"Bears" are better than bananas

City H, the third grade classroom of a key middle school.

The banana monkey peeled off a buttery banana and put it in his mouth, chewing it slowly, with an extremely happy expression on his face.

"Ah, it's still so delicious, why can bananas be so delicious?" He couldn't help but praise.

Although it was bananas that killed him in his previous life...

Didn't he just read a certain piece of gossip, couldn't help but gobbled up a few bananas, and ended up choking to death, which was really unacceptable to him.

However, he won't blame Banana, if he wants to blame it, he will blame that bastard named "Xiong Xiong"!In the 20 years he has known him, he has always thought that Xiong Xiong is a straight man. Even though he likes him very much, he still has the attitude of "you can only watch him from a distance, not play with him" and don't harass him.Unexpectedly, he saw the news of his coming out on TV! ! !

Thinking of this, the banana monkey skillfully peeled off a banana, and bit off more than half of it with a grim expression.

Xiong Xiong, you wait for me!If I don't chase after you in this life, I swear I won't give up!

The students around looked at the uncharacteristic banana monkey with cold sweat on their faces, and kept telling themselves not to provoke him today.

Banana Monkey was reborn, and he returned to the age of 17 with his "resentment" towards Xiong Xiong, but he hadn't met Xiong Xiong yet.

The first thing he did when he was reborn was to wear a leucorrhea on his head, and the word "struggle" was printed on his forehead.He has to work hard for a year, and he must be admitted to the same university as Xiong Xiong, so that he can be close to the water and win the moon first.

In his previous life, Xiong Xiong was at H University, and he himself was at an unknown Sanben Yeji University next door.Thinking of this, Banana Monkey couldn't help shedding disappointing tears. Why didn't he study hard at the beginning?If I had studied hard at that time and been admitted to H University, maybe I would have been with Xiong Xiong.The banana monkey peeled off the banana and took a bite.

Thinking of Xiong Xiong, he really lives up to his name. He belongs to the "cute bear" type in the gay circle. He has black and thick eyebrows, a firm nose, thick and neatly trimmed beards on his cheeks, and a tall and strong figure. The strong one is almost a copy of Dabai, except that he doesn't have Dabai's soft stomach.The banana monkey couldn't help but want to jump into his arms and lie drunk on his generous and warm chest.

If he was with him, he, he could still see Xiong Xiong's naked body—oh my god! ! !

The banana monkey stomped its feet excitedly, rubbed its hands, and squinted, looking extremely wretched.

"Smelly monkey, why are you so crazy? I have to get up early to go to work tomorrow morning!" The scolding mother came from downstairs.

"I, am I not studying hard?!"

"Studying hard will make pig noises?"

"What?! Pig squealing? Dead old woman, don't push me too hard, I'm obviously as sweet as Han Hong!"

"Are you going to laugh off my old lady's mask? You're the only one who can beat Han Hong. Han Hong wants to beat someone up after hearing this, thank you."

"Okay, I know I was wrong, dead old woman, go to bed quickly."

He really could never argue with his mother, but it was good to see her again.In her previous life, my mother was busy all her life, getting up early and staying late every day, and never enjoyed leisure.In this life, he must let his mother live a good life, and if possible, he also wants her to have a grandson—of course the child he and Xiong Xiong adopted.Because in his previous life, he always wanted to adopt or help some homeless children, but unfortunately, he didn't have the ability and energy at that time.

"Little boy. You go to bed early too! I don't want to receive another call from your head teacher."

Hearing the sound of the door closing downstairs, Banana Monkey made a face.But then again, is his voice really that bad?

"ā———————————"

The unwilling Banana Monkey sang.

It sounds so good!Hmph, my mother is just envious of his singing voice.

"Banana monkey!!!"

The banana mother's violent roar came from downstairs again.

Now the banana monkey became honest, quickly covered his mouth, and opened the textbook to study.

The head teacher, Wu Yong, was standing in the corridor. He had just eaten breakfast and suddenly wanted to eat some fruit. Thinking that the late king banana monkey in the class was a banana addict, he went to the classroom to spend some time, intending to take love from him.As a result, as soon as he arrived in the classroom, Wu Yong was surprised to find that the banana monkey was sitting in the seat, and he was still reading?

Sensing the sight at the door, Banana Monkey looked up and saw Wu Yong looking at him in surprise, with the corners of his mouth slightly raised.

Hmph, I want to play Lao Tzu's idea of ​​Banana again, it's a good idea!

In his previous life, because he often stayed up late, he was late for the next day's class every day. Every time he was late, the class teacher would take away more than half of the bananas from him, and even charged him a "late fee".

At first, he didn't think there was anything wrong, thinking that the head teacher confiscated his bananas and would distribute them to the classmates in the class, but he didn't expect that all of them went into his own stomach!At that time, he dared not speak out, so who made him wrong?

In addition, as the saying goes, "Eat people with short mouths and soft hands with others", he thought that Wu Yong's attitude towards himself would change slightly after eating his own bananas, but he would "repay kindness with revenge" and always took the bottom one in his grade. Grades and being late talk about things, talk about it every day.Even if he was not late for a period of time, his grades were no longer the bottom one.

It is impossible for him, Wu Yong, to eat his own banana again in this life, don't even think about it!

Withdrawing his gaze, Banana Monkey turned his attention back to the textbook.

Although he didn't study hard in high school in his previous life, after entering university, in order to catch up with Xiong Xiong a little bit, he spent a whole year in his freshman year. Apart from his own major, he re-learned all the high school courses by the way. .So looking at the content and knowledge points of these textbooks now, it is simply a piece of cake, just a little review.

In the first 5 minutes of the class, Wu Yong routinely said some nonsense and dissed the banana monkey, because he didn't eat the fruit after the meal, so his tone was a little unhappy.

"Did the sun come out from the west today, or did you run into a ghost and not be late? Are you planning to turn your prodigal son back?"

"That's right, hasn't the teacher heard of 'the prodigal son will never change his money'?" Banana Monkey said with a smile.

Seeing Banana Monkey speak, Wu Yong was surprised again, no matter how harsh what he said before, Banana Monkey would never dare to speak back.

"Really? Then let us see how many catties and taels you weigh when you are the last one in your age." Wu Yong mocked.

The banana monkey smiled and said nothing.

Only he knows his value—he is naturally a priceless treasure, but it's a pity that Xiong Xiong will belong to him in a year.

"Alas—" Banana Monkey sighed, looking a little sad.

None of the classmates in the previous life thought highly of him, even if he put his hot face on their cold buttocks, it was useless, and no one wanted to be friends with him, just because he was the "problem student" Wu Yong called.So the third year of high school, no, it should be said that he spent the three years of high school alone.

But that's good too, after he was reborn, he didn't want to have any contact with these little brats, so he was relieved and could do whatever he wanted.For example, eating bananas leisurely during the break time, don't care about those contemptuous and mocking eyes, and super loud "whispering".

Those little kids, bananas are so delicious and cheap, and they are easy to carry and eat, they really don’t know their blessings.

The banana monkey put down the banana peel, picked up a new banana, peeled it off, put it in his mouth, and immediately made a happy voice:

"Well——banana, it's really delicious."