The two-year-old boy who is flirting with the Internet is actually my idol

The game enters the bp interface.

Yi Gu Qingcheng is on the first floor, and if there is an empty ban seat, he will directly choose the Shaolin master.

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I have taken out my life, how much I want to get rid of him.

But how could he be easily shaken off by him!

Thinking about it, Jing Nuo pressed the mic, "Brother, what hero should I choose?"

The horn behind Gu Qingcheng flashed, followed by an indifferent male voice, "It's up to you."

Jing Nuo: ...

Whatever you want, sir!

Whatever you want uncle!

After Caramel chose to go on the road, she couldn't help but said: "No, you are a bit disrespectful as a companion! They all accompany their little boss, help choose heroes, and even go back to the city to receive them. You are so indifferent. .”

Ruan Chenzhi didn't mind fighting back, "Don't you want to chase her? Wouldn't it be good to give you a chance?"

Caramel shook her head in front of the computer.

"Sister." Caramel said: "Otherwise, you can choose a support, just keep yourself. We are here in this round, and we will definitely win."

"Okay~" Jing Nuo replied, and very consciously chose a Ruan Fu Lu Lu who would be liked by Ye Wang's brother.

"Brother, I will milk you later~"

As soon as he selected the hero, the mic started on the fourth floor.

The other party didn't know if he had just experienced seven consecutive kneelings, and his tone was particularly unpleasant, "Damn, play Lulu in the high-end game? Please don't bring a girl? What's the use of soft side dishes? Girls don't know how to play games, so don't play games, okay?" ? It will only rely on the man's superiority to have a few uses."

Jing Nuo: "????"

I rely on my father to play my soft assistant, it's none of your mother's business!

Besides, I don't give milk to you, what's your name a hammer? !

Besides, what happened to the girls?Game company opened by your family? ?

So love bb, why, show off that you have an extra mouth than others?

Jing Nuo clacked passionately on the keyboard, and then deleted it with a clack.

This game is so fucking frustrating!

On weekdays, it’s not like I haven’t encountered a fool, scolding is a common thing, abcd greets you when you’re upset, how can it be like now, in order to pretend to be a soft and cute little loli, you don’t dare to say hello .

angry!

Caramel frowned and said, "Fuck, is this a guy? Girls can't play games if they speak so badly. I haven't seen this game before? I don't know that the first mid laner in the league was a girl? You idiot Bar?"

Ruan Chenzhi didn't speak.

Seeing that he didn't change heroes, the fourth floor got even more excited, "I know grandma, how about your mother? Didn't you drink enough when you were young?"

"What the hell am I doing?"

Little Lolita was scolded for a while, and Caramel couldn't help it anymore. Just as she was about to open the mic passionately, a row of small characters suddenly appeared next to the fifth floor.

[Nuo Nuo: I'm sorry, then I... change to a hero. 】

"Need not."

Before Jing Nuo had time to switch between heroes, his deep voice fell into his ears, and the speaker next to Gu Qingcheng's head twitched, "If you want to play, just play this, don't care what others say."

Just as the fourth floor was about to speak, the game started.

Master Shaolin took the Buddhist beads in his hand and went directly to the wild area, followed closely by Lulu.

Jing Nuo pretended to be pitiful, and managed to attract Gu Qingcheng's attention. Of course, this meeting will take advantage of the victory to pursue.

"Brother." He said cautiously, "Thank you just now."

Ruan Chenzhi didn't actually say anything, it's just that the boy's words were too harsh, and no one would bear it, "It's okay, heroes and people are equal."

Pretty good at talking.

Lulu, Jing Nuo's controller, gave Gu Qingcheng more blood, "But I still have to thank you, brother~ The main reason is that I am not very good at playing other heroes, and Lulu is easier to play."

Ruan Chenzhi remembered the knife-carrying loli when he was facing Caramel that day, and he glanced at the characters in the game lightly, "You don't have to follow me all the time, go your own way."

After he said this, he moved two blocks and jumped directly into the opponent's wild area.

...so cold for a man.

Seeing him running with the jungler all the way in the middle, he couldn't help but said, "Support, why don't you follow the ad and follow the jungler?"

The ad on the fourth floor just now was going down the road alone to clear the soldiers. Hearing this, he said coldly: "I don't need this kind of soft assistant."

Jing Nuo:? ? ?

He glanced at the opponent's economy, which was so low that he couldn't see it.

I still don't want to be with you?You are a big foodie who only knows how to open wheat!

Caramel coughed lightly, "Sister, come to me, there are two people on my side, please help me."

Jing Nuo happily said hello.

Although the contact time is not much, Jing Nuo can see that the skills of these two people are really good, and they are worthy of learning from power leveling.

The two cooperated to kill the opponent's ad and drove the support with residual blood into the wild area.

"It's not that I said, this little loli is really good at playing. Although she is a small support, she has the consciousness that she should have, and the increase in blood is also appropriate and beneficial."

Ruan Chenzhi hammered the enemy's little assistant to death on the spot, and said calmly: "You didn't play well, how can I kill you alone."

"Tsk, it's started again, right?" Caramel said with a smile, "I'm also a retired player anyway, can I respect my seniors? Besides, I haven't practiced for so long, so the feeling is not normal."

"Well. As long as you are happy, senior."

Caramel couldn't stand Ruan Chenzhi calling him senior, and after a few laughs, he went to the middle lane to support him.

Ruan Chenzhi volunteered in the field and went back to the city to buy equipment.

He clicked on the lineups of both sides and paused with his fingertips.

Stealing Heart Lulu is a soft assistant. Almost all of his skills are controlling blood recovery or buffing teammates. The output can be said to be non-existent, but the opponent's economy is not behind Caramel on the road, and even the head of the minion is more than Jiao A few more sugar.

He frowned, is Caramel really old?

The kill announcement in the lower left corner was refreshed again, and his ad was caught.

Although they lead the opponent by two heads in this round, it is not going well. The opponent's lineup is all late-stage players, and they have already begun to rise by now.

At 35 minutes into the game, the two sides started a team near Dalongkeng.

The support on the opposite side is a hard support, with thick blood and high output. When he comes up, he first grabs the ad mid laner, but he can't beat the mid laner.

Ruan Chenzhi was already half-blooded because he had just picked a dragon, and the ult of Stealing Heart Lulu was still cooling down, and the amount of milk was pitiful. The opponent's ad hid behind the crowd and began to zoom in. , all four of them were shot into the air.

"Fuck! This one is kneeling, will our ad shoot? I don't think he has hit a few skills, and he dares to challenge the dragon."

Ruan Chenzhi moved his fingers, "It's okay, just finish it as soon as possible."

Caramel knew that he didn't take this game seriously because he was playing with him, and just about to speak, he suddenly found that all the damage that fell on Master Shaolin had turned into phantoms.

Little Lolita, who had been standing behind them with blood and shields, was secretly holding up the short staff in her hand, and the faint light shone on her pink hair.

At the same time, the injury from the opponent's hard assistant fell on her body, and Lulu's blood was instantly left behind.

The petite girl used her body to protect her sweetheart.

Caramel stared blankly, "What am I relying on?"

Ruan Chenzhi: "Stealthy Lulu's passivity, girl's influence."

When passively triggered, select a teammate to take all the damage he receives within 3 seconds.

Caramel: "I know this is Lulu's passive, the key is how did she play it??? The Lulu I played with has [-] if not [-]. Why haven't I encountered this passive? Lulu?"

For most of Shengyu's heroes, the conditions for being passively triggered are nothing more than being controlled or damaged, but the triggering conditions for Cheating Lulu are more stringent. Not only does it have certain requirements for the economy, but the designated target must also be the one who receives the most treatment. that one.

Thief Lulu's blood gain is range-based, the shorter the distance, the more blood, which means that in the whole game, little loli must always pay attention to the distance from Master Shaolin, and calculate the opponent's ad in advance skill cd.

Caramel sluggish.

This awareness, even the members of MON's second team may not be able to achieve it.

"Brother! I'll help you resist the damage! Brother rush!" The girl's voice came from the earphones, a little more excited than the soft cuteness at the beginning, "Brother!! Hit him!"

"No wonder it's called Stealing Heart Lulu." Caramel sighed, "If there is a girl who is willing to bear all my hurts with all her heart, how fucking moved I am! God E, have you been influenced?"

Ruan Chenzhi didn't speak, and the second dan moved forward, directly killing the opponent's ad and mid laner.

One for four, the victory is set.

The four went to Dalongkeng together.

The fourth floor who was mocking Jing Nuo just now suddenly changed his attitude, "Wow little sister, how did you trigger that passive just now? It's amazing!"

Caramel immediately lowered her breathing when she heard the words, and he also wanted to know.

"It's nothing! It's very simple." The girl's voice was soft and sweet, "The key is...my love for my brother!"

caramel:"......"

"As long as I have the sincerity to treat my brother! There is nothing in this world that I can't do!!!"

Stealing Heart Lulu turned around in circles, and moved closer to Master Shaolin, "Brother, did you think I was very powerful just now?"

Ruan Chenzhi paused, and hummed lightly.

"Brother praised me! Ahhh, I'm so excited! What if I can't sleep tonight~"

The fourth floor coughed twice, as if he couldn't hear her cuteness, he manipulated the character to get close to Jing Nuo, "Little sister, when this is over, let's add friends?"

It's another dog man who is greedy for his voice. He said just now that he relies on men, so he's pretending here again.

Master Shaolin turned a deaf ear to his words, beat the dragon to death in twos and threes, and jumped out of the dragon pit.

The girl's voice sounded, "I don't want it! Whether I am human or heart, I only belong to my brother! You are a big villain who can only swear, I will not be friends with you!"

After finishing speaking, he twisted and twisted and followed Master Shaolin's footsteps, turned and left the river.

"Pfft..." Caramel couldn't help laughing, "This girl is quite vengeful."

A game is over soon.

The game does the final scoring.

The first order has ended, and Ruan Chenzhidian opened a companion channel for settlement.

"Brother!" Little Lolita's voice came from the earphones, "I have received your payment! The system gave me a treasure chest! I can open it!"

The girl paused, "Can I drive?"

Ruan Chenzhi: "You drive."

"Okay! Then I'll drive!"

"I hope I can get my brother to play cards with me twice!!!"

When you log in to the game or complete tasks every day, there will be treasure chests opened, most of which are diamonds or essences that can be used to buy heroes, Ruan Chenzhi doesn't think it's unusual.

He moved his fingers, intending to return the remaining 19 orders, but suddenly the number of orders became 28.

A message popped up in the system.

[Dear user, your order player Nuonuoya has won the designated companion card*9, and the system will designate the companion player as you. If you ignore this message, we will give you and Nuowuoya random cards within 24 hours. Assign team.Remarks: The card is a system-bound item, and the user cannot return the order by himself. 】

Ruan Chenzhi:?

Ruan Chenzhi: ...

The author has something to say:

Mr. Ruan: It's getting cold, it's time to bankrupt the game.

It's cool and it's broken.