This dog's bloody life experience

He Susu screamed, and was about to fall into the river, but Shen Lingsong grabbed his arm in a nick of time, hanging over the side of the boat.

"Don't move!" Shen Lingsong shouted.

At this time, the wind on the river is getting stronger, even if the speed of the boat is not fast, it is extremely difficult to hang a person like this. Shen Lingqiao also rushed up when his brother rushed to save the person, so the two of them joined forces to grab the suspension outside the boat, dangling He Susu.

"Help me!" He Susu's face was as white as a white gray wall. The cruise ship sailed against the wind, which made the wind on the river more violent, and He Susu, who was outside the ship, was crumbling.

"The other hand!" Shen Lingqiao shouted as she separated her right hand.

He Susu gritted her teeth tightly, and raised her left hand hanging by her side with difficulty, Shen Lingqiao grabbed it tightly, and the two brothers worked together to finally pull He Susu up. Just as He Susu's hand was able to reach the pole of the boat, he grabbed the handrail by himself. Stepping on the protruding side rail of the ship, with the help of the other two people, he rolled over tremblingly, fell soft on the ground, hugged his arms and shivered, at this time the ship shook slightly again, frightened She immediately let out a trembling cry.

"It's okay, it's okay." Shen Lingqiao knelt down and whispered comfortingly.

He Susu wiped away her tears, looked at Shen Lingsong who was worried, then glanced at Shen Lingsong who was watching with folded arms, and suddenly hit the deck with a hammer: "Why am I so unlucky... Woohoo, it's too much, too bad luck Oh, how can you be so unlucky, woo...Hand hurts..."

He Susu was hammering and crying, but she used too much force, and her hand hurt after only a few hammerings. She blew on her hand, and cried while blowing, "It's really bad luck. It's been bad luck for eight lifetimes, woo woo..."

Shen Lingqiao looked at He Susu crying like a child in bewilderment, and reached out to pat her on the shoulder, but the other party was wearing an off-the-shoulder dress and felt helpless.

When he was very tangled, He Susu sucked his nose fiercely, hugged Shen Lingqiao's shoulders with both hands, and asked seriously: "Did you do it?"

"?!" Shen Lingqiao opened his mouth slightly in astonishment, did it, what did the two men do? !Isn't it just rubbing each other...

"I see." He Susu took off his high-heeled shoes and stood up, then threw the pair of well-made shoes to Shen Lingsong's feet, pinched his waist and cursed, "Shen Lingsong, don't be too complacent, because you saved me For the sake of my life, girl, I will pretend that I didn’t see anything tonight, but you wait for me, you won’t just forget about trying to induce me, hum!”

He Susu put down his harsh words, then swept Shen Lingqiao meaningfully, and walked away arrogantly.

"Brother..." Shen Lingqiao looked up at Shen Lingsong in a daze, confused by this magical development.

Shen Lingsong didn't take He Susu's words to heart at all. After seeing He Susu, he just became angry from embarrassment. He touched Shen Lingqiao's head and said gently: "Don't worry about her going out and talking nonsense, even if she does, brother can handle it. But , The inertia was too great just now, and my right hand seems to be a little strained."

"Ah?! Does it hurt?" Shen Lingqiao gently hugged Shen Lingsong's right arm, as if holding something fragile, "Let's go to the shore first and go to the hospital for an examination."

"Little Qiao," Shen Lingsong's eyes suddenly sank, and he placed his left hand on the side of Shen Lingqiao's face, rubbing it lightly, his voice suddenly became low, as if reciting a spell softly, "No matter what others say, you will believe brother, right?"

The last two words "right?" were light and heavy, but Shen Lingqiao felt some kind of trembling and pressure inexplicably, but he didn't think much about it, thinking that his brother was worried about He Susu's last ruthless words, so he covered Shen Lingsong with his backhand and put it on his cheek Holding the long and warm five fingers on his chest, he said without thinking: "Of course I believe brother, if brother does something, there must be a reason for doing it."

Shen Lingsong's black hole-like eyes suddenly fell into star spots, and a smile line formed at the corner of his mouth, like a frozen lake being wrinkled by a spring breeze.

"You are so easy to deceive, if you are betrayed by your brother, you will probably wait for your brother to rescue you."

"I don't have it," Shen Lingqiao wrinkled her nose, then laughed "hehe", "Brother, are you willing?"

"Of course I can't bear it." Shen Lingsong pinched the back of Shen Lingqiao's neck, lowered his head and pecked lightly on the corner of his upturned mouth, and said with a smile: "Let's go, tell everyone that we have to leave first."

"Well, does it hurt?"

"No way, Miss He's is too heavy."

"well enough……"

"You just said you would trust brother, but now you have doubts about brother?"

"Σ(°△°|||)︴"

"Okay, brother is teasing you, and he still admits that you are not easy to cheat..."

……

When the two of them landed, Qiu Hang winked and asked, "What's wrong with that girl of the He family, she suddenly ran to the dance floor barefoot, and came here for a while when she caught someone, I heard about the love-hate entanglement between you, But some people say they like you, others say Xiao Qiao, so who is it?"

"No one," Shen Lingsong said calmly, "Let's go."

"Hey, it's such a disappointment to go out to play, what are you doing back so early?" Qiu Hang waved his hand after saying that, "Forget it, get lost."

Shen Lingsong turned a blind eye to Qiu Hang's dislike, and dragged Shen Lingqiao away without looking back, leaving Qiu Hang alone on the spot.

Then there was a two-month summer vacation, but the two brothers did not have a leisurely life. Shen Lingsong began to follow Shen's father to the company to handle some business, while Shen Lingqiao practiced the piano and learned to drive in addition to dancing.

Both seem to have forgotten the episode that happened on the cruise ship.

This afternoon, Shen Lingsong was processing emails on the computer in the study, when suddenly a new email reminder window popped up on Shen Lingqiao's buttons, and there were only three people in Shen Lingqiao's button list, Shen's father, Shen Lingsong, and Zhou Xing, who usually hang around casually , almost useless, and almost impossible to receive emails from strangers.

Shen Lingsong originally thought it was a service email, and was about to close it, only to find that it was an unfamiliar ID—cherish chrysanthemums, stay away from cucumbers...

Shen Lingsong was silent for a few seconds, and then without raising his eyebrows or hesitating, he opened the email without blushing.

As soon as you open it, you will see the bloody font No. 2——On the Harm of Gay Sexual Intercourse and the Proposal to Promote Plato's Love Style.

Shen Lingsong is still expressionless, but he finally knows who "cherish chrysanthemums and stay away from cucumbers" is.

Next, this so-called proposal demonstrated the dangers of anal sex with detailed (don’t know where it came from) data and a scientific attitude, embellished the alarmist remarks to look extraordinarily authoritative and credible, and then showed The legendary Eighteen Forms of Longyang, with explanations attached to each form, denounced these as pseudoscience in a serious and heartbroken tone, and misled many young men into the path of no return.

Then I paid some stories on the post bar about my youthful ignorance and my chrysanthemum being cheated. It was really sad for those who heard it and shed tears for those who heard it.

In the end, the proponents proposed that a truly pure man should abandon carnal desires when in love, and only talk about the intertwining of souls. If the other party really loves you, he will not bear to see you suffer such cruel physical damage.

Shen Lingsong silently wrote down the so-called Eighteen Forms of Longyang, intending to study carefully which ones are feasible in the future, then type a line, click send on time, and finally delete the email completely.

That line is like this: I tried the posture you provided with my lover tonight, and I found it very comfortable, and my lover also likes it very much, you can try it, don’t be afraid, it’s really comfortable, it doesn’t hurt at all, really .

After that, Shen Lingsong changed Shen Lingqiao's QQ password again, and applied for another one for him.

During dinner, Shen Lingsong seemed to suddenly think of something, and said to Shen Lingqiao: "Xiao Qiao, I found out that your QQ has been stolen, and I have re-applied for you. The password is SQ plus our birthdays."

Shen Lingqiao didn't suspect him, and when she heard that the password was SQ, she couldn't help but smirked while holding the bowl: "Okay..."

Shen Lingsong pinched his nose and teased, "What did you think of?"

"No, no, I'm eating." Shen Lingqiao hurriedly buried her head in the meal.

And Shen Lingsong stared quietly at the back of his brother's head.

When did you grow up...