[Comprehensive] When Iron Man turns on codeword mode

The ancients said that there is no progress in history, only reincarnation.

All the staff of the Avengers agreed that this sentence is really suitable for Loki!Whoever said this must be a wise man!

It's only been a year since the last time he failed, the little prince of Asgard was once again in a panic, reached a cooperation with a certain alien race, ran to the earth again to act as a demon, and once again blew up half of the world. In New York, he was once again hated by all members of Avengers, stabbed his brother once again, and was hammered into a crying piece of paper by Hulk again...

"I have never seen such a persistent brat. He has fought and failed repeatedly, and is more stubborn than Ivan Vanko." Tony shook his head again and again, "Good material, write it down!"

Rhodes: "Oh, stubborn, what a powerful word! Are you the reincarnation of Shakespeare?"

With his helmet on, Tony held his head high and posed in a handsome pose: "No, my name is—Iron Man Sky!"

Thor was busy putting the shackle on Loki, but couldn't hear clearly for a while: "Iron Man's driver? My friend, did you change the driver?"

Tony corrected: "Iron Man Sky, not Iron Man's driver."

Barton interjected: "That's Tony's pen name. He said that most of the well-known writers throughout the ages have 'Sky' in their names."

Steve: "Because he only read the chapter on Russian literature in Modern Literature when he got the name?"

Rhodes chuckled: "No, because when he asked Jarvis to name him, the keywords he gave were 'sounds awesome', 'a lot of words', 'with a touch of exotic flavor', 'and Iron Man'. It rhymes', 'it looks like a certain literary giant'."

Steve, Barton: "It's really embarrassing for Jarvis."

Thor only cared about one question: "My friend, are you going to change into the literary circle?"

Tony said reservedly: "Just mess around, the focus is still to save the earth. By the way, I was just about to ask, do you have anything in God's Domain—do you have any good material suitable for writing literary works?"

Thor patted his chest muscles: "Yes! There are many people in our God's Domain with a lot of stories, but it's a little bit heavy. I don't know if my friend can accept it?"

Tony patted his helmet: "Yes, I have the widest range of tastes, and I can accept any type! Ooooh, my palm hurts!"

Rhodes reminded him: "Didn't you change the youth literature? And it is a healing youth literature. Wouldn't it be good for you to add more flavor elements to "Tony of Green Gables"?"

"Pfft—" Scott, who had just returned to normal size, spat out a mouthful of orange juice, ""Tony of Green Gables"?! Have you asked the original author for his opinion?"

Tony: "My friends... don't make such a fuss, why can't youth literature have heavy taste elements? It can't be added to the protagonist, but to the protagonist's parents. You know what is necessary for a successful youth literature. What is the element?"

Rhodes turned and ran out: "I don't know, and I don't want to know, don't pollute my ears—"

"It's miserable! It's very miserable! The protagonist with the worst life experience!" Tony chased him and ran, "Dad raised two wives, three wives, four wives and N wives outside, and the mother who was suffering from a strange and terminal illness washed her face with tears at home, and the wealth of the family was overnight. Dissipate, grandpa is grandpa's wife-killing enemy, uncle plays with my sister-in-law's feelings in every possible way, the girl I like likes my uncle-oh no, this can't be written, Rosalie can only like me."

Rhodes hovered on the verge of collapse: "Thor, lend me Loki's shackle!"

"Rod, you are so good!" Tony was stunned, "Good material, write it down!"

Jarvis: "Yes, Sir."

After coming out of Dr. Martin's clinic, Rosalie decisively skipped work.

This is the first time she has skipped work for many years. Keira was crying on the phone, lamenting that her boss has grown up and learned to skip work.

Rosalie: "Shut up Kayla, remember to help me with the meeting, anyone who finds will say I'm not here."

Keira: "Then... what if Mr. Stark finds you?"

Rosalie got a headache when she heard that name: "Tell him I'm dead."

Keira: "..."

Rosalie went home and held the fruit circle again to reflect deeply. The more she reflected, the more entangled she became. Why didn't she just care about Tony?Why can't care be divided into ordinary care and special care?Melons can be classified according to their sweetness, and then sold at different prices. Why can’t they be classified into different grades according to their degree?

Victova put on a mask, raised her orchid fingers, and educated her lazily: "I've never seen someone so entangled like you."

Rosalie: "Now that you see it, what do you think?"

Viktoria: "It's still the same old saying, follow him, or do him. Fuck, choose one, is it that difficult?"

Rosalie was dumbfounded: "You...you actually swear!"

Victova instantly recovered her ladylike manners, raised her contrived orchid fingers, and continued to educate her: "As the editor-in-chief of the emotional column of the "Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry" newspaper..."

Rosalie emphasized: "Once upon a time, how long has it been since you graduated!"

Viktoria is kind and kind: "As the former editor-in-chief of the emotional column of the "Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry Newspaper", my mother—no, senior sister, I shoulder the important task of making every Hogwarts alumni happy in love, and I must treat you Conduct necessary humanitarian assistance—”

Rosalie: "What the hell is humanitarian assistance? My life is not in danger. Hey, don't use the word you don't know."

Victova's pretentious orchid finger changed into a sharp middle finger: "Try another word of crookedness, be careful that I will destroy your humanity."

Rosalie chuckled and pulled out her wand: "Come on, let's see who destroys whom?"

Viktoria is indeed a face-changing queen who can bend and stretch, and her middle finger immediately changed back to an orchid finger, and she said delicately: "Oh, why are you so angry~~~"

Rosalie shuddered: "Yes, if you have something to say, please don't scare people, okay, I'm not Teddy."

Victoire kicked her: "Well, since you asked the question sincerely, I will show mercy—no, no, you put down the wand, and I will give you two choices again."

Rosalie said with a cold face, "Say."

Viktoria: "Do him, or follow him."

Rosalie went berserk: "Is this different from the previous answer?!"

"Of course there is a difference." Viktoria's tone was serious, and her seriousness could be felt through the face mask, "In the past, 'following him' came first, but now 'doing him' came first, the order of priority has changed. .”

Rosalie: "You are making too much sense..."

Viktoria sat up at once: "Why am I being so unreasonable? Don't you realize my good intentions and subtle emotional changes? Merlin's pants, your emotions are so slow!"

Rosalie took a hard bite of the fruit cereal: "Yes, yes, I am emotionally insensitive, so I never sign romance novels, are you satisfied?"

"Very satisfied." Viktoria vividly explained what it means to be as big as a basin, and what it means to look at death as home. "As for the difference between the two, I will add one last point: I used to be a matchmaker who matched love, but now I am a maniac who instigated murder." Devil, can it be the same? Ah?! The latter is legally responsible!"

Rosalie took a deep breath, and rushed over with an "Aww" sound: "It's your sister's responsibility, my old lady lifted your mask paper!"

Viktoria, pawn.

The author has something to say: Viktoria: I learned how to change faces in Sichuan~

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