tease you [e-sports]

Min Fengyan couldn't laugh or cry, but felt that the little boy was cute, so he went to the live broadcast room and smashed a luxury supercar.

He is used to throwing away money now, and he often throws away money when he has nothing to do, anyway, he has money.

After spending the money, he sent a message to the blue collar: quit the team

Blue collar: ...?

But the boss ordered him to leave the team obediently.

After a while, he saw the boss's ID joining Xiaoqi Juechen's team, and the two opened a four-person double row.

The blue collar was stunned.

It's four rows, four rows!

The boss and Xiaoqi Juechen are only two people, and there are still two positions. What's wrong with adding him, why let him leave...

The blue-collar was having fun playing games, but was cut off by the boss, feeling very depressed.

But at this time, Yao Kuang couldn't find Min Fengyan and came to him.

Thinking of Yao Kuang's terrible operations, the blue collar's vision went dark.

【PICO·LANLING: Leaving two-person four-row mellowly】

[Laughing, the blue collar doesn't understand, how can the world of two people accommodate the third person]

【Blue collar, you are too bright】

[Blue collar, don't hang out in other people's live broadcast room, hurry up and go back to live broadcast for me! 】

Bei Xiao and Min Fengyan lined up for a round, and when the match started in the second round, Min Fengyan asked, "Child, don't you want to play two-person four-row with me?"

Bei Xiao's ears and hands trembled, and then he realized that he had made a mistake and chose to match teammates, but when he was about to cancel, he was in the queue, so it was not easy to quit and pit teammates.

"Wrong point." Bei Xiao said without changing his expression, "But you also matched your teammates before."

If they don't match teammates, they simply cannot meet.

Min Fengyan smiled, "That's because I think that no matter how good the passers-by are, they can't beat Yao."

Bei Xiao: "..."

It makes sense, he believed it.

On the birth island of the island map, the other two teammates are both on microphones. Judging by the names, they seem to be a couple.

Thinking of your dried fish, it was a male voice: "Wife, where should we jump in this game?"

"Let's jump to L City, do your teammates have any opinions?"

Min Feng said: "No."

Bei Xiao: "Anything you want."

Your jerky first endured a round of male voices, followed by a burst of small milk voices, and almost choked on your own saliva, "May I ask, are you two rowing together?"

"Yes." Bei Xiao replied, "What's wrong?"

"It's okay..." Your dried fish muttered silently: "Father and son soldiers."

The live broadcast room burst into laughter.

【hahahahahahahahaha】

[Passerby teammates can really talk, so talk more! 】

[Don't talk about anything else, just talk about the voice, you can be the son of the boss of the male god voice with such a big tits]

[I still feel that Xiaobao has not grown up, and I can’t feel that I am an adult when I hear the voice]

[Laughing to death, it has become a father and son year now? 】

[This is really the worst time for a father and son to be hacked]

Bei Xiao laughed so hard that his stomach hurt, but he didn't dare to laugh out loud, for fear that a certain uncle who was suspected of being single for 30 years would go mad.

Min Fengyan squinted his eyes, and was really upset when he heard the phrase "Father and Son Soldiers", but it was not easy to get angry with unfamiliar netizens.

Bei Xiao suppressed a smile and replied, "You're right."

"I would like to ask you a question." Thinking of your dried fish, he asked a familiar question: "How old is your son? Is it tiring to take him with you? Is it suitable to play games with him? Will you feel uneasy about doing homework after playing games?" gone?"

Bei Xiao was really unhappy, and immediately said: "I am in the first grade of elementary school, and I am usually very good, and I will take the initiative to do my homework."

[The first grade of elementary school, hahahaha, God TM is in the first grade of elementary school, and his son is getting younger again]

[Suddenly realized the fun of this sound]

【I'm lying on the bed laughing, really, I don't know what homework I have to do this time】

This time, Bei Xiao didn't make up any homework, so Min Fengyan arranged it directly.

"Yes." Min Fengyan said slowly: "I will do my homework later, practice shooting for three hours, and let the little goblin eat chicken empty out his body."

Two passers-by: "..."

This conversation doesn't feel right.

Bei Xiao said weakly: "Shen Feng, I was wrong."

Two passers-by:? ? ?

What's the new way to call it? Ask Dad if it's called Fengshen?

Or are these two people not father and son at all, just kidding?

The two passers-by played a game with Yunliwuli. Fortunately, this "father and son soldier" combination is really strong, and they took them to eat chicken.

After one round, Bei Xiao experienced the joy of matching his teammates, and matched up another round, pretending to forget about the three-hour target shooting just now.

Min Fengyan just watched, smiled and said nothing.

But their luck in this game was not as good as the previous game, and they were directly matched with wonderful teammates.

When Min Fengyan was searching the house, he saw a melee weapon M762, and he said to Bei Xiao directly: "Child, there is still M762 here. I marked it. If you want it, come and get it."

"Okay." Bei Xiao said.

But when Bei Xiao rushed over, the passer-by teammate had already taken the M762.

In the game, it is generally marked that it is reserved for someone, and it is very impolite for others to intercept it. It is similar to grabbing things directly, but some people are very unqualified.

Min Fengyan sneered for a moment, but he would not directly offend his matched teammates because of the equipment of guns. He has quality and doesn't want to be reduced to the same as someone without quality.

At most, this teammate will fall down for a while and he will not help him. Anyway, the teammate must fall before him.

He watched coldly for a moment, then took off the 762 on his body and gave it to Bei Xiao: "Use it."

Bei Xiao refused: "No need, you don't have any good guns if you give me..."

"It's okay, you take it." Min Feng said, "You like to stick a gun to your face, which is more suitable for 762. I play a lot of sniper, so I will pick up a sniper-shoot-gun later."

Yao Fa in the live broadcast room silently watched adultery: You are dirty, you are no longer the man who only has guns in his eyes

Min Fengyan talked about this, and Bei Xiao didn't refuse. He didn't think there was anything wrong with his teammates giving him a good gun. After all, many people had given up their guns to him.

"Thank you."

Bei Xiao said with a smile, her voice was very sweet.

It was already past ten o'clock in the evening when it ended. Bei Xiao had been playing and eating chicken all day, and even his young body felt a little too much.

But Min Fengyan said slowly: "Son, did you forget something?"

Bei Xiao, who just stood up and wanted to pour himself a glass of water, almost went limp.

"Forgot to do target homework."

Bei Xiao: "... Fengshen, I was wrong, I was really wrong!"

He really doesn't have the strength to fight another three hours in PUBG.

"No, you're right." Min Feng said, "You just forgot to shoot."

The barrage in the live broadcast room was about to die of laughter again.

[Front row, Fen Xiaobao, it’s not a loss to invest in shares. My son hits top2, and he will never be a black son. You can also reap the blessings of father and son, male god voice plus sweet and soft false positive voice]

[Xiao Bao is having a good time, paying off the debt crematorium? 】

[Laughing to death, my son ran the train with his mouth full, and finally got a bit of retribution]

Bei Xiao was very knowledgeable about current affairs, and immediately asked, "Boss, tell me, how can you spare me?"

The young man's voice was like a kitten's paw scratching his heart, Min Fengyan fell silent for a moment, thinking of joking.

"Children, you should have finished learning Pinyin in the first grade of elementary school. Come and read Pinyin for me."