"Bears" are better than bananas

Banana Monkey didn't know why he stood at one end of the Marriage Bridge in a daze, in a line consisting of middle-aged aunts and junior high school girls.

He remembered that he was immersed in enjoying the delicious bananas at that time, so he didn't look up at the road, but just followed Xiong Xiong and finished.

But when he finished eating the banana in his hand, he found that the person standing in front of him was not Xiong Xiong, but a middle-aged aunt wearing sunglasses and a silk scarf instead.

He actually lost Xiong Xiong!

Banana Monkey looked around anxiously, trying to find Xiong Xiong's tall and straight figure in the crowd.But soon he gave up, because he found himself completely trapped in the "daughter country", in a dilemma-there were women in the front, back, left, and right, and the iron railings on both sides were blocked by the diversion.

What made him even more depressed was that those aunts were basically as tall as him, and his vision was completely blocked, so he couldn't see what was going on outside.

So the banana monkey blushed and couldn't move in the crowded line. He was sandwiched by two powerful aunts and walked forward with the crowd. Voice……

I don't know how many turns I followed the crowded team, how long I waited and walked for a long time. When Banana Monkey felt the pressure around him disappear and his vision widened, he had already stepped on the Marriage Bridge with one foot.

Before Banana Monkey had time to see clearly the road conditions on the winding bridge in front of him, his eyes were covered with a red cloth by the staff on the side.

After the staff briefly introduced the process to him, he was pushed up, muttering, "It's the first time I've seen a male doll walk from here."

"..."

Well, he went the wrong way with Shame, and got in the line of the marriage bridge woman by mistake, so he couldn't get out, okay?

Besides, where does he need to walk any marriage bridge to determine his marriage?In his previous life, he believed that Xiong Xiong was his marriage.

It's just that he may not be Xiong Xiong's marriage.

Thinking of quickly ending this boring game and looking for Xiong Xiong, the blindfolded banana monkey reached out and casually pulled a red rope hanging from the beam, wrapped it around his hand, and followed the tight red rope bit by bit. Step forward.

Anyway, the staff said that there were four red ropes hanging on his head, and only one was Yuelao's red rope, guiding him to his lover who was waiting at the other end.The remaining three will lead him astray—falling into the Sansheng Pond full of foam balls.

Banana monkey thought, with his luck of winning the insulator, he should soon follow the red rope to a dead end, and then fall into the Three Lives Pond for a quick victory.

After all, Xiong Xiong will not be waiting for him at the other end of the marriage bridge.In addition, he should have jumped in the line, and the other end of the red rope should be the husband of the aunt behind him. If he really followed the red rope to the end and the red cloth was untied, the scene would be super embarrassing.

Maybe the Marriage Bridge will become a road of unrequited love. The marriage didn't happen, but a pair was successfully dismantled...

After the banana monkey moved forward in the dark with the red rope in his hand for a certain distance, a sense of ominous premonition vaguely rose in his heart.

After walking for so long, why hasn't he fallen into the pool full of foam balls as planned?Instead, he turned several corners and walked a long way, and the sneering and whispering voices behind him gradually faded away.

Could it be that he who won the insulator was so lucky that he actually won the old red rope? !

Thinking about it, the banana monkey walked a certain distance without incident, and he became a little nervous, holding the red rope in his hand tightly, and his pace gradually slowed down and became more cautious.

If the red rope in his hand is really the Yuelao red rope, then he has to take off the red cloth blindfolded at the end, and at the same time apologize to the uncle who was waiting there, saying that he was careless The loss was not intended to destroy the game between him and his aunt.

With a solution, Banana Monkey calmed down a little, moved his steps cautiously, and judged by his feeling whether he was about to reach the end, because there was only one route leading to the other end, and the other three would all have faults.

As long as he feels that there is a fault in the road under his feet, then he can jump forward with confidence.

After walking a few steps, Banana Monkey's forefoot suddenly stepped on the ground, and he let go of his heart, and the corners of his mouth lifted happily, revealing two cute dimples.

Great, he knew how he, a winning insulator, would choose the red rope that belonged to someone else!

Sure enough, he still belongs to Xiong Xiong!

The banana monkey let go of the red rope in his hand, opened his arms and jumped forward.

But the tactile sensation of falling into the foam ball did not come as expected, instead he fell into a strong and warm chest.

What the fuck?

What the hell? !

Had he not taken one of the wrong paths?

It's over, he has to explain the situation to the uncle quickly.

"That uncle, I'm sorry, I'm not—" Banana Monkey hurriedly apologized, while frantically untying the red cloth, while struggling to get out of the man's embrace.

Who knew that the man hugged him even tighter.

? !

Oops, is the man at the end of the Marriage Bridge also blindfolded?

"Uncle, you, you made a mistake, I'm not your wife—" The banana monkey who took off the red cloth hurriedly looked at the person who hugged him, and was stunned for a moment—the person who hugged him Not others, but Xiong Xiong. "Xiong Xiong?! How could it be you?"

"Monkey, I didn't have time to shave my beard, so why did I become an uncle?" Xiong Xiong looked at the banana monkey in his arms with a smile on his face, and joked.

Seeing that the person hugging him was Xiong Xiong, Banana Monkey finally breathed a sigh of relief this time, and his tense body also relaxed all of a sudden.Regardless of the gazes of the people around him, he hugged Xiong Xiong as if after a catastrophe, and subconsciously leaned his head on his shoulder.

"Big Stupid Bear, it's really kind of you, really kind..." Banana Monkey whispered in Xiong Xiong's ear.

He thought that he was almost going to destroy the harmonious relationship between other people's couples.

"Monkey, there are people here, get off me first." Sensing the ambiguous gazes from around him, Xiong Xiong said with some embarrassment.

"No, I won't!" Saying that, Banana Monkey hugged Xiong Xiong even tighter, and wrapped his feet tightly around his waist.

After finally having this opportunity to eat Xiong Xiong's tofu, how could he let it go so easily!

"You—" Xiong Xiong sighed, shaking his head helplessly, his expression and tone were like a mature adult.

In the end, Xiong Xiong had no choice but to smile at the people around him awkwardly, and hurriedly carried the banana monkey to the outside of the crowd, and put the banana monkey down on a stone bench shaded by trees.