tease you [e-sports]

Before Bei Xiao had time to express his opinion on the matter of blocking the bridge, it was you, Father Yao, who were the first to be unwilling, "LORD, you scumbag favors one over the other, why didn't you take me to block the bridge before?"

LORD didn't bother to express his opinion, so he parked the car directly under the office building and honked the horn twice.

Bei Xiao got into the car after changing the equipment, and sat in the co-pilot's seat. It was your father Yao who sat in the back seat.

Just at this time, the second wave of circles came out, and the circles moved closer to the military base.

In the island map, the military base is separated from the island by the sea, and two bridges are built in the middle to pass through. The safety zone of this bureau is brushed on the side of the military base. Many people who jump on the island will choose to drive across the bridge to the military base in order to escape drugs. .

"This little scumbag in the safe zone has started to prefer military bases."

Bei Xiao didn't turn off the game voice, and what he said was heard by two teammates.

LORD smiled lowly and didn't say anything. It's you, Dad Yao, who sighed: "How can children in the third grade of elementary school know so much now? I feel like I was still bumping the card at that time..."

LORD changed to a cool car skin, full of RMB flavor.

[Sure enough, it’s true that they are local tyrants. The outfits of Zai’s two teammates can’t be bought without a few thousand dollars.]

[Such a cub's clothes are really shabby]

[Cub, quickly let them watch your live broadcast and give you money]

Bei Xiao turned off the in-game voice, saw the gift from the water friend, and said directly: "Thank you for the scooter from Luohuaqing 38dh, thank you boss, I wish the boss good health and all the best for family happiness..."

[Luohuaqing 38dh: I want to hear you call me Mama even more, I'm giving my son money]

"Oh, no." Bei Xiao refused, "Calling Ma Ma will call a beautiful young lady old."

[I didn't expect the host to have the potential to be a playboy]

【Laughing to death, a man's mouth, a deceiving ghost】

[My little milk dog has become a real man?Oh, no, Mama doesn’t allow it]

Coincidentally, as soon as they arrived at the bridge, a car drove up from the opposite side. Bei Xiao quickly closed the barrage and concentrated on the game.

It was you, Father Yao, who jumped off the car before the car stopped, with half a tube of blood left, turned on the AKM equipped with hologram and swept wildly, and the shuttle-bomb disappeared instantly.

"Beautiful." Bei Xiao turned on the in-game voice, "It's not easy to miss a single shot. To be able to accurately avoid such a big car, you must have some faith."

Just at this time, a man in flashy clothes jumped out of the car on the opposite side, and fired several shots with an SLR, but missed.

Bei Xiao opened the M416 with the triple mirror and said, "This is probably related to your belief."

It's your father Yao: "..."

As he spoke, he used the buildings on the bridge as cover, and fired a beautiful strafing shot, knocking down two of them directly.

The LORD next to him threw two mines, precisely blew up the vehicle, and killed the remaining two.

A team is dead.

"Uncle, you can throw thunder." Bei Xiao commented, "Precise control that I have practiced for many years as a single."

LORD didn't refute, just smiled and said: "How can I bring you to pick up the package if I haven't been single for many years, you can go to pick up the courier."

Bei Xiao: "..."

Ma De, I feel like I can't continue, the other party's voice is too foul.

[This wave of blocking the bridge, this wave of coordination, so beautiful]

[I suddenly felt that my cub was with the male divine voice, there was nothing he couldn't eat chicken]

It was you, Dad Yao, who gave himself the full stats, muttering, "LORD, I found that you are so eccentric today, you brought elementary school students to block the bridge, let him lick the bag first, why didn't you do this to me before?"

LORD asked Bei Xiao directly, "Son, do you know why I didn't bring Yao Duqiao?"

Bei Xiao licked his lips, not knowing why his mouth was dry.

"Yes, his beliefs make him unworthy of blocking bridges."

It's your father Yao: "...If I hadn't been in a good mood, I would have hung up, really."

"Hanging up should be better than now." Bei Xiao said, "At least you don't need to help if you are knocked down when hanging up. I, a third-grade kid, know not to cause trouble for others."

It was you, Dad Yao, who was so angry that he took out a hand-thunder on the spot and prepared to strike himself.

LORD laughed twice again, "Yao, don't make trouble, and play games at ease. Don't be angry with him, kid. Yao is indeed good, but he doesn't know it, but he is old, and we need to care for the elderly."

It's you, Father Yao, who has been so angry that he doesn't even have the strength to fight himself. He put away his hand - Lei, and said weakly: "I shouldn't ask you to play games with me today."

"Well." LORD said, "then the game is over."

"Don't!" It was your father Yao who immediately retorted, "Go on to the next game, I think I can still save it."

Bei Xiao couldn't hold back, and burst out laughing with the tip of her red ears.

Really, the standard human food addiction is still big.

Just after a four-person formation, the bridge was calm for a while.

When the bridge is blocked, if there is a team passing by, it will be a hail of bullets, and if there is no team passing by, it will be boring.

After being bored for a few minutes, Bei Xiao scanned LORD's ID several times, and finally couldn't help asking: "LORD..."

"Hmm." LORD responded, and asked with a smile, "You're not called Uncle anymore?"

Bei Xiao: "..."

Wow, there is an unspeakable feeling.

"Uncle." Bei Xiao supported Su Ruan's ear, and asked, "Is this ID you used to be a fan of someone from a certain team?"

It's your father Yao who suddenly coughed twice.

"To be more specific, which team?"

"Team PICO."

It's you, Dad Yao. I don't know why, but coughed louder.

LORD asked back, "Then are you a fan of someone from Team PICO?"

"No." Bei Xiao denied without hesitation, "I'm not a fan, they're not as good as me."

It was you, Father Yao, who was directly amused this time, "How dare a third-grade elementary school student who doesn't have all his hair yet say that he is better than everyone else? You really don't know the heights of heaven and earth."

[Fuck, I love the arrogant little milk dog, suddenly there is a picture of the arrogant child smashing it in my mind]

[Three-year-old e-sports fans said that the voice of LORD seems to be familiar to billions,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, million, ears of voices that are familiar to them]

[Laughing, this anchor is too crazy, how dare you say that others are not as good as him at this hot chicken level? 】

LORD didn't know whether he was shocked by Bei Xiao's words, or felt that the other party was talking childishly, so he said after a while, "Child, you have ambitions."

As soon as the words Zhizhi finished speaking, another car came from the opposite side.

This time, the car seemed to sense that there might be someone blocking the bridge on the opposite side, and wanted to rush directly to Fengyan, but was still swept down.

The three of them blocked three groups of people on the bridge, and they were so fat with supplies. It was you, Father Yao, who saw the airdrop equipment in a person's box-sniper-strike-gun AWM.

"My favorite gun!" It's your father Yao holding the awm and not letting go, "It's light, it's faith."

Bei Xiao asked calmly from the side: "Uncle, can you throw a sniper?"

"What is a sniper?" It was your father Yao who denied it, "What do you do with that thing?"

"You can't even throw a sniper, what's the difference between an awm in your hand and a fire stick?"

When Bei Xiao was about to tell himself, he heard LORD next to him say, "Give it to me."

He remembered the other party's M24 just now, and shut up.

"You scumbag." It's your father Yao who said dissatisfiedly: "You will snatch equipment from me, why don't you give me your good gun?"

LORD sneered and asked, "When did you see me give a good gun to someone else?"

"This is really..." It was your daddy Yao who resentfully said, touching Awm reluctantly, and changing guns with LORD, intending to pick up the M24 that LORD replaced, "It's good to have M24..."

"It's not for you." It was your father Yao who stopped him, and said to Bei Xiao, "Child, come get the gun."