After being scumbag by my roommate brother

When Yun Xizhou explained everything on the road, Lu Xuchu's eyes lit up when he heard it, and he almost told the driver to turn around on the spot, so that he could put the bowl of soup that he had been staring at at Yun Xizhou's toast on Xiao Wenyan's head.

"Aren't you surprised? I've been with Xiao Wenyan before, and he's... a man." Yun Xizhou was worried that he wouldn't be able to accept it.

Lu Xuchu has already seen the strangeness: "I'm used to it, my brother himself is, and I've seen him kiss his boyfriend, this isn't really breaking news."

The driver coughed up front.

Yun Xizhou answered, "I know your brother is."

Lu Xuchu was extremely surprised: "How do you know?"

Yun Xizhou paused for a moment: "Because he looks very similar, with that kind of temperament."

"Oh." Lu Xuchu didn't quite understand, so he turned to look at Yunxizhou.The face, neck, and collarbone are all white and clean, and it seems that pressing hard will leave marks. Yun Xizhou's mouth is smaller than that of ordinary men, and his lips are slightly thinner. Looking at it this way, it looks as rosy as if he had applied lip balm.And the strangest thing was that Yun Xizhou was obviously very thin, yet he gave off a soft feeling all over his body.

If Yun Xizhou was a girl, she must be very beautiful...

"You...why are you looking at me?" Yun Xizhou was a little uncomfortable being stared at by the people around him.

Lu Xuchu hurriedly looked away, pointed out the car window and said, "There are always a lot of cars on the road today."

This side of Yunxizhou is a store, so I leaned over and looked to the left, the lights outside the window were flashing, and the rows of cars parked on the wide road were spectacular.He said to Lu Xuchu: "The holiday is here, and this area is a consumer area, so there are naturally many people."

Lu Xuchu withdrew his body and went out, only then did Yun Xizhou realize that the distance between the two was a bit close.After getting along with each other, Yun Xizhou could tell that Lu Xuchu was a straight man. Lu Xuchu said nothing, but his body's reaction could not deceive anyone. Yun Xizhou lowered his eyes slightly, straightened up and sat down.

After the oppressive breath left the side of his face, Lu Xuchu quietly exhaled the breath he had been holding back.

Lu Xuchu's drinking capacity was indeed as he said, and all the way back, the drunkenness had completely dissipated. He led Yunxizhou in, picked up the big flower that came over and rubbed it.

"Would you try it?" Lu Xuchu asked him.

Yun Xizhou had rejection written all over his face: "...I don't like small animals with long hair."

Lu Xuchu was not surprised: "My brother said the same thing before, but after I handed over the big flower to him to help take care of it, he is now more caring than me. Every cat is a goblin, and no one can escape their coquettishness. "

Yun Xizhou smiled silently.

"Want something to eat?" Lu Xuchu put the cat down and went to the kitchen to wash his hands.

"Not hungry yet."

"You didn't eat much just now." Lu Xuchu began to look through the refrigerator, and he didn't know how to cook, so he had to bring out a bunch of snacks, most of which were puffed food, and asked him to find a plate of unfinished peanuts.

The two sat on the carpet beside the coffee table. Lu Xuchu thought about it, then stole a bottle of good wine from Lu Jijun's wine cabinet, and poured himself and Yun Xizhou a glass each.

"I'm in a bad mood, just drink and let off steam. I'll accompany you today. Anyway, my brother will be back in a while. I'm drunk, and he will take care of us both."

When he heard that Lu Jijun was coming soon, Yun Xizhou stopped holding the wine glass: "Are you sure?"

"My brother may be very glib, but he is very good at taking care of others. When I was a child, every time I had a fever and headache, and when my parents were not around, he always asked for leave to accompany me."

Yun Xizhou was not at ease with Lu Jijun's character: "You'd better not get drunk, it's hard to be drunk."

"I don't have anything on my mind, so worry about yourself," Lu Xuchu took Yun Xizhou's phone and turned it on silent, then put the phone away, looking very experienced, "I had a friend who fell in love before, and I Accompanying him to the bar for a drink, he was worried that he would call that girl after getting drunk, so he gave me the phone."

Yun Xizhou nodded: "Oh."

"Come on, the two of us don't care so much, we can drink whatever we want."

"Ah."

After drinking, Yun Xizhou was even more taciturn. Lu Xuchu was infected by his emotions, and felt quite uncomfortable for some reason, so he drank without saying a word.After college, Lu Xuchu had never been drunk, but this time the more he drank, the more confused he became. When he saw his brother coming back, he pointed at him and said, "Just now I told A Zhou that you are glib."

Lu Jijun: "..."

Although Yun Xizhou was also a little drunk, he was still aware of the danger of this behavior, so he quickly grabbed Lu Xuchu's index finger, and made a rather exaggerated "shush": "Your brother can hear you."

"Well, I heard it very clearly." Lu Jijun hung up his coat and walked over.Dahua, a cat, stayed on the balcony and looked this way, but he didn't intend to come over. It doesn't like the smell of wine very much.

The two children looked up at him, feeling a little embarrassed at him, so they also sat down on their buttocks, and he pushed Lu Xuchu helplessly: "It's understandable for people to be drunk, why do you go crazy after drinking?" thing?"

When this was mentioned, Lu Jijun suddenly became emotional: "Brother, that Xiao Wenyan is not a thing, you tell Dad, let him get out of the group!"

"If it's useful for me to say a few words, can Xiao Wenyan stay in that position for so long?"

"Then what should we do?" Lu Xuchu frowned, "Are we going to be wronged like this?"

Lu Jijun glanced at Yun Xizhou who was holding the wine glass and didn't let go, feeling a little itchy for a moment, he took advantage of the other party's not sober sober, and hugged him into his arms, but he didn't expect Yun Xizhou to push him away very quickly, his tone Anxiously complaining to Lu Xuchu: "Ah Chu, your brother wants to take advantage of me! He even said today that he wants to cover me!"

"...Didn't I say that?"

As soon as Lu Xuchu heard this, he pulled Yun Xizhou behind him to protect him. Even when facing his brother, he was not afraid: "No, go and like someone else, I don't like A Zhou as my sister-in-law! You... you You are so old, Azhou can call you uncle, you can find a man who is about the same age, Azhou is too young!"

Lu Jijun couldn't help but said: "I'm only 31, how can I be old? Xiao Wenyan is still 31, hasn't your Azhou been with him for so long?"

"So they broke up, you will break up too, you are not suitable!"

"I think it's quite appropriate."

"Inappropriate is inappropriate."

While the two brothers were still arguing, Yun Xizhou moved to the phone, grabbed it, unlocked it, squinted at the screen for a while, and suddenly said, "I want to call Xiao Wenyan."

"Why are you calling him?" Lu Xuchu's attention was immediately attracted.

"scold him."

"Okay, I agree!"

Yun Xizhou: "How to scold?"

Lu Xuchu leaned over, pointed to the phone and said, "You call, I'll teach you."

Yun Xizhou dialed the number he remembered by memory. Before the call was connected, Lu Xuchu became a teacher first: "You tell me: 'Fuck'."

Yun Xizhou: "Fuck it!"

Lu Xuchu continued to teach: "Stupid bastard, an old scumbag with no bottom line!"

The call was connected, but Yun Xizhou didn't pay attention, he followed Lu Xuchu's rhythm and scolded: "Stupid bastard, no bottom line old scumbag!"

Lu Jijun looked at it for a while, then silently took out his mobile phone, turned on the camera and started recording.

Lu Xuchu's cursing vocabulary is actually limited. He scratched his hair and said, "Eating what's in the bowl and looking at what's in the pot, you're a big radish! You're irresponsible and irresponsible. After breaking up, you're so shameless that you're tired of the incumbent. Simply not a man!"

Yun Xizhou's mind was muddled, he only remembered the last sentence, and shouted into the phone: "You are not a fucking man!"

Xiao Wenyan didn't hang up the phone, but he didn't make a sound either.

"If you really don't think of A Zhou as your boyfriend, just give money generously, okay? On the one hand, you don't admit that you are in love, but on the other hand, you can't even give out tens of thousands of dollars. You are still making so much money in our house. My dad really cares about it." Wrong person, let the group be managed by someone like you. Just wait, I will tell my dad what you have done now!" After Lu Xuchu finished speaking, he really took out his mobile phone, and Lu Jijun quickly put it aside , stopped Lu Xuchu, but he didn't dare to make a sound even though the phone at Yunxizhou was still on.

Yun Xizhou had a very long reflex arc. He looked at the two brothers over there for a while, and finally cursed at the phone with a teary voice: "Bah! Do it yourself!"

Lu Xuchu's mobile phone was snatched by Lu Jijun. He looked for it in a daze for a while, but suddenly forgot what he was going to do, and lay down on the carpet. Yun Xizhou hung up the phone and lay down too.

A reminder of receiving a transfer of 30 yuan popped up on the phone, but no one paid attention.

The more Lu Xuchu thought about it, the more disgusting he felt, so he retched exaggeratedly.

Lu Jijun froze, and immediately said to Yun Xizhou: "You don't need to learn this!"

But it was already too late, Yun Xizhou had just made a mouth shape, and he really spit it out with a "wow".Lu Jijun stared desperately at the new carpet he had just bought, and called in the middle of the night for someone to come and clean it up.

Before the opponent came over, Lu Jijun walked over and kicked Lu Xuchu's ass: "Get out."

Lu Xuchu sat up in a daze.

Yun Xizhou followed suit and sat up.

Lu Jijun pointed to the guest bedroom, and said to Lu Xuchu, "Did you see that room? Go sleep with A Zhou."

"it is good."

Yun Xizhou also said, "Okay."

After the two boys entered the guest bedroom one after the other, Lu Jijun looked at the pure white carpet under his feet again with unbearable heartache.