Your Majesty, You Can't

"Father, father."

He Lanzhi's train of thought was interrupted, and he leaned over to look at His Majesty the Emperor who was tugging at his sleeve, and smiled as gently as possible, "Your Majesty?"

The little emperor opened his hands and said childishly: "I want to hug."

Your Majesty, it's too foul for you to be so cute...

He Lanzhi rubbed his lovable heart, stretched out his arms to hug the little emperor, "Your Majesty, there is a difference between monarchs and ministers. You can't let others hug you."

The little emperor nodded seriously, and said solemnly: "I have always only been hugged by Xiangfu."

Your majesty, I really can't bear to be so cute and humble...

He Lanzhisheng was afraid that he would accidentally show the weird expression that Xiaozheng was too cute, so he pretended to be serious: "Your Majesty, the impolite nonsense that I said before doesn't count. I think that as a prime minister, no matter in Wherever you go, you should salute the emperor."

"Is it the same in the Prime Minister's Mansion?"

"It should be the same in Xiangfu."

The little emperor stretched out his small hand, cupped He Lanzhi's face in doubt, and looked at it, "What happened to Xiangfu today? He never said these things to me before."

"This... I had a whim." He Lanzhi smiled awkwardly.

"Forget it, forget it, let's not talk about this." The little emperor pouted, "Father Xiang, hurry up and approve the memorials that are piled up on the study table, and play with me after the approval."

"...Criticism?!"

He Lanzhi almost knelt down when he heard that.Yaoshou, the chancellor actually approved the memorial, all of this has been passed on to the emperor, right?The co-authored little emperor was a puppet emperor before, and the prime minister in his original body is the real big boss in power.

Approving memorials... and approving a ghostly memorial!After being approved again, the emperor will be the first one to die when he grows up, He Lanzhi!

Thinking of this, He Lanzhi immediately put the Holy Majesty in his arms on the ground, bowed and said: "Your Majesty, I must never dare. The memorial should be reviewed by His Majesty in person, and the ministers are at most just people who make suggestions." , how can you use the imperial pen to cover the jade seal?"

The little emperor narrowed his ink eyes slightly, then puffed up his cheeks and said: "I'm angry."

"emperor?"

"Father Xiang is a bad person. Father Xiang refuses to play with me, so I will cut off Father Xiang's head."

He Lanzhi broke into a cold sweat after hearing this, "Your Majesty, absolutely not!"

The little emperor glared at him angrily: "How dare you attack me! I will chop off your head five times!"

He Lanzhi supported the forehead, facing the Emperor Zhengtai, and said in a slow tone, "I only have one head... I can't stand beheading the emperor like this. Why don't you take your time to play with your majesty first?" ?”

The little emperor thought for a moment, and tentatively agreed to He Lanzhi's proposal, "That's good. I won't behead my father for now. My father wants to play games with me. If he doesn't play well, he will have his head chopped off."

The head on his neck has never been safe.

He Lanzhi nodded depressedly, "I will let His Majesty have a good time."

"That's still the usual one. I've got someone to set it up in the study. Let Xiangfu shoot first."

"The minister shoots first...?"

Shoot something, my lord! !Children can eat indiscriminately, but they can't talk indiscriminately! !

"What do you shoot if you don't shoot the arrow shaft?" The little emperor looked at He Lan in confusion, and stuffed the bamboo arrow into He Lan's hand, "Quick cast, quick cast, I will shoot when you finish shooting."

If you throw a pot, you will throw a pot. Don't say it so misleadingly, making him look dirty.

He Lanzhi picked up the bamboo arrow with a guilty conscience, scanned the exquisite furnishings in the room, and finally found a bronze pot and bottle beside the soft couch.

"The minister voted?"

The little emperor nodded vigorously, "Yeah, I'll take it after shooting."

He Lanzhi: "..."

Your Majesty begs you to stop talking about shooting.