He and the hostess mother

Su Ming's chest was pressed tightly against Gu Zhanci's back.

Su Ming has been wearing thin clothes since spring, and the girl's chest is soft and palpable. Gu Zhanci never knew that his back could be so sensitive, as if he had an extra pair of eyes.

"Su Ming, let go of me." Gu Zhanci's voice had softened, revealing a hint of coaxing.

Su Ming put his face on the back of Gu Zhanci's neck, and said shamelessly: "No, according to what you said just now, as long as I don't have a girlfriend, I can always hug you."

Gu Zhanci: "..."

Su Ming's entire weight rested on Gu Zhanci's body, and Gu Zhanci could break free, but he remembered that in the office before, Su Ming's tongue was knocked because of this.

Both of them were wearing skirts today, but now they were too close together, and their calves touched each other, making it itchy.

Gu Zhanci said softly, "Hey, let me go."

Su Ming coquettishly said: "No, let's hug for a while."

Gu Zhanci found that Su Ming was clingier than a cat at this moment, Su Ming put his hands on her waist, she didn't know how to put her hands, they hung stiffly by her side.

"I don't like being hugged from behind. Let go of me first. At worst, I'll hug you later."

Su Ming said happily: "Then we'll switch to hugging from the front, it happens that I like your breasts more."

Gu Zhanci: "..."

She gritted her teeth: "Be obedient, if you hug me like this, I don't feel safe. Isn't it the same if I hug you?"

Su Ming heard that she didn't seem to be cheating, so she let go. Insecure people don't like to hand over their backs to others.

Gu Zhan said with relief: "Close your eyes."

Su Ming obediently closed her eyes and opened her hands so that Gu Zhanci could hug herself, but it turned out that there was no warm embrace as imagined.

She opened her eyes, and Gu Zhanci said briskly, "Today is April Fool's Day, you can hug yourself."

Su Ming: "..."

Gu Zhanci played with Su Ming once, and she was finally in a good mood, so she went to get Teddy's toys.

Su Ming bought a fish-shaped cat scratching post and a set of sports rollers for running, which need to be disassembled and installed by himself.

Su Ming also went over, and continued the previous installation work according to the manual. Gu Zhanci asked casually, "Who is that girl without a note?"

Su Ming thought for a while: "Actually, I'm not familiar with her."

Gu Zhanci: "..."

She asked: "Unfamiliar? Then how do you know her picture and her personality?"

Su Ming smiled and said, "Today is April Fool's Day, our club is playing pranks, let's see who will be fooled."

Unexpectedly, it was Gu Zhanci who was fooled.

Gu Zhanci felt like she was being tricked again, but today she took the initiative to be tricked, she said: "Childish, why didn't you give her a note?"

Su Ming asked strangely: "Why do you want to make a note? It's just for a prank. Anyway, it may be deleted later. It's not too late to make a note after you are familiar with it."

Gu Zhanci: "..."

It seems that Su Ming's habits are completely opposite to hers. Su Ming only notes acquaintances, while she more often notes unfamiliar people. She usually notes names plus occupations. For people who often chat like Su Ming and Lu Lu, she basically No remarks.

She asked casually, "Then did you make a note for me?"

Su Ming smiled and said, "Of course I made a note."

Gu Zhanci was inexplicably curious: "What is it called?"

Su Ming said mysteriously, "Sister Zhanci."

Gu Zhanci felt that this was not the remark, and wanted to ask Su Ming, but she didn't seem to be such a curious person, so she could only suppress the curiosity in her heart and didn't ask any more.

Su Ming finished the toy and went up to test with Teddy in his arms.

Gu Zhanci squatted for too long, and his legs were a little sore. Seeing Su Ming rushing the cat to the shelf, he said, "Teddy is lazy and doesn't like sports."

It usually likes to find a quiet place to lie down.

"Then it will become a big orange sooner or later." Su Ming hugged the six-month-old teddy, which is a whole circle bigger than the one he just bought. "It should be used as an emoji."

Teddy now looks more and more like the cat in the cat peeping meme, it is almost his own.

Gu Zhanci said: "If you like it, I can take more photos of it and send them to you. You can see which ones are suitable for emoticons, and you can make them yourself."

She regretted it after she finished speaking, and said she wanted to stay away from Su Ming, even if she didn't stay away, she should reduce the frequency of communication, and now she is giving Su Ming a chance to get close to her.

But Gu Zhanci pretended not to care about what was said and the water that was spilled.

Su Ming said happily: "Okay, I like to suck cats the most."

Gu Zhanci regretted taking out his phone. In fact, there were many photos of Teddy during this period. Although Teddy looks silly, it is very suitable for emoticons.

WeChat pops up a new message.

It belonged to Gu Shiyue.

Gu Shiyue: "Mom, happy birthday."

Gu Shiyue is two months away from the college entrance examination, so he is under a lot of study pressure. This year, he is almost at school on weekends. He has no chance to go home to celebrate Gu Zhan's birthday. He doesn't know how to be sensational, so he only sent a few simple words.

Gu Zhanci usually replied thank you in previous years, but this year he replied in a strange way: "But today is April Fool's Day."

Gu Shiyue was taken aback, and hurriedly explained: "I'm not celebrating April Fool's Day, and I didn't lie to you. I sincerely wish you a happy 31st birthday."

Gu Zhanci: "..."

Gu Shiyue is just a piece of wood, not fun at all, and I don't know why Su Ming liked her back then.

Gu Zhanci typed expressionlessly: "I know, I just joked with you, thank you, study hard."

Gu Shiyue: "..."

When it was almost dinner time, Lu Lu came.

She was holding the birthday cake in her hand, and when she saw Su Ming here, she was startled: "Student Su Ming, why are you here? Don't some people want to stay away from confessors? Why did you get you at home?" gone?"

Su Ming hugged Teddy: "I'm here to celebrate my sister's birthday."

Lu Lu winked at Gu Zhanci: "Are you going to stay away from the confessors? Are you going to stay away?"

Su Ming also looked at Gu Zhanci innocently.

It's not the first time Gu Zhanci has slapped herself in the face, and she's almost used to it. She took the cake from Lu Lu and said, "Shut up, you."

Lu Lu sat on the sofa with no image: "Shut up, shut up, before you shut up, I'll congratulate you on your fourth day."

Su Ming covered his mouth and smiled.

She's still in her second year.

Gu Zhanci: "..."

Lu Lu continued to make a fuss: "Guess who I saw today? I saw Gu Shiyue and a little girl going to a hotel to get a room."

Gu Zhanci did not respond.

Gu Shiyue wouldn't do it at all.

Su Ming also unexpectedly did not give face.

Lu Lu was full of lifelessness, and said, "Why didn't you respond? Let's change the news. I saw someone confessing his love to Su Ming yesterday. Isn't this news exciting enough?"

Gu Zhanci exposed her: "Today is April Fool's Day, don't lie to me."

Lu Lu rolled her eyes and said, "I really didn't lie to you about this. If you don't believe me, ask Su Ming if someone confessed to her yesterday? In the school playground, the floor is covered with candles."

Gu Zhanci immediately looked at Su Ming.

Su Ming admitted: "There is such a thing."

I don't know where Lu Lu saw it, but Lu Lu is simply a contemporary Baoqian and Bai Xiaosheng.

Gu Zhanci said cautiously: "You didn't lie to me together?"

Su Ming's face was full of sincerity: "No, that person is the monitor of our class, but I refused, I only like you."

Lu Lu clicked her tongue and reminded: "A confessionist."

She deliberately dismantled Gu Zhanci's platform, but Gu Zhanci remained silent.

Lu Lu sat for a while, looked at the empty living room, and complained: "Zhanci, you are only 31 this year, not 51. Why do you stay at home obediently for your birthday? We can go out and play."

Gu Zhanci refused: "It's too noisy outside."

Three days ago, Lu Lu also had her birthday. Lu Lu had many friends, and they were all as dishonest as her. palace.

Lu Lu blinked: "There are too few people here, just the three of us, and I have a friend nearby, why don't you let her come and play together, you know her."

Gu Zhanci wanted to refuse from the bottom of his heart, but seeing Lu Lu blinking wildly, he probably had an inside story, and asked, "Who is it?"

Lu Lu said, "Jun Mei."

Su Ming thought the name was very familiar, but he forgot where he heard it, but the name should be a great beauty.

Gu Zhanci knows Jun Mei, but not very well. Seeing that Su Ming has no objection, Su Ming has a cheerful personality, and he should also like many people.

She said, "Then please come."

After Lu Lu notified, she pointed out: "I forgot to tell you, Jun Mei only likes younger sisters."

Gu Zhanci: "..."

She knows Jun Mei and has contacts, but she used to not pay attention to who likes whom, let alone who likes younger sister or older sister, she raised her eyes to look at Su Ming.

Su Ming immediately said: "I only like older sisters."

Gu Zhanci: "..."

Once Su Ming said she liked it, she felt uncomfortable once, because according to normal circumstances, Su Ming should not appear in her social circle again.

Jun Mei was indeed nearby, and came here soon. After greeting Gu Zhanci, she was very enthusiastic when she saw Su Ming: "You are Su Ming, right? My name is Jun Mei."

Su Ming showed a standard smile when he saw a beautiful sister, and said in a sweet voice, "Hello, sister."

Gu Zhanci remained expressionless.

Jun Mei almost put her arms around Su Ming, she liked her very much, and said, "Your sister and I are friends, and I've always heard that her sister is very beautiful, but I didn't expect her to be so beautiful."

No wonder Su Yao kept hiding.

Su Ming finally remembered now, this is what Su Yao said, even if he and Wen Yue lie naked on the same bed, there will be no trouble.

She pretended to be shy and said, "Sister, you are so pretty."

Gu Zhanci: "..."

Jun Mei and Gu Zhanci have the same high-cold Yujie style on the outside, but when they talk, they are full of coquettish words, not serious, and not at all like Gu Zhanci.

Jun Mei quickly chatted with Su Ming.

She really is a girl lover, and she has a good way of chatting with her little sister. Whether it is showing her personal charm or caring about her sister's studies, she covers everything.

Su Ming chatted comfortably with her, feeling that she was being taken care of everywhere, knowing that she shouldn't be so presumptuous in front of Gu Zhanci, but when she thought that Gu Zhanci was so stupid recently, she wanted to stimulate Gu Zhanci.

The two quickly chatted about who they liked.

Knowing that Su Ming actually liked Gu Zhanci, Jun Mei felt a little pity, and hugged her generously: "It's so pitiful, come to my sister's arms, and my sister will comfort you."

Su Ming was forced to bury his head in the softness, and said with emotion: "It's so soft."

Gu Zhanci: "..."

She really didn't see it, and carried Teddy to the balcony.

Lu Lu followed: "How about this method?"

Gu Zhanci was puzzled: "What do you mean?"

Lu Lu said, "Aren't you hard-hearted? I've thought of a good way to stay away from Su Ming for you these days."

Gu Zhanci probably knew what kind of bad idea it was.

Lu Lu said: "Su Ming likes beautiful sisters. It happens that Jun Mei and you are both the same type of sister, and they are about the same age. As long as Su Ming likes her, he won't pester you anymore. My trick is called Surround Wei and Save Zhao."

Gu Zhanci: "..."

She said, "Su Ming is not that kind of person."

Su Ming will not fall in love with others easily.

Lu Lu smiled and said, "Zi Feiyu, who knows Yu Zhile? I think she was very happy on the chest of her beautiful sister just now."

Gu Zhanci: "..."

She felt very uncomfortable seeing Su Ming call Jun Mei's sister, but felt that this behavior was childish and inexplicable.

After dinner, Gu Zhanci carried Teddy downstairs and called it a cat walk. Teddy dangled in front of her. For the first time, she felt that Teddy was not cute.

When Gu Zhanci came back, Su Ming was already unconscious due to the efforts of Lu Lu and Jun Mei.

Gu Zhanci felt a headache when she saw this scene, and her tone was not very good: "Su Ming is not good at drinking."

Lu Lu spread her hands: "I don't know that she can drink so badly. She seems to be able to drink very well. How come she only drank a little and became so drunk."

Jun Mei apologized and said, "I'm sorry, Zhan Ci, I got your little sister drunk, so I just returned it to you."

Gu Zhanci: "..."

Su Ming was drunk, and hugged her arm: "Sister, will you still ignore me?"

Gu Zhan said dryly, "No."

She called Su Yao to pick him up.

Su Yao's tone was a little awkward, as if he had an appointment: "Mr. Gu, I'm outside now, please take care of my sister, as long as you guard her, nothing will happen to you, and I trust your character very much."

Gu Zhanci: "..."

"What are you doing now?" she asked angrily.

Su Yao lowered his voice with a guilty conscience: "Today is April Fool's Day, I tricked Ning Ming out, we should be dating now? You just treat it as a rescue."

Gu Zhanci: "..."

Gu Zhanci got Su Ming onto the bed, and Lu Lu and Jun Mei left tacitly. She sent them away and went back upstairs. After a while, Su Ming was already rubbing herself.

Gu Zhanci's mind is full of thoughts now, how could Su Ming be so bold and unrestrained?It is estimated that he was poisoned by pornographic literature since he was a child.

She still wanted to call Su Yao again, but felt that it would be even more inappropriate for Su Yao to see this scene.

Adhering to the principle that if I don't go to hell, whoever goes to hell, Gu Zhanci took care of Su Ming by himself.

Su Mingzui's eyes were hazy: "Sister?"

Gu Zhanci suppressed his voice: "Well, it's me."

Su Ming enjoyed it: "Your chest is so soft."

Gu Zhanci said coldly: "I'm not Junmei."

Su Ming's cheeks were flushed, he was completely drunk, and he answered in a wrong way: "So soft, I know, you are Gu Zhanci, I don't like others, I only like you."

Only then did Gu Zhanci's expression soften, and he whispered something drunk, if you don't drink well, you still have to drink with others.

After she wiped Su Ming's body, Su Ming suddenly began to hum in a low voice. He didn't know what he was saying, and he couldn't hear clearly.

Gu Zhanci pinched her face: "Su Ming?"

Su Ming's voice was too soft to hear clearly.

She lowered her head and got closer, only to hear that Su Ming was saying: "Sister, I like you, and I want to eat the cotton candy on your chest."

Gu Zhanci: "..."