"Bears" are better than bananas
Chapter 60
Xiong Xiong temporarily stayed at Jiao Hou'er's house.
Jiao's mother gave the reason that Xiong Xiong's house is not too close to here, and it takes more than two hours to go back and forth?Then simply live in their house, saving the hard work of running back and forth.
After "chatting" with Mother Xiong for an hour, Mother Jiao smiled and told Xiong Xiong that the matter was settled.
This made Jiao Hou'er wonder his mother's motives - wouldn't that damn old woman want to introduce all the daughters of the seven aunts and eight aunts to the big stupid bear when she went back to her grandmother's house during the Chinese New Year?
Jiao Hou'er was lying on the bed in Xiong Xiong's room, chatting with him wordlessly while swiping his phone.
"Big stupid bear, is your quilt thick? Do you feel cold when you sleep at night?"
"The quilt that Auntie gave me is quite thick." Xiong Xiong shifted his gaze from the book to Jiao Hou'er, and jokingly said, "Why, if it's not thick enough, Monkey, do you want to come over and warm my quilt?"
"You think it's beautiful." Jiao Hou'er gave Xiong Xiong an angry look. "Unfortunately, my physique is not suitable for warming the quilt, but only suitable for sleeping in the quilt warmed by a big stupid bear."
He was very excited when he heard that Big Clumsy Bear was going to stay at home temporarily.Thinking that while he can eat Big Benxiong tofu, he can also have a mobile heater to warm his bed and keep him warm, saving him the trouble of sleeping with a hot water bottle.
But what he didn't expect was that the dead old woman cleaned out a guest room and let the big stupid bear live there.
Every time he thought of it, he would gnash his teeth with anger--the dead old woman had warned him privately that she had arranged it on purpose.She knows that he likes Big Clumsy Bear, and also knows his little thoughts. She is afraid that if Big Clumsy Bear sleeps with him for a few days, maybe he will do something outrageous to the honest and honest Big Clumsy Bear. .
"Then I'll go warm your bed tonight?" Xiong Xiong said with a half-truthy smile.
"No!" Jiao Hou'er rolled over and sat up, looking at Xiong Xiong warily, "Big Stupid Bear, I'm a good family man, put away your unclean thoughts!"
"A good woman?" Xiong Xiong said with some amusement, "According to what you say, I am a village bully? After all, you and I have shared the same bed several times."
"Huh! You know you are domineering too! Every time I slept with you before, I was fine before going to sleep. But when I woke up the next day, I was hugged by someone like a pillow and held tightly in my arms , I can’t even move!” Jiao Hou’er said angrily.
"Is there? Why don't I have any impression?" Xiong Xiong raised his eyebrows, as if he didn't admit it.
"Big stupid bear, don't pretend to be innocent here!"
"Aren't we going to pay attention to seeking truth from facts? If you have it, you have it, and if you don't have it, you don't have it. Since you said there is, let us practice it tonight. See if it is true as you said. Every time I put a certain monkey Think of it as a pillow?" Xiong Xiong "kindly" suggested, his tone sounded somewhat ambiguous.
"You have a good idea!" Jiao Hou'er grabbed the quilt and hugged it to his chest, "Also, big stupid bear, I just realized that you also have such an unscrupulous side! Sure enough, all men in the world are the same!"
"Then you have an unscrupulous side, monkey?" Xiong Xiong said with a smile.
"I'm not like you, I'm a good woman—" Jiao Hou'er realized in the middle of the sentence, blushed immediately, picked up a pillow beside him and threw it at Xiong Xiong with some annoyance. "Big stupid bear, you—you bullied me!"
"Is there? I'm just doing my job as a bully in my village." Xiong Xiong grabbed the pillow, shrugged, and looked at Jiao Hou'er with raised eyebrows.
"..." Jiao Hou'er was at a loss for words for a moment.
He, he was bullied by the big stupid bear again to the point of being speechless! ! !
In his previous life, Jiao Hou'er actually had substantial contact with Xiong Xiong.
For example, his first kiss was to Xiong Xiong when he was in college.
But this has always been a secret he has buried in his heart, or something that the two of them have understood so well that they avoid talking about it.
That incident was bloody.
Xiong Xiong drank too much that night, by the dark lake behind the dormitory, he mistakenly took him for a walk here as someone he liked, took advantage of the alcohol, dragged him to lean on the willow tree, and raped him without saying a word kissed.
When he broke free from Xiong Xiong's shackles, beat his chest with tears in his eyes, and asked him what he was doing, Xiong Xiong was stunned for a while before recovering, and took a few steps back in panic. , Only then did he see clearly that it was him.
"I'm sorry, I... I recognized the wrong person!"
Xiong Xiong bowed deeply to him apologetically, then ran away as if fleeing.
It was that kiss that made him completely give up on Xiong Xiong, and he no longer expected the unrealistic fantasy that Xiong Xiong might like him too.
As long as he can silently stay by Xiong Xiong's side, as long as he can see Xiong Xiong, he is already very satisfied.
Although he will still meet Xiong Xiong in the club activities afterwards, it seems that because of that incident, Xiong Xiong will always look a little embarrassed and embarrassed when he sees him.
So he chose to escape, and no longer took the initiative to approach Xiong Xiong, but kept a certain distance from Xiong Xiong, watching him silently from a distance.
However, he still remembers Xiong Xiong's domineering kiss...
Jiao Hou'er hasn't dreamed about his previous life for a long time, let alone his kiss with Xiong Xiong.
He shrank and walked to the window, and saw Xiong Xiong shoveling snow downstairs with a shovel.
"He really doesn't know how tired he is..." Jiao Hou'er murmured.
Looking at Xiong Xiong, who was exhaling white gas from time to time, the events of that night flashed in Jiao Hou'er's mind for some reason, and he couldn't get rid of it for a long time.
He, wants to kiss the big stupid bear...
"Jiao Hou'er, are you crazy?"
Seemingly taken aback by his sudden thought, Jiao Houer came back to his senses, cursed secretly, and turned to wash in the bathroom.
As the Spring Festival is approaching, the flavor of the New Year on the streets is getting stronger and stronger.
Jiao Hou'er and Xiong Xiong, as coolies, followed Jiao's mother from left to right, and accompanied her to go shopping for the new year.
"It's really heavy! Big stupid bear, can you help me carry another bag, okay?" Jiao Hou'er, who was carrying a big bag and a small bag, begged for help from Xiong Xiong beside him like a baby.
"Okay, give it to me." Xiong Xiong said with a smile, even though his hands were already full of big and small bags.
"Xiong Xiong, don't spoil Jiao Hou'er all the time!" Mother Jiao, who was walking in front, turned around and stopped Xiong Xiong. "Jiao Hou'er, if you carry it for me, you can't carry the important things? Didn't you see that Xiong Xiong is already carrying a lot of things? Besides, you have to buy all the things you have of!"
"Damn old woman, it's not just me who bought what I bought, but I'm the only one to eat it? Also, you have the nerve to talk about me, look at your empty hands, the big stupid bear took everything!" Jiao Hou'er said nothing. Said angrily.
"That's because Xiong Xiong knew that he felt sorry for your old lady, so he took the initiative to carry it for me. Unlike you, it's useless except to talk nonsense." Jiao's mother stared at Jiao Hou'er and said, with a look of hatred .
"Who says I'm useless? I kill the prices of most things, okay?" Jiao Hou'er shouted unconvinced.
"So what? It's the old lady who pays in the end!" Jiao's mother pinched Jiao Hou'er's face and said.
"Okay, I admit defeat!" Jiao Hou'er relented.
"Hmph, that's about the same." Mother Jiao let go of her hand, and looked at Xiong Xiong with a smile. "Xiong Xiong, after a while Jiao Hou'er will yell at you to help him carry things, you must not agree."
"Actually, I can get some more for Monkey, Auntie." Xiong Xiong tried to speak for Jiao Hou'er.
"No, you can't get used to him too much, and it will save him from getting lazy." After speaking, Jiao's mother gave Jiao Hou'er another look.
There was no other way, Xiong Xiong had no choice but to shrug his shoulders at Jiao Houer, showing a look of helplessness.
Jiao Hou'er stuck out his tongue at Xiong Xiong, obediently carrying the things in his hands, walking side by side with Xiong Xiong, and behind Jiao's mother.
Jiao's mother gave the reason that Xiong Xiong's house is not too close to here, and it takes more than two hours to go back and forth?Then simply live in their house, saving the hard work of running back and forth.
After "chatting" with Mother Xiong for an hour, Mother Jiao smiled and told Xiong Xiong that the matter was settled.
This made Jiao Hou'er wonder his mother's motives - wouldn't that damn old woman want to introduce all the daughters of the seven aunts and eight aunts to the big stupid bear when she went back to her grandmother's house during the Chinese New Year?
Jiao Hou'er was lying on the bed in Xiong Xiong's room, chatting with him wordlessly while swiping his phone.
"Big stupid bear, is your quilt thick? Do you feel cold when you sleep at night?"
"The quilt that Auntie gave me is quite thick." Xiong Xiong shifted his gaze from the book to Jiao Hou'er, and jokingly said, "Why, if it's not thick enough, Monkey, do you want to come over and warm my quilt?"
"You think it's beautiful." Jiao Hou'er gave Xiong Xiong an angry look. "Unfortunately, my physique is not suitable for warming the quilt, but only suitable for sleeping in the quilt warmed by a big stupid bear."
He was very excited when he heard that Big Clumsy Bear was going to stay at home temporarily.Thinking that while he can eat Big Benxiong tofu, he can also have a mobile heater to warm his bed and keep him warm, saving him the trouble of sleeping with a hot water bottle.
But what he didn't expect was that the dead old woman cleaned out a guest room and let the big stupid bear live there.
Every time he thought of it, he would gnash his teeth with anger--the dead old woman had warned him privately that she had arranged it on purpose.She knows that he likes Big Clumsy Bear, and also knows his little thoughts. She is afraid that if Big Clumsy Bear sleeps with him for a few days, maybe he will do something outrageous to the honest and honest Big Clumsy Bear. .
"Then I'll go warm your bed tonight?" Xiong Xiong said with a half-truthy smile.
"No!" Jiao Hou'er rolled over and sat up, looking at Xiong Xiong warily, "Big Stupid Bear, I'm a good family man, put away your unclean thoughts!"
"A good woman?" Xiong Xiong said with some amusement, "According to what you say, I am a village bully? After all, you and I have shared the same bed several times."
"Huh! You know you are domineering too! Every time I slept with you before, I was fine before going to sleep. But when I woke up the next day, I was hugged by someone like a pillow and held tightly in my arms , I can’t even move!” Jiao Hou’er said angrily.
"Is there? Why don't I have any impression?" Xiong Xiong raised his eyebrows, as if he didn't admit it.
"Big stupid bear, don't pretend to be innocent here!"
"Aren't we going to pay attention to seeking truth from facts? If you have it, you have it, and if you don't have it, you don't have it. Since you said there is, let us practice it tonight. See if it is true as you said. Every time I put a certain monkey Think of it as a pillow?" Xiong Xiong "kindly" suggested, his tone sounded somewhat ambiguous.
"You have a good idea!" Jiao Hou'er grabbed the quilt and hugged it to his chest, "Also, big stupid bear, I just realized that you also have such an unscrupulous side! Sure enough, all men in the world are the same!"
"Then you have an unscrupulous side, monkey?" Xiong Xiong said with a smile.
"I'm not like you, I'm a good woman—" Jiao Hou'er realized in the middle of the sentence, blushed immediately, picked up a pillow beside him and threw it at Xiong Xiong with some annoyance. "Big stupid bear, you—you bullied me!"
"Is there? I'm just doing my job as a bully in my village." Xiong Xiong grabbed the pillow, shrugged, and looked at Jiao Hou'er with raised eyebrows.
"..." Jiao Hou'er was at a loss for words for a moment.
He, he was bullied by the big stupid bear again to the point of being speechless! ! !
In his previous life, Jiao Hou'er actually had substantial contact with Xiong Xiong.
For example, his first kiss was to Xiong Xiong when he was in college.
But this has always been a secret he has buried in his heart, or something that the two of them have understood so well that they avoid talking about it.
That incident was bloody.
Xiong Xiong drank too much that night, by the dark lake behind the dormitory, he mistakenly took him for a walk here as someone he liked, took advantage of the alcohol, dragged him to lean on the willow tree, and raped him without saying a word kissed.
When he broke free from Xiong Xiong's shackles, beat his chest with tears in his eyes, and asked him what he was doing, Xiong Xiong was stunned for a while before recovering, and took a few steps back in panic. , Only then did he see clearly that it was him.
"I'm sorry, I... I recognized the wrong person!"
Xiong Xiong bowed deeply to him apologetically, then ran away as if fleeing.
It was that kiss that made him completely give up on Xiong Xiong, and he no longer expected the unrealistic fantasy that Xiong Xiong might like him too.
As long as he can silently stay by Xiong Xiong's side, as long as he can see Xiong Xiong, he is already very satisfied.
Although he will still meet Xiong Xiong in the club activities afterwards, it seems that because of that incident, Xiong Xiong will always look a little embarrassed and embarrassed when he sees him.
So he chose to escape, and no longer took the initiative to approach Xiong Xiong, but kept a certain distance from Xiong Xiong, watching him silently from a distance.
However, he still remembers Xiong Xiong's domineering kiss...
Jiao Hou'er hasn't dreamed about his previous life for a long time, let alone his kiss with Xiong Xiong.
He shrank and walked to the window, and saw Xiong Xiong shoveling snow downstairs with a shovel.
"He really doesn't know how tired he is..." Jiao Hou'er murmured.
Looking at Xiong Xiong, who was exhaling white gas from time to time, the events of that night flashed in Jiao Hou'er's mind for some reason, and he couldn't get rid of it for a long time.
He, wants to kiss the big stupid bear...
"Jiao Hou'er, are you crazy?"
Seemingly taken aback by his sudden thought, Jiao Houer came back to his senses, cursed secretly, and turned to wash in the bathroom.
As the Spring Festival is approaching, the flavor of the New Year on the streets is getting stronger and stronger.
Jiao Hou'er and Xiong Xiong, as coolies, followed Jiao's mother from left to right, and accompanied her to go shopping for the new year.
"It's really heavy! Big stupid bear, can you help me carry another bag, okay?" Jiao Hou'er, who was carrying a big bag and a small bag, begged for help from Xiong Xiong beside him like a baby.
"Okay, give it to me." Xiong Xiong said with a smile, even though his hands were already full of big and small bags.
"Xiong Xiong, don't spoil Jiao Hou'er all the time!" Mother Jiao, who was walking in front, turned around and stopped Xiong Xiong. "Jiao Hou'er, if you carry it for me, you can't carry the important things? Didn't you see that Xiong Xiong is already carrying a lot of things? Besides, you have to buy all the things you have of!"
"Damn old woman, it's not just me who bought what I bought, but I'm the only one to eat it? Also, you have the nerve to talk about me, look at your empty hands, the big stupid bear took everything!" Jiao Hou'er said nothing. Said angrily.
"That's because Xiong Xiong knew that he felt sorry for your old lady, so he took the initiative to carry it for me. Unlike you, it's useless except to talk nonsense." Jiao's mother stared at Jiao Hou'er and said, with a look of hatred .
"Who says I'm useless? I kill the prices of most things, okay?" Jiao Hou'er shouted unconvinced.
"So what? It's the old lady who pays in the end!" Jiao's mother pinched Jiao Hou'er's face and said.
"Okay, I admit defeat!" Jiao Hou'er relented.
"Hmph, that's about the same." Mother Jiao let go of her hand, and looked at Xiong Xiong with a smile. "Xiong Xiong, after a while Jiao Hou'er will yell at you to help him carry things, you must not agree."
"Actually, I can get some more for Monkey, Auntie." Xiong Xiong tried to speak for Jiao Hou'er.
"No, you can't get used to him too much, and it will save him from getting lazy." After speaking, Jiao's mother gave Jiao Hou'er another look.
There was no other way, Xiong Xiong had no choice but to shrug his shoulders at Jiao Houer, showing a look of helplessness.
Jiao Hou'er stuck out his tongue at Xiong Xiong, obediently carrying the things in his hands, walking side by side with Xiong Xiong, and behind Jiao's mother.
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