watched at the police station.

Hua Miao was still crying, accusing Guan Xiaoming of insulting herself.Guan Xiaoming tried his best to deny it at first, until Hua Miao produced strong evidence and recorded it with his mobile phone.

"Hua Miao, are you a pig brain? Can you even go the wrong way?"

"What's your expression, Hua Miao? Are you rushing to hang yourself?"

"Miss Hua, Miss Hua, please don't act like a brothel girl!"

"Hua Miao Hua Miao Hua Miao..."

Guan Xiaoming: "..."

The whole crew who planned to say a few words for Guan Xiaoming: "..."

The policeman knocked on the table and asked Guan Xiaoming, "What else do you have to explain?"

Guan Xiaoming folded his hands and said sincerely: "Comrade policeman, I have a special job as a director. In fact, I am not cursing people, but directing actors."

"You can guide the actors, but you can't insult Omgea. Miss Hua thinks you are scolding her, you are scolding her. You must apologize to her."

Guan Xiaoming turned to look at Hua Miao, "Hua Miao, do you really think..."

"Woooooo!" Hua Miao didn't wait for him to finish, and covered her face in tears, "Don't scold me, woooooo..."

"..."

What a frail and poor Omgea.Everyone looks at Guan Xiaoming like looking at a demon, seeing how you scare him.

Hua Miao released more recordings while crying——

"Qiao Ni, are you blind? Go left, go left, right and left?"

"Qiao Ni, I know you love smug beauty, please don't look at the camera, you are not shooting a magazine cover!"

"Qiao Ni, go and look at your expression in the mirror, it looks like a pile of poop."

"Qiao Ni Qiao Ni Qiao Ni..."

Qiao Ni: "..."

Everyone: "..." Hua Miao even recorded Guan Xiaoming scolding others?

Guan Xiaoming, who not only insulted Omega, but also insulted others, received two hours of oral education from the police.Guan Xiaoming was used to preaching to others, and it was the first time he was being preached in full view, so he blushed with embarrassment and scratched his ears and cheeks.

Hua Miao gradually stopped crying, watching the scene with ease.

Two hours later, Guan Xiaoming apologized to Hua Miao: "Miss Hua, it's my fault, I shouldn't scold you like that. Please forgive me this time, please?"

Hua Miao rolled her eyes very unceremoniously, and said with tears in her eyes, "You have to promise that you will never scold me again."

Guan Xiaoming had no choice but to say: "Okay, I won't scold you anymore, if I scold you again, I'm a dog."

Only then did Hua Miao nodded condescendingly, and the group walked out of the police station.

Guan Xiaoming didn't say a word, and drove away directly. Director Huang chased him a few steps, but failed to heal the wounded heart of the great director. He sighed and looked at Hua Miao.

Hua Miao smiled beautifully: "Director Huang, you are the director of this crew. You have the final say, what is Guan Xiaoming?"

After that, Guan Xiaoming did not come to the set for three days.

Hua Miao was happy, and most of the crew were happy. To be honest, Qiao Ni was also a little more relaxed.But how to put it, I always feel that there is a lack of atmosphere during filming, the atmosphere of being stared at by a famous director and striving to be in the best state.

Even the script, after the screenwriter wrote it, no one looked at it, and she didn't know what to do.Guan Xiaoming's mouth is a bit poisonous, but his professional ability is not enough. The effects of the previous scenes, regardless of the picture, lines, and character tension, are comparable to movies.

Director Huang didn't have any scenes directed by Guan Xiaoming in the past three days.

The big director lost his temper. Although Qiao Ni didn't have much to do with it, he still felt sorry for some reason. He went home and asked Yan Zhen: "When will Director Guan go to the set?"

Yan Zhen was sitting on the sofa, reading Qiao Ni's script, and said casually: "I also want him to return to the film crew soon."

Qiao Ni held the fruit plate and approached his Alpha, "Then why don't you persuade him."

"Why, aren't you afraid that he will scold you?" Yan Zhen said with a smile, "I thought you would be happy."

"Of course I'm happy that he doesn't scold me." Qiao Ni said, "But the crew feels weird without him."

Yan Zhen pinched Qiao Ni's earlobe, "That's right, I've grown up."

"Then you call him quickly."

"It's over, don't worry. He's not as fragile as you think. Be prepared to be ravaged by his poisonous tongue again."

Qiao Ni was relieved, but said, "It's really tangled."

Yan Zhen knew what he was struggling with, hugged him into his arms, and sniffed his pheromones, "Now is our time, don't think about other men."

The couple snuggled up and engaged in their daily pheromone "sucks." The pheromones between AO partners smell like a natural oxygen bar on their own, which can repel other odors.

Qiao Ni was eating fruit while playing with his mobile phone.

Guan Xiaoming abused Omgea and was taken away by the police for education. The enthusiasm for education has subsided. Hua Miao has also registered on Weibo. Omega attracts fans quickly. Drive people up to comfort and lick their face.

Guan Xiaoming's fans are angry, the current Omega is so delicate, you can't even scold him, if you are an ordinary person, it's fine, but you are in the entertainment industry, and you were scolded by the director during filming, and you were wronged?You are a newcomer with such a big face, let Guan Xiaoming, a director who has even scolded the actor, give you a smiley face, please act?

Simply ridiculous.

Hua Miao's fans don't do it anymore, what's wrong with us Miao Miao being more delicate?She is Omgea, I don't expect you to be gentle with her, at least you can't curse, right?Swearing is a very disrespectful behavior, what happened to the great director?Still rationalized?Who doesn't know that Guan Xiaoming has a poisonous mouth?So rushing to lick the director, go and scold him again, and see if he can become another Yan Zhen-Yan Zhen didn't become the best actor because of being scolded by Guan Xiaoming, okay? ?

Noisy, right and wrong, no conclusion.

There are even people @比伶, Qiao Ni naturally can't give any response, this kind of thing is tantamount to wading in muddy water.The only thing that makes him uncomfortable is that in the perception of many people, Omega is delicate and weak, with poor psychological endurance.

Qiao Ni's neck was suddenly bitten, "Hiss, what are you doing?"

Yan Zhen threw the script in front of him, "Do you have a kissing scene tomorrow?"

"??" Qiao Ni picked up the script and looked at it, and it was true.

Because of the major revision of the script, the current situation is that while filming, revisions are made, and it is common for the scene to be filmed the next day to get the script the night before.Qiao Ni has a script with a general plot, as well as this kind of official script that is only given temporarily, and Yan Zhen will check it before he shoots.

Qiao Ni thought that Yan Zhen was helping him to check for bugs in the plot logic, but he didn't expect that he was checking for "yellow".

In today's scripts, the relationship between the hero and heroine unexpectedly heats up, the heroine's false orgasm comes, and the hero kisses her.This is a plot that also exists in the original novel.

"Acting." Qiao Ni didn't take it seriously, "It's not a real kiss, just mouth to mouth."

"No." Yan Zhen said.

"Don't tell me that you never kissed anyone when you were acting."

"No."

"……real or fake?"

"I never kiss scene." Yan Zhen said lightly.

Qiao Ni recalled the movies that Yan Zhen had acted in, but he had never seen him act in a kissing scene, "You are all acting in real dramas, and I am acting in online dramas of Xiaoqingxiaoai. This kind of emotional drama cannot be avoided."

"No." Yan Zhen took the mobile phone and made a call, "Guan Xiaoming, go to the production crew tomorrow and delete Qiao Ni's kiss scene, otherwise all the conditions will be void."

Guan Xiaoming: "...It's none of my business, you can find the screenwriter for this kind of thing."

"The screenwriter is afraid of you." So Guan Xiaoming's negation is the most direct.

"I don't even feel comfortable going to bars. My injured heart hasn't recovered yet. Who will comfort me?" Guan Xiaoming hung up the phone snappingly.

Yan Zhen called his sister again, "How did you become a screenwriter assistant? You don't even know that your sister-in-law is going to be molested?"

Yan Ba: "???"

Qiao Ni: "What indecent, don't talk nonsense, okay?"

Hearing that there was a kiss scene in the script, Yan Ba ​​said weakly: "I mentioned to Sister Li about deleting the kiss scene, but the final decision is not in my hands. Don't worry, my sister-in-law will definitely borrow the seat."

Qiao Ni was rebellious, but he wanted to do the opposite: "Don't borrow your seat, talk to mouth!"

Yan Ba: "...Good night, I'll go to bed first." The younger sister hastily hung up the phone, because she had already expected that the next program with brother and sister-in-law would definitely be an unsuitable program for children.

Yan Zhen pinched Omgea's chin, and asked in a deep voice, "Who do you want to talk to?"

Qiao Ni held his head high, his face full of rebelliousness: "To become an excellent actor, what is this sacrifice? It's not a sex scene."

Yan Zhen was so stimulated that blue veins appeared on his forehead: "You still want to have sex with someone?"

"I don't do sex scenes with people, but kissing scenes are okay, right?"

"You don't know, even if you are sprayed with pheromone disruptors, your pheromones will still be present in your oral fluid?"

"...Huh?" Qiao Ni never expected the reason to be this.

"Aren't you afraid that others will find out that you are an Omega?"

If Hua Miao and Qiao Ni found out that Qiao Ni was an Omega when they were kissing, they would probably run away crying on the spot.And after Qiao Ni's identity is exposed, he will probably be insulated from all the slightly stronger male protagonists, and can only play Omgea who is delicate and weak...

Thinking of this, Qiao Ni got goosebumps, "I don't want it! Absolutely not!"

Yan Zhen heaved a sigh of relief, fortunately he was not overwhelmed by jealousy, otherwise Qiao Ni would have turned against him, hitting the snake seven inches, and he pinched the real weakness of his Omega to death.

Qiao Ni asked again: "If you don't open your mouth, can you just stick your mouth?"

Yan Zhen was about to suffer from myocardial infarction again, he said: "Your breath also has your pheromones."

"...Do you think I'm an idiot? The glands on AO's body are the most concentrated pheromones, followed by body fluid and skin. The pheromones in the breath are so small that they can be ignored."

"What if someone kisses you forcibly?" Yan Zhen asked.

Qiao Ni closed his mouth tightly, and a voice leaked from between his teeth: "I won't let anyone succeed."

Yan Zhen didn't say much, and kissed him directly, and told him with practical actions, whether he would succeed.

Qiao Ni, who was talking big, was quickly kissed out of breath, and surrendered: "I was wrong, I was wrong..."

Yan Zhen pressed the person on the sofa to give him a more intuitive experience, letting him know that if a person is kissed forcefully, even if he clenches his teeth, he can still be broken.

"I still have to recite my lines—ah!"

Not only was Qiao Ni's mouth hacked, but his entire body was hacked.

……

Qiao Ni thought it was just an ordinary night, and woke up the next day to the sound of the rooster crowing alarm clock, and was about to go to the set as usual, but in the end, his whole body became soft like a noodle, unable to exert himself.

His body was very hot, as if he had been fished out of hot water. Even if he didn't look in the mirror, he knew that his cheeks must be redder than a red apple right now.

What's going on here?

Do you have a fever?Symptoms are similar.

Why do I have a fever?

In the novel I read before going to bed last night, Xiao Shou was bullied by Gong and had a fever the next day.

Qiao Ni: "..." Isn't it?My physical fitness is quite good, and I was very high last night, and I didn't go to bed until after two o'clock.

"Wake up." Yan Zhen came in with a cup of warm water and helped Qiao Ni up.

Qiao Ni leaned softly in his Alpha's arms, drank some water, and asked, "Where's the medicine?"

Yan Zhen took out the Omgea oral inhibitor from the bedside table.

"?" Qiao Ni asked, "Why did you give me this? I should take cold medicine."

"You don't have a cold." Yan Zhen said.

Qiao Ni raised his flushed face, "I'm already like this, don't I have a cold?"

Yan Zhen lifted the thin quilt, "Look."

Qiao Ni looked at his bare legs - "??? I wet the bed?!"

Yan Zhen said, "You're not bed-wetting, it's the climax."

Qiao Ni: "...what?"

"Boom periods, by definition, can be humid."

"........."

The author has something to say: more updates will be added later~Happy Dragon Boat Festival~

Send a big Qiao Xiaoqiao linkage small theater~ (Lu Yuqiao is the protagonist of another article, it doesn’t matter if you haven’t read it~

When the Dragon Boat Festival came, Lu Yu made a large pot of rice dumplings, including meat, egg yolk, red dates, lotus seed paste, red beans, and everything else, tied with threads of different colors.

"The white line is the meat, the yellow line is the egg yolk, the red line is the jujube, the black line is the lotus paste, and the green line is the red bean."

The kitchen was steaming, and the aroma of zong leaves wafted throughout the villa.

"Do you remember?" Lu Yu asked.

Qiao Jin nodded, "Can I eat it?"

"Zongzi tastes best when it's cold."

Qiao Jin turned around and said, "Please wait a little longer."

Qiao Ni smiled and said, "No hurry." He asked Yan Zhen in a low voice, "Did you pack it last night?"

Yan Zhen: "...Although my cooking skills have improved a lot, I haven't learned the skill of making zongzi yet."

Qiao Ni always felt that the cannibal's mouth was short, so he tore off the barrier sticker on the back of his neck.

Lu Yu sniffed lightly on the tip of his nose and asked Qiao Jin, "Did you not take a shower?"

Qiao Jin: "??? You didn't take a shower!"

Four eyes facing each other.

Qiao Ni: "..." Silently put on the barrier sticker.

It turns out that they like the smell of each other the most.

Yan Zhen suddenly asked Qiao Ni: "Did you not take a shower last night?"

Under the table, Qiao Ni kicked Yan Zhen.

After a while, the zongzi became colder, and the two couples enjoyed the delicious zongzi together.

Thanks to the little angels of irrigation nutrient solution: 20 bottles of Mu Chenci; 4 bottles of Yanjiu;