"Bears" are better than bananas
Chapter 4
The banana monkey had dinner at his sister's house.
"Sister, then I'll go back first." Banana Monkey went to the door to put on his shoes, "Xiao Kai, uncle go back."
"Goodbye, uncle!" The three-year-old nephew sat on the baby stool and waved to Jiao Hou'er.
"Understood, be careful on the way." After feeding the rice in the spoon to his son's mouth, his sister Jiao Luer turned around and ordered.
"Alright. Your brother and I are useless except for lust. Xiao Kai, bye~" Jiao Hou'er waved to his nephew with a smile on the crack of the door, and closed the door.
Jiao Hou'er stuffed his hands into the pockets of his school uniform jacket, and strolled along the path of People's Park to digest his food.
The remaining warmth of the last summer dissipated after the night fell, and the evening wind blowing on the face has brought a little coolness.A street lamp that has not been repaired for a long time emits a dim yellow light, and a few moths gather around the light.
After walking for a while, Jiao Hou'er sat down on a bench under the street lamp and looked at the resplendent and colorful high-rise buildings on the other side of the river in the city.Occasionally, a few sightseeing cruise ships passed by on the river, crashing into the dark and calm river surface, and the mirage in the water suddenly fluctuated and blurred.
It had been a long time since he sat leisurely on a park bench admiring the bustling night view of the city center.
In the previous life, when he got off work, he dragged his exhausted body to squeeze into the subway, and followed the train through the intricate underground transportation network of H City.The reminder sounded at the terminal, and he yawned and walked out of the subway station with heavy steps, and returned to the rental room in the suburbs. After enjoying a banana, he collapsed on the bed and did not want to move.
At that time, bananas and Xiong Xiong were the seasonings in his boring life—bananas met his material needs, while Xiong Xiong met his spiritual needs—he could take the same elevator with Xiong Xiong to and from get off work every day, because their The companies are all in the same office building.
Those days were probably his happiest.Silently like Xiong Xiong, careful not to show any emotion.Even if Xiong Xiong greeted him with vigor and vigor every day when they met, he didn't seem to nod lightly like others.
Every time he would remind himself that two parallel lines would never intersect, so as to extinguish the unrealistic hope that was burning in his heart.
"Ugh--"
Jiao Hou'er couldn't help sighing, he was really humble in his previous life.As sung in "Lovesickness":
Staying with love is afraid of being laughed at, and afraid of being seen clearly.
I thought it would be like this for a lifetime, but who knew that Xiong Xiong's straight line suddenly made a [-]-degree turn and intersected perpendicularly with another line!
What's even more exasperating is that before he had time to cheer, he choked to death on a banana! ! !
Jiao Hou'er couldn't help shedding hot tears, it's really a trick of luck.
Now that I think about it, if I had taken the initiative back then, would there still be a glimmer of hope for him and Xiong Xiong?Even, can they live together as a couple and live a happy and ordinary life from now on?
The more Jiao Hou'er thought about it, the more angry he became, he couldn't help jumping up, and put his hands to his mouth, intending to let out a loud roar.But before he could speak, a high-decibel female voice came from not far away:
"Ah—stay away from me!"
Ok? !
Jiao Hou'er was taken aback, why did this voice sound so similar to that of the English class representative?
After hesitating for a while before "going" and "not going", Jiao Hou'er gritted his teeth and walked towards the direction of the sound.
It's not a man to turn a blind eye to girls who are in trouble and need help!
When Jiao Houer arrived, he happened to see Lin Haimo, the representative of the English class, blocked by two young people from society.Lin Haimo grabbed the collar of the school uniform with his small hands, his face was pale, and his eyes were fixed on the two people opposite.
Jiao Hou'er took a quick look at the figures of the two delinquent boys, took a deep breath, raised one hand and waved towards Lin Haimo, with a look of "how did you come here?" on his face.
"Damn girl, I said I haven't seen you since I waited for a long time, so I met a friend here?" Jiao Hou'er ran to Lin Haimo's side, pretending to be angry and glared at her.
"Jiao—" Seeing Jiao Houer, Lin Haimo's voice trembled as if seeing a savior.
Jiao Hou'er interrupted her: "I told you not to get carried away when you meet friends every time you go out, what if you meet bad people?"
As he said that, Jiao Hou'er secretly reached out and patted her on the back, signaling her not to panic.
"Who the hell are you? Do you want a hero to save the beauty? I advise you to get out of here, or you will be beaten all over the floor in a while." The red afro cursed, saliva splashing.
The purple hedgehog on the side rolled up his sleeves, looking like he was about to chop Jiaohou into pieces.
"I, I wouldn't dare. It's just—ah!" Jiao Hou'er suddenly raised his hand to greet the front not far away, "Brother Ming, long time no see, is it your turn to patrol today? You wear The police uniform is really cool!"
"police?!"
Hearing this, the red exploding head and the purple hedgehog head were startled, and hurriedly looked back.But he found that there was no one behind him, so there was no such thing as "Brother Ming" as Jiao Houer said.The two looked at each other, immediately realized that they had been cheated, turned back angrily and prepared to teach Jiao Hou'er a lesson.
But Jiao Hou'er reacted faster than them.Jiao Hou'er raised his leg and hit the red exploding head with a blow that cut off his offspring, raised his elbow and hit the purple hedgehog's chin hard, pulled Lin Haimo up and ran away without saying a word.
The two delinquent young men who had recovered were furious, and chased Jiao Hou'er and the others with red eyes, yelling dirty words.
Hearing the movement behind him, Jiao Hou'er felt a little annoyed, he didn't expect those two people to be so strong in fighting.
If I had known earlier, he would have hit harder...
Jiao Hou'er glanced back, and the two behind him were only ten steps away from them.
Damn it, dragging this English class means he can't run fast at all!Although he could stop and deal with the two of them, taking the opportunity to let the girl run first.
However, he is very afraid of pain, hey! ! !
"oops!"
Jiao Hou'er was thinking of a solution when Lin Haimo beside him sprained his feet and fell to the ground, dragging himself to the ground.
!!!
No, why did this damn girl cheat her teammates so much? ? ?
The school requires students to run at least 800 every day, so they ran less than 400. Hey? !
Just as he was thinking, his stomach was kicked by the overtaking red explosive head, and he lay on the ground clutching his stomach in pain, cold sweat broke out on his forehead.
In my heart, I greeted the whole family with the red afro.
"Run, why don't you continue to run for me?" the red afro said ferociously, raising his foot to kick again.
Jiao Hou'er hastily turned over to avoid the kick.Lin Haimo, who fell to the ground, sat up and looked at Jiao Hou'er with tears in his eyes, with a look of bewilderment.
Seeing this, Jiao Hou'er really wanted to cry but had no tears.
I said big sister, don't just sit and cry, take the opportunity to run away and get rescuers! ! !
Jiao Hou'er shouted in his heart.
"Fuck, do you still dare to avoid it?" The red exploding head glanced at the purple hedgehog head.
The latter knowingly stepped forward and locked Jiao Hou'er from behind, making him face the red exploding head.
"Today, I will teach you a good lesson and tell you to mind your own business!" As he spoke, the red afro raised his fist and waved towards Jiao Hou'er's face.
Jiao Hou'er subconsciously closed his eyes, feeling extremely annoyed why he didn't join the Taekwondo club when he was in college.It's good to learn one and a half moves, so that you can at least have the power to fight back when you meet these little gangsters.
But the fist of the red exploding head didn't land on Jiao Hou'er's face as expected. He only heard two screams and a light foot and a limp on his body. In the next second, he fell on a soft but strong wall of flesh.His face suddenly felt wet, and at the same time, a strong smell of sweat came to his nostrils.
"Are you all right?" A vibrant voice came from above.
Ok?
Why is this voice so familiar? !
Jiao Hou'er opened his eyes suddenly, and Xiong Xiong's sweaty face came into view, and there seemed to be stars shining in the black eyes under the thick eyebrows.
"Xiong Xiong?!"
"Scorched Monkey?!"
The two spoke in unison.
Xiong Xiong immediately laughed, "We met twice in one day, it's really fate."
"Why are you here?" Jiao Houer asked curiously.
"Just after Taekwondo class, I planned to come here to blow some air, but who knew you were restrained." Xiong Xiong raised his eyebrows, "You look passive and beaten."
Only then did Jiao Houer notice that Xiong Xiong was wearing a white taekwondo suit with a black collar and a red belt around his waist.I also saw that not only his hair was wet, but even the clothes on his chest were more than half soaked with sweat.
"You, you also know Taekwondo?" Jiao Hou'er was dumbfounded.
what the hell? ? ?
When did Xiong Xiong learn Taekwondo?Still a red belt! ! !
In his previous life, he didn't even know about this, hey!
When he thought about it in the morning, he fought Xiong Xiong desperately.If Xiong Xiong really fights back...
Jiao Hou'er couldn't help swallowing,
"I learned it to strengthen my body. Besides, I don't usually use it on others easily." Xiong Xiong deliberately emphasized on "easy".
"Yes, yes, yes, everyone is a modern civilized person, how decent is it to fight and kill?" Jiao Hou'er smiled awkwardly, revealing two dimples.
At this time, Lin Haimo, who was sitting on the ground, stood up, said "thank you" like a mosquito, and stood aside guiltily looking at Jiao Hou'er.
"Monkey," Xiong Xiong suddenly put his arms around Jiao Hou'er's neck, lowered his voice and jokingly said, "Okay, you, you started dating before you graduated from high school."
"No! Xiong Xiong, listen to me, I have nothing to do with her—ah, it hurts—"
Hearing Xiong Xiong's words, Jiao Hou'er anxiously wanted to clarify to him, but he didn't expect that his abdomen would be stretched all of a sudden because of the excessive range of motion. He squatted down covering his stomach in pain, his brows almost wrinkled into the word "Chuan".
"Monkey, what's wrong with you?" Xiong Xiong hurriedly squatted down.
"I was kicked in the abdomen just now—" Jiao Hou'er endured the pain and said with difficulty.
"Then why didn't you tell me earlier?" With that said, Xiong Xiong squatted in front of Jiao Hou'er, "I'll carry you to the hospital to see if any internal organs were injured."
"Eh?" Looking at Xiong Xiong's generous back, Jiao Hou'er was taken aback.
"Why are you still in a daze? Hurry up." Xiong Xiong frowned and gave Jiao Hou'er a look.
"Oh..." Jiao Hou'er obediently lay on Xiong Xiong's back.
Xiong Xiong picked up Jiao Hou'er and ran towards the city hospital without saying a word.
The author has something to say:
so cold...
"Sister, then I'll go back first." Banana Monkey went to the door to put on his shoes, "Xiao Kai, uncle go back."
"Goodbye, uncle!" The three-year-old nephew sat on the baby stool and waved to Jiao Hou'er.
"Understood, be careful on the way." After feeding the rice in the spoon to his son's mouth, his sister Jiao Luer turned around and ordered.
"Alright. Your brother and I are useless except for lust. Xiao Kai, bye~" Jiao Hou'er waved to his nephew with a smile on the crack of the door, and closed the door.
Jiao Hou'er stuffed his hands into the pockets of his school uniform jacket, and strolled along the path of People's Park to digest his food.
The remaining warmth of the last summer dissipated after the night fell, and the evening wind blowing on the face has brought a little coolness.A street lamp that has not been repaired for a long time emits a dim yellow light, and a few moths gather around the light.
After walking for a while, Jiao Hou'er sat down on a bench under the street lamp and looked at the resplendent and colorful high-rise buildings on the other side of the river in the city.Occasionally, a few sightseeing cruise ships passed by on the river, crashing into the dark and calm river surface, and the mirage in the water suddenly fluctuated and blurred.
It had been a long time since he sat leisurely on a park bench admiring the bustling night view of the city center.
In the previous life, when he got off work, he dragged his exhausted body to squeeze into the subway, and followed the train through the intricate underground transportation network of H City.The reminder sounded at the terminal, and he yawned and walked out of the subway station with heavy steps, and returned to the rental room in the suburbs. After enjoying a banana, he collapsed on the bed and did not want to move.
At that time, bananas and Xiong Xiong were the seasonings in his boring life—bananas met his material needs, while Xiong Xiong met his spiritual needs—he could take the same elevator with Xiong Xiong to and from get off work every day, because their The companies are all in the same office building.
Those days were probably his happiest.Silently like Xiong Xiong, careful not to show any emotion.Even if Xiong Xiong greeted him with vigor and vigor every day when they met, he didn't seem to nod lightly like others.
Every time he would remind himself that two parallel lines would never intersect, so as to extinguish the unrealistic hope that was burning in his heart.
"Ugh--"
Jiao Hou'er couldn't help sighing, he was really humble in his previous life.As sung in "Lovesickness":
Staying with love is afraid of being laughed at, and afraid of being seen clearly.
I thought it would be like this for a lifetime, but who knew that Xiong Xiong's straight line suddenly made a [-]-degree turn and intersected perpendicularly with another line!
What's even more exasperating is that before he had time to cheer, he choked to death on a banana! ! !
Jiao Hou'er couldn't help shedding hot tears, it's really a trick of luck.
Now that I think about it, if I had taken the initiative back then, would there still be a glimmer of hope for him and Xiong Xiong?Even, can they live together as a couple and live a happy and ordinary life from now on?
The more Jiao Hou'er thought about it, the more angry he became, he couldn't help jumping up, and put his hands to his mouth, intending to let out a loud roar.But before he could speak, a high-decibel female voice came from not far away:
"Ah—stay away from me!"
Ok? !
Jiao Hou'er was taken aback, why did this voice sound so similar to that of the English class representative?
After hesitating for a while before "going" and "not going", Jiao Hou'er gritted his teeth and walked towards the direction of the sound.
It's not a man to turn a blind eye to girls who are in trouble and need help!
When Jiao Houer arrived, he happened to see Lin Haimo, the representative of the English class, blocked by two young people from society.Lin Haimo grabbed the collar of the school uniform with his small hands, his face was pale, and his eyes were fixed on the two people opposite.
Jiao Hou'er took a quick look at the figures of the two delinquent boys, took a deep breath, raised one hand and waved towards Lin Haimo, with a look of "how did you come here?" on his face.
"Damn girl, I said I haven't seen you since I waited for a long time, so I met a friend here?" Jiao Hou'er ran to Lin Haimo's side, pretending to be angry and glared at her.
"Jiao—" Seeing Jiao Houer, Lin Haimo's voice trembled as if seeing a savior.
Jiao Hou'er interrupted her: "I told you not to get carried away when you meet friends every time you go out, what if you meet bad people?"
As he said that, Jiao Hou'er secretly reached out and patted her on the back, signaling her not to panic.
"Who the hell are you? Do you want a hero to save the beauty? I advise you to get out of here, or you will be beaten all over the floor in a while." The red afro cursed, saliva splashing.
The purple hedgehog on the side rolled up his sleeves, looking like he was about to chop Jiaohou into pieces.
"I, I wouldn't dare. It's just—ah!" Jiao Hou'er suddenly raised his hand to greet the front not far away, "Brother Ming, long time no see, is it your turn to patrol today? You wear The police uniform is really cool!"
"police?!"
Hearing this, the red exploding head and the purple hedgehog head were startled, and hurriedly looked back.But he found that there was no one behind him, so there was no such thing as "Brother Ming" as Jiao Houer said.The two looked at each other, immediately realized that they had been cheated, turned back angrily and prepared to teach Jiao Hou'er a lesson.
But Jiao Hou'er reacted faster than them.Jiao Hou'er raised his leg and hit the red exploding head with a blow that cut off his offspring, raised his elbow and hit the purple hedgehog's chin hard, pulled Lin Haimo up and ran away without saying a word.
The two delinquent young men who had recovered were furious, and chased Jiao Hou'er and the others with red eyes, yelling dirty words.
Hearing the movement behind him, Jiao Hou'er felt a little annoyed, he didn't expect those two people to be so strong in fighting.
If I had known earlier, he would have hit harder...
Jiao Hou'er glanced back, and the two behind him were only ten steps away from them.
Damn it, dragging this English class means he can't run fast at all!Although he could stop and deal with the two of them, taking the opportunity to let the girl run first.
However, he is very afraid of pain, hey! ! !
"oops!"
Jiao Hou'er was thinking of a solution when Lin Haimo beside him sprained his feet and fell to the ground, dragging himself to the ground.
!!!
No, why did this damn girl cheat her teammates so much? ? ?
The school requires students to run at least 800 every day, so they ran less than 400. Hey? !
Just as he was thinking, his stomach was kicked by the overtaking red explosive head, and he lay on the ground clutching his stomach in pain, cold sweat broke out on his forehead.
In my heart, I greeted the whole family with the red afro.
"Run, why don't you continue to run for me?" the red afro said ferociously, raising his foot to kick again.
Jiao Hou'er hastily turned over to avoid the kick.Lin Haimo, who fell to the ground, sat up and looked at Jiao Hou'er with tears in his eyes, with a look of bewilderment.
Seeing this, Jiao Hou'er really wanted to cry but had no tears.
I said big sister, don't just sit and cry, take the opportunity to run away and get rescuers! ! !
Jiao Hou'er shouted in his heart.
"Fuck, do you still dare to avoid it?" The red exploding head glanced at the purple hedgehog head.
The latter knowingly stepped forward and locked Jiao Hou'er from behind, making him face the red exploding head.
"Today, I will teach you a good lesson and tell you to mind your own business!" As he spoke, the red afro raised his fist and waved towards Jiao Hou'er's face.
Jiao Hou'er subconsciously closed his eyes, feeling extremely annoyed why he didn't join the Taekwondo club when he was in college.It's good to learn one and a half moves, so that you can at least have the power to fight back when you meet these little gangsters.
But the fist of the red exploding head didn't land on Jiao Hou'er's face as expected. He only heard two screams and a light foot and a limp on his body. In the next second, he fell on a soft but strong wall of flesh.His face suddenly felt wet, and at the same time, a strong smell of sweat came to his nostrils.
"Are you all right?" A vibrant voice came from above.
Ok?
Why is this voice so familiar? !
Jiao Hou'er opened his eyes suddenly, and Xiong Xiong's sweaty face came into view, and there seemed to be stars shining in the black eyes under the thick eyebrows.
"Xiong Xiong?!"
"Scorched Monkey?!"
The two spoke in unison.
Xiong Xiong immediately laughed, "We met twice in one day, it's really fate."
"Why are you here?" Jiao Houer asked curiously.
"Just after Taekwondo class, I planned to come here to blow some air, but who knew you were restrained." Xiong Xiong raised his eyebrows, "You look passive and beaten."
Only then did Jiao Houer notice that Xiong Xiong was wearing a white taekwondo suit with a black collar and a red belt around his waist.I also saw that not only his hair was wet, but even the clothes on his chest were more than half soaked with sweat.
"You, you also know Taekwondo?" Jiao Hou'er was dumbfounded.
what the hell? ? ?
When did Xiong Xiong learn Taekwondo?Still a red belt! ! !
In his previous life, he didn't even know about this, hey!
When he thought about it in the morning, he fought Xiong Xiong desperately.If Xiong Xiong really fights back...
Jiao Hou'er couldn't help swallowing,
"I learned it to strengthen my body. Besides, I don't usually use it on others easily." Xiong Xiong deliberately emphasized on "easy".
"Yes, yes, yes, everyone is a modern civilized person, how decent is it to fight and kill?" Jiao Hou'er smiled awkwardly, revealing two dimples.
At this time, Lin Haimo, who was sitting on the ground, stood up, said "thank you" like a mosquito, and stood aside guiltily looking at Jiao Hou'er.
"Monkey," Xiong Xiong suddenly put his arms around Jiao Hou'er's neck, lowered his voice and jokingly said, "Okay, you, you started dating before you graduated from high school."
"No! Xiong Xiong, listen to me, I have nothing to do with her—ah, it hurts—"
Hearing Xiong Xiong's words, Jiao Hou'er anxiously wanted to clarify to him, but he didn't expect that his abdomen would be stretched all of a sudden because of the excessive range of motion. He squatted down covering his stomach in pain, his brows almost wrinkled into the word "Chuan".
"Monkey, what's wrong with you?" Xiong Xiong hurriedly squatted down.
"I was kicked in the abdomen just now—" Jiao Hou'er endured the pain and said with difficulty.
"Then why didn't you tell me earlier?" With that said, Xiong Xiong squatted in front of Jiao Hou'er, "I'll carry you to the hospital to see if any internal organs were injured."
"Eh?" Looking at Xiong Xiong's generous back, Jiao Hou'er was taken aback.
"Why are you still in a daze? Hurry up." Xiong Xiong frowned and gave Jiao Hou'er a look.
"Oh..." Jiao Hou'er obediently lay on Xiong Xiong's back.
Xiong Xiong picked up Jiao Hou'er and ran towards the city hospital without saying a word.
The author has something to say:
so cold...
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