"Bears" are better than bananas

When Jiao Hou'er brought Xiong Xiong home, Mother Jiao just brought the last dish to the table.

"Smelly monkey, why are you coming back so late today? Hurry up and wash your hands and eat." Mother Banana said as she took off her apron.

"Mom~ It's not my turn to be on duty today, so—" Jiao Hou'er said with a smile on his face, looking obedient and obedient.

It's just that before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by the banana mother: "I said Jiao Hou'er, are you bewitched by an evil spirit today? Why are you talking in a strange way?"

"Old man—oh, Mom, did you encounter something unsatisfactory today? Such a big temper?" While maintaining a smile, Jiao Hou'er secretly glanced at Xiong Xiong, who was still taking off his shoes in the entrance, from the corner of his eye. I breathed a sigh of relief.

"Jiao Hou'er, didn't you have a fever and burned your brain?" Seeing her son's shyness, the banana mother looked at Jiao Hou'er with strange eyes, and reached out to touch Jiao Hou'er's forehead.

"Damn old woman, do you want to quarrel?!" Jiao Hou'er finally couldn't hold back, like a rooster with fried feathers.

"Hmph, I can't wait for it!" Mother Jiao's face was filled with the words "Dugu seeking defeat".

Just when the two were at war, Xiong Xiong walked to Jiao Hou'er with the cardboard box in his arms:

"Monkey, where do I put this box of bananas?"

As soon as the words fell, the three of them were all taken aback.

"Oh, son, why didn't you tell your mother that a classmate is coming?" The banana mother who reacted first showed a motherly smile, and stretched her hand to Jiao Hou'er's waist and pinched it heavily.

"Oh! Damn old woman, do you want to strangle me?" The sore Hou'er glared at Mother Banana.

"Auntie, hello. It's the first time we meet. My name is Xiong Xiong, and I'm Jiao Hou'er's friend." Xiong Xiong glanced at Jiao Hou'er with a smile in his eyes, and introduced himself loudly.

"Xiong Xiong? Ah——you are the Xiong Xiong who saved Jiao Hou'er, right?" Banana Mother took the cardboard box from Xiong Xiong's hand and threw it into Jiao Hou'er's hand, holding his hand and said softly with her eyes. "He really lives up to his name. He looks simple, honest and strong. Have you eaten yet? Auntie just finished cooking, so sit down and eat together."

"Auntie, no need, my mother is still waiting for me to eat at home. No, she called me just now to urge me to go home soon." Xiong Xiong said with a smile.

"That's it. Then Auntie won't keep you today, and next time I have a chance, I'll cook a good meal for you." Mother Banana smiled and glanced at Xiong Xiong, then turned to stare at Banana Monkey with a look of hatred look. "Stinky monkey, what are you doing there like a wooden pestle? Don't hurry up and give it to your friend!"

"Damn old woman, I'm not deaf yet, so I don't need to shout so loudly!" The banana monkey stared back at the banana mother.

"Xiong Xiong, that, I'm sorry, did I scare you?" Banana Hou'er looked at Xiong Xiong who was squatting in the entrance and putting on his shoes with a shy expression on his face.

"No." Xiong Xiong tied his shoelaces, stood up and put his feet on the ground, and said with a smile, "I think the way you get along with your aunt is very good, very interesting."

"Eh?" Banana Monkey was taken aback, "You, don't you think I'm not old or young?"

"I don't think so." Xiong Xiong patted Banana Monkey on the shoulder, jokingly said, "Anyway, I've learned it since the first time we met."

"I, I wasn't impulsive!"

"Yes, yes, you were acting impulsively. Then I'll go back first, you should hurry up and eat, don't make auntie wait too long." Xiong Xiong waved to Banana Monkey and was about to leave.

"That Xiong Xiong," Banana Monkey called Xiong Xiong, a little embarrassed, "I shouldn't have left you willfully at the movie theater last time, I'm sorry, I apologize to you..."

"What's there to apologize for? Besides, it was originally my fault. You decided to watch a horror movie on your own initiative without asking you first. You should be angry." Xiong Xiong touched his head and said with some embarrassment. "Go and eat quickly, I'm leaving."

"Xiong Xiong, that you—"

Before Banana Monkey could finish his remaining words, Xiong Xiong had already closed the door with a "bang".

Well, do you want to stay and have a meal together?

Hearing Xiong Xiong's steady footsteps getting farther and farther away, Banana Monkey sighed, returned to the dining table and sat down dejectedly.

"I say stinky monkey, don't put on a resentful face to the old lady when eating, and spoil the delicious food that the old lady has worked so hard to cook." The banana mother who served the meal scolded.

"Resentful woman face?" Hearing this, Banana Monkey was taken aback for a moment, then frowned. "Dead old woman, who do you call a bitter woman?!"

"What do you think? Would you like me to take a mirror for you to take good care of?" Handing a pair of chopsticks to the banana monkey, the banana mother stared and said. "If I hadn't known that you were a man, I would really have wondered if you were having an affair with Xiong Xiong!"

There is no doubt, he really wanted to have an affair with Xiong Xiong, and he wanted to thank him very much.

Thinking in his heart, the banana monkey yelled: "Of course it's impossible to think about it with your toes, I said dead old woman, what nonsense are you talking about? Are you too hungry to cause insufficient blood supply to the brain? , so the brain is not working well?"

Saying that, the banana monkey picked up a chicken leg and put it in the bowl of the banana mother, and gave her an angry look.

"But having said that, Xiong Xiong looks very simple and honest, and he is a person who can be friends with." The banana mother picked up the chicken leg and took a bite of the meat.

"Damn old woman, you just met Xiong Xiong for the first time!"

"Smelly monkey, my mother has never missed people's eyes, such as your brother-in-law. At that time, your sister didn't want to marry. If I hadn't enlightened you, can you see how comfortable your sister's life is now?" Mother said proudly.

"You are too good at putting gold on your face, right? The happiness of my old sister's marriage depends on the hard work of the husband and wife. What does it have to do with you? There is also a dead old woman. I will say it first. I know you must With Xiong Xiong's attention, you quickly kill the idea of ​​being a matchmaker in the cradle." Banana Monkey said with a look of disgust.

Because he belongs to your son!

"Smelly monkey, could your mother be that kind of person?" Banana mother was so angry that she tapped banana monkey's head with the end of her chopsticks, "I just want you to be friends with Xiong Xiong, how can you have any other ideas?"

"Are you sure what you're thinking of is just such a simple thing as making me and Xiong Xiong good friends?" Banana Monkey stared suspiciously at Banana Mother.

"You—" Stared at by the banana monkey's eyes that seemed to penetrate the soul, the mother of the banana withered, and said with some guilt, "I don't think that Xiong Xiong is simple and honest, thinking that if a few years later he still If you are single, introduce him to your own girl, after all, fat and water don’t flow to outsiders.”

"I'm a dead old woman, isn't your wishful thinking too long-term? Xiong Xiong is still in high school! Besides, with Xiong Xiong's excellent conditions, do you think he will lack suitors?" Banana Monkey said incredulously Looking at the banana mother.

But in his last life, until he choked to death on a banana, Xiong Xiong was indeed single all the time.

Sometimes he couldn't help thinking, when will the iron tree Xiong Xiong bloom?

"That's right, I really don't worry about eating carrots here." Mother Jiao shrugged and was about to take a bite of her meal when she suddenly remembered something, "By the way, Banana Monkey, did you pay Xiong Xiong for the medical expenses before?"

"Ah, I forgot!" Banana Monkey slapped his head violently and said blankly.

"Tell me about your brain all day long—hey, Banana Monkey, where are you going if you don't eat?" Mother Banana hadn't finished speaking when she saw Banana Monkey put down her chopsticks and quickly ran out the door.

"Pay back the money!"

The banana monkey yelled, grabbed the money on the shoe cabinet and pushed the door away without even wearing a pair of slippers.

When the banana monkey appeared in front of him barefoot and out of breath, Xiong Xiong, who was waiting for the bus on the side of the road, was startled and hurriedly supported the banana monkey.

"Monkey, what happened?"

"Xiong, Xiong Xiong, I, I—" Panting for breath, Banana Monkey stretched out his clenched hand in front of Xiong Xiong.

"What's wrong with you?" Xiong Xiong's eyes fell on that white fist, his slender fingers curled up tightly.

"I, I—" Banana Monkey supported Xiong Xiong's shoulder with his other hand, and kept shaking his fisted hand.

Seeing this, Xiong Xiong grabbed Banana Monkey's clenched hand: "Are you asking me to grab this hand?"

"Yeah!" Banana Monkey nodded heavily, then slowly opened his fist, and the RMB that was caught into a ball of paper lay quietly in his palm.

"Monkey, what is this?" Xiong Xiong looked puzzled.

"Medical, medical expenses." After taking a few deep breaths, Banana Monkey calmed down a little, grabbed Xiong Xiong's wrist, and handed the money to him, "The medical expenses you paid for me when you sent me to the hospital before, I keep forgetting to give you the medical bills."

After finishing speaking, Banana Monkey looked at Xiong Xiong with some embarrassment.

"So," Xiong Xiong was taken aback for a moment, and then looked at the banana monkey from bottom to top—barefoot, dust stuck to the instep, sweating profusely, and cheeks flushed from intense exercise. Gasping for breath, "Is this why you chased him out in such a hurry?"

"Yeah!" The banana monkey nodded heavily again.

"Banana monkey, are you a fool?" Xiong Xiong roared angrily.

"I—" Banana Monkey was at a loss for words for a while.

Now that he has recovered a bit, he also feels that his actions are a bit silly.

"Isn't it just a medical bill? I'm not in a hurry. Do you need to be so anxious? You ran out without even wearing your shoes! And it's not like we won't meet again, so give me the money next time we meet Is it the same?" Xiong Xiong reprimanded.

"I——I'm just afraid that I'll forget about it next time..." Banana Monkey lowered his head and muttered softly.

He hated owing others money the most, because it would make him feel uncomfortable.

"Banana monkey!"

"I, I was wrong..." Banana Monkey quietly glanced at Xiong Xiong, seeing that he was staring at him, he quickly lowered his head.

"Banana monkey, you—" Xiong Xiong sighed, his tone quite helpless, "Is that why you don't want to owe me this favor?"

"Eh?" The banana monkey looked up, showing puzzled eyes.

"Hey what, hurry up and go back to eat! Don't be so reckless next time!" Looking at Banana Monkey's bare feet, Xiong Xiong frowned.

"Oh...then I'm going back."

The banana monkey waved to Xiong Xiong obediently, and turned away with brisk steps under his supervision.

Although he didn't understand the meaning of Xiong Xiong's words, a knot in his heart finally disappeared.

Just after walking a few steps, he suddenly realized something - he actually taught Xiong Xiong a lesson! ! !

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