[Master Ghost Lamp + Noragami] On the possibility of husband and wife becoming husband and wife

After taking a seemingly meaningless journey in the world, Bai Ze has a deeper and more thorough understanding of Ghost Lantern's character—his shivering appearance hides an even more shivering heart.

The so-called "love him and bully him" is probably the love concept of Ghost Lantern, and at the same time, it is accompanied by all kinds of dislike. He hides his care and consideration under the mace, and he will often bear Ghost Lantern when he comes into contact with it. violence and ridicule.

It's almost impossible to explain it as arrogant, and it's probably more appropriate to describe it as facial paralyzed and violent.

Not suitable for long-term relationship.

Bai Ze thought so in his heart, and he was also thinking about how to explain the relationship between the two with Momotaro after returning to hell. Although he felt that Momotaro must have seen it, he should do enough work for face, or wait until the breakup How embarrassing it would be to meet again.

He was still wandering between the two reasonable and perfect explanations of "we are long-lost brothers" and "actually I am the father of Ghost Lantern". As soon as he moved, he greeted the two of them: "Oh, you two are back from your honeymoon?"

honeymoon...honeymoon...moon...

Bai Ze felt that his heart had suffered a ton of damage. He glanced at the serious and flawless Ghost Lamp's face, and argued, "What kind of honeymoon...you guys think too much..."

Niu Tou shook his terrifying breasts, with an expression of "what are you pretending to be?": "Then why are you and Mr. Ghost Lantern going to the world? It's impossible to go hunting together, right?"

Ma Mian cooperated with a seductive twist: "That's right - in terms of beauty, how can the females in this world be our opponents."

Bai Ze smiled and stood a few steps away from Ghost Lantern: "Our relationship has improved~ The gate to Taoyuan Township is open, right?"

Before waiting for the bull's head and horse's face to answer, he plunged into the passage leading to Taoyuan Township.Ghost Lantern carried the suitcase, took out a pocket watch from his clothes, looked at it, and asked, "You all know?"

The bull's head and the horse's face made a heart together: "Master Ghost Lantern, how many boys and girls in hell are crying like rivers."

"Let's count it as a punishment." Ghost Lamp replied, walking towards the entrance of hell.

King Yan Mo cried for several days after learning of the relationship between the two, and then the news flew into the ears of all hell residents like a hazy car with wings.

It's like laying down a million corpses and shedding tears for thousands of miles.

Many hell females and males who used to regard Ghost Lantern as the best boyfriend, best husband, best son, best boss, and best daughter-in-law (?) cried and passed out in the pool of blood. The news that the two are together is simply a rule. The well-behaved comic book suddenly became OOC. Many people shouted "We can't accept it" and protested at the gate of Yan Mo Temple. It turned out that King Yan Mo was also crying, and a group of ghost lamp harem just hugged each other and cried. a few days.

But after a few days, there was a different sound.Many experts, scholars, and love experts began to analyze the possibility of this god and ghost being together, from personality to appearance to constellation (in order to find out the constellation of the two, they searched through various ancient books) and drew a broken line through comprehensive textual research. Curve scatter regression graph, and finally draw a conclusion.

The two have been in love for a long time.

Not to mention that everyone in Hell knows that Bai Ze is the explosive point of the ghost lamp, but the two always meet-meeting at the meeting with Han, meeting at the medical exchange meeting, meeting at the ribbon-cutting ceremony Meeting with hell, these ghosts belatedly looked at the previous video data, and found that they were still using red and blue mobile phones!Wear clothes in black and white!

"Master Ghost Lantern is always keen to destroy Bai Ze's relationship - basically, Bai Ze's girlfriend broke up with him either because he cheated on him or because they fell in love with Ghost Lantern... this is probably love." Daji, an insider, said The reporter revealed.

"Master Ghost Lantern liked furry animals very much when he was young~" Ah Xiang, who did not want to be named, revealed to the reporter.

"Although Mr. Ghost Lantern always quarrels with Mr. Bai Ze, he is always the first to read Mr. Bai Ze's documents." Eggplant passing by added this.

"Although Bai Ze always scolded him, he was able to recite Ghost Lantern's mobile phone number in its entirety—I'm also quite surprised by that." The mythical beast Phoenix, who was buying candy, smacked his lips.

"Master Ghost Lantern always said that he would cook Bai Ze himself." Miss Mustard, who was grinding chili sauce, replied shyly.

"It can be seen from this-they have already crossed the boundary of mortal enemies."

Mitao Maki said to the camera like this: "I don't like each other but they have a close relationship with each other in private. What are the identities of the No. 1 assistant officer of hell, Mr. Ghost Lamp, and Mr. Bai Ze, the local tyrant of Taoyuan Township?"

The master who was taking pictures of her pointed to the back of Maki, she froze for a moment, then turned her head and saw the ghost lamp dragging the suitcase and staring at her seriously.

Maki: "..."

Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah what to do what to do! ! !

As a result, her partner Majesty walked over with the microphone in hand, and asked very bluntly, "Master Ghost Lantern, what is the relationship between you and Master Bai Ze?"

Maggie, you are simply a real warrior! ! !

Maki's soul was trembling, but fortunately the cameraman didn't point the lens at her at this time, the ghost's face was clearly projected on all the TVs in hell, and the frowning made him look the same as usual.

"I didn't agree to be interviewed." Without any timidity, Ghost Lantern took out his pocket watch to check the time.

"We are not in Yan Mo Temple now, so Master Ghost Lantern, just treat yourself as a passer-by!" Maggie's eyes lit up, "What is your relationship with Mr. Bai Ze?"

The ghost lamp was silent for a while, and everyone in front of the TV held their breath.

"Hell is currently discussing the Marriage Law of the Three Realms with other organizations. Wait until the results of the discussion come out before answering this question. After all, verbal agreements are not legally effective." Ghost Lamp accepted the interview quite frankly.

"........."

All the scumbags are struggling to digest the amount of information in this sentence.

But Meiqi is a top student, so she immediately came to a conclusion: "Are you guys going to get married?"

Looking at her enthusiastic partner, Mi Tao felt that her heart was about to come alive and jump to 180 again.

Ghost Lamp nodded frankly: "Any more questions?"

Then he left the two stunned little girls and went to work.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

After a brief silence, Majesty threw away the microphone and hugged Maki, bouncing around and completely lost her usual calm look: "The official actually sent sugar!! This CP has no me anymore. !!"

Maki who doesn't know what she's excited about at all:=口=

Staring at the TV with a look of astonishment, Bai Ze: =口=

After the relationship between the two was unilaterally exposed by the ghost lamp, Bai Ze felt that his life was like entering a strange plane.

When participating in the Hell Festival as usual, the ghost lamp just said something to him, and those little girls stared at them with bright eyes. The eyes were neither liking nor hating nor malicious, but I don’t know why This kind of "hey, I found out about your adulterous love" eyes always made his old face a little tense.

"Do you think..." He whispered to Ghost Lantern, "Are we being too high-profile?"

Ghost Lantern was looking at the layout of the scene, and said after hearing the words: "This will help us improve the marriage law of the Three Realms as soon as possible."

——The problem is that I never thought about marrying you! !What kind of marriage? The species are different! !

But why does everyone treat us as a couple! !

Time flies like running water, especially for people whose life is short.

When Bai Ze inexplicably touched the so-called "real person CP" forum in the Three Realms forum, he almost broke the mouse in his hand.

[30 years of ghost white pink video and picture arrangement]

[Tell you the origin of this CP from the residual information of the Hehan Conference thousands of years ago]

[Ghost and white group photo - couple outfits that we didn't notice in those years]

[The Marriage Law of the Three Realms was released yesterday!In my lifetime! ! 】

[I drew a cute and cute Bai Ze~]

[This CP is simply one of the sweetest I have ever seen!Official certification stamped! 】

[Actually, I came to the CP of Amway Guibai at the beginning, but I refused...]

This--these girls' brains are too big, right? !

Bai Ze really didn't have the courage to click on those titles. In order to relieve his violently beating heart, he rolled to the Bishamon R18 forum next door, but as soon as he entered, he suddenly found that the painting Bishamon Xiao Huang | "He actually climbed the wall to draw the night and day, he sighed a little lonely and sad, and then heard Momotaro answering the phone: "Yes... I will tell Mr. Bai Ze."

Momotaro put down the phone and said to Bai Ze: "Mr. Bai Ze, Master Gui Deng asked me to tell you that he will take you to dinner later."

Bai Ze closed the webpage while covering his eyes, and lay down on the table: "...where did he get so much energy?"

"Master Ghost Lantern is such a good person," Momotaro said while continuing to copy the prescription, "Mr. Bai Ze, you rarely have stomach problems, right? It's all thanks to Lord Ghost Lantern."

Everyone seems to say that.

How nice it is to be with Ghost Lamp, what a good guy he is, you don't cherish the doomed loneliness...

As if he had taken a huge advantage.

He was still a little angry, and the ghost lamp came to the store. Momotaro, who had already seen it, greeted him. Bai Ze was a little lazy, and the ghost lamp didn't say much: "Let's go."

Bai Ze's stomach problem has indeed improved a lot, and it is rare for him to roll all over the floor in such pain. When he sat down in the cafeteria of hell, the people around him looked as if they were used to it. King Yan Mo had already walked out Shadow, sat down next to Bai Ze and smiled: "Mr. Bai Ze, the method you introduced to lose weight is really effective!"

Before Bai Ze could speak, the ghost lamp helped him open the mouth: "His brain is still working very well."

King Yan Mo stroked his beard and smiled, seeing Bai Ze getting more and more satisfied: "Hey, when are you going to get married?"

Bai Ze was choked by the meal, Ghost Lamp didn't answer, King Yan Mo added: "Haven't you all become national CPs, set an example by marrying while the new marriage law is introduced—"

The ghost lamp interrupted him: "He hasn't agreed yet."

Bai Ze said at the same time: "When did I say I was getting married?"

King Yan Mo straightened his eyes, looked at Bai Ze's face once, then turned around Gui Deng's face - he didn't see anything: "...you two had a fight?"

Bai Ze is not embarrassed at all - in fact, he has no embarrassment when facing Ghost Lantern for so long: "I just decided to quarrel."

Ghost Lantern looked at him calmly: "It's probably the 30-year itch."

The entire cafeteria was silent, and all the ghosts lowered their heads in silence, desperately catching gossip with their ears—there was a quarrel, there was a quarrel! !After so long, they finally quarreled! !

"You're just being too lenient! Young Master, I'm going out for a drink and you still have to send you photos—my phone's memory isn't enough, okay?!"

"You don't blame me for using your mobile phone? Do you need me to buy you a mobile phone for the elderly?"

"All the girlfriends I've ever had are not as domineering as you! I can tell you Ghost Lantern that I don't mind having another ex-boyfriend at all!!"

Ghost Lamp raised his face and glanced at Bai Ze, that bayonet-like gaze made Bai Ze flinch.

"I mind—and have no intention of changing between now and in the future."

He spoke so straightforwardly that he choked Bai Ze's next sentence in his throat... and his face turned a little red which was rare.

The ghost lamp pushed the plate slightly: "Eat."

King Yan Mo looked at Bai Ze with his head down and ate and ate without saying a word, feeling a little regretful: "It's been a long time since you guys quarreled——I miss the big fights before."

Bai Ze still lowered his head to eat, and Gui Deng poured him a glass of water, King Yan Mo was a little moved again: "Ghost Deng is really a good boy QAQ, are you really not married?"

At this moment, Bai Ze finally raised his head and took a big sip of water: "Can I get divorced if I'm married?"

King Yan Mo: "Now it's a new type of hell and it's not the feudal era, of course we can leave... Don't say such things, it's unlucky."

At this time, Gui Deng said lightly: "I have already taken your ID card to apply for it, just go and get it with me after dinner."

King Yan Mo: "... Nani?!!"

Bai Ze: "What... It was agreed that both of you must be present at the same time =口="

"Using some connections," Gui Deng said calmly, finally stood up from the chair, and stretched out his hand to Bai Ze, "Will you go?"

Since he was a human being, he has been looking forward to going to many places with him—the scenery that only exists in books and dreams, those legends and stories that seem to be in the Arabian Nights, but he didn’t have time.

Later, he hated Bai Ze for so many years. From childhood to adulthood, he traveled to many places and saw countless magnificent legends and scenery. Finally, he realized that what he longed for most was only when Bai Ze smiled at the beginning. Ask him that sentence.

"Would you like to go with me?"

He hid himself, suppressed his inner emotions, and waited for this sentence for so many years.

Then he understood that Bai Ze was too unreliable, so he decided to take the initiative in his own hands.

Bai Ze stared at the ghost lamp's face for a long time, and finally put his hand on it.

It seemed like he was being pushed away by ghost lights forever - but that wasn't a big deal.

Anyway, life is still so long, there is a lot of time to think about these issues.

"Anyway, I can leave... go!!"

-FIN.-

The author has something to say: 1. END (≧▽≦) ends and sprinkles flowers for myself... After I have achieved a positive result, I do have a sense of burnout [any chapter is the end chapter], but after thinking about it Sure enough, I still want to give a serious ending (it seems that it is not serious...)

2. I'm getting less and less able to write my final testimonials...

In short, if I like the CP of Guibai because of this article, I will be satisfied...

3. Jinjiang is very pumped, let's see if the extras can be coded today...

Extras in the forum! !

4. By the way, "Juya" is Yato's vest.