When I wake up, I'm a god

In fact, when he was in God's perspective before, he also heard people from all over the place mention this matter.It's just that it's a taboo. When people mention it, they always cover it up, so that Chi Jiu didn't think much about it.

After all, I just heard people say vaguely 'that's coming' and 'hope that when it comes, I'll be lucky enough to avoid it'.and so on.

Although these people had worried faces when they said it, Chi Jiu always thought that they might be talking about military service or something else.

Looking back now, how can there be anything I don’t understand!

Think about the crisis that caused this world, it is this inexplicable thunderstorm!

Don't say that this is an ancient society, it is a modern society. When there is a thunderstorm and lightning, some people will make a joke and ask 'Which fellow Taoist is here to overcome the calamity'.What's more, this thunderstorm is not as simple as thunder on an ordinary rainy day.

It won't just be sunny.Thunderstorms are not one or two, but overwhelming.Advance like a curtain.

Between the sky and the earth, apart from lightning and thunder, nothing else can be seen.

No matter what is ahead, the thunderstorm will treat it equally and crush it mercilessly.

If you are lucky, you can narrowly escape in the cracks of the thunderstorm.If you are unlucky, if you get hit, you will die in all likelihood.

The only good thing is that although there are many thunderstorms, they are not dense.As long as it is not too unlucky, most of them can survive.

When such a scene happened for the first time, there was a thunderbolt, and everyone thought that the emperor had done something wrong, and it was a warning from the heavens.But after changing the emperor and pleading guilty to heaven, there was no response at that time.In the second month, at the same time, thunderstorms still arrived as scheduled.

This time, almost all those who abused their power, acted unkindly for the rich, and killed innocent people indiscriminately were brought out for justice.It must be one of the outrageous things they have done that God can't stand it, and thus punished them.

But this time, before the third month, the thunderstorm came again.

There are more and more people offering incense and worshiping gods, asking gods to bless them, and asking God to appease their anger.From the emperor to the beggar, all worshiped devoutly.The incense fires of temples and Taoist temples everywhere are at their peak.However, the monks and priests in the temple were all frowning.

They could not give a reason for the divine punishment, and they were also afraid that they would unfortunately die under the lightning strike one day.

But it's no use being pious.This time, in just a few days, the thunderstorm came again.

Now everyone can see it.The interval between thunderstorms has been shortening ten days and ten days.Now that there is no shrinking, will there be thunderstorms every day in the future?

Fortunately, God doesn't seem to want to kill everyone at once.In the end, the interval between thunderstorms was fixed, and it has always been once every ten days.

This gives people a little bit of hope for survival.

Everyone began to visit famous mountains and rivers.At first, they wanted to find the immortal, ask what was going on, and how to appease the gods.Later, someone thought that Lei Gong and Dian Mu were the gods in charge of thunder.

So I felt that it wasn't necessarily that God was unhappy, it might be that Lei Gong and Dian Mu's husband and wife were arguing.

Ordinary couples quarrel and throw cups and bowls.It seems that it is not impossible for the immortals to quarrel with lightning and thunder.

If not.Regarding the matter of thunder and lightning, it is always right to ask the father and mother of thunder and lightning.So the purpose of everyone's seeking immortality has become, it is best to find the Thunder God and Lightning Mother directly.I can't find it, but if I can get in touch with Lei Gong and Dian Mu through other immortals, that's fine!

During this period of time, people have visited all the mountains.However, there are still no traces of the gods.Many people have gradually turned their minds to the sea.

Overseas, there is such a saying as Penglai Xianshan, which has existed since ancient times.Maybe we can find life from the sea.

Even going to sea is dangerous.Even the country still has a sea ban, and no one cares about it.Those with skills, like Li Shun, set up a fleet and pretended to be fishing nearby.As soon as the ship enters the sea, it sails to the place where fairy mountains may appear.

Those who are unable to get a boat, mostly pretend to be fishermen and boatmen, and get on such a boat.

Conscientious ones, like Li Shun, talked about the matter before the boat entered the deep sea area.Put a boat down, and let those who don't want to take risks go back here.If you are more ruthless, just drag the unsuspecting people along to continue driving.

"No one left before, so I guessed a bit." Li Shun said in a low voice.

The only thing he didn't expect was that there were many more Jianghu people than he thought.

Most of these people were hiding in the cabin before, and he didn't really come out to fish, so naturally he didn't care about it.There is no clue.Fortunately, this is not a bad thing.And they really met a fairy.

After telling the fairy about the thunderstorm, Li Shun pretended to be relaxed.Gossip one or two, adjusted and calmed down, Li Shun solemnly saluted.

"What the ordinary people want, what the common people in this world want is exactly this."

The others followed suit.Use actions to prove that this is what they want.If Lei Gong and Dian Mu can take care of this matter, ask the Giant Spirit God to hand over the requests of all living beings to Lei Gong and Dian Mu.If Lei Gong and Dian Mu can't control it, ask the giant spirit god to show a clear way.

Thunder and lightning flashed, and the sky and the earth rumbled.Scenes like this can break the hearts of those who see them for the first time.It's just that the villains have seen it many times, and now they see the thunderstorm reappearing, they still can't hide the panic on their faces.

But for Chi Jiu, a massive thunderstorm covering the sky and the sun is as powerful as the static electricity he feels while sitting on the sofa.

To deal with lightning, the first thing Chi Jiu thought of was the lightning rod.But the lightning rod is not a professional, so it really can't be installed.

It is not enough to check the installation steps on the Internet, or to watch someone install it several times.Once the construction is not standardized, the lightning rod will become a lightning rod.The scourge is endless.

Chi Jiu could only regretfully dismiss this idea.Turn to think about other possibilities.

Chi Jiu carefully observed the thunderstorm from the perspective of God.Then activated the space ability, intercepted a section of lightning and teleported over.

He will stand in the water now, although he feels that lightning is similar to static electricity to him.However, water can conduct electricity, so out of caution, Chi Jiu didn't dare to move this piece of lightning to him.Instead, it was placed in the sky above an uninhabited area near the coast.

I took a closer look again.When the lightning strikes, the light effect is perfect and the momentum is majestic.But the power, it seems that it is not very good.It's not as strong as the static electricity generated when you take off your sweater when it's dry in autumn and winter.

The little people looked at Chi Jiu's actions in horror.This... the giant spirit god can also manipulate thunder?

Someone suddenly remembered that it is said that the giant spirit god once smashed through the yellow magnetic cylinder that can prevent lightning strikes.This cylinder can avoid lightning strikes, and it has something to do with lightning.So the giant spirit god can control Thunder, isn't it too outrageous?

The villain comforts himself far-fetchedly.

Not knowing what they were thinking, Chi Jiu thought: Maybe, these thunderstorms can be treated as static electricity?

Usually sweaters are static, before wearing them, Chi Jiu will spray them with an anti-static spray, and then wear them again.I don't know if the same method works here.

Anyway try first.

"Just wait a moment, I'll come as soon as I go!" Chi Jiu was still a little uncomfortable at first pretending to be a fairy.Now he can already speak in a fairy tone naturally.

After Chi Jiu finished speaking, he immediately stepped forward and returned to his own world.

The little people who were left behind looked at each other in blank dismay.

Will the giant spirit god come back?

Will it never come back?

He can control thunder and lightning. Does he have a good relationship with Lei Gong and Dian Mu?So I didn't want to take this muddy water, so I just said something perfunctory and left?

Knowing that it shouldn't be, many villains still have countless negative thoughts uncontrollably in their hearts.

"We have to trust the immortals." Seeing their thoughts, Lin Fei said coldly: "Everyone put away the look of doubt on their faces. When the immortals come back and see you acting like this, let the immortals think in their hearts ?”

Li Shun also followed suit: "If the immortal really doesn't want to care about it, why bother telling me to wait? Just leave, how can we still take the immortal?"

"We are all ordinary people, no matter how powerful we are in martial arts, we can't shake a single hair of an immortal. If you were, would you lie to an ant?"

Many villains disdain subconsciously, and then react.They don't even bother to lie to ants, let alone a god who is above them.The little people were ashamed.

"Malicious speculation, how disappointing the immortal?!" Li Shun changed his previous earnest words and spoke harshly.To put it bluntly, everyone lowered their heads.

Back in the real world, after stepping off the sofa, Chi Jiu quickly slowed down the time flow in the small world, and then went to the storage cabinet to find the leftover antistatic spray from last winter.

This thing has a long shelf life and is still usable now.Chi Jiu shook the bottle, there was still more than half of the bottle.enough.

Tear off the colored plastic packaging on the outside of the bottle.Chi Jiu put on disposable gloves, and wiped off the fingerprints on the bottle with a tissue.

He returned to the living room, and at the same time adjusted the time flow back, he re-entered the small world.

But this time, Chi Jiu didn't go there whole.

He hasn't changed his pants yet.

Moreover, going in with a whole person is actually not as convenient as reaching in with one's hand alone.

Chi Jiu dragged a chair and sat in front of the sofa, holding an anti-static spray bottle in his right hand and poking into the small world.

The little people who have been waiting anxiously on the coast saw it.

The face of the giant spirit god appeared in the sky, and the red seal on the forehead and heart of the giant spirit god shone brightly.He seemed to glance at them, as if to reassure them.

The next moment, the little people saw the giant spirit god stretching out a hand.Wearing a layer of iridescent sheer fabric, the giant hand held a bizarre milky bottle.

Did the immortal go back to heaven to get the magic weapon?